Ironic cos I love having you on my Facebook because it makes me feel younger and happier. Strange how that works isn't it.Originally Posted by Magic
Ironic cos I love having you on my Facebook because it makes me feel younger and happier. Strange how that works isn't it.
Savage.
Then again having you makes me feel successful and proud I haven't destroyed myself both mentally and physically.
But I had the fun of destroying myself physically and mentally (and boy did I have fun) and still have a better life than you.
Alright, let's not bully Magic into ruining his marriage again.
Magic
I love the guy really, the fucking scottish cunt.
Looks like one of the questions in that shit questionnaire thread could have been how many [past&present] TTHers have you got on Facebook/Twitter.
I'm a twit
I may have destroyed myself mentally but I can almost squat my own body weight.
Or I nearly could before I went on holiday and decided never to do exercise again until the next one.
It would be more impressive if you could squat your wife....I may have destroyed myself mentally but I can almost squat my own body weight.
Or I nearly could before I went on holiday and decided never to do exercise again until the next one.
never mind that's too far.
I weigh more than her.
bollocks
Just.
I genuinely feel like this forum has done me a lot of good though. In real life I hang around with sensitive, thin-skinned people, which normalises my own BETA CUCK tendencies. I'm still like that, but this place has definitely tempered it a bit.
Has it though?
It really has. Which is more of an indictment of how much of a twat I was prior rather than being any sort of functioning human now.Has it though?
It must be really shit to go through life being incredibly thin skinned. I overheard an older couple discussing their son putting in a claim for worker's comp yesterday and assumed he'd injured himself or something. Turns out, from what I could piece together, he'd fallen on his arse like a twat, his boss had showed the security footage of it to his colleagues, and they'd laughed. By the end of the conversation they were talking about ringing the police and going to the CAB to see what else could be done. Imagine being that fucking soft.
Spoonsky don't become this guy, fashion sense and head shape are already perilously similar:
I think the issue isn't people acting in a rational way to maximize the benefits the system can give them, but the system itself which incentivizes and rewards being a pussy- both socially and institutionally.
.....
I thought that when it first got big, but I was too busy lolling at the 'my wife's son' ones to post about it.
What are you on about?
I can't think where best to put this but I'm calling the last two days the best on the board since we moved.
Fuck you @Giggles, were not dead yet
It warms the cockles.I can't think where best to put this but I'm calling the last two days the best on the board since we moved.
Fuck you @Giggles, were not dead yet
Head shape
You're fucking mental, Mert, you know that?
The 2010-11 TTH was the tit nipples
Was that before or after I left in '10?
Went on a tinder date last night. I was a bit apprehensive about her being 2 inches taller than me (5'11'' vs 5'9'') but it wasn't an issue at all. She was lovely, found me funny and I got a snog at the end. She seems pretty keen to meet up again too, hopefully I don't fuck it up too quickly.
It'd be more entertaining for us if you did. And did it spectacularly.
For the board.
Get her to sign up, she can do a wdytoe with just you in it.
@Giggles I've had enough romantic endeavours end up failing in ways that make for entertaining anecdotes, mate. Can't I just have some happiness but satiate the board's appetite with old stories?
no.
What's Tinder actually like? It didn't cross my mind to use it in Jersey because its so small. I imagine its just full of slags, and that doesn't really appeal to me.
Yeah, mainly. I've met up with a few tinder girls and it's been pretty good. Definitely weird though, I imagine Jersey is trash as is the rest of the UK probably. Still get nudes on snapchat sometimes.
You can bang girls who are 1-2 points lower than you on the attractiveness scale and usually carrying significant emotional baggage.
You can also "bang" girls who are 1-2 points higher than you on the attractive scale, but they always end up being single moms.
Nah, you just eye-fuck them based upon a couple of photos and, if you're lucky, one of them will hold a conversation with you over messenger for a couple of minutes. If the servers hold their shit together.
I don't know where to put this, but if any parents on here are ever doubtful or unsure of anything read this: https://www.reddit.com/r/Parenting/
and you'll hopefully see that whatever it is, it's probably minor compared to some of the shit these cunts are going through (or are making huge deals of).
EDIT: The reason I was looking was because today one of A's friends pushed her out of the way so she could press a 'door open' button first. She just sulked and came whinging over to me, and I told her to stop being such a drama queen. Her friend said 'ah! Her mummy called her that yesterday too! Drama queen, drama queen!' This made her cry and I felt like a complete twazock for initiating my own child's mocking.
"My kid likes it when I discipline him"
Fucking lol.kinky little shit.
"My kid likes it when I discipline him"
Fucking lol.
Yes I thought that too. Some great shit on there (not that thread) too, mostly in the comments.
Every kid gets bullied at some point. Just tell of that time you got bullied through that Takeaway window.
On paper, holidaying with a broad for a full week after three dates seems mental. It worked like a dream though. Hot tubs, champagne, the whole shebang.
A fit girl who comes into my place of work asked me out on Tuesday.
Snap me an upskirt
no don't do that, just so you know, i'm not promoting that sort of behavior
Time for you to work into her place of come.A fit girl who comes into my place of work asked me out on Tuesday.
jesus christ who am I
come? wouldn't bank on it, love.
Omg. Just went for date with fit customer. Fucking STRICT Romanian Orthodox. No sex before marriage. No drinking and smoking. Believes in deeply Patriarchal society ("women need be more moral than man because as my father say a bad woman can make man bad but bad man can't make woman bad"), said "I hate Indians" at one point, and about a quarter of the stuff she said I didn't even understand because of her accent. Want her number, @GS ?
She sounds like the one.
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