What is WWE's obsession with 40+ men. Is it a big homosexual muscular love in where they wank each other off in the showers or summat?
What is WWE's obsession with 40+ men. Is it a big homosexual muscular love in where they wank each other off in the showers or summat?
This is going to be fucking awful.
I hope Undertaker joins in halfway through.
The younger lot just don't have the same appeal as those who we grew up watching but that's an invite to talk about 'the' era.Originally Posted by Dark Soldier
Let it be Austin like the first time.
Christ knows. The other one that came back tonight I thought had left.
Fair play to Goldberg btw. He looks in good condition.
I was semi-worried Goldberg would come out in jeans or something. Good to see him in his proper gear.
Can't wait for Kurt Angle and his neck of glass fighting at the next WM. Surely there's not many left to wheel out.
Pay Jon Jones big dollar and have him be Papa Shango/Junkyard Dog or something.
What the FUCK?!
The fuck?
Fucking hell.
That's shocked me as much as the streak being broken. What the fuck?!
What the fuck?
So Goldberg, a guy who hasn't wrestled in years, beats a former MMA heavyweight champion in 3 minutes? I get the angle, but its fucking gibberish.
So presumably something else is happening now.
Oh my fucking god. They may as well have done the finger poke of doom.
Guessing Brock got a good bonus for this or summat.
If anything, perhaps this puts an end to Lesnar's shit suplex city style. Maybe he'll admit he got complacent or something. I just can't think of any explanation for what just happened.
I've had wanks last longer than that match. WTF? I don't get it.
Oh wait, that's the end.
I literally stayed up and tuned in for that. Fuck this bag of old rotten jizz.
What an absolute load of complete garbage
This company is in the fucking toilet.
Well....FM anyone?
What happened to his son's shirt?
What is this Flair shit.
All I can guess is Goldberg couldn't go a full match and they chucked mad cash at Lesnar. Otherwise, what is point.
I was hoping at least one person had that on!What is this Flair shit.
In fairness, that's the most I've been entertained by a Brock match since his HIAC match with Undertaker.
I don't get it. Lesnar ended the streak, has been a complete wrecking machine beating HHH, Cena, Punk etc in solid fashion then winds up losing to a 50 year old man who hasn't wrestled in over a decade? I'm out of ideas.
Where the fuck was The Undertaker? What a lying piece of shit.
The only way I saw Goldberg winning, and it was a long shot, was with Taker attacking him after and setting up Undertaker/Goldberg for WM. For him not to even be on the show after his Smackdown promo talking about Survivor Series is just shit.
When they announced it, I knew it was a lose/lose, but what they have just done is the worst possible thing they could have done. Goldberg won't show up again, and hasn't in any way made up for his abysmal mania match. Lesnar looks like a twat, and all the people he's destroyed have to now admit they got wrecked by a guy a 50 year old who hasn't wrestled in 12 years could beat inside a minute. Who the fuck booked that shit?
Is this down to HHH or was that role he was given just part of the 'universe'? I'm so out the loop but Jesus Christ this is like being a white couple and seeing your newborn slip out black.
See you at the Royal Rumble, lads. I'd rather throw my tv out the window than put Raw on tomorrow night.
Okay, the intro lasted as long as the match itself. Heyman losing his shit in the corner was a bit bollocks, though. Look genuinely fucked over. Also, Goldberg was gassed.
Who knew, at a PPV where Goldberg was fighting Brock Lesnar, that the undisputed highlight of the night would be Shane O'Mac getting speared.
https://streamable.com/nx38
I'm a twit
Goldberg has signed up for the rumble match. 30th entrant and wins with one move.
Concussed.Who knew, at a PPV where Goldberg was fighting Brock Lesnar, that the undisputed highlight of the night would be Shane O'Mac getting speared.
https://streamable.com/nx38
All those training videos Goldberg put out were longer than the match he was training for. WCW guys are meant to be buried, so Goldberg vs HHH at Wrestlemania with DX fighting the West Texas Rednecks at ringside is a lock.
Isn't a match like that normally an indication that the losing party is on their way out?
Where's he going? WWE is his only realistic option now he's banned from UFC.
Back to his farm.
I wouldn't be surprised if he suggested it. 90 second payday, doesn't have to phone in the German suplexes.
He doesn't care, it's just a payday to him.
The company care about their biggest draw not looking like shit. It all points to him leaving, because how can you hype a re-match off the back of that?
Yeah, the WWE have never ballsed up the booking of their biggest draws. This is also the easiest thing in the world to book, Brock now has his ultimate challenge, the only man he couldn't overcome blah blah blah, it writes itself. They'll probably go for a lazy re-match at WM with a shit build but that's beside the point.
Anyway, The Undertaker is their biggest draw.
Goldberg has signed on for the Rumble, so that'll be the rematch.
I bet Brock loved doing that match. 90 seconds lolling around on the floor for a few million dollars and he doesn't have to do his Suplex City rubbish for 30 minutes while the fans fall asleep.
Supposedly he's confirmed for the 30 man match.
I think this post on reddit is great, and is one of the reasons why I didn't hate last night.
Imagine all those kids who witnessed Brock vs Goldberg
All those kids who cried in shock seeing Cena get brutalized, or who saw this monster finish Undertaker's streak, or murder Orton, or put down Roman, or beat Dean
You know this Brock beast is the untouchable monster, you know deep down that none of your heroes come through for you to slay him. You get into the routine of watching Brock destroy everyone
Imagine seeing this Goldberg guy come out of nowhere, seeing the crowd erupt for him like none other, hearing about this legend who was like a good guy version of Brock.
Some guy who is immediately loveable because he does it for the kids, a guy who, for once, has a unified support from the fans. A guy who isnt booed. A match where the very audience isnt cheering for Brock like barbarians, or wanting to see the bad guy win and the good guy get hurt
This guy comes out of nowhere like a mythical legend, annihilates this Beast who has terrorized all your heroes, and is celebrated by the entire arena. After all hope is lost, after realizing there is no one realistically possible to conquer Brock, they pull this Goldberg guy out of thin air and immediately, he is unlike any other you've ever seen. You hear the stories of Goldberg and you hear how he beat Brock a long time ago, but you dont really know what he wrestles like.
And then you see the entrance. The sparks. The crowd in hypnotic unison. The kicks. The straight entrance to the ring from the back. He doesnt sell shit. He stands tall. He turns to crowd for approval, and the crowd roars for him. He hits his moves, and it's over. Brock is dead. He is scared. The slimebag Heyman, who has taunted you and your heroes is squealing.
It must feel really special to be a kid and see that history being made, and I bet a whole new generation of Goldberg fans were created, if not only for those 3 surreal minutes
The last sentence sums up my biggest problem with it: they've probably made a boatload of young Goldberg fans and for what? He may wrestle at the Royal Rumble and maybe Wrestlemania and that's it. There's no point to Goldberg in 2016.
It's WWE presenting their current guys as geeks and inferior to the previous generations. And they are inferior but when WWE portrays it that way they end up just shitting on themselves.
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