Ronaldo in this game has reminded me of Fred Couples or someone plodding around Augusta in his 60s, shooting 78 but adored by the punters all the same.
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Ronaldo in this game has reminded me of Fred Couples or someone plodding around Augusta in his 60s, shooting 78 but adored by the punters all the same.
Eurgh.
I was thinking Elton John slurring his way through Bennie and the Jets.
Dog shit from France considering the talent available.
Gary Lineker with a joke about wanking. Yessss
You may well be right. Miles off the pace, dropping stinker after stinker, but somehow undropableQuote:
Originally Posted by Lewis
Jenas: WE NEED ANALYSIS ON BOTH GOALKEEPERS……… BOTH VERY GOOD
Shush now, the grownups are talking.
It's probably of benefit to the whole of Portugal and certainly to their FA that he continues to play for them. Same with Messi and Argentina.
Who else they gonna play? Gonçalo Ramos? :sick:
Yep, absolutely years left in both.Quote:
Originally Posted by Yevrah
Mbappe: *runs in to opposition and loses ball*
Danny Mills: "super feet"
Lmao
:lol:
Get him off for his own mental wellbeing
Cat-like reactions, if the cat had had a very large breakfast indeed.
How has this only been five minutes
Can’t believe dembele passed that there
We need a Pepe goal.
Dembele could have scored the goal of the tournament there. Or missed. Obviously.
Pepe to score the winning penalty kick please
At least this is good desensitisation therapy for the England game tomorrow.
What are France doing here for the love of Christ. Press the fucking ball.
The finishing has been appalling.
Southgate's probably got this on silent in the team hotel with a bit of Serge Gainsbourg playing over the top to really get him in the mood.
Ah, je t'aime...
Is Giroud still a thing? He would have a hat trick by now.
France one shy of a Mandingo eleven. Theo Hernandez destined to miss a penalty.
This is just hideous. Send them both home and give the Germans another run at Spain in the semi.
Even the pundits are in on it praising Ronaldo's movement. :face:
Ah, it's the pitch's fault.
"This movement is the best we have ever seen".
Put some adverts on ffs. Borrow some from ITV. I don't care, just stop talking.
Why is Ronaldo sitting down like that? Freak.
Mbappe has bottled it.
Mbappe coming off :D
Fucking bottler
He a pussy'oQuote:
Originally Posted by Manc
Mbappe :lol:
I'd go to bed but I don't want to miss Ronaldo crying for the last time.
Been tragic all tournamentQuote:
Originally Posted by Manc
Calling a bloke who scored 3 penalties in a World Cup final a bottler is certainly a take though
I've learned a lot in this game, the biggest thing being that Nuno Mendes and Nelson Semedo are different people. Also watched back the highlights of the Euro '84 clash between the two, which, yeah, bit better.
So that’s 2 Portugal knock out games in a row that have basically been their match from the Simpsons….
He lost.Quote:
Originally Posted by Waffdon
Not in ‘18Quote:
Originally Posted by Magic
How about Roberto Martinez to replace Southgate? That would get the Yevcopter airborne.
I really hope that Spain puts four past either of these two atrocious teams.
Did Fance not watch Portugals last penalty shootout?
I'll be seething if some Eder regen pops up and robs us of penalties.
Dembele might not have an end product but at least he’s fun to watch.
I'd actually like someone good, but I'd take Martinez over Southgate all day long.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd
Like Andros Townsend.Quote:
Originally Posted by Waffdon
I don’t think he ever took a man on in his life. Cut inside and shoot from 30 yards over and overQuote:
Originally Posted by Spikey M
Is there any evidence that Ronaldo remains good at heading or is it just an assumption based on him being useless at everything else?
What the fuck is Fofana doing there?
lol, Portugal one upping France there.
No idea how that's ended 0-0.