[FOOTBALL] Weekend Football Thread - 12th/15th February 2016

[Lee]

I'm not really going to cry lads. Two points clear after playing Liverpool, Man City and Arsenal? We're fine.

[Smiffy]

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[Browning]

Was always going to Welbeck if anyone.

[Giggles]

Bummer, that.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Amazing that Wasilewski got done by Sanchez literally about 15 times in the right back area but only lost it by inexplicably steaming out into left midfield and giving away a needless foul.

[Boydy]

What a load of shit.

[Giggles]

Keep the faith. Most expected zero from your las three.

:D

Any excuse.

[Dquincy]

Oh lol. Fuck you, everyone, and good night.

:D Don't you just love football. What a game!

Nice for Welbz. Feel for Leicester, but this really sets up the title challenge. :drool:

[Jimmy Floyd]

I'm not really going to cry lads. Two points clear after playing Liverpool, Man City and Arsenal? We're fine.

Definitely, if you just stick to your guns then you'll be close for sure.

[Mellberg]

Indeed. I expected zero from their last two. Backed them against Liverpool.

@ Giggles

All about how they react to that late goal in the following games now.

[Shindig]

If Leicester miss out, I'll take an Arsenal title whilst United and Chelsea flounder.

[Smiffy]

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[Giggles]

In fairness after all the media fapping in the week about Leicester and Tottenham, this weekend was perfectly set up for the two big boys to show what's what.

[Smiffy]

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[Smiffy]

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[The Merse]

What a fucking man. 13 minutes into his season. That's it - that's the big moment in the title winning narrative, there always has to be one. Leicester have had about 5 of the fucking things, but we might just have had the only one so far that matters.

Still fancy Leicester to do it, mind.

[-james-]

Amazing that Wasilewski got done by Sanchez literally about 15 times in the right back area but only lost it by inexplicably steaming out into left midfield and giving away a needless foul.
Yep. Would have been better off with Mark Schwarzer at right back.

[Jimmy Floyd]

9/1 for them to drop out of the top four. :nodd:

Morale crushing defeat....worth a quid.

Why do people keep going on about the top four? The top four is fixed now, nobody below is good enough to win that number of points to overhaul them.

[The Merse]

It took a red card tbf. City will lose if Yaya starts.

It took a pen for Leicester to go ahead and Drinkwater should have had a red too.

[QE Harold Flair]

The ref had an absolute mare, by the way. Missed a clear foul, which led to a penalty that wasnt, and missed pisswater trying to break good 'ol Aaron's leg again.

[Magic]

5th place sealed. :(

[Waffdon]

Leicester have v easy games coming up. Winning it by 7.

[Giggles]

Why do people keep going on about the top four? The top four is fixed now, nobody below is good enough to win that number of points to overhaul them.

Too early for anything to be fixed.

[Smiffy]

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[Jimmy Floyd]

Too early for anything to be fixed.

36 points available, United will be 10 of those behind 4th if what you say comes true and City win today. Chelsea 17 behind which is half the total. Not a fucking prayer.

[Giggles]

Indeed. I expected zero from their last two. Backed them against Liverpool.

@ Giggles

All about how they react to that late goal in the following games now.

Maybe smiff meant Stoke and forgot the had the handy one in between.

[Mellberg]

Now, Villa. If we can somehow blag this we'll be within 5 points of safety and not completely buried. Sturridge and Coutinho are back for Liverpool and start, whilst we're playing Bacuna in midfield, an amateur in goal and someone who's about two stone overweight up top. We're fucked, aren't we?

[Smiffy]

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[Jimmy Floyd]

Football is more often littered with teams 10 points ahead of other teams with 12 games to go finishing higher.

[Manc]

Can, Henderson and Milner is a disaster waiting to happen.

[Browning]

I'm with Jimmy. United would probably need to win 9-10 of their 12 games to crack it and they aren't good enough. Chelsea probably need to win out.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Just to put it into context, the points total currently needed to mathematically guarantee a top four finish is 78. That leaves Leicester needing 25/36, Arsenal 27/36, Spurs 30/39 and City 31/39 - and that's if United do not drop a single point between now and the end of the season.

[Samadini]

Now Arsenal have secured the only home win of the weekend it means we're set for a 0-0 or an annihilation of Villa.

Then Aguero puts Spurs back in their place only for the gormless one to level it late on.

Both Sunderland and Chelsea won at home this weekend.

[Lee]

The most upsetting thing about today is that Danny Welbeck will probably end up straight back in the England squad. If Daniel Sturridge scores today I'm lumping on another group stage exit for Roy's Boys in France.

[Max Power]

If we were going to lose, it's the most acceptable way to do it in. Played well 11v11 and battled with ten men but just lost out. It means the hype train can move on to North London for a couple of weeks while we rest and recuperate and await Norwich and West Brom at the KP.

It's still on. Arsenal are the biggest bunch of precious, moaning bastards ever and Kante is the best player in the world.

It's still on.

[Samadini]

The most upsetting thing about today is that Danny Welbeck will probably end up straight back in the England squad. If Daniel Sturridge scores today I'm lumping on another group stage exit for Roy's Boys in France.

Townsend too :drool:

[Lee]

Fuck.

[Magic]

If we were going to lose, it's the most acceptable way to do it in. Played well 11v11 and battled with ten men but just lost out. It means the hype train can move on to North London for a couple of weeks while we rest and recuperate and await Norwich and West Brom at the KP.

It's still on. Arsenal are the biggest bunch of precious, moaning bastards ever and Kante is the best player in the world.

It's still on.

Won't be laughing when they both end in defeat.

[Max Power]

Vardy staying at home this summer :drool:

[Mellberg]

He's only ever fit to play us. Nailed on.

[Smiffy]

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[Jimmy Floyd]

I reckon an XI selected only from East Midlands clubs would get out of our group, although you might need to claim Burton.

[Max Power]

Won't be laughing when they both end in defeat.

I'm not laughing now mate but I will be when we win the league.

[Smiffy]

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[Mellberg]

Pathetic.

[Samadini]

"There's nothing the 'keeper could have done about it"

How about not coming 10 yards off his line to not actually make an effort to get the ball? :cab:

[Boydy]

Lol at that.

[Smiffy]

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[John Arne]

I've said it before, and I'll say it again.... Agbonlahor should be nowhere near a BPLSBB team.

[Max Power]

Mellin mate we didnt start playing last season until March so it's still on. Believe.

[Mellberg]

He's one of many disgraceful cunts currently milking the club dry whilst contributing zero.

[Mellberg]

Mellin mate we didnt start playing last season until March so it's still on. Believe.

I was letting a little belief seep in, but this has been startlingly shit. Liverpool are a poor side and we've let them take the piss without even trying. Your team was full of people desperate to prove themselves, ours is full of grinning wankers who are happy to take the money and run. The club is broken.

[Mellberg]

Get Bacuna off right now before I go full KGB.

[Samadini]

I was letting a little belief seep in, but this has been startlingly shit. Liverpool are a poor side and we've let them take the piss without even trying. Your team was full of people desperate to prove themselves, ours is full of grinning wankers who are happy to take the money and run. The club is broken.

Owen, Viduka, Butt, Duff, Barton :sick:

You're definitely going down and it's for the best.

[Davgooner]

Class that. Thought it was going tits up at half time, but given the chances we had in the last 15-20 would have been gutted not to win that. Got a nice couple of weeks now to hopefully get Wilshere and Cazorla back in the squad.

Leicester were decent although looking back they didn't threaten a quarter as much as I expected. They should ask for £100m for Kante, and we should fucking pay it in cash.

[Mellberg]

Owen, Viduka, Butt, Duff, Barton :sick:

You're definitely going down and it's for the best.

Richards, N'Zogbia, Agbonlahor, Sinclair, Grealish, Gestede, Bacuna, Guzan. Westwood and Hutton are shit but at least they try. The first five should all be decent Premier League footballers, but unfortunately they're twats instead.

[Samadini]

N'Zogbia :D

Such a cunt.

[Lee]

Magic if Villa don't make a comeback we've secured 19th. :drool:

[Smiffy]

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[Lee]

Are Villa trying?

[John Arne]

Villa are crap. Bring Ward on, Klopp.

[Smiffy]

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[Magic]

Can, Henderson and Milner is a disaster waiting to happen.

Please, tell us more.

[Giggles]

The least they could do is shoe some COMMITMENT and take Sturridges knees out.

[Lee]

This is absolutely dreadful from Villa.

[Boydy]

I'm not even particularly enjoying this. Arsenal - Leicester was better.

[Smiffy]

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[Mellberg]

Fucking hell :D

This is the worst performance I've seen in 28 years.

[John Arne]

If Lescott spent half as much time defending as he did blaming other people, he would be a decent player still.

[Lee]

Fuck me this might be the worst thing I've ever seen.

[Smiffy]

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[Gray Fox]

Just send Villa down now ffs.

[John Arne]

5 (five).

[Smiffy]

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[Lee]

Someone call ChildLine.

[Mellberg]

That fifth :D

At least I'm laughing now. No point getting stressed over this whatsoever.

[simon]

I still find it funny that Tim Sherwood spunked £52m on this shower in the summer.

[Luke Emia]

Jesus we should play Villa every week. The difference with having a striker who isn't Benteke is amazing.

[Smiffy]

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[Foe]

Jesus Christ. What the hell was that?

:D

[Smiffy]

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[simon]

That's not even a header. :D

[Lee]

Forget ChildLine, get the police in.

[John Arne]

Fucking love Kolo

[leedsrevolution]

Ha Kolo. This is a great watch.

[Mellberg]

I still find it funny that Tim Sherwood spunked £52m on this shower in the summer.

Only Veretout and Gana are playing tbf.

7-0 is our worst ever home defeat apparently. Under threat here.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Surely time for Villa to sack players en masse and just play the kids.

[Samadini]

Didn't even realise Newcastle had the worst goal difference in the league before this.

Cheers Villa.

[Foe]

Enough of a margin to throw Christian on.

[Gray Fox]

Benteke on is just rubbing salt in the wounds.

That's the end of the scoring then.

[Smiffy]

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[Luke Emia]

Showing a bit of mercy by bringing on the lump.

[Smiffy]

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[Mellberg]

:lol:

Mellin.....

I know you don't want to be stressed but Toure? Fucking Toure? :D

Acceptance has set in I'm afraid. You'll have to try someone else.

[Smiffy]

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[leedsrevolution]

Villa fans are going to avoid the traffic by staying the full 90 is pretty funny.

[Dquincy]

The ref had an absolute mare, by the way. Missed a clear foul, which led to a penalty that wasnt, and missed pisswater trying to break good 'ol Aaron's leg again.

Accept it was a foul on Ozil in the lead up to the pen. But why don't you think it was a pen when there was contact?

[Max Power]

Villa, Brum, Wolves, maybe Walsall. Look foward to the local derbies...

[Lewis]

Danny Welbeck did tend to like a big game (probably because good defences gave him less time to think and fall over). Call this another Ferguson title if he wins it for them.

[CJay]

Nice of Villa to allow us to get back to a positive goal difference.

[Byron]

I've seen some right tripe in my time, mainly served up when Grant was here but this is by far the worst performance I've seen in a long, long time.

I'd reckon Villa would have a better goal difference if they conceded every game 3-0 until the end of the season.

[Dquincy]

Danny Welbeck did tend to like a big game (probably because good defences gave him less time to think and fall over). Call this another Ferguson title if he wins it for them.

If Welbeck's return ends up being influential in Arsenal winning the title, I love the fact that Man Utd (Welbeck) and Chelsea (Cech) have inadvertently helped Arsenal get there.

[Lewis]

He's still crap. Let's not go mental. He just likes a big game.

[Foe]

Scott sinclairs role is brutal here. He's basically being asked to beat liverpools defence on his own.

[Dquincy]

Once you take off Sturridge, Firmino and Coutinho, Liverpool look stagnant.

[Kikó]

It's better than starting stagnant like united.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Villa have been in the top flight for 28 years. When was the last time such a long run was ended, Cov?

[Dquincy]

Wonder if Villa will buy Benteke off us for £2m? I'd take it.

[Sam]

Villa are so tragic, starting to feel sorry for them. Nah. This is brilliant to bring them down to our level.

[Smiffy]

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[Boydy]

Liverpool haven't even been that good. Villa are just that bad.

[Lewis]

'Carra' isn't holding back. The werst team he's seen in the Premier League. Oof.

[John Arne]

Carragher :D

[Lee]

They've been an embarassment for years. :D

[Davgooner]

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[Lewis]

Why does Maurice Smallpockets sound like a Frenchman?

[Smiffy]

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[Lee]

Smiffy's optimism never dies.

[Waffdon]

Tottenham haven't won many at all against the decent teams, have they?

And why is this cunt commentating?

[Byron]

To be fair, they're now coming up to a run of 7 games in something like 4 weeks and doesn't Smallpockets have a habit of running teams into the ground so they end up burning out by this time anyway? All set for them to drop down to where they belong.

[Giggles]

Smiffy's optimism never dies.

Just needs to be tuned out. Double deranged.

[Smiffy]

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[Davgooner]

Given your record today, that comment has probably secured the yids the points.

[Lee]

I hope this is a terrible game and ends 0-0.

[Davgooner]

What the fuck is this?

[Giggles]

Spurs will be out of steam in a month and bothering with the Europa will be their downfall. It just won't be Liverpool replacing them in the top four, there's at least 4 better teams.

[Boydy]

I can't even be arsed watching this. Three games in a row is too many. My interest was waning even during the Liverpool game.

[Giggles]

I've went home during the Villa game, any longer and I'd have been out til closing.

[Davgooner]

I'd forgotten how much of a shambles you are.

[John Arne]

How can the ref get such an easy decision wrong? Kane and Otamendi are challenging for the ball... Kane has his eye's on the ball, and arms down by his side... Otamendi is only looking at Kane and barging into him 2 or 3 times... and he wins the free-kick?!?!?

[Smiffy]

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[Waffdon]

Jesus.

[Lee]

Absolutely fucking mental.

[Boydy]

I'd forgotten how much of a shambles you are.

Me?

[Waffdon]

Smithers, surely.

[Davgooner]

Boydy.

[Byron]

Lee obviously,

[Giggles]

Yeah Boydy you shambles. Have you not even ripped up a seat or glassed anyone yet today? Call yourself a football fan?

[Smiffy]

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[Davgooner]

Hey, he saw six goals.

[Lee]

I bet Rolf Harris consoles himself with the thought that Savile was worse all the time.

[Boydy]

Boydy.

Why?

[Jimmy Floyd]

Why do Sky think that Thierry Henry is a good pundit? Is it because he used to be good at kicking the ball into the goal for the Arsenal club?

[Lee]

It's the accent I reckon.

[Jimmy Floyd]

The same words in Dennis Wise's voice would be laughed out of town, it's true.

[Smiffy]

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[Yevrah]

Henry is rubbish and they're paying him a fortune.

[Lewis]

Forgive me for mouthing off from my armchair, but how can City have empty seats for this?

[Smiffy]

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[Lee]

They got the wrong Frenchman, they should have gone for Desailly.

Ron Atkinson alongside him.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Clatters :drool:

Defying the First Rule like a boss.

[Smiffy]

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[Max Power]

Never a pen. Mon The Draw.

[Smiffy]

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[Toby]

Were Spurs to have won the league in virtually any other season it would go down as an amazing achievement, and they'd probably go down as favourites for a bit among any "neutrals". That they are going to come the closest they have in decades but with their only hope being to be the bastards who knick it off Leicester is a brilliant twist of fate.

[Samadini]

Sterling is turning into Aaron Lennon.

[Lee]

Settle for the draw, lads.

[Waffdon]

Geezer looks a right player.

[Smiffy]

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[Lee]

Iheanacho looks a proper player.

[Jimmy Floyd]

He shits on most of their 'big names', if not all. Proper player.

EDIT: do one, NHS manager.

[Lewis]

Who was the twat ambling back on the edge of the box?

[Samadini]

Half a billion on Bony.

[Max Power]

THE DRAW!

We're gonna win the league.

[Smiffy]

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[Lee]

Opti-mystic Smiffy :cool:

[Magic]

And there goes my two clean sheets to end an utterly stinking FF week.

[Smiffy]

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[Lee]

Title's gone down the shitter.

[Waffdon]

Nice one, Vinny.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Lol at that. Just as Martin Tyler was explicitly building up to another AGUERO.

[Max Power]

Spurs next three. Swansea (h), West Ham (a), Arsenal (h)

Arsenal next three. Man United (a), Swansea (h), Tottenham (a)

Man City next three. Liverpool (a), Aston Villa (h), Norwich (a)

Good god, you've done it if you beat Norwich, West Brom and Watford :cool:

I'm rebranding. Despite that Spurs winner. I'm on the optimism train. We'll do it.

[Yevrah]

Spurs. :cool:

[Waffdon]

Absolute SCENES from the yiddo's

[Lee]

Fuck off Quinn with your 'famous victory' shit.

[Smiffy]

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[Magic]

Yes Eriksen. :drool:

[Waffdon]

Eriksen loves a late winner away from home.

[Davgooner]

It's hilarious how shit City are.

That NLD next month is next level shit.

[Yevrah]

It's hilarious how shit City are.

I do wonder what 'Pep' will do with them.

[Jeet]

Oh god, Spurs gonna win the title aren't they, Citeh way behind now and with us winning today only just delayed the inevitable collapse.

[Giggles]

You'd think Arsenal have this.

Also, I've just seen the Spurs penalty. How the fuck?

[Jimmy Floyd]

City have lost seven now, that tends to be one too many. Guardiola will hate most of these players too, easily his toughest test as a manager coming up.

[Sam]

So is it now between Spurs, Leicester and Arsenal? Tasty end to the season this. Still fancying Leicester for it.

[Serj]

Touré dribbling into three or four players to set up that Tottenham goal was beautiful. I can't see Guardiola holding on to him.

[Smiffy]

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[Lee]

So is it now between Spurs, Leicester and Arsenal? Tasty end to the season this. Still fancying Leicester for it.

The next four league games will tell us a lot. On form I reckon we should end up further clear than we are now in mid-March. Especially as all the other three have European games and games against one another. Basically, it's all about how we do in the next month. The others will drop points because they face one another at some point in that period.

[Giggles]

Didn't turn out too bad for Leicester after all.

[GS]

Leicester took three more points than they realistically could have expected before this three game run. As Lee says, it's now a case of how they kick on from this. The manner of today's defeat was properly fucking infuriating, but the test is whether they can get beat the shit during the run-in.

[Waffdon]

Norwich, West Brom and Newcastle at home for them in their next four with the away game being Watford. They'll be at least five clear again.

[Jimmy Floyd]

When I plugged all the results in last week (I gave them a 1-1 draw at Arsenal) I had them seven points clear with 7 to play and then pipped on the last day by City. Then again I had United four points back with four to play, so you'd probably get more accurate results from getting your dog to tread on random keyboard numbers.

[Waffdon]

Have a read of Lescott's recent tweets. :D Give the poor lad a bigger spade.

[Davgooner]

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[Boydy]

:D

Ahaha.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Imagine being a Barcelona season ticket holder. You'd spend 90% of the season just wanking yourself into oblivion (I say this inspired by Suarez producing one of the best first touches I have ever seen, even though it led to nothing). I'm not sure if it would be brilliant or rubbish because you'd properly seethe at the rare defeats.

[Giggles]

The defeats don't even matter though so I'd imagine it just gets boring.

[Lee]

If you hold a season ticket there is a good chance you'll live in the city which means life is probably pretty good already. I'd probably pick Espanyol just to remind me that some tnings in life are shit.

[Mellberg]

Lescott. What a spastic.

[Smiffy]

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[Jeet]

The internet will explode if Spurs win the title and Arsenal fucking up their best chance to win the title in years.

[TG09]

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Bahahaha, that's all.

[Smiffy]

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[Giggles]

Leicester or Spurs winning one before Liverpool's wilderness years end would be best of all.

[Smiffy]

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[TG09]

Arsenal don't have a chance. Irrespective of the points at the moment I'd have them as fourth favorites because we've seen it all too often with them.


As an optimistic Arsenal fan, of course I will say I would love to see them win it.

Saying that I think your right, I betting we will finish 2nd.

I would prefer us to lose the CL, win the FA cup and win the PL. Just can not see us beating Barca and don't want us to get any injuries that could prevent us from a good run in the PL.

[Magic]

Lescott has apologised and said the car picture sent by mistake in his pocket.

:D

[Lee]

Fucking hell Messi just put in Suarez for a brilliant goal.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Some of the football those two play is the best I've seen by a double act (Zidane the best single act). For me, Clive, the pair are absolutely miles ahead of Neymar.

[Lee]

How the fuck did Neymar get that back across goal? Lol at Suarez nicking the goal though.

[Jimmy Floyd]

What the fuck was he doing there?

[Jimmy Floyd]

No sorry they should all get life bans for that.

[Jeet]

Take that pen again you cheats Barca.

[Lee]

No sorry they should all get life bans for that.

I'm just happy they didn't let Neymar score from it.

[simon]

No sorry they should all get life bans for that.

I was just coming here to post exactly that. They're fucking scum.

[Giggles]

Some explanation would be required here.

My money is on dirty forriners diving.

[Reg]

What happened?

[Lee]

They just did one of them Cruyff pass the ball forward penalties. This is a right bumming.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Some explanation would be required here.

My money is on dirty forriners diving.

Messi took the penalty and just tapped it forward for Suarez to run on and score. This coming 30 seconds after Neymar did one of those circus trick heel flicks. At 3-1 in a league game it's a bit snide I reckon.

Should have been disallowed too as Suarez was encroaching.

[Yevrah]

Yeah, Messi's better than that sort of wank.

[Davgooner]

Haha Messi missed a penalty.

[Reg]

Maybe they thought it was the best chance to score.

[Lee]

Yeah, Messi's better than that sort of wank.

So was Cruyff but there you go, it's in the rules and it's fun to watch. This has been fantastic.

[simon]

I hate the whole fucking club.

[Jimmy Floyd]

So was Cruyff but there you go, it's in the rules and it's fun to watch. This has been fantastic.

It's in the rules apart from the bit when Suarez encroached in the D.

I was on -4 so I'm definitely not complaining about the events of the last 20 minutes though.

[simon]

It's definitely worse that Celta have just bent themselves over and took it without complaint as well.

[Lee]

It's in the rules apart from the bit when Suarez encroached in the D.

I was on -4 so I'm definitely not complaining about the events of the last 20 minutes though.

Yeah fair enough, I didn't clock that at the time.

[Yevrah]

That said, if he does it against Arsenal I'd probably lol.

[Jimmy Floyd]

I hate the whole fucking club.

The worst thing about them is their stupid anthem.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1_XM6MKZ88

[Davgooner]

Hang on, we play this lot soon.

[Giggles]

Is doing that penalty not allowed or something?

And even if it's not, lol as fuck at life bans :D

[Magic]

I hate the whole fucking club.

Alright mate.

[-james-]

Hang on, we play this lot soon.

4/5 :drool:

[Jimmy Floyd]

That said, if he does it against Arsenal I'd probably lol.

If he did it against Arsenal as the winner in the last minute of extra time for a tie they'd otherwise lose on away goals, we could declare the shop closed and Messi and Barcelona would be official Football: Champions. Context is king, you see.

[Lee]

Now now lads, we all want Arsenal to go very far in the Champion's League.

[Reg]

I hate the whole fucking club.
:D

[Giggles]

I dread them too but this league must be so boring for them that they might as well prick around a bit for some interest.

[Toby]

Ray Hudson's commentary of that penalty might just tip Jim over the edge: http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/messi-trick-pk-sets-up-suarez-hat-trick-1759102863?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitte r&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

[Yevrah]

Ray Hudson's commentary of that penalty might just tip Jim over the edge: http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/messi-trick-pk-sets-up-suarez-hat-trick-1759102863?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitte r&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

:D

RIP Jim.

[Kikó]

Now now lads, we all want Arsenal to go very far in the Champion's League.

Stop this.

[Lee]

Stop this.

We can't stop the Champion's League because your lot are too shit to get in it, mate.

[Giggles]

Is the Champion's League back this week?

[Kikó]

Fucking apostrophe cuntos's.

[Toby]

The Champion's League's back on Tuesday, Giggles.

[Smiffy]

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[Magic]

Ray Hudson's commentary of that penalty might just tip Jim over the edge: http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/messi-trick-pk-sets-up-suarez-hat-trick-1759102863?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitte r&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

Oh my actual fucking God.

[Lee]

Fucking apostrophe cuntos's.

Well fuck me, I didn't even realise I was doing it.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Champion's League is technically correct, since there is only one champion within, and that is football itself.

EDIT: Shit, forgot Gazprom.

[Magic]

That's almost bad as, phonics, doing this.

[Kikó]

.... or when Pav did this.

[Giggles]

Kondogbia just got himself sent off after the final whistle.