Apprentice 2022: Return of the Bastards

[Ian]

The Apprentice 2022

Episode 1 air date: Thursday 6th of January

Hosts: Sugar, Brady and Series 1 winner Tim Campbell (after Claude nearly had to have his leg amputated.)
Tom Allen on You're Fired.

The Dickheads: https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/profiles/4246v5SxGDYkDPY6mVG211M/meet-the-candidates
https://tellymix.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/the-apprentice-2022-candidates.jpg

Top Quotes:

My strongest point is that I can sell to anybody, and I think that’s the reason why my business will be a success - because people will buy from me.
Soon to be seen failing to sell anything to anybody. Along with....


My friends call me AK47 because I’m a killer salesperson.
Akshay, mate, nobody has ever called you that.


I can be nice when I need to be, but when I unfortunately have to be a bitch, I will...
So she's going to be a horrendous bint we all want gone in week 1.


I’m going to be the corporate panther in the boardroom.
"Corporate Panther." People who describe themselves as animals are always winner.

Task 1 - "Under the watchful eyes of Baroness Karren Brady and the winner of series 1, Tim Campbell, the candidates are thrown in at the deep end as they set sail from Portsmouth on board a luxury cruise ship. Their task is to come up with marketing campaigns for a new cruise liner, including creating a brand and a television advert."

Fiver says at least one team is obsessed with basing their ad campaign around COVID somehow, assuming they haven't been told not to.

[Ian]

Also:
https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/images/ic/480xn/p0bcmb4g.jpg

Does he have a tiny head?

[Browning]

Bit early for a thread isn’t it?

[thommo]

It starts Thursday, doesn't it?

[Ian]

Bit early for a thread isn’t it?

I copy-pasted the last thread for the format and forgot to change the date. :D

Yes, as Thomma said it's on Thursday. Fixed now.

[Spikey M]

Left it a bit late for a thread, didn't you?

[Ian]

I am at the whims of the BBC.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Sir Lord Alan Sugar, or the Duke of Haringey or whatever he is now, seems to be one of those ageless people. Only 74 now, but I swear he seemed nearly that when he owned Spurs in the 90s.

[Ian]

Did he just look reet old by the age of about 30 or something?

[Jimmy Floyd]

In this picture, celebrating their most recent FA Cup triumph, he's only 44 to El Tel's 48. Dunno, maybe he's just a timeless motherfucker.

https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article249315.ece/ALTERNATES/s1200b/alan-sugar-pic-getty-9948653.jpg

[Giggles]

The totty levels are on the low side this year.

[Ian]

Sugar's face looks like it reached its current age in the 90s and his hair has just been playing catchup.

[Manc]

The totty levels are on the low side this year.

Dquincy

[Jimmy Floyd]

I was thinking the same tbf.

Are those National Health specs the new fashion?

[wullie]

Navid's the one I'm keeping an eye on early on

"Nothing intimidates me because I just feel like I’m a strong character, strong person, strong mindset."

https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/images/ic/480xn/p0bcc9nh.jpg




Severely disappointed in Shama though who has five kids, runs a nursery and wants to be a good example for Asian women. You don't get to be The Apprentice with that kind of reasonable likeability, she'd better be a monstrous dickhead on the show.

[Dquincy]

Dquincy

I'm with Giggseh, poor levels of totty.

But this one is decent...

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2022/01/04/12/52528977-10367653-d-a-158_1641299523994.jpg

[Dquincy]

Sophie probably deserves to win the show.

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2022/01/04/12/52528993-10367653-Happy_New_Year_The_contestant_rung_in_the_New_Year _in_Dubai_in_a-m-194_1641300772332.jpg

[Shindig]

Navid's the one I'm keeping an eye on early on

"Nothing intimidates me because I just feel like I’m a strong character, strong person, strong mindset."

https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/images/ic/480xn/p0bcc9nh.jpg

I think it's wonderful his mam talked him into signing up.

[igor_balis]

Let's talk about pants man

[Lofty]

Apparently Navid is one of those human skidmarks who has been on half the reality tv shows going prior to this.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-10370813/The-Apprentice-star-pharmacist-Navid-Sole-anti-vaxxer.html

He's also an anti-vaxxer pharmacist who loves Nicki Minaj.

[Ian]

An anti-vax pharmacist? :cab: Is that less weird than I think it is?

[Lofty]

He'll be on that naked rambling one by the Summer.

[Shindig]

An anti-vax pharmacist? :cab: Is that less weird than I think it is?

Nah. What do pharmacists do besides display a tiny amount of medical knowledge to punters who just want something to clear a rash up?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlPvfIQOrmU

He got destroyed on here too (skip to 2 minutes in or something).

[Shindig]

He looks like Garth Marenghi there.

[Browning]

He's going to be the one who should be voted out on Week 1 but somehow persists for about 9 weeks and get 3 "last chances".

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

The prick has stolen Bianca Belair's gimmick.

[ScousePig]

I'm deluded and that's my strength.

[Lofty]

Bangers on the girl in the white :drool:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Bangers on the girl in the white :drool:

Phwoar.

[wullie]

I think I've made the right pick with Navid

[Ian]

I'm deluded and that's my strength.

Thought that was a strong start.

[Ian]

Navid's teeth are ludicrously white.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I love when everyone starts talking about how great they are and then it comes time to elect a project manager.

Almost everyone quickly shuts their mouth.

[Lofty]

Even better when they elect a PM who immediately becomes a tyrant.

[Ian]

Some proper seething already going.

Amy's going to be a nightmare.

[Ian]

"Neverending Nautical."

[wullie]

Ok guys, let's hear all your ideas which I will immediately dismiss and do whatever I thought of anyway

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

The men's logo :sick:

[ScousePig]

That logo has been splattered by the propeller.

[Ian]

That logo is incredible.

[Lofty]

The logo looks like poorly drawn erotica.

[Ian]

"Do not be alarmed" :D

[ScousePig]

"Do not be alarmed" :D

I'm not racist, but...

[Ian]

Akshay doing his best to make sure he's fired if they lose here.

[Ian]

Enjoyed Karren just laughing at the boys.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

"Forget the market research, those people are idiots".

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

You can still see Sophie's arm in the advert she was cut from :D

[Lofty]

What is with the font on that advert.

[Ian]

This pitch is going well.

They can't even answer questions about their own fucking name.

[Ian]

Oh, like TREES Navid. Good point.

[Browning]

Both teams have been so shit.

[7om]

Both “brands” are so shit. I can’t believe they are all keeping straight faces.

[Ian]

Girls to just about edge it very, very marginally. Maybe just because they bothered to out their name on the logo.

This girl clearly doesn't even know what she means by 'bouji.'

[Boydy]

Just caught some of this and saw their pitches. You'd get better from a class of schoolkids.

[wullie]

The trick in the first week is surely do as little as possible and let the really loud thickos get themselves fired

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Akeem has to be going for the logo.

[Ian]

Is Akshay going to manage to palm this off on the logo team? Him being such an obnoxious dick and basically absent during the pitch was kinda glossed over so far.

[Ian]

I think there's only about three of the boys I don't already think are fucking annoying.

[Boydy]

Her main issue is that "he thinks he's a lot better than he is"? Is there ever anyone on this show that doesn't apply to?

[Ian]

Just spotted it's only 12 episodes so there will be a few multiples this year.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

He should have said that it did indeed take him 2 minutes to make the logo.

Trying to argue that it took a long time makes it worse.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Bit surprised that Akshay and Akeem made it through that.

[Browning]

What a terrible decision.

[Ian]

Okay so Harry just had the worst business plan of the three then. Got it.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Okay so Harry just had the worst business plan of the three then. Got it.

Describing himself as the "Asian version of Lord Sugar”, he hopes they can work together to develop his bath bomb business and become the "bad boys of the bath bomb world."

Confirmed.

[Ian]

:D

Does bugger the format, though. I won't moan about it again.

[Ian]

He's just compared himself to Nelson Mandela on You're Fired.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Children's bath bombs too, fucking hell.

[Ian]

Wrong decision but it might have spared us a Navid / Harry bromance so every cloud.


Children's bath bombs too, fucking hell.

I lol'd at Allen's "what on Earth are you talking about?" when he was trying to explain it.

[niko_cee]

Kids fucking love bath bombs, so he's probably not as daft as he seems.

[Panda Bear]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlPvfIQOrmU

He got destroyed on here too (skip to 2 minutes in or something). In what fucking world is that girl a model?

[Ian]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-59900774


"If Her Majesty the Queen can see the potential in me, and me representing the community I am in and inspiring others, then it is a shame Lord Sugar couldn't see that in me as well."

Increasingly glad he got fired.

[wullie]

Problem is when you read about him outside of this he seems like a good guy, I don't want to know that about any of them. I want pantomime dickheads who want to run a multi-million pound business yet can't find a shop in London selling postcards.

[Ian]

Akeem on the app team. I'm sure after his logo he'll contribute towards something visually appealing.

[Ian]

Apparently TEAM stands for Everyone Achieves More When We're All Working Together.

She's a bright spark.

[Ian]

Did Francesca not explicitly say no rockets?

[Ian]

That tooth character on the girls app is fucking nightmare fuel.

"I just didn't understand the.... All of it."

[Browning]

Why are they doing the market research when it’s miles too late?

[Ian]

I wondered that.

Still, at least we got some typically creative market research feedback.

[Browning]

Their pitch will definitely improve with all those stats.

[Ian]

I'm glad they commented on the horror tooth.

[Ian]

I found Karren's wanking motion a bit distracting there, not gonna lie.

[Lofty]

If she made an app based on that she'd be quids in.

[Ian]

I reckon there is, at best, one potential winner among the boys. The rest of them are fucking useless.

Aaron sounds a proper whiny victim here.

[Ian]

This really could be a multiple here.

[Ian]

Aaron very, very lucky there I think. Connor was crap too though.

[thommo]

Nick was very sharp at defending himself. I don't really know why he was in either when the useless pharmacist had already been called out for doing naff all.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I've just started on the episode, the animation to tell the cunts the task looked like it was made by a toddler.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Wiffy is 100% a nonce.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

"50% of boys loved it..."

:D

[Ian]

You've got to admire the creative accounting on that.

[Yevrah]

I watched this tonight and I still can't believe how little the show has changed in 17 years. It's unreal.

[Ian]

The main thing they've changed is to fuck their own format and largely render the boardroom pointless but otherwise yeah, it's basically still the same cretin-wrangling exercise as it ever was.

[Luke Emia]

I’ve really noticed this year that it is pandemic affected. Lack of interaction with the public, they aren’t going to big trade fairs and firms obviously don’t want them pissing around on their premises.

The boys are all fucking useless though. Two weeks in a row you come up with something that looks like a piece of shit. What is wrong with them?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-60041827

The Apprentice contestant Shama Amin has quit the hit BBC show due to health reasons, it has been announced.

Ms Amin, who has rheumatoid arthritis, said the competition, in which the winner takes home a £250,000 investment from Lord Alan Sugar, was "physically demanding".

A bastard has dropped out.

[Ian]

The show is filmed well in advance, right? So I assume that actually happened months ago and they just released it about the right time in the series?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Yeah, they've known for months but waited so we wouldn't just dismiss anything she did as we would have known she wasn't long for the show.

[Ian]

Did he suggest Megatron for a team name?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I was really hoping the crystal twat was going to ask the others if they believe in the powers of the crystal skull.

[Ian]

Which one's the crystal twat again?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Sophie.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-10368993/Ive-got-magic-fingertips-New-Apprentice-candidate-Sophie-Wilding-qualified-WITCH.html

She's also a witch apparently...

[Ian]

Fucking hell.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Salty lime and peppery peach, lovely.

[Ian]

Well these all sound delicious.

Navid is such a little twerp.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

A man has never looked whiter.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I wonder how they're going to fudge the feedback.

[Ian]

Nick has definitely had a tug thinking of Theresa May.

And Navid is such a spineless little gimp.

The boys are so, so shit this year.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

ASDA the most premium of bars and restaurants.

[Ian]

Nick. :D

What are you doing, you cretin?

[Ian]

Alex has the look of a man who just wants to ride out the series until the twats are all gone then he'll start trying

[Ian]

She's turned that into a "boys vs girls" thing which doesn't reflect well on her. And she's fucking mad taking Akshay in after he topped their sales.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Bringing back Akshay was a mistake, there's no chance Sugar fires the top seller of a team.

[Ian]

If Sophie and Navid could both go that'd be great.

[Ian]

Interesting noise, Navid. You little creep with your mad coat.

[Browning]

I feel like Lord Sugar is talking utter shite at times this series.

There was the bloke in episode 1 who he had a right go at (and fired) for "being disruptive" when the alternative was to just lay down and let them submit a (literally) shit logo.

Then there's Sophie this week who, for all her faults in the episode, the thing he chooses to have a go about is her having the audacity to listen to her sub team's feedback.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Interesting noise, Navid. You little creep with your mad coat.

It's a Nicki Minaj noise, he's president of her fan clubs or something and just a general maniac about her apparently.

[Ian]

You au fait with Nicki Minaj noises, 'How?

[Ian]

He's making Tom Allen seem positively butch.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I had to stop You're Fired, he's far too annoying.

[Ian]

No wonder that bird never let him get his leg over.

[Spikey M]

"This week Sir Alan has asked the teams to create a football club"

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[Lofty]

Yeah that's a realistic task.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I really hope some of them are actually going to be fishing.

[Ian]

This is a weird task that I assume came from "What the fuck can we have these pricks do when we can't have them bouncing into shops all day?"


I really hope some of them are actually going to be fishing.

They are, saw it on the preview. :nodd:

[Ian]

Love him pointing out it's in season so the guy can say "cool so price goes down yeah?"

I had it in my head Alex was going to be a dark horse but it's not a great start for him.

[P_3]

I have a new found admiration for Francesca, the girl can finish. :drool:

[Ian]

Freudian slip, P_3?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

50KG of crab down the shitter.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Nick did not look comfortable there trying to negotiate with a working class fishmonger.

[Ian]

That's because Nick is a fucking idiot.

Aaron is a cunt as well, basically saying out loud he's trying to give her enough rope to hang herself with.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Why are they getting these idiots to prep the fish for the restaurant?

If I owned a high end restaurant I'd want my well trained chefs to prep the fish.

[Ian]

Karren's face talking to Alex there. :D

[Ian]

Fucking hell, Harpreet, knocking a quid off for that shit.

[Ian]

Hold on Akshay the fish were caught IN THE SEA? Shocking revelation.

[Ian]

Got to be Alex to go, right?

Usual "unless Sugar likes his business plan" caveat applies.

[Browning]

Francesca was about the only candidate who did well at anything.

PM to go here surely.

[Lofty]

Triple firing please.

[Ian]

Alex and Akshay double would be lovely.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Double is coming surely.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Bastard bottled it.

[Ian]

Fuck's sake Sugar you bottling twat.

[Lofty]

Lord Shitgar.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Two shit video games next week :drool:

[Ian]

Yeah I'm looking forward to next week's task. Something I know enough about to really get stuck into.


Lord Shitgar.

I'd have gone for Poogar.

[Ian]

Kurran on You're Fired!

Prince of our hearts.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I think Alex came across really well on You're Fired, seems like a decent bloke.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

This intro to the task...

[Lofty]

What the fuck was that, also 'deecaydes'.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I love that there's ALWAYS a spelling fuck up in these things.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Sam the Scientist is clearly an NPC.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Also, it's an educational game and they're also saving the wrong animals.

There are no penguins up there.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Time has a pretty decent promotional video but both games are horseshit.

[Lofty]

Team Spelling getting rinsed in the Q&A :drool:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

lol at no orders after giving it the big one about how shit the other team's game was.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Sophie should be fired for being a twat, as well as the PM for being shit.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

What a shit decision.

[Lofty]

Every week a multiple firing is justified and it never comes.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I thought it was coming when he rocked up at the house.

[Ian]

Started late tonight. "Artic" :D

[SvN]

I'm not sure how the PM survived that. Even after the results came in, she was still trying to say her game was better. Shades of Pants Man.

[Ian]

Their faces when they were told it's Arctic was incredible, as was Akshay being asked how many penguins live in the Arctic, grinning for a good two seconds then handing the microphone back.

[Ian]

I'll bang on again about his the tasks themselves don't actually count for much now. Francesca has had a strong competition so far (by the standards of these mongs, at least) and is effectively binned out for a spelling mistake. Brittany's lucky to escape there.

[Lofty]

Yeah there is a lot more just making them look like like twats for the sake of it now, just go back to straight up sales tasks the twats will still perform no bother.

[Yevrah]

Watching this now and "artic" might be the dumbest thing anyone on this show has ever done.

[Yevrah]

Deciding not to acknowledge it. :D

[Browning]

Well it might not have come up....

[Ian]

The look on their faces when 'Artic' was explained to them was almost, almost up there with the sandalwood / "I'll leave it with you" moment.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I'm absolutely gagging for a double.

[Ian]

Oho she's just claimed a photographic memory. This is gonna be good.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Sean/Shaun destroyed her.

[7om]

My YouTube recommendations gave me this task from a few seasons ago. The customers paid 90-odd quid for the tour and the sandwiches were absolute shite and the apples rotten. Then they tried to charge them 1.50 for a pissing water.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Why would you give the mouthy American a megaphone?

[Ian]

Amy wants that megaphone shoved up her arse.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I'm not free tomorrow, it's not possible for me.
Can I interest you in a shit excursion in miserable North Wales tomorrow?
...

[7om]

Any chance they could boot Amy into the sea?

[Ian]

Tie Amy to Aaron and chuck them both in.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I love it when the dickheads have to negotiate, they always get hammered.

[Ian]

After claiming what great salesmen they are.

Can't wait to see how little profit they make here. It's going to be glorious.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

After claiming what great salesmen they are.

Can't wait to see how little profit they make here. It's going to be glorious.

Just look at the first two quotes in the opening post:

Aaron: "My strongest point is that I can sell to anybody, and I think that’s the reason why my business will be a success - because people will buy from me."

Akshay: My friends call me AK47 because I’m a killer salesperson.

[7om]

I bet 1000 quid that Akeem forgets his lines.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

"Sheep also make for an excellent bedfellow."

[Ian]

I thought Akeem couldn't get more interesting but now he's got all this slate knowledge!


Akshay: My friends call me AK47 because I’m a killer salesperson.

His mates: "lol nah it's because his name starts AK and he's a fucking weapon"

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

45% :lol:

[7om]

“Bread… and soup”

[7om]

Aaron looks like he’s dead inside :lol:

[Ian]

"I thought everyone was gonna leave a tip"

You on a different tour, love?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

What's with the shit sports references?

Gareth Bale, LA Dodgers and Robbie Savage.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I want Amy to go but I feel Kathryn is done.

[Ian]

Kathryn fucked one negotiation and that hurt them but I think otherwise she was making a game effort with fuck all support.

[Ian]

I wouldn't have taken both of them in purely because they're gonna gang up on her.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

The one good thing is that it seems that Sugar despises Amy.

[Ian]

Aaron looks miserable.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Aaron looks miserable.

He's just been told his dog is dead.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss :drool:

Get fucked Amy.

[Ian]

He's really hanging onto these multiples.

[SvN]

Aaron might be my least favourite candidate of all time. He's one of those absolute thickos who thinks everyone else is the idiot.

[Ian]

I'll say this for Amy, she's giving Linda off've the interviews some back which is good because I fucking hate Linda.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Akeem crumbling yet again.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Harpreet could eat Akeem alive.

I'd also allow her to do the same to me.

[Ian]

Akeem is going to be more assertive just as soon as Harpreet tells him it's okay to be.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

BeePure is an alright name, for honey.

[Ian]

Yeah where the fuck did the bees come into this? Fuck me.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

The mindgames that Harpreet is playing on Akeem is amazing.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

What the fuck is wrong with Sophie?

[Ian]

"I don't want to make it a party pod"
*1.2 seconds later*
"I'm thinking glitter and karaoke."


The mindgames that Harpreet is playing on Akeem is amazing.

She's going full Jedi Jim on him.

[Ian]

Akeem mate. :D Fucking hell he is absolutely useless.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Bye Sophie.

[Ian]

Yeah she has to go.

I'd love a double of her and Nick.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

She's dropped a bollock with who she wants to bring back too.

[Ian]

And then changing her mind on it. Shugs doesn't like that.

[Ian]

Karren casually murdering Nick there.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

He's fucking bottled it again the silly old cunt.

[Ian]

Fucking come on Sugar, you tart

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Mid to high but luxury...

[Ian]

Aaron is astonishingly dour at all times.

And not one of these lot can negotiate fucking anything.

[Ian]

Pleased to see "Harps" took her sock puppet with her so she'd have no arguments to deal with.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Harps might need to feed Akeem to Sugar.

[Ian]

Surprised they haven't got Akeem on the museum bit after he nailed the shale mine.

"So, er, quite a lot of people have died horrible deaths in fast cars"

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Great start to the tour.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Surprised they haven't got Akeem on the museum bit after he nailed the shale mine.

"So, er, quite a lot of people have died horrible deaths in fast cars"

Aaron took over from him nicely.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Why are they paying crazy prices for the food AND having to make it?

[Ian]

Why are they paying crazy prices for the food AND having to make it?

Yeah I'm just trying to wrap my head round this. I don't understand what they've paid for.

[7om]

Just came on to ask. What have they paid for with the food? I’m confused.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Nick and Akshay are a comedy double act.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Chicken looks massively overcooked.

[Ian]

Think I just cringed my soul out of my body at that VR / motion simulator revelation.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Nick look destroyed when Sugar said he can be annoying.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Surely a Nick/Akshay double.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Not Kathryn please.

[Ian]

How good is Akshay's fucking business plan? Jesus Christ.

[Ian]

SHOPPING CHANNEL TASK, BABY!

Now you're fucking talking.

[7om]

“It’s life changing!”
“DON’T SAY LIFE CHANGING”

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Brittany buys shit from shopping channels?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Passionate and Aaron shouldn't be mentioned in the same sentence.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

"and we've chosen an inflatable flamingo"

:D

[7om]

Aaron is dead inside.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Aaron is dead inside.

He looked happy there watching Brittany getting a crash course in TV selling.

[Lofty]

More like Harpy I am right?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

That team were tragic.

[7om]

I want to strangle Harpreet.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

"It's ̶v̶e̶g̶a̶n̶ friendly".

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

He could fire anyone, they were all shit.

[Lofty]

What the fuck was that :D

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Akeem getting walked over by "Harps" again and not realising it.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Please don't let Kathryn go.

[Lofty]

Triple please.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Kathryn lives :wub: