View Full Version : Apprentice 2022: Return of the Bastards
Sir Andy Mahowry
03-03-2022, 10:24 PM
Shit, I just realised that we're not getting a scavenger task this year :(
Swerved the thread because I was starting late but Akshay had been on borrowed time for weeks.
And I think Akeem might be the shittest person to still be in at this stage, though I'm sure there are some obvious challengers I'm forgetting.
Shit, I just realised that we're not getting a scavenger task this year :(
Yeah I wrote that off pretty early. :(
I want to strangle Harpreet.
She's a pest. Had some very quoteable lines tonight though. YOU NEED TO STAND UP AND INTERACT WITH THE PILLOWS!
Sir Andy Mahowry
03-03-2022, 11:14 PM
I'd interact with her pillows. PHWOAR.
wullie
04-03-2022, 10:14 AM
Still laughing to myself that the TV control setup had a 'strap on' button.
Browning
04-03-2022, 12:48 PM
Make the scavenger task the final. They're all so ridiculously shit that I don't want to watch them "start" their crap business ideas. They should just let the winner be whoever dares to ask for a 25p discount on a top hat.
Lofty
04-03-2022, 01:11 PM
The business plans are bollocks anyway one of the winners was pick and mix for £20.
"And what's your business plan?"
"So, I know this guy from the off-topic section of a Football Manager message board, right..."
Browning
10-03-2022, 09:09 PM
You know what babies like? Fish curry.
"A bold saying!!!" says Akeem, about a massively cliche phrase.
Just propose to her and get rejected already you dork, so we can all move on.
Browning
10-03-2022, 09:18 PM
First Time FooDIES should see them all sacked.
"it looks like we want to kill children." :D
Is this the worst set of contestants we've had left at this stage?
Browning
10-03-2022, 09:43 PM
Honestly I think the whole series have been the worst contestants ever. Only Francesca had a brain and she got sacked for a typo.
Browning
10-03-2022, 09:45 PM
Scenes :cool:
Honestly I think the whole series have been the worst contestants ever. Only Francesca had a brain and she got sacked for a typo.
Yeah I think pretty early it was clear there was barely a contender among them and very clearly from week 1 none of the boys were winning. Akeem surviving this long for fucks sake.
Sir Andy Mahowry
10-03-2022, 10:02 PM
I've just started.
Aaron's concoction looks disgusting even for baby food.
Sir Andy Mahowry
10-03-2022, 10:03 PM
Singing to the unhappy baby and making him feel sadder :D
Sir Andy Mahowry
10-03-2022, 10:11 PM
"it looks like we want to kill children." :D
"If that's something you want us to do, we would be happy to fulfil that."
Sir Andy Mahowry
10-03-2022, 10:28 PM
What a fucking result :D
Sir Andy Mahowry
10-03-2022, 10:41 PM
Bit surprised that Akeem went (although he was lucky to get this far) as "DIES" was all down to Stephanie.
Past form / business plan has probably edged Akeem over Steph.
Sir Andy Mahowry
17-03-2022, 09:04 PM
"Harps" and Kathryn final please :drool:
Browning
17-03-2022, 09:11 PM
Fuck me these business ideas are tragic. Pyjamas, second hand clothes and alcoholic "health" drinks? Get the fuck out.
Sir Andy Mahowry
17-03-2022, 09:11 PM
Kathryn got roasted :(
Browning
17-03-2022, 09:14 PM
Harpreet being outed as a total cunt :D
Sir Andy Mahowry
17-03-2022, 09:50 PM
I predict Harpreet.
She seems to be the only one with a semi-decent business plan.
Sir Andy Mahowry
17-03-2022, 09:57 PM
The perverts final :drool:
I'd forgotten Harry existed.
Sir Andy Mahowry
24-03-2022, 09:07 PM
So did everyone else.
wullie
24-03-2022, 09:13 PM
The final surely is just a test of how they can handle being lumbered with the morons, in which case Harpreet should be flying to victory based on her team
Sir Andy Mahowry
24-03-2022, 09:14 PM
Navid is clearly a spacker.
Lofty
24-03-2022, 09:15 PM
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The only direction Navid needs is toward the sea.
Harpreet's face was superb there.
You can tell Harry is shit because even Akeem thinks he is a fucking idiot.
And what the fuck was Nick arguing about there? Christ there's been some shit this year.
Lofty
24-03-2022, 09:29 PM
Harry was trying to force them into a weird porno I think.
Harry was trying to force them into a weird porno I think.
"Look, Akeem, you're just going to have to get your cock out here."
I'm not gonna lie, Brittany in the waitress outfit is kinda working for me...
EDIT: Sorry, I meant PHWOAR.
Lofty
24-03-2022, 09:36 PM
Harpreet with the death stare there.
Go on Harpreet, you've got this.
Akshay to burst into the board room while this last bit is going on and explain why he should win this.
Browning
24-03-2022, 09:50 PM
She just said she found it hard to come up with a design that mum, dad and the kids would all like. That's your entire concept....
Sir Andy Mahowry
24-03-2022, 09:57 PM
Easy decision but I don't think either business is really viable.
I thought it was fairly close but neither's gonna make him loads of money or anything.
Sir Andy Mahowry
24-03-2022, 10:05 PM
Strange that they invited Aaron onto You're Hired considering he's come under fire for bullying Navid and Harry.
Beeb denied it so they clearly don't care.
Sir Andy Mahowry
24-03-2022, 10:18 PM
Why isn't the old cunt in the country?
Any idea where you can find old series? There’s a few from 3-4 years ago that I missed. Daily motion has sporadic episodes but not full seasons.
iPlayer? Might need a VPN for that though. Can't remember where you currently are.
I’m in the UK. IPlayer only has the current season
Then it's probably all on sodding Britbox.
Sir Andy Mahowry
31-03-2022, 08:13 PM
Anyone watching this Gordon Ramsay Apprentice knockoff?
That last woman bottling the big jump and jumping about 50cm into the water was pretty lol.
Not sure why they were jumping into the sea though.
Sir Andy Mahowry
31-03-2022, 08:26 PM
The Italian vegan is a proper cunt.
Moar freds this or take it to the TV thread, I keep thinking something Apprenticey has happened.
Sir Andy Mahowry
31-03-2022, 11:01 PM
It's Apprentice adjacent.
Lofty
01-04-2022, 09:17 PM
Lewis from the 2019 series is on this sex house program on C4 right now.
Sir Andy Mahowry
01-04-2022, 09:48 PM
Lewis from the 2019 series is on this sex house program on C4 right now.
I've just put it on, some real talent (PHWOAR) on show.
Lofty
01-04-2022, 10:12 PM
Apparently Lewis was the one who was seeing Lottie Lion, now that is serious phwoar.
Lofty
13-08-2022, 11:01 PM
Akshay and Harpreet are an item now apparently.
Sir Andy Mahowry
13-08-2022, 11:06 PM
He's done well.
Lofty
17-08-2022, 08:13 PM
https://metro.co.uk/2022/08/17/the-apprentices-lewis-elliot-flew-4000-miles-to-retrieve-airpods-17200198/amp/
He should be stripped of all his money and assets and they be given to people who aren't fucking cunts.
Shindig
17-08-2022, 08:31 PM
It's also a genuinely thick thing to do. You'll spend less money buying a new pair when you get home.
Yevrah
17-08-2022, 08:45 PM
It's also a genuinely thick thing to do. You'll spend less money buying a new pair when you get home.
But, and this is probably the crucial bit, doing that doesn't generate THE CONTENT.
Shindig
17-08-2022, 08:47 PM
Unless he's got a Dave Gorman-style stage show in the works, the content's not worth the paper it's not even printed on.
Yevrah
17-08-2022, 08:58 PM
He's got a Youtube channel, which presumably gets some views and now some more after the Metro printed that story.
Shindig
17-08-2022, 09:01 PM
... oh. :D
Sir Andy Mahowry
17-08-2022, 09:50 PM
He's only got just over 3k views on the video with 705 subs.
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