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phonics
11-06-2021, 06:40 PM
That Spain Portugal match made up for at least half a decades worth though.

Jimmy Floyd
11-06-2021, 06:41 PM
One day the Italians will get over themselves. Clearly not today.

Sir Andy Mahowry
11-06-2021, 06:44 PM
lol at these Italian fans bigging up Jorginho.

Shindig
11-06-2021, 06:47 PM
In these VAR times, he's worth at least 7 penalties.

This opening ceremony's gone a bit Beijing.

Sir Andy Mahowry
11-06-2021, 06:59 PM
I did like Italy putting Insigne next to Bonucci (I think) for the anthem. The smallest player next to one of their tallest.

Sir Andy Mahowry
11-06-2021, 07:00 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E3n4wyeXMAQ7V6x?format=jpg

:cool:

Ian
11-06-2021, 07:00 PM
Here we fucking go, lads. :rave:

Spikey M
11-06-2021, 07:01 PM
The car :cool:

Shindig
11-06-2021, 07:02 PM
Is it too late for me to change the car to my breakout star?

7om
11-06-2021, 07:02 PM
Product placement has gone too far

Shindig
11-06-2021, 07:04 PM
Finally, a Volkswagen that does zero emissions.

CJay
11-06-2021, 07:23 PM
Good game so far. A player like Insigne should be doing far more with that chance.

This guy Locatelli looks like he’s never played football before. Is he only starting because he’s a unit?

Jimmy Floyd
11-06-2021, 07:31 PM
Calhanoglu is a great tournament archetype. Silky, midget playmaker for a mid-tier or lesser nation. Real Aboutreika vibes to him.

CJay
11-06-2021, 07:33 PM
Is this Italy’s first choice attacking trio? Can’t see them troubling the big sides too much if so.

Lewis
11-06-2021, 07:37 PM
I hope we get a Mert comeback at some point.

'My parents are originally from Turkey...'

Lewis
11-06-2021, 07:45 PM
Googled him. Fuck. He's like the white Luca.

CJay
11-06-2021, 07:46 PM
I hope we get a Mert comeback at some point.

'My parents are originally from Turkey...'

They have a defender in their squad called Mert Muldur. :uhoh:

There’s two of ‘em actually.

Manc
11-06-2021, 07:47 PM
Turkey could do with some pace to threaten in behind. Under to come on and do bits.

Jimmy Floyd
11-06-2021, 07:47 PM
Italy are blowing all their mamma mia seethe stocks on some stupid non-handballs in game 1, absolute amateurs. You're meant to sleep your way through this and save the histrionics for a couple of weeks' time.

Lewis
11-06-2021, 07:50 PM
Get a load of Cisps in his readers. He looks a 'prolific' paedophile.

Spikey M
11-06-2021, 07:55 PM
There's no way he hasn't stirred his brothers custard in Magaluff.

Magic
11-06-2021, 07:56 PM
Proper skinny jeans stuff.

7om
11-06-2021, 07:59 PM
Why do people employ Robbie Savage?

Shindig
11-06-2021, 08:00 PM
It's because he's Robbie Savage.

Spikey M
11-06-2021, 08:03 PM
"and if Boris Johnson is watching..." of course he fucking isn't.

Lewis
11-06-2021, 08:05 PM
That Peter Crouch thing has James Corden's World Cup Live written all over it.

Spoonsky
11-06-2021, 08:09 PM
No better sight in football than Chiellini rampaging into the attacking third like Bambi on ice.

Sir Andy Mahowry
11-06-2021, 08:10 PM
Oh dear.

Jimmy Floyd
11-06-2021, 08:17 PM
That Turkish left back is going in a kebab tonight.

randomlegend
11-06-2021, 08:20 PM
To my shame I laughed at "Heard Insigne drives the ball car home" :D

Lewis
11-06-2021, 08:25 PM
Turkey look knackered. This is going to be the worst tournament ever.

Jimmy Floyd
11-06-2021, 08:25 PM
This has been such an easy game for Italy. For all James's point about getting 3 draws is valid, it's the teams who turn up with a negative approach like Turkey have here who will end up going out bottom.

Manc
11-06-2021, 08:26 PM
Turkey look knackered. This is going to be the worst tournament ever.

Alarmingly so.

Spoonsky
11-06-2021, 08:31 PM
Italy will go far. :nodd:

Spikey M
11-06-2021, 08:34 PM
Italy would murder Southgates 11 Rightbacks.

I don't think we'd have much joy breaking Turkey down either.

Shit game, mind.

niko_cee
11-06-2021, 08:35 PM
Maybe Turkey are just wank?

Or maybe the best way to attack Italy's decrepit centre-halves isn't with an equally decrepit forward?

Italy do look quite well set to grind though, which seems to be the best modus operandi in modern international football.

Lewis
11-06-2021, 08:37 PM
'Ooooh Mert Arkan come-back...'

Spikey M
11-06-2021, 08:38 PM
Turkey are basically Tony Pulis' West Brom. Practically impossible to score against... until you get one. Then the floodgates open.

Waffdon
11-06-2021, 08:39 PM
Turkey are utter shite.

Manc
11-06-2021, 08:39 PM
Italy would murder Southgates 11 Rightbacks.

Now, now.

Jimmy Floyd
11-06-2021, 08:40 PM
Italy have been good, albeit still need to see them against a team who want the ball, I get the feeling Jorginho could get bumrushed against a high press.

I am a long term disliker of Italian football (I can't be doing with all the screeching) but every shot of Luca Vialli on the bench rolls that back 10%. What a man.

Waffdon
11-06-2021, 08:45 PM
Italy have been good, albeit still need to see them against a team who want the ball, I get the feeling Jorginho could get bumrushed against a high press.

I am a long term disliker of Italian football (I can't be doing with all the screeching) but every shot of Luca Vialli on the bench rolls that back 10%. What a man.

I get the feeling this tournament will suit him unless players have been half arsing the season for this and are full of pressing.

Lewis
11-06-2021, 08:47 PM
Roberto Mancini always seemed like a nice man when he was at City, and there don't appear to be any pictures of him with Noel Gallagher.

Sir Andy Mahowry
11-06-2021, 08:47 PM
I'm stunned that Turkey are getting angry and picking up yellows.

Kikó
11-06-2021, 08:48 PM
Roberto Mancini always seemed like a nice man when he was at City, and there don't appear to be any pictures of him with Noel Gallagher.

I think he'd be a good United manager...

Don
11-06-2021, 08:50 PM
Italy will get bummed against a side with quick transitions/BLMs so just enjoy them whilst you can, football played with such class is a disappearing phenomenon.

Spikey M
11-06-2021, 08:51 PM
I'd prefer Liam.

Shindig
11-06-2021, 09:01 PM
Their energy was impressive but someone will get at them.

Offshore Toon
11-06-2021, 09:06 PM
Turkey have really upset me with that display. Where was the aggression and lunacy disguised as passion? Very un-Turkish performance.

Magic
11-06-2021, 09:10 PM
Turkey have really upset me with that display. Where was the aggression and lunacy disguised as passion? Very un-Turkish performance.

Indeed, it could have been a buffet of shithousing but we saw nothing.

Lewis
11-06-2021, 09:32 PM
I think he'd be a good United manager...

Did he start the trend for taking out newspaper adverts when he left City? No thanks. Don't need another soppy twat.

Bernanke
11-06-2021, 10:07 PM
1403283470206607361

:|

Lewis
11-06-2021, 10:07 PM
That Peter Crouch thing has James Corden's World Cup Live written all over it.

It's worse.

Offshore Toon
11-06-2021, 11:39 PM
Why would you watch it?

Lewis
11-06-2021, 11:40 PM
To see whether it was worse. Tony Adams enjoyed himself at least.

phonics
12-06-2021, 03:13 AM
Mancini's entire career has been saying 'Don't you know who I am' and then managing not to fail embarrassingly in impossible to fail circumstances.

Spikey M
12-06-2021, 06:09 AM
It's worse.

Genuinely awful. Not even Maya Jama could save it.

Spikey M
12-06-2021, 06:57 AM
I just found out Donnarumma is still only 22. He's been knocking about for about 10 years now. How is that even possible?

niko_cee
12-06-2021, 07:12 AM
6 years.

Offshore Toon
12-06-2021, 07:26 AM
To see whether it was worse. Tony Adams enjoyed himself at least.
Peter Crouch is the absolute worst figure in modern culture. Supporting it is up there with the worst of historic crimes..

Baz
12-06-2021, 07:35 AM
His podcast is pretty funny

Spikey M
12-06-2021, 07:55 AM
You're his target audience though.

Baz
12-06-2021, 09:29 AM
Spreadsheet badboys? Or banter champions?

Shindig
12-06-2021, 09:34 AM
Mental Health First Aiders.

randomlegend
12-06-2021, 11:22 AM
:D

Reg
12-06-2021, 11:42 AM
On a similar theme (but probably better - I haven't seen Crouch's thing), the BBC's podcast 'Daily Euros' is pretty good. Mark Chapman presents with a load of different guests. Chris Waddle arguing with Chris Sutton was quite amusing.

Sir Andy Mahowry
12-06-2021, 01:00 PM
I really don't like the Welsh, I hope the Swiss fuck them up.

Spoonsky
12-06-2021, 01:10 PM
The Swiss are such a dull footballing nation. Their strongest identity is the Albanian players going all two-headed eagle on Serbia in 2018.

Waffdon
12-06-2021, 01:23 PM
It feels like Switzerland have had the exact same team for 10 years

Offshore Toon
12-06-2021, 01:27 PM
His podcast is pretty funny
Can you post an example or two of something funny he's done? Genuinely curious.

Shindig
12-06-2021, 01:27 PM
I'm shocked Mbabu's only got 12 caps.

Sir Andy Mahowry
12-06-2021, 01:51 PM
It felt like 90% of that first half was a Switzerland corner.

Spoonsky
12-06-2021, 01:52 PM
Pretty dull. It's a bad stadium (and country) to be four-fifths empty.

Sir Andy Mahowry
12-06-2021, 02:09 PM
Get fucked Wales.

Waffdon
12-06-2021, 02:14 PM
Ben Davies wearing #4 has really annoyed me

Lewis
12-06-2021, 02:14 PM
I would like to see Wales go through to make Scotland look worse.

Sir Andy Mahowry
12-06-2021, 02:34 PM
Switzerland being content to win 1-0 has hurt them.

Spikey M
12-06-2021, 02:36 PM
Wales isn't even a country so any success they have is really ours anyway.

Don
12-06-2021, 03:10 PM
This is the Denmark side people have been wanking over?
They don't even start Andersen, the mugs.

Waffdon
12-06-2021, 03:14 PM
They have a solid spine and have someone like Eriksen who always excels at international level. Plenty pace and height on the break. Think it just comes down to whether or not Jonas Wind is as good as he’s made out to be.

Their centre half options are great though, Kjaer is their captain so he was always going to start over Vestegaard/Andersen

mugbull
12-06-2021, 03:34 PM
The Denmark squad is trash. That front three is among the worst in the tournament.

Closest you'll come to a dark horse is Ukraine I guess but none of the teams at this despicable competition really fit the bill

EDIT: Actually Macedonia

Raoul Duke
12-06-2021, 03:37 PM
Will be keeping an eye out for suspicious needle marks on the Russian lads later

Waffdon
12-06-2021, 03:40 PM
The Denmark squad is trash. That front three is among the worst in the tournament.

Closest you'll come to a dark horse is Ukraine I guess but none of the teams at this despicable competition really fit the bill

EDIT: Actually Macedonia

Only Belgium have beaten them in the last 4 years in 90 mins from what I can see. Can’t be that bad.

Waffdon
12-06-2021, 03:57 PM
Why have so many teams got ‘home’ games?

Bernanke
12-06-2021, 03:59 PM
Mon Finland. :cool:

SincereTheRebel
12-06-2021, 04:13 PM
Mon Finland. :cool:

Have then in my sweepstake. Where is this game being played. The stands are ram-out like it is 2018

SincereTheRebel
12-06-2021, 04:16 PM
Finland's blue polo is great.

Spoonsky
12-06-2021, 04:17 PM
So many players I didn't realize were Danish. Hjojberg, Christensen, Braithwaite.

Finland look like a nothing team.

Sir Andy Mahowry
12-06-2021, 04:18 PM
Have then in my sweepstake. Where is this game being played. The stands are ram-out like it is 2018

Copenhagen, Denmark.

Sir Andy Mahowry
12-06-2021, 04:43 PM
Holy shit Eriksen is out cold.

Spoonsky
12-06-2021, 04:44 PM
Oh fuck :|

Waffdon
12-06-2021, 04:45 PM
What even happened there?

Boydy
12-06-2021, 04:45 PM
It looks like they're doing CPR on him now. Fucking hell.

Trancemeister
12-06-2021, 04:46 PM
I fear the worst.

Shindig
12-06-2021, 04:46 PM
Fuck. Not live. Not again. :(

Spoonsky
12-06-2021, 04:46 PM
Nobody touched him, he just went down. Fuck

Waffdon
12-06-2021, 04:47 PM
They’re definitely doing CPR. What the fuck

Sir Andy Mahowry
12-06-2021, 04:47 PM
What even happened there?

He was just jogging towards the touchline for a throw in and then went down.

Bernanke
12-06-2021, 04:47 PM
I can't watch this, jesus.

Sir Andy Mahowry
12-06-2021, 04:48 PM
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Baz
12-06-2021, 04:48 PM
Is he dead?

niko_cee
12-06-2021, 04:48 PM
Yeah, this is pretty rough.

Waffdon
12-06-2021, 04:51 PM
Is he dead?

He looks dead as soon as the camera zoomed in. fucking hell

Shindig
12-06-2021, 04:52 PM
I erm ... don't think this match is restarting.

Boydy
12-06-2021, 04:52 PM
I thought he looked like he was having a fit at first. Seemed to be shaking.

Waffdon
12-06-2021, 04:53 PM
I can’t believe they’re showing Live Photo’s of this

Spikey M
12-06-2021, 04:53 PM
:|

Vercetti
12-06-2021, 04:53 PM
Fucking hell.

Bernanke
12-06-2021, 04:54 PM
I can’t believe they’re showing Live Photo’s of this

Yeah, at least keep the camera of the CPR attempts, fucking hell.

mo
12-06-2021, 04:55 PM
Fuck.

Lewis
12-06-2021, 05:00 PM
Who was keeping the footage going all that time, Daniel Levy? Weirdos.

Spikey M
12-06-2021, 05:00 PM
The beeb are going to get a fuck tonne of complaints for showing all that. I know they don't control the footage but they could have cut to the studio at any time.

Spoonsky
12-06-2021, 05:01 PM
Well that's the day ruined.

Gray Fox
12-06-2021, 05:01 PM
They should have cut the studio way sooner.

I hoped it might have been epilepsy or something, but when they started CPR... Fuck.

Disco
12-06-2021, 05:02 PM
The awkward studio banter was almost as bad as probably watching a man die.

Waffdon
12-06-2021, 05:02 PM
The beeb are going to get a fuck tonne of complaints for showing all that. I know they don't control the footage but they could have cut to the studio at any time.

Showing CPR getting done and then his wife was truly a low point

Lewis
12-06-2021, 05:05 PM
The beeb are going to get a fuck tonne of complaints for showing all that. I know they don't control the footage but they could have cut to the studio at any time.

Crisps and Alex Scott will have been coaching Micah Richards through the delay.

'The laughing. Normally, great. Right now though...'

Bernanke
12-06-2021, 05:05 PM
Muamba had cardiac arrest for 78 minutes, so if they keep shocking him there's still a chance, but I doubt he ever plays again even if he makes it.

Spoonsky
12-06-2021, 05:05 PM
My searches for "christian eriksen" "denmark finland" all get blocked on Twitter ("Something went wrong, try reloading.") Anyone else?

Shindig
12-06-2021, 05:05 PM
I guess they were hoping he'd be stretchered off into an ambulance. Muamba was in the tunnel within minutes.

Spoonsky
12-06-2021, 05:05 PM
Crisps and Alex Scott will have been coaching Micah Richards through the delay.

'The laughing. Normally, great. Right now though...'

:D

Waffdon
12-06-2021, 05:06 PM
Yeah, the medical team looked a bit slow. 4 boys holding a stretcher doing nothing for the first minute or 2

Lewis
12-06-2021, 05:07 PM
My searches for "christian eriksen" "denmark finland" all get blocked on Twitter ("Something went wrong, try reloading.") Anyone else?

Just wait until hydroxychloroquine gets him fit for the next game. They'll take the whole site offline.

Shindig
12-06-2021, 05:07 PM
"I was texting my mum telling her I love her."

You're not dying, Pet.

Bernanke
12-06-2021, 05:09 PM
Their best/biggest hospital is literally 500 metres from the stadium, almost feels inefficient to get an ambulance around.

Boydy
12-06-2021, 05:10 PM
Crisps and Alex Scott will have been coaching Micah Richards through the delay.

'The laughing. Normally, great. Right now though...'

:D

Ffs

Boydy
12-06-2021, 05:11 PM
My searches for "christian eriksen" "denmark finland" all get blocked on Twitter ("Something went wrong, try reloading.") Anyone else?

Yeah, same.

Danny
12-06-2021, 05:14 PM
Left the pitch stable and alive

https://i.redd.it/8hgo5vsyav471.jpg

mugbull
12-06-2021, 05:17 PM
Is that a legit pic?

P_3
12-06-2021, 05:18 PM
Fucking hell. That was scary. Glad he's pulled through if the photo is right.

Spoonsky
12-06-2021, 05:19 PM
I'm sure it's legit. Still doesn't necessarily mean he's okay.

Waffdon
12-06-2021, 05:19 PM
It’s the Denmark kit from today and there’s a Finnish flag behind him so must be

mugbull
12-06-2021, 05:22 PM
I mean like, his eyes were open when he collapsed too. I just dont want to celebrate yet

Baz
12-06-2021, 05:23 PM
He’s practically sat up, with his hands on his head.

And Bein sport are reporting he’s okay.

Waffdon
12-06-2021, 05:27 PM
Yeah the image is from Getty so it’s legit.

Do they play the match now if he’s confirmed stable?

Baz
12-06-2021, 05:29 PM
No way.

Spoonsky
12-06-2021, 05:29 PM
1403765068089671686

Sir Andy Mahowry
12-06-2021, 05:30 PM
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Lewis
12-06-2021, 05:31 PM
3-0 Finland it is then.

P_3
12-06-2021, 05:33 PM
They will probably agree to end the match as a 0-0 and move on. The main thing is, he's alive.

Waffdon
12-06-2021, 05:33 PM
Looks like me on a Monday morning hearing my alarm before work full of the fear after a weekend of binge drinking.

Denmark definitely making the finals now. :cool:

Spoonsky
12-06-2021, 05:35 PM
Medics donned it.

I'm not sure how you get back to playing football for a few days after that though. He looked 100% dead and they've been stood making a human shield around the body for 10 minutes. You don't just go back to focusing on an offside trap.

Bernanke
12-06-2021, 05:35 PM
Wasn't there one of these cases where the guy was revived and then the guy died 2 days later? The Spanish one?

Edit: Puerta. But sounds like he wasn't actually "revived" so much as stumbling to the dressing room before keeling over completely.

Shindig
12-06-2021, 05:36 PM
He'll never play again. I also don't know how Kasper Schmeichel isn't a broken man.

EDIT: Antonio Puerta died 3 days after collapsing.

Bernanke
12-06-2021, 05:40 PM
Someone page Magic, supposedly he was vaccinated yesterday. :henn0rz:

Waffdon
12-06-2021, 05:48 PM
Fairly okay to their captain securing his neck before the medial team got there and starting the CPR and consoling Eriksen’s missus. Some boy

P_3
12-06-2021, 05:50 PM
Fairly okay to their captain securing his neck before the medial team got there and starting the CPR and consoling Eriksen’s missus. Some boy
Yeah, he was absolutely spot on. Proper leader of a man. Big kudos to him.

Waffdon
12-06-2021, 05:52 PM
That was meant to say ‘fair play’ but apparently predictive text is a cunt

Shindig
12-06-2021, 05:57 PM
On a sidenote, the other day was the first time I noticed defibrillators being set up in old phone boxes.

Bernanke
12-06-2021, 05:57 PM
Lots of ace actions around it all tbh. Taylor recognizing what was happening as quickly as he did, Delaney getting the team together to block the view, Schmeichel with the missus.

Magic
12-06-2021, 05:59 PM
Kasper 100% firing in.

Magic
12-06-2021, 06:02 PM
Hate this micro analysing of things to try and point out who did things better.

Sir Andy Mahowry
12-06-2021, 06:07 PM
Danish football are saying it could restart in 30 minutes.

Sir Andy Mahowry
12-06-2021, 06:07 PM
1403775827104370696

Waffdon
12-06-2021, 06:08 PM
All seems a bit strange. Is it normal to be okay that quickly after something like that happening?

Shindig
12-06-2021, 06:13 PM
Was there really only 5 minutes of the half left?

Waffdon
12-06-2021, 06:14 PM
Less than that, happened in 43rd minute

Sir Andy Mahowry
12-06-2021, 06:14 PM
All seems a bit strange. Is it normal to be okay that quickly after something like that happening?

Knowing that he's fine and, according to his agent, talking will have made them feel a lot better.

Shindig
12-06-2021, 06:15 PM
Man, I figured there would be more. There was a clash of heads that took a few minutes, wasn't there?

7om
12-06-2021, 06:17 PM
Can only be thankful that it’s happened on the pitch and not in his hotel room or something. I’m shocked the match is being restarted, though. The players can’t be in the right frame of mind surely.

Jimmy Floyd
12-06-2021, 06:18 PM
With no prior knowledge, I heard the radio news begin with 'The Danish Football Association...' and thought shit, someone's dead.

Thankfully seems not.

Spoonsky
12-06-2021, 06:18 PM
I find that mental to want to keep playing again tonight. Am I just soft? Half of them were in tears.

mugbull
12-06-2021, 06:22 PM
I find that mental to want to keep playing again tonight. Am I just soft? Half of them were in tears.

You’re definitely soft, but I’m with you here. Maybe this has given them a vast supply of adrenaline.

Shindig
12-06-2021, 06:28 PM
They played on when Foe died, for whatever that's worth.

neo_hippy
12-06-2021, 06:33 PM
They are much much less squeamish then us over there. Probably explains the cameras somewhat and also starting the game back up

Waffdon
12-06-2021, 06:37 PM
Knowing that he's fine and, according to his agent, talking will have made them feel a lot better.

I meant Eriksen. Him being up and talking already seems a quick turnaround.

What happened to the commentators? I’ve got some random bloke on BBC now

Sir Andy Mahowry
12-06-2021, 06:52 PM
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Sir Andy Mahowry
12-06-2021, 06:55 PM
Finland going full heel.

7om
12-06-2021, 06:57 PM
Finland gonna do a Greece and play Brexitball to win the competition.

Shindig
12-06-2021, 06:57 PM
Deary me. Kasper's had a wobble.

thommo
12-06-2021, 06:58 PM
They all looked pretty ashamed when celebrating. Got to be a weird feeling.

Shindig
12-06-2021, 07:03 PM
Finland gonna do a Greece and play Brexitball to win the competition.

They might as well have the same flag.

Baz
12-06-2021, 07:03 PM
Do you know who’d have celebrated in the same situation, albeit club football, even if the opposition player had actually died? Jordan Henderson. :nod:

Serj
12-06-2021, 07:10 PM
That's a terrible penalty.

igor_balis
12-06-2021, 07:12 PM
I've never been more convinced someone would miss one, poor bloke.

Sir Andy Mahowry
12-06-2021, 07:12 PM
He never looked like he was going to put it away.

1-0 Lukaku too.

niko_cee
12-06-2021, 07:13 PM
That really is the worst rule.

Baz
12-06-2021, 07:20 PM
How is he not gaining advantage from being stood offside, there?

Bernanke
12-06-2021, 07:23 PM
How is he not gaining advantage from being stood offside, there?

The defender attempting to clear it creates a new play apparently. But he only does that because Lukaku is there, so who the hell knows.

niko_cee
12-06-2021, 07:24 PM
It's irrelevant because as soon as the defender 'deliberately plays the ball' (which he only does because the forward is there, gaining an advantage by being offside) the attacker is no longer offside and is free to carry on. Like I said, it's the worst rule.

Sir Andy Mahowry
12-06-2021, 07:25 PM
It's a shit rule. It should have been ruled out as should that City goal against Villa.

Also, Zhirkov still starting for Russia is mental.

niko_cee
12-06-2021, 07:25 PM
Presumably if you completely fuck the attempted clearance up, to the extent that you miss the ball, the offside rule saves you, which just shows how stupid it is.

Baz
12-06-2021, 07:26 PM
Ruud van Nistelrooy would have broken Shearer’s record if the rule was always that.

Sir Andy Mahowry
12-06-2021, 07:30 PM
The Danes never looked like they were comfortable after the match restarted.

Sir Andy Mahowry
12-06-2021, 07:34 PM
Russia are going to get humped here.

Shindig
12-06-2021, 07:50 PM
They've been desperate at the back.

Spoonsky
12-06-2021, 07:54 PM
They all looked pretty ashamed when celebrating. Got to be a weird feeling.

Watching it again, the goalscorer's ecstatic for a couple of seconds and then he suddenly remembers he shouldn't be celebrating so much. :D

I don't know what Denmark expected to happen there.

Baz
12-06-2021, 07:59 PM
ITV asking people to text the word “footy” to enter their competition should see them dissolved completely from being on TV ever again.

randomlegend
12-06-2021, 08:00 PM
Lukaku doesn't just look like a different player to a year and a half ago, he looks like a different human being. He must be 20kg lighter.

randomlegend
12-06-2021, 08:01 PM
ITV asking people to text the word “footy” to enter their competition should see them dissolved completely from being on TV ever again.

Coming from an Englishman who came up with Garden "Soccer".

Baz
12-06-2021, 08:11 PM
Soccer (https://gardensoccer.com) > footy

Lewis
12-06-2021, 08:23 PM
Lukaku doesn't just look like a different player to a year and a half ago, he looks like a different human being. He must be 20kg lighter.

The stuff about an undiscovered digestive problem strikes me as code for Antonio Conte sitting him down and telling him he made him sick.

Lewis
12-06-2021, 08:29 PM
Something will have to give at some point, which is liable to mean some sort of petulant official response.

'I love this game!'

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Protesting 'against discrimination, injustice, and inequality'? What the fuck? Are these people mental?

Baz
12-06-2021, 08:37 PM
Tories.

Ian
12-06-2021, 08:48 PM
If only people had thought of trying to reason with racists before.

Sir Andy Mahowry
12-06-2021, 08:49 PM
Second half has been shit.

Mazuuurk
12-06-2021, 08:57 PM
I've never been more convinced someone would miss one, poor bloke.

yeah I absolutely was thinking that too... was just such a sad state of affairs to watch Denmark for the rest of that game. Who the fuck thought that would be ok. When you get shocked like that, all your adrenaline etc comes rushing. Then imagine sitting waiting in a dressing room worried for about 1hr and all that adrenaline goes away...

Mazuuurk
12-06-2021, 08:58 PM
1403804301453971456

Protesting 'against discrimination, injustice, and inequality'? What the fuck? Are these people mental?


Sorry I'm (for real) not getting it - what's wrong with that message?

Lewis
12-06-2021, 09:01 PM
They're doubling down to the point of appropriating actual anti-slavery imagery ('traced back as far as the 18th century') to protest generalities, which apparently didn't concern them until recently, and seemingly committing themselves to doing so forever. It's idiotic, but professional footballers pushing it is borderline obscene.

Sir Andy Mahowry
12-06-2021, 09:08 PM
yeah I absolutely was thinking that too... was just such a sad state of affairs to watch Denmark for the rest of that game. Who the fuck thought that would be ok. When you get shocked like that, all your adrenaline etc comes rushing. Then imagine sitting waiting in a dressing room worried for about 1hr and all that adrenaline goes away...

Eriksen told them to play on today.

Spoonsky
12-06-2021, 09:10 PM
Yeah, I'm sure it unfolded in a weird awkward way where they don't really want to play, but you're not exactly going to say no to the guy are you?

Shindig
12-06-2021, 09:25 PM
It's a double whammy. Without Eriksen they lose some creativity and goals and they genuinely looked shellshocked throughout that second half. Who's going to inspire them to victory? Martin Braithwaite?

SincereTheRebel
12-06-2021, 09:27 PM
The coverage of Erikson was awful. The commentator at the time didn't help. The cameras kept on showing him receive CPR and that lady who came pitchside crying. Probably his wife. They showed it all.

Boydy
12-06-2021, 09:29 PM
Sorry I'm (for real) not getting it - what's wrong with that message?

Nothing.

Jimmy Floyd
12-06-2021, 09:45 PM
Eriksen at that point probably not the best judge of whether or not they should play on.

Mellberg
12-06-2021, 10:13 PM
"Have one heart palpitation for play on, two for go home."

Lofty
12-06-2021, 10:21 PM
The best scumbag takes on this are the facebook betting pages posting saccharine reflections on how everyone on the pitch was a hero for reacting, whilst advertising their bet boosts for the England match :D

Mike
13-06-2021, 07:20 AM
Am I just doing a bad job of looking or is there no daily roundup show for this, like a daily Match of the Day for the three games played each day?

Reg
13-06-2021, 07:40 AM
On the Daily Euros podcast, there was a one minute message about Eriksen instead of a full episode - so I assume they cancelled MOTD for that reason too.

Tonight’s is at 11:15pm on BBC.

Tomorrow, ITV have highlights at 10:45pm.

SincereTheRebel
13-06-2021, 09:07 AM
Looking at Copa America which is starting tonight. Two groups of five, with the top four teams from each group going through to the next round.

Don
13-06-2021, 09:18 AM
Are the likes of Mostovoi and Cancelo getting COVID after being double-jabbed?

And Eriksen having only received a jab the day before is bullshit, right? They surely would have had better planning than risk that.

Don
13-06-2021, 09:31 AM
The leaked England XI is top banter. Trippier at LB and Raheem over Grealish :D

Lewis
13-06-2021, 09:36 AM
I don't get Kieran Trippier at all. If United throw a sizeable part of their transfer budget at him I'm following another sport.

Yevrah
13-06-2021, 09:39 AM
A squad of 26 players and we’re playing a right back at left back? Will we ever learn.

Jimmy Floyd
13-06-2021, 09:46 AM
Why would you take Chilwell and Shaw to a tournament if you wre then going to select Kieran Trippier at left back? Sometimes managers really overthink things.

Spikey M
13-06-2021, 09:48 AM
It's like we've gone back to the days of having no left footed players... except we do.

-james-
13-06-2021, 09:51 AM
Chilwell and Shaw have "knocks" allegedly. It's a real shame Bukayo Saka is a fictional character.

Waffdon
13-06-2021, 10:52 AM
Walker, Stones, Mings, Trippier is a world class back four

Spikey M
13-06-2021, 11:42 AM
Spreadsheet badboys? Or banter champions?

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Waffdon
13-06-2021, 11:50 AM
Sancho can’t even make the bench over two goalkeepers :lol:

Don
13-06-2021, 11:54 AM
That Croatia defence look solid enough behind that quality midfield. The front 3 aren't up to much but should still have enough against this shambles.

Sir Andy Mahowry
13-06-2021, 12:04 PM
Rebic will don Mings.

Sir Andy Mahowry
13-06-2021, 12:04 PM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/57460375

Cancelo is out due to Rona.

Bernanke
13-06-2021, 12:15 PM
7.50 for a Croatia win does seem fairly tasty as far as odds go.

randomlegend
13-06-2021, 12:17 PM
Mings starting a game for England is a national disgrace

SincereTheRebel
13-06-2021, 12:33 PM
He can't help but have at least two right-backs in the starting eleven

Mellberg
13-06-2021, 12:34 PM
Mings sure does get a tough time for a decent centre half with a mistake in him :sherlock:

Lewis
13-06-2021, 12:49 PM
And we'll keep kneeling until he doesn't.

Spikey M
13-06-2021, 12:56 PM
Booing the anthem :drool:

Lewis
13-06-2021, 12:56 PM
Little boo for the Croatian anthem there it's on.

Spikey M
13-06-2021, 12:57 PM
Nice and in time there lads.

Waffdon
13-06-2021, 12:59 PM
GSTQ has to be one of the worst national anthems going

Lewis
13-06-2021, 01:05 PM
Decent amount of booing given the crowd. They will keep the restrictions in place forever now.

randomlegend
13-06-2021, 01:08 PM
Mings sure does get a tough time for a decent centre half with a mistake in him :sherlock:

Probably because he's a violent thug.

randomlegend
13-06-2021, 01:12 PM
England look genuinely great so far.

Magic
13-06-2021, 01:14 PM
Kalvin. :wub:

You can tell the brainless, slow, poorly coached players in this England side (Mings).

randomlegend
13-06-2021, 01:17 PM
What's Kane doing standing around on the corner of the box behind Mount when he's looking to cross? Get in there mate, he's not landing it on Sterling's head is he?

Magic
13-06-2021, 01:17 PM
Are we watching Bielsa's Leeds?

randomlegend
13-06-2021, 01:19 PM
Kalvin. :wub:

You can tell the brainless, slow, poorly coached players in this England side (Mings).

Agree Phillips looks class.

This generation of England players don't seem to have that fear in international games that the last couple did.

Magic
13-06-2021, 01:21 PM
There's a deserve arrogance about the team. It's not above their station just genuine belief. Nice to see. There's no real weak links.

Shindig
13-06-2021, 01:28 PM
Whatever you say about his tactics, I've enjoyed the look of his team selections. During Sven and Capello, it seemed like the team was set in stone. We've got a variety of talent coming through these days.

Mellberg
13-06-2021, 01:29 PM
We've started well, but we started well in the semi final and had a goal to show for it.

Mellberg
13-06-2021, 01:31 PM
Walker should be playing himself out of the team today though. Been shit. Plenty of alternatives.

7om
13-06-2021, 01:32 PM
Walker should be playing himself out of the team today though. Been shit. Plenty of alternatives.

Yeah not sure he’s the best option anymore. I’d prefer Reece James.

Spikey M
13-06-2021, 01:33 PM
I'm not totally convinced it's coming home tbh

Spikey M
13-06-2021, 01:34 PM
Has Walker got his shoes on the wrong feet or something?

Magic
13-06-2021, 01:36 PM
He's one of those who assumes that he's guaranteed to start. Must be dropped immediately.

Waffdon
13-06-2021, 01:40 PM
Kyle Walker is absolutely horrendous

Yevrah
13-06-2021, 01:45 PM
I missed the first twenty or so minutes, but this has been abysmal since I switched on.

Manc
13-06-2021, 01:47 PM
Can we send Kyle Walker home? Wanker.