Post your [Coronavirus] Hair

[Luca]

Inspired by Jimmy cutting his own hair.

I’ll start. It’s not a pretty look:

https://i.imgur.com/bwuWOaP.jpg

[Lofty]

Having a shit looking like hipster Peter Sutcliffe:

https://i.ibb.co/KXBLb3M/20200614-221200.jpg

[Lewis]

You and DS could make a film about him defrosting his ancestor.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I had those glasses, Luca.

Mid-shit, Lofty?

I'm not posting any pictures though.

[Lofty]

Teddy bear's arm hanging out.

[John]

Luca and Rafael, never been seen in the same room.

[Luca]

Luca and Rafael, never been seen in the same room.

I think I once had him as my Facebook profile photo, such was the resemblance when I was younger (and fitter).

[Don]

https://i.imgur.com/DRH8Rqv.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/N42MCVs.jpg

First one obviously during the great PPE shortage in March. Second one for my fans.

[Manc]

Christ. :D

[Shindig]

Frig. Like a Danish cartoon.

[-james-]

https://i.imgur.com/iJ7FSNs.jpg

Front on is the only non disastrous angle.

[Waffdon]

https://i.imgur.com/FFMTiAd.jpg

Smile, guys!

[Baz]

^Cuts most of his hair off the pic to show more of his naked chest.

[Waffdon]

I did it for Jimmy

[Jimmy Floyd]

Sorry, I'm more of a personality guy.

[Waffdon]

Touché.

I’m a lovely person tbf, would happily buy any TTH’er a pint and win them over with my soothing voice.

[Magic]

https://i.postimg.cc/50vrsHXG/20200526-200656.jpg

[Luca]

You should have turned up like that to sign the divorce papers.

[Spikey M]

He probably did.

[phonics]

Taz putting white people to shame by being the only one to be able to grow hair. I'd say I'm doing my bit for my race but my skin is so fucking horrendous atm that it's disgusting either way.

Here is me 10am/7pm
https://i.imgur.com/6PLWoLM.png

[Pepe]

https://i.imgur.com/HiIjfOq.jpg

Could be worse.

EDIT: Luckily, I shaved a week ago or so. I was looking rough before.

[phonics]

See everyone elses hair seems to grow in a direction. That first image isn't me puffing it up, it literally grows in all directions like a plant looking for light.

[Shindig]

Must be the weed.

[Lewis]

https://i.imgur.com/kgiNAdT.png

I quite like it.

[phonics]

Must be the weed.

Mate, we all know why you haven't posted a picture since about 15 years ago when you looked like a goblin that lived under a bridge.

[Lewis]

Harvey Methrah.

[phonics]

https://i.imgur.com/kgiNAdT.png

I quite like it.

https://i.imgur.com/YMpWoiZ.png

jkjkjkjk looks good, you could definitely get a slot on Mock the Week where people would 'ooooooooh' an edgy joke.

[mugbull]

I always forget how old everyone on here is

[phonics]

Jimmy would be the expert on this but I think Pepe would make an excellent member of those Dharma Initiative videos in LOST.


I always forget how old everyone on here is

The reason I went today was because I was wearing a backpack to carry my microphone to work and a baseball cap and a colleague of mine mistook me for a student from behind.

[Shindig]

All you cunts with your respectable hairlines.

[Queenslander]

Trying to get any photo at 445 am is impossible. I look proper cross eyed mong.

[Luca]

Lewis’ hairline is tremendous. :cool:

[Ian]

I'm trying to think who Lewis reminds me of in that picture.

Might be a pre-bald Ray Wilkins.

[Queenslander]

https://i.imgur.com/kgiNAdT.png

I quite like it.

You bastard with your hairline.:panda:

[Queenslander]

https://i.ibb.co/NC2K2zS/20200616-050944.jpg (https://ibb.co/B32B2RN)

[Kikó]

Seeing as I've seen Pepe and Lewis for the first time ever

Edit and queens.

https://i.imgur.com/YAaEE6o.jpg

[Spikey M]

I'm trying to think who Lewis reminds me of in that picture.

Might be a pre-bald Ray Wilkins.

https://www.paviliontheatre.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/HWGOWI400x800.jpg

[Magic]

Oh my fuck. :D

[Giggles]

That Lewis hair is magnificent, those were the days.

[phonics]

Queenslander could definitely play 'supervisor of the local building site where they found a dead body' in some Law & Order knock-off. Telling Ice Cube to 'fuck off I've got things to do' and putting his hardhat back on.

[phonics]

I'm trying to think who Lewis reminds me of in that picture.

Might be a pre-bald Ray Wilkins.

That Doctor turned Stand-up Adam Kay? That's where my Mock the Week thought came from

https://i.imgur.com/d0Ou0X1.png

[Queenslander]

Queenslander could definitely play 'supervisor of the local building site where they found a dead body' in some Law & Order knock-off. Telling Ice Cube to 'fuck off I've got things to do' and putting his hardhat back on.

:D

I am a massive sook though...

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I'm getting Dana White and Tyson Fury vibes from Queens.

[Disco]

https://i.ibb.co/NC2K2zS/20200616-050944.jpg (https://ibb.co/B32B2RN)

https://i.imgur.com/TJ21yWK.png

[Giggles]

Was annoying me that I couldn’t place QL. Fury it is.

[Spikey M]

Tyson wishes his beard was that strong.

As do I.

[Kikó]

Looks a bit like Andy as well.

[Alex]

Lewis has got a bit of a look of McNulty about him I think.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ea/de/c3/eadec39300aee591e6f9fc8ed6250297.png

[Spoonsky]

I swear Lewis looked completely different whenever he last posted a mugshot. Might have been 10 years ago though tbf.

Are you still swole Lewis?

[Queenslander]

Embarrased to say Im 20 plus XXXX and made my way to a mates shindig in the city.

Wee bit cooked not proud.

[phonics]

I swear Lewis looked completely different whenever he last posted a mugshot. Might have been 10 years ago though tbf.

Agreed, last time he looked like this:
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/tipczD5qk6w/maxresdefault.jpg
Now its like:
https://i.imgur.com/e8Lmkg8.png

[Spoonsky]

My main memory was that he just looked massive and imposing. Come to think of it I also remember he was wearing a fur coat but that could be a total fabrication.

[Luca]

The gym has served him well, and me less so.

Phonics also has a tremendous hairline. Kiko always has a mop hanging over his forehead (which never seems to move, even in person) so I reckon he’s probably hiding something.

[Lewis]

I used to be pretty fat, and now I'm not particularly fat. The fur coat can't have been me. Queenslander looks like Glenn Stewart.

[Queenslander]

I used to be pretty fat, and now I'm not particularly fat. The fur coat can't have been me. Queenslander looks like Glenn Stewart.

That is probably the nicest compliment you could give me.

[phonics]

Phonics also has a tremendous hairline.

Genetics ftw. My 96 year old Grandfather still has a reasonable do and passed that down through the males while all the women go grey in their early 20s.

[mugbull]

Keeks looks like a throat cancer survivor

[igor_balis]

https://scontent-lhr8-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/s960x960/104264723_10163643896835384_2291363071551215916_o. jpg?_nc_cat=102&_nc_sid=110474&_nc_ohc=1QTTNwExmZMAX_huJV2&_nc_ht=scontent-lhr8-1.xx&_nc_tp=7&oh=1c5406293ac3d54299a07eeb050ecffe&oe=5F0D4EAC

fuck off

[phonics]

I'm going to step up and say Keeks is doing himself a disservice with that photo.

[Lewis]

That explains the redness around your mouth/nose.

[mo]

fuck off

Like a baby with a stick on beard.

[phonics]

Igor looked nothing like I thought he would. For some reason I imagined him looking like Doug Funny from that Nickelodeon show.

[Lewis]

He looks like Super Humman.

[igor_balis]

Depending on how fat/beardy I am, I'm just a different combination of Tubes from Soccer AM, Jack Black, the bloke from Keane in 2004 when he was fat and the bloke from Keane once he lost all the weight. Very Jack Black/Fat Keane atm.

[mugbull]

So is there anyone remaining who's never posted a mugshot? Yevrah? Jimmy? Giggles?

[mugbull]

Depending on how fat/beardy I am, I'm just a different combination of Tubes from Soccer AM, Jack Black, the bloke from Keane in 2004 when he was fat and the bloke from Keane once he lost all the weight. Very Jack Black/Fat Keane atm.

Jack Black is half Mexican, isn't he? You're as gingery as they come. The ultimate Norwegian/Celt hybrid, just short. You should be laid to rest in a flaming kayak

[Queenslander]

+1 Jimmy

[igor_balis]

Jack Black is half Mexican, isn't he? You're as gingery as they come. The ultimate Norwegian/Celt hybrid, just short. You should be laid to rest in a flaming kayak

What, like, now? Bit harsh.

[Jimmy Floyd]

I haven't posted a mugshot for years, and am not going to now so you'll just have to take it on the word of those who have met me that I'm a disappointing, overweight, balding man.

I have good eyes though.

[Lewis]

Giggles, Ian Webly, and SvN are probably the most active no-show nerds.

[mugbull]

What, like, now? Bit harsh.

I'd say wait until you do some pillaging

[Foe]

I haven't posted a mugshot for years, and am not going to now so you'll just have to take it on the word of those who have met me that I'm a disappointing, overweight, balding man.

I have good eyes though.

From what I recall you’ve omitted strawberry blonde.

You’re a very nice person though. If that counts at all, to anyone other than the elderly.

[Jimmy Floyd]

From what I recall you’ve omitted strawberry blonde.

You’re a very nice person though. If that counts at all, to anyone other than the elderly.

Erm, I don't think so china. What's left is mousy brown.

[phonics]

I know it’s not accurate but for some reason I always imagine Paul Hayward.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Didn't Jimmy post one on the old board wearing some proper Poundland sunglasses?

[Lewis]

Then Wedge nicknamed him 'Stooped Doggy Dogg' and his life slowly unravelled.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Didn't Jimmy post one on the old board wearing some proper Poundland sunglasses?

Yep, as a 15/16 year old on a travelator in whatever the Egyptian-themed casino is called in Las Vegas.

[Lewis]

Remember when I think Wedge made a video of everybody's pictures to this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGm1B9784nk)? There is no sign of it on YouTube but it definitely happened.

[Shindig]

I do. Smiffy had a dog in his shot.

[Queenslander]

I had blonde hair and I was spooning my golden lab

[Giggles]

I haven't posted a mugshot for years, and am not going to now so you'll just have to take it on the word of those who have met me that I'm a disappointing, overweight, balding man.

I have good eyes though.

You’re still young though aren’t you? Shave the head and get moving.

[Ian]

Giggles, Ian Webly, and SvN are probably the most active no-show nerds.

I like to maintain an aura of mystique.

SvN's posted ones though hasn't he?

[Shindig]

It's the right thing to do, really. Ian is Jeff Goldblum to me, and Jimmy is black, even though he isn't.

[Giggles]

Giggles, Ian Webly, and SvN are probably the most active no-show nerds.

Boydy?

[phonics]

Giggles, Ian Webly, and SvN are probably the most active no-show nerds.

In my head:

Abe Simpson, Gimli, adam buxton back in the adam and joe days.

[phonics]

After trying to have a snipe at Lewis over a typo, and after 10 years of reading his posts I've just realised it's Webly not Welby.

[Baz]

SvN's posted ones though hasn't he?
Only on his clients’ Instagram.

[Manc]

Keeks is a bit of a dish.

[Lewis]

Boydy posted one years ago. I think it was him looking sad in his university room (being the only Prod at Queens and all). Going down the members list we're missing ones from:

Gray Fox
Browning
Joh_Narne
Reg
Max Power
Adamski
Manc
thommo (I think)
Bumnanke
Alex(?)

And then we're into sub-thousand posters who nobody cares about anyway.

[Baz]

Kiko and Lewis whats your skincare regime? Flawless, lads.

Happy to have it by PM if you’re embarrassed.

[Luca]

Boydy posted one years ago. I think it was him looking sad in his university room (being the only Prod at Queens and all). Going down the members list we're missing ones from:

Gray Fox
Browning
Joh_Narne
Reg
Max Power
Adamski
Manc
thommo (I think)
Bumnanke
Alex(?)

And then we're into sub-thousand posters who nobody cares about anyway.

Did we ever get an (Oor) Wullie mugshot?

[niko_cee]

After trying to have a snipe at Lewis over a typo, and after 10 years of reading his posts I've just realised it's Webly not Welby.

I realised this when I listened to Jimmy's list thing. Blew my mind.

[Baz]

Did we ever get an (Oor) Wullie mugshot?

Usually some stalkery five a side photos he took of strangers from his gold Citroen.

[Jimmy Floyd]

I'm pretty sure it was originally Welby but it got in-joked into being Webly.

[Lewis]

Kiko and Lewis whats your skincare regime? Flawless, lads.

Happy to have it by PM if you’re embarrassed.

Palmer's Cocoa Butter and high-strength vitamin B tablets.


Did we ever get an (Oor) Wullie mugshot?

Yeah, he has dark hair and might have been a manlet.

[Luca]

I'm pretty sure it was originally Welby but it got in-joked into being Webly.

It most certainly has been retconned from Welby to Webly.

[phonics]

Did we ever get an (Oor) Wullie mugshot?

I have a vague recollection but even the memory is drawn in ms paint.

That thread dying is the one thing I want back.

[phonics]

Boydy posted one years ago.

Gray Fox - Peter crouch but 5’11
Browning - secret squirrel for some reason
Joh_Narne - the player
Reg - that bald Brighton Fullback
Max Power - James corden but thin and tall
Adamski - Ned from South Park
Manc - bit like James up the thread
thommo (I think) - nothing
Bumnanke - a moomin
Alex(?) - basically me cause he was just me but cool/popular



What I picture

[Luca]

Fuck; don't remind me. One of the great losses of this board.

Lewis probably has them all saved on a hard drive somewhere, mind.

[phonics]

If he does he’s getting points for not sharing them sooner. Pretty sure he confirmed no when we were trying to archive things.

[Lewis]

I don't have anything. Imageshack canned them all. Speaking of James up the thread. Does anyone else see Boycie in him?

[phonics]

Could never be that distinguished.

Boycy also had an absolute beast of a mane. That hair was like granite once the bryllcream took over.

[Adamski]

Boydy posted one years ago. I think it was him looking sad in his university room (being the only Prod at Queens and all). Going down the members list we're missing ones from:

Gray Fox
Browning
Joh_Narne
Reg
Max Power
Adamski
Manc
thommo (I think)
Bumnanke
Alex(?)

And then we're into sub-thousand posters who nobody cares about anyway.

https://i.imgur.com/P2UXUpl.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/oASllE7.jpg

[Ian]

Welby being in-joked to Webly is correct.


In my head:

Abe Simpson, Gimli, adam buxton back in the adam and joe days.

I assume it's mostly because of my interests that people always assume I have a beard but I don't have one.

[Giggles]

I just imagine everyone has a beard these days.

[Raoul Duke]

Absolutely approaching the point where I need a haircut. It's been four months and the back and sides are starting to get unruly

https://i.imgur.com/VReFHkH.jpg

[Kikó]

Have your eyes got darker?

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/x-files/images/f/f2/Host_Infected_with_the_Black_Oil.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/340?cb=20090318231601

[Lofty]

I need a haircut badly, hopefully this July 4th date floating around in the UK is happening. Problem is I used to get my beard taken down to a 2 with 1 back and sides but during lockdown I have started putting balms and oils in it, which means I want to keep it at a decent length without it being untidy.

[Shindig]

I've definitely seen Johh Arne's mugshot on here once. Much like the lot of you, he just looks like a normal bloke. He was at a Vietnam game.

[mugbull]

RD has strong Robert Downey Jr vibes

[Disco]

I think there was one of me on the old board but not here.

[Jimmy Floyd]

The only thing I remember about you on the old board was inexplicably making Brighton's secret 'Troublemakers' list.

[Disco]

Yeah I never quite got that either.

[Lewis]

Raoul is Offshore's estranged dad who wants to go 'clubbing' with him.

[Mellberg]

Lewis looks live a mate of mine I've known for years. Quite similar personalities too.

[Giggles]

I expected Kiko and Raoul to basically be twins. The former being exactly, if a little less symmetrical, than expected. The latter a complete surprise for someone who comes across as successful.

[Raoul Duke]

Not sure what I look like has to do with with my career, but ok :sorry:

[Spikey M]

That beard does deserve misery and failure to be fair.

[Manc]

Phenomenal tile choice.

[Magic]

I expected Kiko and Raoul to basically be twins. The former being exactly, if a little less symmetrical, than expected. The latter a complete surprise for someone who comes across as successful.

I agree with this. They both had that arrogant, smug aura about them but Raul's leaves an exceptionally bitter taste in the mouth after his apprentice debacle. He looks like someone who would grass their neighbour up for having a parent round during lockdown. Pure thoroughbred cunt.

[Kikó]

'had' :(

[Waffdon]

I agree with this. They both had that arrogant, smug aura about them but Raul's leaves an exceptionally bitter taste in the mouth after his apprentice debacle. He looks like someone who would grass their neighbour up for having a parent round during lockdown. Pure thoroughbred cunt.

Shut up, you twat. :D

[Magic]

'had' :(

Yes, because I've warmed to you so much over the past few years and you're insatiably good looking and not a cunt at all. Though your face is shaped like a cashew.

[Spikey M]

:D

[mugbull]

Though your face is shaped like a cashew.

THAT'S the one

[Kikó]

Fair. I've got a wonky jaw.

[Magic]

https://i.postimg.cc/9fN3Xq3D/99364374-10222216254694671-317967269420335104-o.jpg

I got a lockdown haircut:

https://i.postimg.cc/Z5KD9Kxp/103149362-10222440718866135-5605840817784215923-o.jpg

[thommo]

The back of your head is exceedingly pointy.

[Baz]

https://i.imgur.com/YUvxX8V.jpg?1

[mugbull]

Baz kind of looks like my grandma

[Baz]

She's a sexy piece of ass.

[Spikey M]

That's the shitest James May tribute act I've ever seen.

[Manc]

Tough paper round.

[AyDee]

Not sure the last time I posted a mugshot.


https://i.ibb.co/DG9tT64/81355071-1551830374977978-763764017570962211-n.jpg (https://ibb.co/mv9GgYJ)

Thankfully got rid of the awful lockdown beard last weekend. It was like a shit smaller version of Igor's behemoth.

[randomlegend]

Sploosh.

I, on the other hand, believe I may be progressing to a Steve McClaren Athletico Mince style hair island.

[Jimmy Floyd]

I was wrong with my ten out of ten guess, more like twelve.

[Don]

I managed to hold back my homoeroticism and not credit drastic improvements in Pepe's hair and Lewis' BMI but have a bit of that jawline, fucking hell. And I ain't good with judging general male aesthetics but I can spot mathematical symmetry when I see it which makes me think I'd pay good money to have one of AD's exes fart in my mouth.

[mugbull]

I was about to stake my claim as the most good looking TTHer until that mugshot came along. Although Taz has ruined it with his vulgarity

[AyDee]

You guys. :wub:

[Luca]

Isn’t AD also an Oxbridge-trained lawyer?

Lad. :cool:

[Kikó]

Sorry ,I've stopped staring into his eyes. What are we doing?

[Lewis]

Toadfish's gimpy mate Lance.

[Baz]

I mean, you’d rather be Joel.

[Boydy]

What a handsome bastard.

[igor_balis]

I've Britney-ed my beard, in a symbolic act of being born again as a "non-junkie", which is appropriate now my fat baby head has reemerged, much like when those dilapidated Welsh villages at the bottom of reservoirs reemerge during droughts.

https://scontent-lhr8-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/s960x960/104123571_10163648218750384_7056927434906586424_o. jpg?_nc_cat=104&_nc_sid=110474&_nc_ohc=s5GPhSBCEToAX_KB260&_nc_ht=scontent-lhr8-1.xx&_nc_tp=7&oh=cc373f14a5531f9f9eb74ebf0c9bf8df&oe=5F0CC3C4

[Giggles]

You should have kept the beard. The coke would have been worth it.

[igor_balis]

It'll grow back, like my threadbare grip on reality.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

That's a terrible angle for your hair.

[Spikey M]

Lewis Capaldi

[Don]

Yea go grab the beard hair and pritt stick it on. I'm getting Philip Seymour Hoffman vibes.

[The Merse]

Let it go, along with the godawful excuse for facial hair. Oddly the gf loves what she calls a 'beard', I hate it but I can't summon the will to shave.

Hair cut booked in for the first Sunday of July so I shall be shaving that morning, I guess.

https://i.ibb.co/tmwhgKJ/IMG-5268.jpg

[Shindig]

Facial hair just doesn't grow quick enough for me. My dad's used lockdown as an opportunity to go full Colonel Sanders and it suits him more than I expected.

[Lewis]

https://i.imgur.com/abY15xD.jpg?1

You moved around a lot growing up didn't you? :sherlock:

[igor_balis]

https://i.imgur.com/abY15xD.jpg?1

You moved around a lot growing up didn't you? :sherlock:

Omfg :D :D

[Lewis]

Them lol posts about 'sailor tats' as well to explain the prison biro ones. Got him.

[Shindig]

Oh 'eck. :D

[Boydy]

https://i.imgur.com/abY15xD.jpg?1

You moved around a lot growing up didn't you? :sherlock:

:lol:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Fuck :D

[The Merse]

https://i.imgur.com/abY15xD.jpg?1

You moved around a lot growing up didn't you? :sherlock:

A comparison made more than once.

[Yevrah]

That's actually uncanny.

Ever got any real grief over it Merse?

[The Merse]

Nah, I don’t look enough of a scrote to draw the comparison when I’m togged up.

[Magic]

My God. The board won't survive this amount of traffic.

[Manc]

Massive head.

[Luca]

Looks a bit like James and Toby’s (RIP) love-child as well.

[The Merse]

In an odd quirk of fate the gf just mentioned John Venables in reference to children biting each other. She went on to remind me how it was her that previously made the comparison, having confessed some time ago to having researched what she could about Venables new identity leaks to make sure we weren’t indeed one and the same... :moop:

[Ian]

:D

[Lewis]

I've Britney-ed my beard, in a symbolic act of being born again as a "non-junkie", which is appropriate now my fat baby head has reemerged, much like when those dilapidated Welsh villages at the bottom of reservoirs reemerge during droughts.

https://scontent-lhr8-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/s960x960/104123571_10163648218750384_7056927434906586424_o. jpg?_nc_cat=104&_nc_sid=110474&_nc_ohc=s5GPhSBCEToAX_KB260&_nc_ht=scontent-lhr8-1.xx&_nc_tp=7&oh=cc373f14a5531f9f9eb74ebf0c9bf8df&oe=5F0CC3C4

https://i.imgur.com/8MkYy88.jpg?1

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

In an odd quirk of fate the gf just mentioned John Venables in reference to children biting each other. She went on to remind me how it was her that previously made the comparison, having confessed some time ago to having researched what she could about Venables new identity leaks to make sure we weren’t indeed one and the same... :moop:

:D

[John]

In an odd quirk of fate the gf just mentioned John Venables in reference to children biting each other. She went on to remind me how it was her that previously made the comparison, having confessed some time ago to having researched what she could about Venables new identity leaks to make sure we weren’t indeed one and the same... :moop:

:lol:

[Spikey M]

:D I'd say 'poor Merse', but he deserves it for the nose ring.

And the goatee.

[Baz]

I won’t put this one on Reddit. Jeez.

[Shindig]

Erm .... that's some due diligence. :D

[Lofty]

Let it go, along with the godawful excuse for facial hair. Oddly the gf loves what she calls a 'beard', I hate it but I can't summon the will to shave.

Hair cut booked in for the first Sunday of July so I shall be shaving that morning, I guess.

https://i.ibb.co/tmwhgKJ/IMG-5268.jpg

Top kit that. Shame about the infamous doppleganger.

[Spoonsky]

I think I was legally a child the last time I posted a mugshot.

https://i.imgur.com/ljV0RiQ.png

It's gotten a bit long, and I'd like to get it cut, but I'm also used to it because I rocked embarrassingly long hair for all of 2018, without the Taz-style genetics to pull it off.

[Spikey M]

https://tmssl.akamaized.net/images/portrait/originals/3407-1590495209.jpg

[Giggles]

You look familiar Spikey.

[Spikey M]

Yes. I've posted mugshots before. Durr!

[Spoonsky]

He posted one a while ago:


.

[Manc]

Another huge head.

[Lewis]

It's weirdly featureless, like a computer average of everyone on Myspace.

[Giggles]

Is Spikey bald? I have some vague idea in my head that he’s bald.

[Pepe]

Hard to tell.

[igor_balis]

if some cunt on here has a bigger head than me i'll be gutted, it's like... my thing

[Giggles]

I have a monstrosity of a head.

Anyway that’s really not your thing anyway.

[Lewis]

I would pay good money for Toby to post 'Lads' and send you tumbling off the wagon.

[Spikey M]

Is Spikey bald? I have some vague idea in my head that he’s bald.

I am.

[Giggles]

Back the net.

[igor_balis]

I would pay good money for Toby to post 'Lads' and send you tumbling off the wagon.

https://scontent-lhr8-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/104339932_10163653270085384_1817697645661704796_n. jpg?_nc_cat=102&_nc_sid=8024bb&_nc_ohc=HgzUe4jh-JgAX88boTh&_nc_ht=scontent-lhr8-1.xx&oh=db903de1c12ef4bda084bace727504ff&oe=5F0E6998

:(

[Disco]

https://i.imgur.com/kgiNAdT.png

I quite like it.

There's a touch of the Mr Tumble about this but now I put them next to each other I'm not so sure.


https://i.imgur.com/R24SHJG.png

[Lewis]

It could be my hair struggling to contain igor's head.

[Mellberg]

My turn...if it works.

[Mellberg]

I fucking hate Imgur :moop:

[Mellberg]

https://i.ibb.co/nz2c3Vv/IMG-20200617-221445.jpg (https://ibb.co/6ghPvpx)

[Mellberg]

Thank fuck for that.

[Don]

There's a cracking footballer lookalike here and I'm thinking it's not Higuain.

Senderos-Higuain lovechild?

[Shindig]

Yeah, I see it but can't place a name.

[Spikey M]

Let it go, along with the godawful excuse for facial hair. Oddly the gf loves what she calls a 'beard', I hate it but I can't summon the will to shave.

Hair cut booked in for the first Sunday of July so I shall be shaving that morning, I guess.

https://i.ibb.co/tmwhgKJ/IMG-5268.jpg


https://i.ibb.co/nz2c3Vv/IMG-20200617-221445.jpg (https://ibb.co/6ghPvpx)

He looks like The Merse would look if he wasn't a nonce.

[Lewis]

He's that lad who comes and does the special assembly about his brother and/or best friend getting stabbed/overdosing (presumably depending on where you live).

'...normal lad, liked his football... Not much older than you lot are now...'

[Don]

:D

lll

[Mellberg]

:D

Third degree of separation John Venables :cool:

[phonics]

Another arena where I let the side down but I've got to say, for a bunch of people who could be described as 'a bunch of weirdo nerds posting on a forum in 2020' and all the stereotypes that come with it, TTH has good skincare.

[igor_balis]

Mellberg didn't you get done for a battery as well?

[Spikey M]

His arse did.

[Mellberg]

A man with your cranium would've been stuck in a wig and thrown around like a ragdoll.

[igor_balis]

His arse did.

Mellberg got done for battery/assault, whereas merse's mate got done for a battery assault, punctuation is key.

[Spikey M]

:D fucking hell

[SincereTheRebel]

These mugshots are terrifying

[Magic]

Mellberg got done for battery/assault, whereas merse's mate got done for a battery assault, punctuation is key.

Fuck.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

This is tremendous thread.

[Smjffy]

https://i.imgur.com/WXpC40R.png

I did it myself so probably a few stragglers. I'll probably grow it again if we reopen things properly otherwise I'll embrace baldness.

[Smjffy]

Also, some of you I have never seen and my mind is blown right now. :eek:

[7om]

The wife wants it cut. I'm resisting

https://m.imgur.com/a/lzyxQXH

[Smjffy]

The wife wants it cut. I'm resisting

https://m.imgur.com/a/lzyxQXH

Whatever you do, 7om. Do not click "Next Post".

:D FML. That's some unfortunate luck.

[Lofty]

It hadn't bothered me until now, but I am gagging for a haircut now. I have spent my life just going when it gets so long it is noticeably due but I have decided as soon as we are allowed back I'm going into a routine of every 2 weeks to keep it fresh because I know I will mess up any good work with a wet shave if left to my own devices. My hair is so thick now my head is insulated from the breeze. It's going to be liberating feeling the temperature changes again.

[Boydy]

Getting your hair cut every two weeks. :sick:

[Luca]

7om could be Offy’s cousin.

[Lewis]

Or Offshore himself going to trial in somewhere like Indonesia for smuggling.

[Ian]

Getting your hair cut every two weeks. :sick:

Guy I used to work with had a fortnightly haircut and he spent somewhere in the region of £25 on it.

He was gettting a number 2 all over (maybe with a 1 on the sides or something.)

[Giggles]

There we go, that’s the lot unfortunately.


https://i.imgur.com/fuwBc5D.jpg

[Mike]

Here’s how I wake up and after I’ve sorted things
https://i.postimg.cc/rsYbxMW7/A3-A31-B21-DE3-F-4-C04-B745-B8-EC1740-F92-B.jpg

A woman in work gave the back and sides a trim a few weeks ago.

[Shindig]

"Don't worry, Baz. I'll do the ageing for both of us."

[Spikey M]

:D

[Smjffy]

https://i.imgur.com/gLTlKTE.png

I'm not sure if I'm seeing it because I want to see it but now I can't unsee it, Mike. Clean shaven wake up Mike is needed.

[Don]

I'm getting Ethan Hawke vibes :cool:

[SincereTheRebel]

There we go, that’s the lot unfortunately.


https://i.imgur.com/fuwBc5D.jpg

Pussy

[Giggles]

Pussy

No, my head.

[Shindig]

It's like a bird's nest.

[Magic]

Mike you looked better before your cut.

[igor_balis]

https://i.imgur.com/gLTlKTE.png

I'm not sure if I'm seeing it because I want to see it but now I can't unsee it, Mike. Clean shaven wake up Mike is needed.

I'm getting original philosopher's stone cover harry potter vibes.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/6b/Harry_Potter_and_the_Philosopher%27s_Stone_Book_Co ver.jpg/220px-Harry_Potter_and_the_Philosopher%27s_Stone_Book_Co ver.jpg

[Magic]

He looks like a rent-an-opinion public sector worker, perhaps a teacher, on a BBC local news interview explaining why schools should never go back but keep them on full pay for sending BBC Bitesize links to children.

[Lewis]

He looks like a rent-an-opinion public sector worker, perhaps a teacher, on a BBC local news interview explaining why schools should never go back but keep them on full pay for sending BBC Bitesize links to children.

And who Twitter then finds out shagged two year tens.

[Shindig]

Peter Mandelson managing a class of special needs kids is the BBC Three comedy I never knew I wanted.

[Disco]

Tommy Carcetti for me, especially the second pic.

[Disco]

This is what 3 months of no shaving/haircut (and 15 miles on an uncomfortable bike) will do to an unfit man in his late 30's. #teamhairline



https://i.imgur.com/fKQPBxr.jpg

[Magic]

I had you down as a weasel SD. Fair play.

[mugbull]

Lewis is winning the soyboy race atm

[Lewis]

Disco looks like a Twitter political dickhead who gets everything wrong and has 'Dad to...' and 'Blocked by Andrew Neil' taking pride of place in his biography.

[Lewis]

That hairline is a lot more respectable than I remembered though, so think twice about rushing to the barbers as soon as it opens.

[Don]

That mix of hair colours is mesmeric. It's definitely clear from this thread the majority of people look better with longer hair, strange people feel so indebted to barbers.

[Giggles]

It's like a bird's nest.

Fittingly enough it’s left an egg behind.

[igor_balis]

This is what 3 months of no shaving/haircut (and 15 miles on an uncomfortable bike) will do to an unfit man in his late 30's. #teamhairline

https://i.imgur.com/fKQPBxr.jpg

https://avalonuk.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/Alex-Horne-27634.jpg

[Luca]

This is what 3 months of no shaving/haircut (and 15 miles on an uncomfortable bike) will do to an unfit man in his late 30's. #teamhairline



https://i.imgur.com/fKQPBxr.jpg



https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2018-11/30/12/asset/buzzfeed-prod-web-04/sub-buzz-20559-1543599090-7.jpg

[Giggles]

https://avalonuk.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/Alex-Horne-27634.jpg


Did I see that dickhead the other day with those stupid black loops in his ears?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

He had fake ones for an episode of Taskmaster.

[Giggles]

He had fake ones for an episode of Taskmaster.

That’s what it was. He is redeemed then.

[SincereTheRebel]

This is what 3 months of no shaving/haircut (and 15 miles on an uncomfortable bike) will do to an unfit man in his late 30's. #teamhairline



https://i.imgur.com/fKQPBxr.jpg




It looked much similar when the vision eas in my head.



https://img1.looper.com/img/gallery/the-original-beetlejuice-ending-was-supposed-to-be-much-darker/intro-1522349653.jpg

[Disco]

Fair.

[Kikó]

Loving the greys Disco.

[Lofty]

Guy I used to work with had a fortnightly haircut and he spent somewhere in the region of £25 on it.

He was gettting a number 2 all over (maybe with a 1 on the sides or something.)

The geezer who does mine has a barber shop 2 minutes from my house and charges £10 for hair and beard.

[Giggles]

You’d have a trimmer paid for after 3 or 4 cuts.