Post your [Coronavirus] Hair

[Don]

But then you wouldn't be supporting the Kurdish slave labour trade.

[Lofty]

He's a 60 year old Elvis enthusiast from Leyland and I have dabbled with trimmers before and fucked it right up so I'll stick with a professional.

[Giggles]

No I mean the lad with the 2 all over. You have something more elaborate.

[Spoonsky]

"Don't worry, Baz. I'll do the ageing for both of us."

There's definitely some kind of Portrait of Dorian Grey thing going on with the two of them.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

At least the beard has helped him shake off the Sue Perkins vibe.

[Shindig]

Have you seen Sue since lockdown?

[SincereTheRebel]

I saw the queue outside my barbers today and it was nuts. Its not like it takes 10 minutes for a trim either. The wait must have been over an hour.

I wan to go, but fuck queues.

[Manc]

It's 2020, get a resurva account.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Or just buy some clippers and do it yourself.

[SincereTheRebel]

I would rather leave it to the professionals

[Luca]

I think this is the perfect opportunity for a Sincere mugshot - do we have one of those yet?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

We have. He keeps his hair cut short IIRC.

Like a 2 or something which is simple to do it yourself.

[Shindig]

In my head, Sincere has always worn a hat for mugshots. I'm going to get one proper cut in at a barbers before I decide whether I should bald up.

[Spikey M]

Or just buy some clippers and do it yourself.

To a black man going to the barbers is a religious experience. It's basically their version of the pub.

I like to think that anyone with an afro or dreads is antisocial, anyone with Cornrows is a chatty fucker.

[Shindig]

I can't find the Desmond's intro on youtube. This would've been the perfect time for it. :moop:

[Giggles]

Probably would have up to a month ago.

[Lofty]

https://i.ibb.co/wJqXtq6/IMG-20200718-164909.jpg

[Manc]

Beard needs to come higher on the cheek.

[Lewis]

https://i.imgur.com/yUhVYDP.jpg?1

It looked better before.

[Lofty]

:D

Nah was too feral. The problem with the beard line is I can never keep it consistent when wet shaving.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

You went way too low down the cheek.

[Kikó]

Bit of Barry Glendenning about you.

[SincereTheRebel]

I know that is the look of a Full kit Wanker

[Spikey M]

I had to start from scratch after doing that to my beard.

[Lofty]

I'll need to see your assorted mugs before I'm taking fashion and grooming advice from you all sorry.

[Kikó]

Most people have posted their face in here.

[Lofty]

You and Lewis, haven't seen the other though during my drunk scroll back through.

[mugbull]

Clean-shaven at all times, only way to go

[mugbull]

Unless you've got a Mediterranean/Middle Eastern jawline

[SincereTheRebel]

If you haven't posted a picture by now, shame on you.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Clean-shaven at all times, only way to go

Says those who can't grow a beard.

[mugbull]

Says those who can't grow a beard.

Going from no beard to beard forces you to act about 20 years older. No way am I ever going for such a scam

[Lewis]

I can't grow a beard, but my dry/sensitive skin doesn't agree with being clean shaven, so it's an awkward middle that makes me just buzz it off once a week-ish and leave it. Anyway, I am really loving my Fred West hair at the moment, so I might just get the sides tidied up a bit at some point and see how it pans out over the next few months.

[Lewis]

Here’s how I wake up and after I’ve sorted things
https://i.postimg.cc/rsYbxMW7/A3-A31-B21-DE3-F-4-C04-B745-B8-EC1740-F92-B.jpg

A woman in work gave the back and sides a trim a few weeks ago.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Cgi8WqjU1U

[Giggles]

If you haven't posted a picture by now, shame on you.

There are better things online for you to fap to.

[Don]

Lofty, I hope that wasn't a paid barber. Do not have a side part with short hair and do not have a beard cheek line that is parallel to the ground, kids.

My pubey beard is starting to become a pain but we continue to push through and see where it takes us.

[Giggles]

I shaved my beard into handlebars (beard was going anyway) but I’m coming under pressure to remove it. I think it’s very distinguished.

[Boydy]

You can't say that and not post a picture.

[niko_cee]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/aa/Merv_Hughes.png

[Boydy]

That is pretty much how I picture Giggles.

[Giggles]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/aa/Merv_Hughes.png

That would be amazing.

[SincereTheRebel]

Picture Simply Red without the music catalogue.

[Disco]

Anyone who shaves their beard and doesn't leave either a handlebar or Hitler stache for a few hours is missing out.

[Kikó]

That's how it started for Adolf. Pretty soon he was full on right wing murderer.

[SincereTheRebel]

That's how it started for Adolf. Pretty soon he was full on right wing murderer.

Speaking of, the resemblance is scary


https://i.ibb.co/5YwT5bM/Screenshot-20200719-122219.jpg

[Lofty]

Lofty, I hope that wasn't a paid barber. Do not have a side part with short hair and do not have a beard cheek line that is parallel to the ground, kids.

My pubey beard is starting to become a pain but we continue to push through and see where it takes us.

I'm an obese married man but I still reckon I'd give you a run for your money in the gash stakes with my shite haircut and beard.

[Giggles]

Anyone who shaves their beard and doesn't leave either a handlebar or Hitler stache for a few hours is missing out.

I missed a trick by not leaving the sides for the Lemmy look.

[Don]

I'm an obese married man but I still reckon I'd give you a run for your money in the gash stakes with my shite haircut and beard.

And I'd beat you at chess.

[igor_balis]

Trim and weird video courtesy of my thai flatmate, decent for a freebie like.

Heavy breathing courtesy of me.https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/110270651_10163821651285384_313070348604401724_o.j pg?_nc_cat=106&_nc_sid=110474&efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&_nc_ohc=RhCHjaZD25QAX95jAeA&_nc_ht=scontent-lht6-1.xx&tp=14&oh=333aad867df70812f5f69ca8315c4cdc&oe=5F3BA377


https://youtu.be/hxMIUqK1jHI

[Boydy]

Why's everyone going bald on the sides of their heads?

[Giggles]

About 10 years too old for it too.

[Spikey M]

Why's everyone going bald on the sides of their heads?

Calm down Lewis.

[phonics]

Got a bit too much off the sides and now I'm looking like Jack from Tekken (with muscle dysphoria).

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/270326079648956433/741285011935723550/image0.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/UPxsFHB.png

[Spikey M]

It's a bit Jedward, but it looks alright to be fair.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Which one is you?

[Manc]

It's a bit Jedward, but it looks alright to be fair.

The endorsement we all need.

[phonics]

Which one is you?

I wouldn't be caught dead in camo trousers.

[Jimmy Floyd]

God I loved playing as him on Tekken 3 (only one I ever had) and he had a jet pack and stamp move that would finish off any poor victim in one hit.

[Lewis]

One hit would finish matey off by the looks of it.

[phonics]

He's effectively on PEDs being mostly Cyborg so maybe I could take him prior to that.

[Kikó]

I decided that instead of my full haircut I'm going to try and grow it out Pirlo style. Stay tuned.

[Manc]

Ensure you supply The Group with a daily selfie.

[Spikey M]

Ensure you supply The Group with a daily selfie.

Who were you on the old board?

[Manc]

Before my time.

[Spikey M]

Did you find one of Baz's cards or something then?

[Manc]

I was scouring the web for FM chat iirc.

[Kikó]

Ensure you supply The Group with a daily selfie.

Ian asked me to stop so I have.

[Spikey M]

:mad:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

ffs Ian, Benny needs that material.

[Ian]

That's Mr Chorizo to you.

[SincereTheRebel]

Phonics is the White version of that idiot from AFTV. He is always in those headphones

[Don]

I don't really see what is going to make me touch my hair or beard any more barring the instructions of a good woman so basically never.

[Disco]

I'm considering not cutting my hair just because it's never been this long and it feels like something of an investment at this point.

[Shindig]

https://i.imgur.com/UPxsFHB.png

https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/53d58588e4b0c3fee1f6ee3b/1547148905123-RA9C8WYS0D0H7PGWOBOZ/ke17ZwdGBToddI8pDm48kBiudcX29aIFlCvO0DkBvJNZw-zPPgdn4jUwVcJE1ZvWEtT5uBSRWt4vQZAgTJucoTqqXjS3CfND Suuf31e0tVFIIzBwEs6LXQfJjf1i2ANTAJevgah1HBcDBvCRrz VKq5uG45vQwBxdpDrCGUSSl5w/Cornholio.png?format=500w

[Baz]

https://i.imgur.com/y04GaTa.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/gvflrrh.jpg

[phonics]

Bald man going grey goes manbun to cover it up.

[Spikey M]

One more for the bald clan. :cool:

[Lewis]

Unless there is a big hole at the back, at which point you're past the Norwood vertex threshold and officially a baldy bastard, I think you might be writing him off a bit prematurely. Especially when he otherwise hasn't aged in a decade.

[Spikey M]

Nah, the 2nd picture nails it.

[phonics]

Unless there is a big hole at the back, at which point you're past the Norwood vertex threshold and officially a baldy bastard, I think you might be writing him off a bit prematurely. Especially when he otherwise hasn't aged in a decade.

If Baz's hairline was the horizon, it would be impossible for the flat earth theory to exist.

[Don]

Pulling back your hair with that hairline doesn't compute. And for anyone else thinking of growing their hair, please use official routes (PM) to seek permission first.

[Boydy]

I've taken to wearing an alice band now as I don't think I've had a haircut this year. Needed one before lockdown so it's just gotten worse.

I look like a chunky Luis Garcia.

[Spikey M]

Delete that post quickly before anyone else sees it.

[Boydy]

At least I've got hair.

[Baz]

Pulling back your hair with that hairline doesn't compute. And for anyone else thinking of growing their hair, please use official routes (PM) to seek permission first.

It was too keep my hair off my face on a bike ride. Was the first and probably only time I’ll have my hair like that.

[Ian]

Boydy. :nono:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I don't know what's worse, a manbun or an alice band.

[Boydy]

I'm gonna go man bun when it's long enough. It isn't yet.

[SincereTheRebel]

That had to be your go-to now lad.

[phonics]

I was doing it 10 years before it (still) wasn't cool. Get a haircut.

https://i.imgur.com/GnA2UAM.png

[Giggles]

At least I've got hair.

It doesn't count when you abuse it like that.

[Lewis]

I was doing it 10 years before it (still) wasn't cool. Get a haircut.

png

What happened?

[phonics]

I don’t follow?

[Lewis]

You've done all of Baz's ageing on top of your own.

[phonics]

I got ID’d to check if I was over the age of 16 last week so the drugs haven’t completely done their damage yet.

Small correction that was 14 years ago not 10 so I was 17.

[Spikey M]

Upon first reading I thought you were correcting the ID check from last week to 14 years ago and thought the drugs had very much won the war.

[Lofty]

Phonics has a lot stronger hairline in his example whilst Baz's is millimetres away from starting at his arse crack.

[niko_cee]

I got ID'd recently (I'm 38) but it was by someone who was a bit special so it was more awkward for all concerned than life-affirming.

[Shindig]

I often wonder if they have to ask every once in a while just to fulfil some kind of quota. I get asked and it's got nothing to do with mistaking my age.

[Ian]

I got IDed last year but she was about 18 so probably didn't make much distinction other than people older than about 20 all being really old to her so it didn't count for much.

[Don]

My loins were stirred by 'but she was about 18'. What an anticlimax that tale was. A climax nontheless.

[Ian]

I aim to please.

[phonics]

UK has a ‘must look older than 25’ policy which means everyone gets id’d because what the fuck does a 25 year old look like. I got id’d for 16.

[Lewis]

'Eighteen? Ask yourself, my dear, could a mere boy have amassed such knowledge of the ancient arts of the brewer...'
'.....'

[Spikey M]

Fond memories of the last one of my friends to turn 18, getting laughed at by bouncers for trying to blag his way into a club with his mums credit card.

"You have to be 18 to have a credit card!"

"and you're Mrs Smith are you mate?"

[Dquincy]

I was doing it 10 years before it (still) wasn't cool. Get a haircut.

https://i.imgur.com/GnA2UAM.png
Like a lesbian Scott Gemmill.

[Ian]

Fond memories of the last one of my friends to turn 18, getting laughed at by bouncers for trying to blag his way into a club with his mums credit card.

"You have to be 18 to have a credit card!"

"and you're Mrs Smith are you mate?"

:D

That's excellent.

[niko_cee]

Nowadays he could just say yeah and then file a gender discrimination case against the establishment.

[Shindig]

And the bar will be contactless so ... fill your fucking boots, kids. :D

[Lewis]

Inspired by Jimmy cutting his own hair.

I’ll start. It’s not a pretty look:

https://i.imgur.com/bwuWOaP.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/LaCllqX.png

Got me readers on as well look.

[Shindig]

It's like Chris Addison and Sylvester McCoy had a naughty secret.

[Mellberg]

I was doing it 10 years before it (still) wasn't cool. Get a haircut.

https://i.imgur.com/GnA2UAM.png

Decent tits. Make a nice assistant for the TARDIS when you're older.

[Spikey M]

https://i.imgur.com/LaCllqX.png

Got me readers on as well look.

I have you in mind as an intellectual powerlifter. Lose that mop immediately.

[Shindig]

He wears glasses around the office to get his point across. :dc:

[Jimmy Floyd]

Getting towards wacky RE teacher there. Mindfulness Club is on Tuesday lunchtimes in room 83.

[Lofty]

Definitely on a register.

[Lewis]

I didn't expect this level of anti-Semitism.

[Boydy]

So that's what Harry Hill would look like if he had hair.

[Spikey M]

Trust Oxbridge to carry on even after the antisemitism has been highlighted.

[Kikó]

Got me readers on as well look.

You've become a "left-wing" sitcom writer.

[Ian]

I couldn't think who Lewis reminded me of in that picture so I did a reverse image search on Google and it didn't prove to be very useful. (https://www.google.com/search?safe=off&sa=G&hl=en_GB&tbs=simg:CAESxQIJZGxdGeYWBV4auQILEKjU2AQaAghCDAsQs IynCBpiCmAIAxIojhCDEL0Z-A_1nGrsahRDVGv8fqR-NO_1gkmjqOO7kuhyXWOoIw7CTVOhowuNCgxSTZoC1nl213W0cI XsFVngr9V0YnRi7B4efNZLzTJnAf5vZ7eInFeUrvZGy9IAQMCx COrv4IGgoKCAgBEgSe5M9wDAsQne3BCRqmAQoYCgVodW1hbtql iPYDCwoJL20vMGRndzlyCiIKDnNlbmlvciBjaXRpemVu2qWI9g MMCgovbS8wNG43Z21nCicKFHBvcnRyYWl0IHBob3RvZ3JhcGh5 2qWI9gMLCgkvbS8wY2htbDkKIQoNc2VsZi1wb3J0cmFpdNqliP YDDAoKL20vMDI2NjE4MAoaCgdnb2dnbGVz2qWI9gMLCgkvbS8w Ml9uNnkM&sxsrf=ALeKk018RXcT53Ajq4iU9BHr_jLEMHrT7g:159911937 8526&q=human&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwiBo4r0v8zrAhXFCewKHUytDkwQjJkEegQIDhAB&biw=1920&bih=937)

It did correctly identify him as human though so take the wins where you can get them I suppose.

[Lofty]

He looks like a bad John C Reilly fancy dress when he's got his glasses and egghead hair, whatever that was in.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Hugh Burnley-Whittingstall.

[Spikey M]

I couldn't think who Lewis reminded me of in that picture so I did a reverse image search on Google and it didn't prove to be very useful. (https://www.google.com/search?safe=off&sa=G&hl=en_GB&tbs=simg:CAESxQIJZGxdGeYWBV4auQILEKjU2AQaAghCDAsQs IynCBpiCmAIAxIojhCDEL0Z-A_1nGrsahRDVGv8fqR-NO_1gkmjqOO7kuhyXWOoIw7CTVOhowuNCgxSTZoC1nl213W0cI XsFVngr9V0YnRi7B4efNZLzTJnAf5vZ7eInFeUrvZGy9IAQMCx COrv4IGgoKCAgBEgSe5M9wDAsQne3BCRqmAQoYCgVodW1hbtql iPYDCwoJL20vMGRndzlyCiIKDnNlbmlvciBjaXRpemVu2qWI9g MMCgovbS8wNG43Z21nCicKFHBvcnRyYWl0IHBob3RvZ3JhcGh5 2qWI9gMLCgkvbS8wY2htbDkKIQoNc2VsZi1wb3J0cmFpdNqliP YDDAoKL20vMDI2NjE4MAoaCgdnb2dnbGVz2qWI9gMLCgkvbS8w Ml9uNnkM&sxsrf=ALeKk018RXcT53Ajq4iU9BHr_jLEMHrT7g:159911937 8526&q=human&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwiBo4r0v8zrAhXFCewKHUytDkwQjJkEegQIDhAB&biw=1920&bih=937)

It did correctly identify him as human though so take the wins where you can get them I suppose.

:lol:

[Offshore Toon]

Looks more like somebody using a job as a school library assistant as a means to being a covert intellectual powerlifting pedo.

[Spikey M]

:D

[Raoul Duke]

Decent tits. Make a nice assistant for the TARDIS when you're older.

Retardis more like

[Queenslander]

Sub Zero?

Edit: Im working on not walking around with shark eyes.

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[Don]

I was trying to figure who you look like and I think I landed on Spikey. Someone ban me pls.

[Queenslander]

:D

[Mazuuurk]

Lewis looks like that teacher who is the youngest one working in his school, fancies himself a little cool (with it) and that tries to be fun by calling his 14-year-old students (who all think he's retarded) mate and dude.

[Spikey M]

Sub Zero?

Edit: Im working on not walking around with shark eyes.

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I was trying to figure who you look like and I think I landed on Spikey. Someone ban me pls.

What was it? Post it again.

[Spikey M]

That looks suspiciously like you've had a shave? :(

[Queenslander]

Too much grief from the missus. :(

[SincereTheRebel]

https://i.ibb.co/XDSSP9M/btf.jpg

[Luca]

Those are some perfect teeth :cool:

(Shame about the hairline)

[SincereTheRebel]

Braces and Colgate gum control

[Giggles]

Let's not go crazy with the perfect. They're in good nick but he'd eat an apple through a letterbox.

[Baz]

Now picture him gnawing a gremlin.

[SincereTheRebel]

Drop Dead Gorgeous Me

[John Arne]

Alright, Mr Serial Killer.

[Queenslander]

:D

Got some good dead eyes today.

[Kikó]

You'd enjoy my movember stash.

[Ian]

Has some coward deleted a post there? Or was JA just giving us an appraisal of his own current look sans-picture?

(Or alternatively is the board just playing silly buggers and not loading something?)

[Kikó]

QL deleted his magnificent beard picture.

[Spikey M]

Put it back up immediately Queeny.

[John Arne]

Summit like this...

https://gyazo.com/ae35bf4bb68f5bc7176c39bf716329c5.jpeg

But sexier, and somehow more killer-like.

[Queenslander]

First of all Johnarne verbally abused me and I demand a 24 hour muting.

Secondly, I am NOT a serial killer.

https://i.ibb.co/dQ2s8r2/20201125-175452.jpg (https://ibb.co/hKWx3yW)

[Spikey M]

First of all Johnarne verbally abused me and I demand a 24 hour muting.

Secondly, I am NOT a serial killer.

https://i.ibb.co/dQ2s8r2/20201125-175452.jpg (https://ibb.co/hKWx3yW)

Oh my :drool:

[Queenslander]

Oh my :drool:

14 weeks old.

Anywhere in England known for quick growing facial hair?

[Don]

Mine's about 30 weeks old and looks like RL's pubes.

[Spikey M]

Mine is thick enough but 2 awkward patches on my cheek and jaw make anything more than long stubble impossible.

[Waffdon]

My hair won’t get cut for four weeks and that’s two weeks longer than it’s been for years. Fuck sake

[Lofty]

https://i.ibb.co/W2Ltv27/160630394262779004658307927864.jpg

Needed a cut before they shut the barbers, now stubbornly letting it all grow until reopening as I never see anyone anyway. Though trying to keep up my routine of putting product in my hair is a bit fruitless here as it is getting too thick .

[Spikey M]

Sat in the Winchester waiting for it all to blow over. :cool:

[Lewis]

More like making hard work of his appraisal.

[Offshore Toon]

Imagine that man, standing at about seven foot tall, ogling at you as he weighs up whether an hour in you is more important than his marriage.

[Spikey M]

https://s4.scoopwhoop.com/anj/sw/873cd3d3-4851-4f3f-bebd-08c99693c5a2.gif

[Lofty]

Imagine that man, standing at about seven foot tall, ogling at you as he weighs up whether an hour in you is more important than his marriage.

:D

That reference was more other people I know, but still thanks for that mental image of myself.

[Baz]

https://i.imgur.com/vj5yil0_d.webp?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

[Spikey M]

:D ffs

[Offshore Toon]

Henry vibes (from the with Glenn and Scoobs days).

[Raoul Duke]

More like making hard work of his appraisal.

Bet he loves a scotch egg

[Lofty]

Both the Keith and Kemper comparisons have been made previously, as has Richard Osman.

[Spikey M]

In fairness, my Ed Kemper reference was only because Offy made you sound like a 7 foot rape monster. There's not much of a likeness. Please don't have oversized sex with my undersized head.

[Shindig]

Loft Roast.

[Queenslander]

https://i.imgur.com/vj5yil0_d.webp?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

:lol:

[Don]

That is also superb. Well played tonight, TTH.

[Kikó]

I can't grow a beard, but my dry/sensitive skin doesn't agree with being clean shaven, so it's an awkward middle that makes me just buzz it off once a week-ish and leave it. Anyway, I am really loving my Fred West hair at the moment, so I might just get the sides tidied up a bit at some point and see how it pans out over the next few months.

Talking about Fred West, your man may have been busier than first thought:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-gloucestershire-57154839

[Lewis]

I wonder whether their insurance would cover something like that ruining their business.

[Lofty]

Surely if it is a historical criminal investigation that is nothing to do with the current owners they are covered? I was wondering that myself today, if the police searched your house and wrecked only for you to be innocent, do they pay for the repairs?

[Spikey M]

You could make back your losses 10 times over by giving guided tours. Easy money.

[Lofty]

A Fred themed menu.

[Shindig]

Imagine walking to the bogs and seeing a bunch of flowers tied on to the flush.