TTH Super Tournament 2019

[Baz]

LATEST: VOTE IN THE FINAL! CLICK HERE FOR MORE DETAILS (https://www.thethirdhalf.co.uk/showthread.php?2409-TTH-Super-Tournament-2019&p=326772&viewfull=1#post326772).



I’ve devised a tournament for us.

82 TTHers going head to head (sort of) to see who will be crowned TTH’s Favourite Poster 2019.

Here’s how it will work:

Qualifying Round
Everyone’s in! All 82 participants have been split into four pots, and a seeded draw took place. A list of matchups will be posted. You must copy and paste the list of fixtures and bold whichever person you declare the winner.

Example:

Joe Bloggs vs. Paul Le Shark
Gay Chavara vs. Clarence Gaydorf
Hammer vs. Harold Bishop

Get it?

Votes will be counted up and the winner of each tie will qualify for the group stage. (Exciting!) Any ties will be decided by post count, but hopefully this won’t come into play.

Group Stage
The member who gets the most overall votes in the Qualifying Round will get a bye (!) and will progress straight to the round of 32.
10 groups of 4 will be drawn. These will be drawn systematically using the results from the qualifying round, as follows:
The 41 winners from the qualifying round will be ranked according to how many votes they received.
The 2nd, 12th, 22nd and 32nd person will go into group A.
The 3rd, 13th, 23rd and 33rd person will go into group B.
The 11th, 21st, 31st and 41st person will go into group J.
etc.

The group tables will be posted and you must rank them from 1 to 4 (1=best, 4th=worst)
4 points will be awarded to the 4th place, 3 to the 3rd, 2 to the 2nd, and 1 to the 1st. In the results the LOWER total is better.
The top 3 from each group will progress.
Those who finish 4th in the group will be eliminated except for the best overall 4th placed finisher, who will qualify to the round of 32.

Round of 32
Head to head returns, and follows the exact same format as the qualifying round. From now all on rounds will be decided this way.
The matches for these games will be determined from the Group Stage results.
Group winners will face the 3rd placed finishers.
The runners up to face eachother.
Except for where the best 4th placed finish will face one of the runners up.
The member who received a bye will also face one of the runners up.
Winners will progress to the round of 16.

Round of 16
Head to head continues. Voting the same as before.
There is no longer any real logic to the draws. It’s randomised.
Winners will proceed to the quarter finals.

Quarter finals
Eight members remain, head to head continues.
Winners progress to the semi finals.

Semi finals
The final four! Still head to head. Voting as before.
The winners will progress to the FINAL!

Final
Last two standing, Who will win?
Voting same as ever (I won’t use a poll in case some nerd rigs it, plus polls don’t work on the mobile skin).
Winner will be declared.
Reward: bragging rights, pride, a go on Magic’s ex, a pint with igor and a tweet of the news on the official TTH twitter.

Who will win?

I’m aware there’s a lot of voting early doors but it’s so everyone has a chance to win. If I’ve left anyone out – tough. You’ve either not posted this year, have less than 50 posts or something worse.

So without further ado let’s get voting in the qualifying round.

The fixtures:

Giggles vs. Samadini
Lewis vs. Guybrush
wullie vs. five time
Mike vs. TG09
Disco vs. Dan
Baz vs. Bob Sacamano
Sir Andy Mahowry vs. AyDee
Pepe vs. Max Power
igor_balis vs. Limoutsonik
Dark Soldier vs. Clunge
Kikó vs. Josh
niko_cee vs. thommo
Waffdon vs. The Merse
Magic vs. Greg
Yevrah vs. Nick
Ian vs. Boom-Boom-18
John vs. Amigo
Jimmy Floyd vs. Spoonsky
mokbull vs. Alex Ferguson
SvN vs. Luke Emia
Bam vs. Henry
randomlegend vs. Reg
Andy vs. Mellberg
Shindig vs. Manc
Foe vs. Adamski
phonics vs. Spikey M
SincereTheRebel vs. hfswjyr
Alan Shearer The 2nd vs. Danny
7om vs. Pen
Smiffy vs. Raoul Duke
bruhnaldo vs. Panda Bear
Trancemeister vs. Mazuuurk
John Arne vs. Dave.
Davgooner vs. ScousePig
Offshore Toon vs. Byron
Pleb vs. Alex
ItalAussie vs. Bernanke
dino vs. mo
Boydy vs. Demerit
Queenslander vs. mikem
Gray Fox vs. Browning

Copy and paste this list and bold the username of the person you prefer. You can vote however you like – favourite, best, biggest ears, whatever.

I invite everyone here to vote. Please do. The more the better.

If you miss one round you can still vote in the later rounds.

Good luck everyone. Hope this takes off, I’ve already got the spreadsheet set up to automate the draws and I don’t want it to go to waste.

EDIT: YOU CAN VOTE FOR YOURSELF

EDIT2: YOU MUST PICK SOMEONE IN EACH TIE. NO DRAWS!

EDIT3: Voting for the qualifying round closes at 2PM on Friday 8th February.

[-james-]

Giggles vs. Samadini - this one was tricky
Lewis vs. Guybrush
wullie vs. five time
Mike vs. TG09
Disco vs. Dan
Baz vs. Bob Sacamano
Sir Andy Mahowry vs. AyDee
Pepe vs. Max Power
igor_balis vs. Limoutsonik
Dark Soldier vs. Clunge
Kikó vs. Josh
niko_cee vs. thommo
Waffdon vs. The Merse
Magic vs. Greg
Yevrah vs. Nick
Ian vs. Boom-Boom-18
John vs. Amigo
Jimmy Floyd vs. Spoonsky
mokbull vs. Alex Ferguson
SvN vs. Luke Emia
Bam vs. Henry
randomlegend vs. Reg
Andy vs. Mellberg
Shindig vs. Manc
Foe vs. Adamski
phonics vs. Spikey M
SincereTheRebel vs. hfswjyr
Alan Shearer The 2nd vs. Danny
7om vs. Pen
Smiffy vs. Raoul Duke
bruhnaldo vs. Panda Bear
Trancemeister vs. Mazuuurk
John Arne vs. Dave.
Davgooner vs. ScousePig
Offshore Toon vs. Byron
Pleb vs. Alex
ItalAussie vs. Bernanke
dino vs. mo
Boydy vs. Demerit
Queenslander vs. mikem
Gray Fox vs. Browning

Some big ties in there. A few valuable current poster vs all time legend style match-ups, apologies for any feathers ruffled.

[randomlegend]

Is this meant to be who is better currently or our favourite overall?

[Baz]

Is this meant to be who is better currently or our favourite overall?Whichever you like.

Feel free to discuss it among yourselves.

Oh and re: ruffling feathers, you can PM your votes if you wish.

[randomlegend]

Giggles vs. Samadini
Lewis vs. Guybrush
wullie vs. five time
Mike vs. TG09
Disco vs. Dan
Baz vs. Bob Sacamano
Sir Andy Mahowry vs. AyDee
Pepe vs. Max Power
igor_balis vs. Limoutsonik
Dark Soldier vs. Clunge
Kikó vs. Josh
niko_cee vs. thommo
Waffdon vs. The Merse
Magic vs. Greg
Yevrah vs. Nick
Ian vs. Boom-Boom-18
John vs. Amigo
Jimmy Floyd vs. Spoonsky
mokbull vs. Alex Ferguson
SvN vs. Luke Emia
Bam vs. Henry
randomlegend vs. Reg
Andy vs. Mellberg
Shindig vs. Manc
Foe vs. Adamski
phonics vs. Spikey M
SincereTheRebel vs. hfswjyr
Alan Shearer The 2nd vs. Danny
7om vs. Pen
Smiffy vs. Raoul Duke
bruhnaldo vs. Panda Bear
Trancemeister vs. Mazuuurk
John Arne vs. Dave.
Davgooner vs. ScousePig
Offshore Toon vs. Byron
Pleb vs. Alex
ItalAussie vs. Bernanke
dino vs. mo
Boydy vs. Demerit
Queenslander vs. mikem
Gray Fox vs. Browning

[Baz]

randomlegend dino

I forgot to say, you can vote for yourselves.

and please pick someone in each tie. RL you didn't pick anyone for the top fixture.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Giggles vs. Samadini
Lewis vs. Guybrush
wullie vs. five time
Mike vs. TG09
Disco vs. Dan
Baz vs. Bob Sacamano
Sir Andy Mahowry vs. AyDee
Pepe vs. Max Power
igor_balis vs. Limoutsonik
Dark Soldier vs. Clunge
Kikó vs. Josh
niko_cee vs. thommo
Waffdon vs. The Merse
Magic vs. Greg
Yevrah vs. Nick
Ian vs. Boom-Boom-18
John vs. Amigo
Jimmy Floyd vs. Spoonsky
mokbull vs. Alex Ferguson
SvN vs. Luke Emia
Bam vs. Henry :henn0rz:
randomlegend vs. Reg
Andy vs. Mellberg
Shindig vs. Manc
Foe vs. Adamski
phonics vs. Spikey M
SincereTheRebel vs. hfswjyr
Alan Shearer The 2nd vs. Danny
7om vs. Pen
Smiffy vs. Raoul Duke
bruhnaldo vs. Panda Bear
Trancemeister vs. Mazuuurk
John Arne vs. Dave.
Davgooner vs. ScousePig
Offshore Toon vs. Byron
Pleb vs. Alex
ItalAussie vs. Bernanke
dino vs. mo
Boydy vs. Demerit
Queenslander vs. mikem
Gray Fox vs. Browning

[SvN]

Genius idea. I'm praying for some chimp outs.

Giggles vs. Samadini - I like Giggles, but Sama edges this
Lewis vs. Guybrush
wullie vs. five time
Mike vs. TG09
Disco vs. Dan - close one
Baz vs. Bob Sacamano
Sir Andy Mahowry vs. AyDee - AD doesn't seem to post much thesedays
Pepe vs. Max Power
igor_balis vs. Limoutsonik
Dark Soldier vs. Clunge
Kikó vs. Josh
niko_cee vs. thommo
Waffdon vs. The Merse
Magic vs. Greg
Yevrah vs. Nick
Ian vs. Boom-Boom-18
John vs. Amigo
Jimmy Floyd vs. Spoonsky
mokbull vs. Alex Ferguson
SvN vs. Luke Emia
Bam vs. Henry
randomlegend vs. Reg
Andy vs. Mellberg - tossed a coin for this
Shindig vs. Manc
Foe vs. Adamski
phonics vs. Spikey M - I like phonics, but his occasional 'mares edge this for Spikey
SincereTheRebel vs. hfswjyr - I fancy Sincere to go all the way
Alan Shearer The 2nd vs. Danny
7om vs. Pen
Smiffy vs. Raoul Duke
bruhnaldo vs. Panda Bear
Trancemeister vs. Mazuuurk
John Arne vs. Dave.
Davgooner vs. ScousePig
Offshore Toon vs. Byron
Pleb vs. Alex
ItalAussie vs. Bernanke
dino vs. mo
Boydy vs. Demerit
Queenslander vs. mikem
Gray Fox vs. Browning


I'm surprised at how difficult I found that. Some of my favourite posters were on the losing end, sorry chaps.

[Pleb]

Giggles vs. Samadini
Lewis vs. Guybrush
wullie vs. five time
Mike vs. TG09
Disco vs. Dan
Baz vs. Bob Sacamano
Sir Andy Mahowry vs. AyDee
Pepe vs. Max Power
igor_balis vs. Limoutsonik
Dark Soldier vs. Clunge
Kikó vs. Josh
niko_cee vs. thommo
Waffdon vs. The Merse
Magic vs. Greg
Yevrah vs. Nick
Ian vs. Boom-Boom-18
John vs. Amigo
Jimmy Floyd vs. Spoonsky
mokbull vs. Alex Ferguson
SvN vs. Luke Emia
Bam vs. Henry
randomlegend vs. Reg
Andy vs. Mellberg
Shindig vs. Manc
Foe vs. Adamski
phonics vs. Spikey M
SincereTheRebel vs. hfswjyr
Alan Shearer The 2nd vs. Danny
7om vs. Pen
Smiffy vs. Raoul Duke
bruhnaldo vs. Panda Bear
Trancemeister vs. Mazuuurk
John Arne vs. Dave.
Davgooner vs. ScousePig
Offshore Toon vs. Byron
Pleb vs. Alex
ItalAussie vs. Bernanke
dino vs. mo
Boydy vs. Demerit
Queenslander vs. mikem
Gray Fox vs. Browning

[Pepe]

Giggles vs. Samadini
Lewis vs. Guybrush
wullie vs. five time
Mike vs. TG09
Disco vs. Dan
Baz vs. Bob Sacamano
Sir Andy Mahowry vs. AyDee
Pepe vs. Max Power
igor_balis vs. Limoutsonik
Dark Soldier vs. Clunge
Kikó vs. Josh
niko_cee vs. thommo
Waffdon vs. The Merse
Magic vs. Greg
Yevrah vs. Nick
Ian vs. Boom-Boom-18
John vs. Amigo
Jimmy Floyd vs. Spoonsky
mokbull vs. Alex Ferguson
SvN vs. Luke Emia
Bam vs. Henry
randomlegend vs. Reg
Andy vs. Mellberg
Shindig vs. Manc
Foe vs. Adamski
phonics vs. Spikey M
SincereTheRebel vs. hfswjyr
Alan Shearer The 2nd vs. Danny
7om vs. Pen
Smiffy vs. Raoul Duke
bruhnaldo vs. Panda Bear
Trancemeister vs. Mazuuurk
John Arne vs. Dave.
Davgooner vs. ScousePig
Offshore Toon vs. Byron
Pleb vs. Alex
ItalAussie vs. Bernanke
dino vs. mo
Boydy vs. Demerit
Queenslander vs. mikem
Gray Fox vs. Browning

[Pepe]

I was going for an all-home vote. Then I ran into John. :harold:

[Baz]

Genius idea. I'm praying for some chimp outs.

Sir Andy Mahowry vs. AyDee - AD doesn't seem to post much thesedays
AyDee vs. Clunge

What've you done?

Dark Soldier is vs Clunge.

[randomlegend]

randomlegend dino

I forgot to say, you can vote for yourselves.

and please pick someone in each tie. RL you didn't pick anyone for the top fixture.

Whoops, was waiting for you to answer my question before choosing then forgot.

[Dave.]

Giggles vs. Samadini
Lewis vs. Guybrush
wullie vs. five time
Mike vs. TG09
Disco vs. Dan
Baz vs. Bob Sacamano
Sir Andy Mahowry vs. AyDee
Pepe vs. Max Power
igor_balis vs. Limoutsonik
Dark Soldier vs. Clunge
Kikó vs. Josh
niko_cee vs. thommo
Waffdon vs. The Merse
Magic vs. Greg
Yevrah vs. Nick
Ian vs. Boom-Boom-18
John vs. Amigo
Jimmy Floyd vs. Spoonsky
mokbull vs. Alex Ferguson
SvN vs. Luke Emia
Bam vs. Henry
randomlegend vs. Reg
Andy vs. Mellberg
Shindig vs. Manc
Foe vs. Adamski
phonics vs. Spikey M
SincereTheRebel vs. hfswjyr
Alan Shearer The 2nd vs. Danny
7om vs. Pen
Smiffy vs. Raoul Duke
bruhnaldo vs. Panda Bear
Trancemeister vs. Mazuuurk
John Arne vs. Dave.
Davgooner vs. ScousePig
Offshore Toon vs. Byron
Pleb vs. Alex
ItalAussie vs. Bernanke
dino vs. mo
Boydy vs. Demerit
Queenslander vs. mikem
Gray Fox vs. Browning

[Lewis]

If Pleb wasn't running this might be interesting, but since he is...

[Pepe]

On the ropes.

[Lewis]

The last time we did this, when DS fixed it for himself, I was accused of chimping out when I said that I knew I was good at posting. Yeah because we all just bash buttons and hope Yevrah likes it.

[Bam]

Giggles vs. Samadini
Lewis vs. Guybrush
wullie vs. five time
Mike vs. TG09
Disco vs. Dan
Baz vs. Bob Sacamano
Sir Andy Mahowry vs. AyDee
Pepe vs. Max Power
igor_balis vs. Limoutsonik
Dark Soldier vs. Clunge
Kikó vs. Josh
niko_cee vs. thommo
Waffdon vs. The Merse
Magic vs. Greg
Yevrah vs. Nick
Ian vs. Boom-Boom-18
John vs. Amigo
Jimmy Floyd vs. Spoonsky
mokbull vs. Alex Ferguson
SvN vs. Luke Emia
Bam vs. Henry
randomlegend vs. Reg
Andy vs. Mellberg
Shindig vs. Manc
Foe vs. Adamski
phonics vs. Spikey M
SincereTheRebel vs. hfswjyr
Alan Shearer The 2nd vs. Danny
7om vs. Pen
Smiffy vs. Raoul Duke
bruhnaldo vs. Panda Bear
Trancemeister vs. Mazuuurk
John Arne vs. Dave.
Davgooner vs. ScousePig
Offshore Toon vs. Byron
Pleb vs. Alex
ItalAussie vs. Bernanke
dino vs. mo
Boydy vs. Demerit
Queenslander vs. mikem
Gray Fox vs. Browning

[Disco]

Giggles vs. Samadini
Lewis vs. Guybrush
wullie vs. five time
Mike vs. TG09
Disco vs. Dan
Baz vs. Bob Sacamano
Sir Andy Mahowry vs. AyDee
Pepe vs. Max Power
igor_balis vs. Limoutsonik
Dark Soldier vs. Clunge
Kikó vs. Josh
niko_cee vs. thommo
Waffdon vs. The Merse
Magic vs. Greg
Yevrah vs. Nick
Ian vs. Boom-Boom-18
John vs. Amigo
Jimmy Floyd vs. Spoonsky
mokbull vs. Alex Ferguson
SvN vs. Luke Emia
Bam vs. Henry
randomlegend vs. Reg
Andy vs. Mellberg
Shindig vs. Manc
Foe vs. Adamski
phonics vs. Spikey M
SincereTheRebel vs. hfswjyr
Alan Shearer The 2nd vs. Danny
7om vs. Pen
Smiffy vs. Raoul Duke
bruhnaldo vs. Panda Bear
Trancemeister vs. Mazuuurk
John Arne vs. Dave.
Davgooner vs. ScousePig
Offshore Toon vs. Byron
Pleb vs. Alex
ItalAussie vs. Bernanke
dino vs. mo
Boydy vs. Demerit
Queenslander vs. mikem
Gray Fox vs. Browning

[Waffdon]

Bold(ing?) on a phone is a nightmare. I’ll take a loss against my Broughty Ferry Bredren

[SincereTheRebel]

Cant we get bettings odds with vbucks and all that?

[Jimmy Floyd]

Giggles vs. Samadini
Lewis vs. Guybrush
wullie vs. five time
Mike vs. TG09
Disco vs. Dan
Baz vs. Bob Sacamano
Sir Andy Mahowry vs. AyDee
Pepe vs. Max Power
igor_balis vs. Limoutsonik
Dark Soldier vs. Clunge
Kikó vs. Josh
niko_cee vs. thommo
Waffdon vs. The Merse
Magic vs. Greg
Yevrah vs. Nick
Ian vs. Boom-Boom-18
John vs. Amigo
Jimmy Floyd vs. Spoonsky
mokbull vs. Alex Ferguson
SvN vs. Luke Emia
Bam vs. Henry
randomlegend vs. Reg
Andy vs. Mellberg
Shindig vs. Manc
Foe vs. Adamski
phonics vs. Spikey M - by a nose
SincereTheRebel vs. hfswjyr
Alan Shearer The 2nd vs. Danny
7om vs. Pen
Smiffy vs. Raoul Duke
bruhnaldo vs. Panda Bear - by a nose
Trancemeister vs. Mazuuurk
John Arne vs. Dave.
Davgooner vs. ScousePig
Offshore Toon vs. Byron
Pleb vs. Alex
ItalAussie vs. Bernanke - by a nose
dino vs. mo
Boydy vs. Demerit
Queenslander vs. mikem
Gray Fox vs. Browning

[-james-]

Foe smashing Adamski up isn't one I saw coming.

[mugbull]

No way is there someone named “Guybrush” who posts on this website

[Disco]

Yes way.

[Ian]

Giggles vs. Samadini - This was the hardest one of the round, for me. I've edged Sama for all the The Third Hard good times but I'd have put both through if it was just a 'pick x posters to go through.'
Lewis vs. Guybrush
wullie vs. five time
Mike vs. TG09
Disco vs. Dan
Baz vs. Bob Sacamano
Sir Andy Mahowry vs. AyDee
Pepe vs. Max Power - Another really close one but as a fledgling member of Team Engineer I need to keep onside. Sorry Max. :(
igor_balis vs. Limoutsonik
Dark Soldier vs. Clunge
Kikó vs. Josh
niko_cee vs. thommo
Waffdon vs. The Merse - Literally flipped a coin on this one
Magic vs. Greg
Yevrah vs. Nick
Ian vs. Boom-Boom-18 - Was gonna kick in an own goal but fuck it, I need all the momentum I can get.
John vs. Amigo - If Amigo ever bothered his arse turning up other than when Fisherman Fishermansson scores for Iceland this would also have been closer.
Jimmy Floyd vs. Spoonsky
mokbull vs. Alex Ferguson
SvN vs. Luke Emia
Bam vs. Henry
randomlegend vs. Reg
Andy vs. Mellberg
Shindig vs. Manc
Foe vs. Adamski
phonics vs. Spikey M
SincereTheRebel vs. hfswjyr
Alan Shearer The 2nd vs. Danny
7om vs. Pen
Smiffy vs. Raoul Duke
bruhnaldo vs. Panda Bear
Trancemeister vs. Mazuuurk
John Arne vs. Dave.
Davgooner vs. ScousePig
Offshore Toon vs. Byron
Pleb vs. Alex
ItalAussie vs. Bernanke
dino vs. mo
Boydy vs. Demerit
Queenslander vs. mikem
Gray Fox vs. Browning

[Panda Bear]

I'm on the ropes!!

[Vercetti]

Giggles vs. Samadini
Lewis vs. Guybrush
wullie vs. five time
Mike vs. TG09
Disco vs. Dan
Baz vs. Bob Sacamano
Sir Andy Mahowry vs. AyDee
Pepe vs. Max Power
igor_balis vs. Limoutsonik
Dark Soldier vs. Clunge
Kikó vs. Josh
niko_cee vs. thommo
Waffdon vs. The Merse
Magic vs. Greg
Yevrah vs. Nick
Ian vs. Boom-Boom-18
John vs. Amigo
Jimmy Floyd vs. Spoonsky
mokbull vs. Alex Ferguson
SvN vs. Luke Emia
Bam vs. Henry
randomlegend vs. Reg
Andy vs. Mellberg
Shindig vs. Manc
Foe vs. Adamski
phonics vs. Spikey M
SincereTheRebel vs. hfswjyr
Alan Shearer The 2nd vs. Danny
7om vs. Pen
Smiffy vs. Raoul Duke
bruhnaldo vs. Panda Bear
Trancemeister vs. Mazuuurk
John Arne vs. Dave.
Davgooner vs. ScousePig
Offshore Toon vs. Byron
Pleb vs. Alex
ItalAussie vs. Bernanke
dino vs. mo
Boydy vs. Demerit
Queenslander vs. mikem
Gray Fox vs. Browning

Some tough ones in there.

Giggles, Andy, Spikey, Raoul Duke and ScousePig would all have made it through on another day.

[Bam]

Spikey is going to hunt you down in Southend and pinbutt you.

[Spikey M]

I'll have to get the laptop out to do this. Fuck doing it on my phone.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Foe smashing Adamski up isn't one I saw coming.

Adamski turning into poundland John has hurt him.

[Pleb]

Who would we have as pre-tournament betting favourites?

Lewis, Jimmy, Mahow all near evens?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

You've hit the whisky hard tonight.

[Pepe]

Pleb playing his own chances down. :cool:

[Clunge]

Props Dark Soldier :beer:.

[Ian]

Pleb topping his Haxball tournament performance here.

[Pleb]

I have myself breezing through to the knockout rounds unless I get in a group with Pepe, Ian and Mahow.

[phonics]

There's not many other people I could have been paired with in the first round that I would have taken quite so personally. I was expecting to lose but a few people have let themselves down here. I will hold a grudge.

Giggles vs. Samadini
Lewis vs. Guybrush
wullie vs. five time
Mike vs. TG09
Disco vs. Dan (hurts right?)
Baz vs. Bob Sacamano
Sir Andy Mahowry vs. AyDee
Pepe vs. Max Power
igor_balis vs. Limoutsonik
Dark Soldier vs. Clunge
Kikó vs. Josh
niko_cee vs. thommo
Waffdon vs. The Merse
Magic vs. Greg
Yevrah vs. Nick
Ian vs. Boom-Boom-18 (How could you)
John vs. Amigo
Jimmy Floyd vs. Spoonsky
mokbull vs. Alex Ferguson
SvN vs. Luke Emia (Fair but I'm a petty man)
Bam vs. Henry
randomlegend vs. Reg
Andy vs. Mellberg
Shindig vs. Manc
Foe vs. Adamski
phonics vs. Spikey M
SincereTheRebel vs. hfswjyr
Alan Shearer The 2nd vs. Danny
7om vs. Pen
Smiffy vs. Raoul Duke
bruhnaldo vs. Panda Bear (only because he's been both normal and occasionally funny recently. Think of this a reward as encouragement.)
Trancemeister vs. Mazuuurk
John Arne vs. Dave.
Davgooner vs. ScousePig
Offshore Toon vs. Byron
Pleb vs. Alex
ItalAussie vs. Bernanke
dino vs. mo
Boydy vs. Demerit
Queenslander vs. mikem
Gray Fox vs. Browning

[Panda Bear]

:panda:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

:panda:

These pricks don't deserve you.

[Panda Bear]

Giggles vs. Samadini
Lewis vs. Guybrush
wullie vs. five time
Mike vs. TG09
Disco vs. Dan
Baz vs. Bob Sacamano
Sir Andy Mahowry vs. AyDee
Pepe vs. Max Power
igor_balis vs. Limoutsonik
Dark Soldier vs. Clunge
Kikó vs. Josh
niko_cee vs. thommo
Waffdon vs. The Merse
Magic vs. Greg
Yevrah vs. Nick
Ian vs. Boom-Boom-18
John vs. Amigo
Jimmy Floyd vs. Spoonsky
mokbull vs. Alex Ferguson
SvN vs. Luke Emia
Bam vs. Henry
randomlegend vs. Reg
Andy vs. Mellberg
Shindig vs. Manc
Foe vs. Adamski
phonics vs. Spikey M
SincereTheRebel vs. hfswjyr
Alan Shearer The 2nd vs. Danny
7om vs. Pen
Smiffy vs. Raoul Duke
bruhnaldo vs. Panda Bear
Trancemeister vs. Mazuuurk
John Arne vs. Dave.
Davgooner vs. ScousePig
Offshore Toon vs. Byron
Pleb vs. Alex
ItalAussie vs. Bernanke
dino vs. mo
Boydy vs. Demerit
Queenslander vs. mikem
Gray Fox vs. Browning

[Lewis]

Giggles vs. Samadini
Lewis vs. Guybrush
wullie vs. five time
Mike vs. TG09
Disco vs. Dan
Baz vs. Bob Sacamano
Sir Andy Mahowry vs. AyDee
Pepe vs. Max Power
igor_balis vs. Limoutsonik
Dark Soldier vs. Clunge
Kikó vs. Josh
niko_cee vs. thommo
Waffdon vs. The Merse
Magic vs. Greg
Yevrah vs. Nick
Ian vs. Boom-Boom-18
John vs. Amigo
Jimmy Floyd vs. Spoonsky
mokbull vs. Alex Ferguson
SvN vs. Luke Emia
Bam vs. Henry
randomlegend vs. Reg
Andy vs. Mellberg
Shindig vs. Manc
Foe vs. Adamski
phonics vs. Spikey M
SincereTheRebel vs. hfswjyr
Alan Shearer The 2nd vs. Danny
7om vs. Pen
Smiffy vs. Raoul Duke
bruhnaldo vs. Panda Bear
Trancemeister vs. Mazuuurk
John Arne vs. Dave.
Davgooner vs. ScousePig
Offshore Toon vs. Byron
Pleb vs. Alex
ItalAussie vs. Bernanke
dino vs. mo
Boydy vs. Demerit
Queenslander vs. mikem
Gray Fox vs. Browning

That last one was the hardest.

[Dark Soldier]

The last time we did this, when DS fixed it for himself,

More bitter than the scouse

[Boydy]

Giggles vs. Samadini
Lewis vs. Guybrush
wullie vs. five time
Mike vs. TG09
Disco vs. Dan
Baz vs. Bob Sacamano
Sir Andy Mahowry vs. AyDee
Pepe vs. Max Power
igor_balis vs. Limoutsonik
Dark Soldier vs. Clunge
Kikó vs. Josh
niko_cee vs. thommo
Waffdon vs. The Merse
Magic vs. Greg
Yevrah vs. Nick
Ian vs. Boom-Boom-18
John vs. Amigo
Jimmy Floyd vs. Spoonsky
mokbull vs. Alex Ferguson
SvN vs. Luke Emia
Bam vs. Henry
randomlegend vs. Reg
Andy vs. Mellberg
Shindig vs. Manc
Foe vs. Adamski
phonics vs. Spikey M
SincereTheRebel vs. hfswjyr
Alan Shearer The 2nd vs. Danny
7om vs. Pen
Smiffy vs. Raoul Duke
bruhnaldo vs. Panda Bear
Trancemeister vs. Mazuuurk
John Arne vs. Dave.
Davgooner vs. ScousePig
Offshore Toon vs. Byron
Pleb vs. Alex
ItalAussie vs. Bernanke
dino vs. mo
Boydy vs. Demerit
Queenslander vs. mikem
Gray Fox vs. Browning

[niko_cee]

The last time I recall one of these it was done with pics.

I lost to Pavel.

Not sure I've ever gotten over it.

Giggles vs. Samadini
Lewis vs. Guybrush
wullie vs. five time
Mike vs. TG09
Disco vs. Dan
Baz vs. Bob Sacamano
Sir Andy Mahowry vs. AyDee
Pepe vs. Max Power
igor_balis vs. Limoutsonik
Dark Soldier vs. Clunge
Kikó vs. Josh
niko_cee vs. thommo
Waffdon vs. The Merse
Magic vs. Greg
Yevrah vs. Nick
Ian vs. Boom-Boom-18
John vs. Amigo
Jimmy Floyd vs. Spoonsky
mokbull vs. Alex Ferguson
SvN vs. Luke Emia
Bam vs. Henry
randomlegend vs. Reg
Andy vs. Mellberg
Shindig vs. Manc
Foe vs. Adamski
phonics vs. Spikey M
SincereTheRebel vs. hfswjyr
Alan Shearer The 2nd vs. Danny
7om vs. Pen
Smiffy vs. Raoul Duke
bruhnaldo vs. Panda Bear
Trancemeister vs. Mazuuurk
John Arne vs. Dave.
Davgooner vs. ScousePig
Offshore Toon vs. Byron
Pleb vs. Alex
ItalAussie vs. Bernanke
dino vs. mo
Boydy vs. Demerit
Queenslander vs. mikem
Gray Fox vs. Browning

[Dark Soldier]

Anyway,

Giggles vs. Samadini - me and Sama are tight. I like Giggles 'one post from a stroke' style however.
Lewis vs. Guybrush - Mutual hatred but he carries this board.
wullie vs. five time - The fuck is five time
Mike vs. TG09 - Mad cunt v Welsh cunt
Disco vs. Dan - Disco Dan sounds like a shit Peter Kay character but I'll go for Disco cos a Dan I know is a bit of a gimp.
Baz vs. Bob Sacamano - Mad cunt v :confused:
Sir Andy Mahowry vs. AyDee - From what I can gather, despite being a cloying, desperate little cunt, every forum needs one and some of his posts make sense these days. AyDee fuck knows.
Pepe vs. Max Power - Majestic, long term troll against some lower league shagger who's probably six months away from a noncing charge.
Dark Soldier vs. Clunge - cynical, jaded nu-hipster cunt against one of the best words in the English language. No contest.
Kikó vs. Josh - Who in the name of all holy shit is Josh?
niko_cee vs. thommo - I've heard of niko
Waffdon vs. The Merse - One of these had a drink with MJ and managed not to uppercut his skull into oblivion and iirc it was Waff.
Magic vs. Greg - Greg is a great name, a strong name, the name of the kinda guy who sells you borderline legal DVDs out of a carrier bag in the local boozer whilst smelling faintly of sardines. But MJ is a fantastically fucked up individual and this place has thrived on those for a long time, its the lifeblood of the forum.
Yevrah vs. Nick - Is this the FM Nick? Then yeah, Yev, even though we don't agree on any aspect of life whatsoever.
Ian vs. Boom-Boom-18 - Thick muscular cunt innit, could just duck behind him on a night out and he'd get sent down for ya. Top lad.
John vs. Amigo - Does Amigo still exist?
Jimmy Floyd vs. Spoonsky - Don't think me and Spoonsky have ever agreed on anything and I generally ignore everything he posts. Props to Jimmy for joing the Rainbow Crew™ on here.
mokbull vs. Alex Ferguson - Both dickheads, although not noticed anything from either for a while.
SvN vs. Luke Emia - Overlord v fuck knows. Is he the doctor one?
Bam vs. Henry - Henry has chilled a bit but chipmunk is life.
randomlegend vs. Reg - Or is RL the Doctor one? I wouldn't know, he never seems to mention it. I know another Reg and I fucking hate him so there.
Andy vs. Mellberg - Another I'd take on a night out only to hide behind and let him take the jail time. OG don.
Shindig vs. Manc - Manchester is great but I dunno who the fuck you are. Shindig will always win for his Stewart Lee bit.
Foe vs. Adamski - Should be part of the Rainbow Crew™ but won't seem to admit it. Borderline twink too, which is nice. Adamski :charm:
phonics vs. Spikey M - Played, Spikey.
SincereTheRebel vs. hfswjyr - Gotta be Sincere, even though his opponent reads like the cunt trying to spell 'huzzah'
Alan Shearer The 2nd vs. Danny - I've known of Shearer the longest, that's about it.
7om vs. Pen - Pen I would marry you, you magnificent bastard but Seven is part of the furniture and has been for [insert number of years].
Smiffy vs. Raoul Duke - Another top top mad psychotic cunt and the Twitch stream was wonderful. RD is cool too so don't feel bad mate.
bruhnaldo vs. Panda Bear - Don't really like either but bruh is an embarrassment to the entire human race whereas I can identify with Panda as a fellow hipster twat.
Trancemeister vs. Mazuuurk - Trance has good music taste but its all I know him as. Maz seems perpetually confused and I love him for it.
John Arne vs. Dave. - Riise is a cunt but the poster isn't the fuck is dave.
Davgooner vs. ScousePig - Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaav m8 yes man
Offshore Toon vs. Byron - I knew a Byron at school and his skull resembled a rugby ball. I still fantasise about booting it. Offy is the only other poster I see mention DnB and he seems to have grown up with the board. Used to hate the little shit swear down.
Pleb vs. Alex - Absolute no fucking idea but you all seem to like Alex so him. I won't bore you with the tale of my step-bro called Alex who once lied about putting a man into a coma just to con someone out of £20.
ItalAussie vs. Bernanke - Film taste beats the only woman on the board.
dino vs. mo - Dino bruv I fucking love you but mo has been around since like 2000 and I fear defeat may kill him off.
Boydy vs. Demerit - :wub: Boydy :wub:
Queenslander vs. mikem - I have no idea lets go for the Aussie cunt
Gray Fox vs. Browning - I have no idea lets go for Fox cos Gray > Brown

[Spikey M]

Giggles vs. Samadini - Fuck, Sorry Samma. Post more you cunt.
Lewis vs. Guybrush
wullie vs. five time
Mike vs. TG09
Disco vs. Dan
Baz vs. Bob Sacamano
Sir Andy Mahowry vs. AyDee
Pepe vs. Max Power
igor_balis vs. Limoutsonik
Dark Soldier vs. Clunge
Kikó vs. Josh
niko_cee vs. thommo
Waffdon vs. The Merse - Skating Merse? Fucking hell. Scating would be more acceptable.
Magic vs. Greg
Yevrah vs. Nick
Ian vs. Boom-Boom-18
John vs. Amigo
Jimmy Floyd vs. Spoonsky
mokbull vs. Alex Ferguson
SvN vs. Luke Emia
Bam vs. Henry
randomlegend vs. Reg
Andy vs. Mellberg
Shindig vs. Manc
Foe vs. Adamski
phonics vs. Spikey M
SincereTheRebel vs. hfswjyr
Alan Shearer The 2nd vs. Danny
7om vs. Pen
Smiffy vs. Raoul Duke- Toughy. Soz Tim.
bruhnaldo vs. Panda Bear
Trancemeister vs. Mazuuurk
John Arne vs. Dave.
Davgooner vs. ScousePig
Offshore Toon vs. Byron - Soz Byron. I've still got love.
Pleb vs. Alex
ItalAussie vs. Bernanke
dino vs. mo
Boydy vs. Demerit
Queenslander vs. mikem
Gray Fox vs. Browning

[Kikó]

Who's Josh?

[phonics]

He's Josh.

[Kikó]

asl?

[Pepe]

I'm Josh.

[Pleb]

:cool:

[Disco]

Even Smiffy knows who Josh is.

[Spikey M]

SpikeyJosh

[Greg]

This is bullshit lads - Magic is the most loveable cunt here. Why couldn't I go up against a chancer like Josh?

Thanks for nothing Baz you prick. Don't @ me.

[Bam]

I didn't know we had a Josh or a Greg, that would have been a challenging vote.

[7om]

Giggles vs. Samadini
Lewis vs. Guybrush
wullie vs. five time
Mike vs. TG09
Disco vs. Dan
Baz vs. Bob Sacamano
Sir Andy Mahowry vs. AyDee
Pepe vs. Max Power
igor_balis vs. Limoutsonik
Dark Soldier vs. Clunge
Kikó vs. Josh
niko_cee vs. thommo
Waffdon vs. The Merse
Magic vs. Greg
Yevrah vs. Nick
Ian vs. Boom-Boom-18
John vs. Amigo
Jimmy Floyd vs. Spoonsky
mokbull vs. Alex Ferguson
SvN vs. Luke Emia
Bam vs. Henry
randomlegend vs. Reg
Andy vs. Mellberg
Shindig vs. Manc
Foe vs. Adamski
phonics vs. Spikey M
SincereTheRebel vs. hfswjyr
Alan Shearer The 2nd vs. Danny
7om vs. Pen
Smiffy vs. Raoul Duke
bruhnaldo vs. Panda Bear
Trancemeister vs. Mazuuurk
John Arne vs. Dave
Davgooner vs. ScousePig
Offshore Toon vs. Byron
Pleb vs. Alex
ItalAussie vs. Bernanke
dino vs. mo
Boydy vs. Demerit
Queenslander vs. mikem
Gray Fox vs. Browning

Lol at Baz conning us all into doing a snidey WDYTOE.

[Baz]

What does everyone reckon the final will be?

[Lewis]

Webly vs the runner-up

[Lewis]

Webly vs the runner-up

Webly vs the runner-up

[Spikey M]

Josh vs Reg.

[SincereTheRebel]

Giggles vs. Samadini
Lewis vs. Guybrush
wullie vs. five time
Mike vs. TG09
Disco vs. Dan
Baz vs. Bob Sacamano
Sir Andy Mahowry vs. AyDee
Pepe vs. Max Power
igor_balis vs. Limoutsonik
Dark Soldier vs. Clunge
Kikó vs. Josh
niko_cee vs. thommo
Waffdon vs. The Merse
Magic vs. Greg
Yevrah vs. Nick
Ian vs. Boom-Boom-18
John vs. Amigo
Jimmy Floyd vs. Spoonsky
mokbull vs. Alex Ferguson
SvN vs. Luke Emia
Bam vs. Henry
randomlegend vs. Reg
Andy vs. Mellberg
Shindig vs. Manc
Foe vs. Adamski
phonics vs. Spikey M
SincereTheRebel vs. hfswjyr
Alan Shearer The 2nd vs. Danny
7om vs. Pen
Smiffy vs. Raoul Duke
bruhnaldo vs. Panda Bear
Trancemeister vs. Mazuuurk
John Arne vs. Dave.
Davgooner vs. ScousePig
Offshore Toon vs. Byron
Pleb vs. Alex
ItalAussie vs. Bernanke
dino vs. mo
Boydy vs. Demerit
Queenslander vs. Mikem
Gray Fox vs. Browning

[Josh]

This is bullshit lads - Magic is the most loveable cunt here. Why couldn't I go up against a chancer like Josh?

Thanks for nothing Baz you prick. Don't @ me.

I would have fucking had you m8

[randomlegend]

How long is the voting open for each round?

[Disco]

Winner announced at christmas.

[Baz]

How long is the voting open for each round?Until people stop voting. There’s no time frame until the quarter finals.

[Pepe]

Pleb vs Pleb

[Danny]

Giggles vs. Samadini
Lewis vs. Guybrush
wullie vs. five time
Mike vs. TG09
Disco vs. Dan
Baz vs. Bob Sacamano
Sir Andy Mahowry vs. AyDee
Pepe vs. Max Power
igor_balis vs. Limoutsonik
Dark Soldier vs. Clunge
Kikó vs. Josh
niko_cee vs. thommo
Waffdon vs. The Merse
Magic vs. Greg
Yevrah vs. Nick
Ian vs. Boom-Boom-18
John vs. Amigo
Jimmy Floyd vs. Spoonsky
mokbull vs. Alex Ferguson
SvN vs. Luke Emia
Bam vs. Henry
randomlegend vs. Reg
Andy vs. Mellberg
Shindig vs. Manc
Foe vs. Adamski
phonics vs. Spikey M
SincereTheRebel vs. hfswjyr
Alan Shearer The 2nd vs. Danny
7om vs. Pen
Smiffy vs. Raoul Duke
bruhnaldo vs. Panda Bear
Trancemeister vs. Mazuuurk
John Arne vs. Dave.
Davgooner vs. ScousePig
Offshore Toon vs. Byron
Pleb vs. Alex
ItalAussie vs. Bernanke
dino vs. mo
Boydy vs. Demerit
Queenslander vs. mikem
Gray Fox vs. Browning

Some hard ones in there

[Panda Bear]

How you vote between me and bruhnaldo is clearly divided along class lines.

[Spikey M]

Hipster lines.

[Bam]

No, its because you're a prick and he isn't.

[Baz]

No, its because you're a prick and he isn't.
:D

[Spikey M]

Bam vs Panda

[Panda Bear]

No, its because you're a prick and he isn't.Definitely class lines.

[randomlegend]

Definitely class lines.

Ooft.

[Pepe]

How you vote between me and bruhnaldo is clearly divided along class lines.

Never posting doesn't help your cause.

[Pleb]

Just end the tournament already and give the trophy to me :chief:

[Ian]

I think you'll find the however-many-time champ has announced me the favourite, Pleb.

I'm gonna be the Jericho to the Rock/Austin double-header when I win this.

An underbooked disappointment.

[Panda Bear]

Never posting doesn't help your cause.That critical point aside, bruhnaldo is a genuinely down-to-earth, nice person who just wants to become part of the furniture. He can definitely do better than Applebee's, though.

[Danny]

Oof now I am thinking about changing my vote. I forgot about the Applebees fiasco.

[Bam]

That critical point aside, bruhnaldo is a genuinely down-to-earth, nice person who just wants to become part of the furniture. He can definitely do better than Applebee's, though.

You're so pathetic, I hope you still have your silver flask. :wanker:

[Panda Bear]

You're so pathetic, I hope you still have your silver flask. :wanker:Look, we're both adults here. If you were ever going to be anything more in life than what you are now, you would be. Can't we just accept that and get along?

[Spikey M]

Says the 40 year old at College.

[Lewis]

lol at flask boy.

[Pepe]

:lol:

[Spikey M]

I trust anyone that didn't vote for Bruh is correcting their oversight?

[Panda Bear]

Says the 40 year old at College.We're the same age, you dingbat.

[Spikey M]

Look, I've had to amend my age based insults from 30 to 40 due to my own proximoty and I'm having personality crisis. ALRIGHT?

[Panda Bear]

Look, I've had to amend my age based insults from 30 to 40 due to my own proximoty and I'm having personality crisis. ALRIGHT?*proximity

[Bam]

Look, we're both adults here. If you were ever going to be anything more in life than what you are now, you would be. Can't we just accept that and get along?

Well I've run my own successful company for many years that's done me well, what have you done?

Let me guess, opened a vegan bistro that flopped? :charm:

[Panda Bear]

Good for you. And what part of London do you live in, exactly?

[randomlegend]

Whose dad would batter whose dad though?

[Bam]

Essex, why?

[Lewis]

I bet that flask is keeping his tears warm lmao.

[Panda Bear]

Are you "successful" because you own a home in Jaywick?

[Bam]

Whose dad would batter whose dad though?

My Dad, without question.

[Spikey M]

Are you "successful" because you own a home in Jaywick?

Properly rattled.

[Offshore Toon]

You're only successful if you own a loft in Shoreditch and have two pet transvestites.

[Bam]

Are you "successful" because you own a home in Jaywick?


Yeah. Fire again.

[Bam]

How has Jaywick got to Canada?

[Spikey M]

He's seething enough to Google 'worst place in Essex'.

[Panda Bear]

How has Jaywick got to Canada?
If you didn't know, you can find the news online.

[Bam]

You look for news on Jaywick? Ok.

Must be looking for a brass or something.

[Panda Bear]

http://thetempleton.ca/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/2018_Revision_Menu_1-page-001.jpg
Just got here, and I'm thinking Pulled Pork Pancakes.

Thoughts?

[Disco]

Classic Benny.

[Lewis]

The 'Mangled Eggs' sound like a winner.

[Danny]

Didn’t take long for a meltdown

[Spikey M]

Is a Classic Benny just a shit tonne of Chorizo?

[Baz]

Greg was the first chimpout, now this. :drool:

[Panda Bear]

How come I'm the one who had a meltdown when Bam is the one who bragged about owning a company? :(

[Bam]

:roflol:

[Panda Bear]

More importantly, I got a pulled pork benny and a chocolate milkshake.

[Panda Bear]

:roflol::panda:

[Disco]

Is a Classic Benny just a shit tonne of Chorizo?

That would be Nouvelle Benny.

[Lewis]

Extra thin-skinned chorizo MELTED DOWN into nothing.

[Panda Bear]

I also had a line about how Bam signed his wedding certificate with an X to imply he's illiterate, but I couldn't find a way to work it in smoothly.

[Panda Bear]

And by smooth, I mean clearly being out of my element trying to insult someone. 😎

[Bam]

Enjoy your meal

[Panda Bear]

Enjoy your mealAlready ate and gone.

Is all day breakfast/brunch a thing in Britain?

[Panda Bear]

https://i.imgur.com/ADun2uT.jpg
Am out and about with the wife. Check it.

[mugbull]

How cool, a water bottle

[Spikey M]

What a weird Fleshlight.

[Panda Bear]

How cool, a water bottle
It's a flask.

[mugbull]

I had one of those before. It exploded. It’s a water bottle.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

The 'Mangled Eggs' sound like a winner.

Something about a woman on menopause.

[igor_balis]

Some very evenly matched posters on here, I think the draws will be decisive. Well, for runner up etc anyway. Lewis is winning this at a canter, especially now the bitter sensitive posters have either fucked off (rip hammer) or gotten over themselves/gotten Stockholm syndrome (alright).

[Queenslander]

If mikem posted more Id be out.

[Greg]

I forgot to do a list:

Giggles vs. Samadini
Lewis vs. Guybrush
wullie vs. five time
Mike vs. TG09
Disco vs. Dan
Baz vs. Bob Sacamano
Sir Andy Mahowry vs. AyDee
Pepe vs. Max Power
igor_balis vs. Limoutsonik
Dark Soldier vs. Clunge
Kikó vs. Josh
niko_cee vs. thommo
Waffdon vs. The Merse
Magic vs. Greg
Yevrah vs. Nick
Ian vs. Boom-Boom-18
John vs. Amigo
Jimmy Floyd vs. Spoonsky
mokbull vs. Alex Ferguson
SvN vs. Luke Emia
Bam vs. Henry
randomlegend vs. Reg
Andy vs. Mellberg
Shindig vs. Manc
Foe vs. Adamski
phonics vs. Spikey M
SincereTheRebel vs. hfswjyr
Alan Shearer The 2nd vs. Danny
7om vs. Pen
Smiffy vs. Raoul Duke
bruhnaldo vs. Panda Bear
Trancemeister vs. Mazuuurk
John Arne vs. Dave.
Davgooner vs. ScousePig
Offshore Toon vs. Byron
Pleb vs. Alex
ItalAussie vs. Bernanke
dino vs. mo
Boydy vs. Demerit
Queenslander vs. mikem
Gray Fox vs. Browning

[Samadini]

Giggles vs. Samadini
Lewis vs. Guybrush
wullie vs. five time
Mike vs. TG09
Disco vs. Dan
Baz vs. Bob Sacamano
Sir Andy Mahowry vs. AyDee
Pepe vs. Max Power
igor_balis vs. Limoutsonik
Dark Soldier vs. Clunge
Kikó vs. Josh
niko_cee vs. thommo
Waffdon vs. The Merse
Magic vs. Greg
Yevrah vs. Nick
Ian vs. Boom-Boom-18
John vs. Amigo
Jimmy Floyd vs. Spoonsky
mokbull vs. Alex Ferguson
SvN vs. Luke Emia
Bam vs. Henry
randomlegend vs. Reg
Andy vs. Mellberg
Shindig vs. Manc
Foe vs. Adamski
phonics vs. Spikey M
SincereTheRebel vs. hfswjyr
Alan Shearer The 2nd vs. Danny
7om vs. Pen
Smiffy vs. Raoul Duke
bruhnaldo vs. Panda Bear
Trancemeister vs. Mazuuurk
John Arne vs. Dave.
Davgooner vs. ScousePig
Offshore Toon vs. Byron
Pleb vs. Alex
ItalAussie vs. Bernanke
dino vs. mo
Boydy vs. Demerit
Queenslander vs. mikem
Gray Fox vs. Browning

[Samadini]

Webly vs the runner-up

Remember when half the posts on the board were quotes and "This"?

This.

The other half were cringey safety wink posts ;);)Spoiler:

[Bam]

:thbgrin:

[Spikey M]

:eyemouth:

[Samadini]

Played, Spikey.

[-james-]

:eyemouth:

[-james-]

Warn me, bishes.

[Spikey M]

The spoilers that were actually log out links were the best.

[-james-]

The spoilers that were actually log out links were the best.

The most Baz thing ever.

[bruhnaldo]

"bruh is an embarrassment to the entire human race"

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/dc41.gif

[bruhnaldo]

I can't believe I've managed to get a vote against someone whose name invokes images of the cutest fucking animal on the planet.

I CAN believe Baz is the one who did this, though.

[randomlegend]

I wish I'd voted bruh but vote-changing is for sex pests so sorry lad.

[Disco]

Yeah, Jord not exactly vindicating what seemed like a simple choice at the time.

[SincereTheRebel]

Under 30 entries so far. How many until voting closes?

[Spoonsky]

I've been robbed by the draw.

Giggles vs. Samadini
Lewis vs. Guybrush
wullie vs. five time
Mike vs. TG09
Disco vs. Dan
Baz vs. Bob Sacamano
Sir Andy Mahowry vs. AyDee
Pepe vs. Max Power
igor_balis vs. Limoutsonik
Dark Soldier vs. Clunge
Kikó vs. Josh
niko_cee vs. thommo
Waffdon vs. The Merse
Magic vs. Greg
Yevrah vs. Nick
Ian vs. Boom-Boom-18
John vs. Amigo
Jimmy Floyd vs. Spoonsky
mokbull vs. Alex Ferguson
SvN vs. Luke Emia
Bam vs. Henry
randomlegend vs. Reg
Andy vs. Mellberg
Shindig vs. Manc
Foe vs. Adamski
phonics vs. Spikey M
SincereTheRebel vs. hfswjyr
Alan Shearer The 2nd vs. Danny
7om vs. Pen
Smiffy vs. Raoul Duke
bruhnaldo vs. Panda Bear
Trancemeister vs. Mazuuurk
John Arne vs. Dave.
Davgooner vs. ScousePig
Offshore Toon vs. Byron
Pleb vs. Alex
ItalAussie vs. Bernanke
dino vs. mo
Boydy vs. Demerit
Queenslander vs. mikem
Gray Fox vs. Browning

[Panda Bear]

Yeah, Jord not exactly vindicating what seemed like a simple choice at the time.
I had a lot of fun in the thread yesterday, though, so there's that going for me.

[mugbull]

Why you ain’t voting for yourself Spoon? Confidence, boy

[Giggles]

​Giggles vs. Samadini
Lewis vs. Guybrush
wullie vs. five time
Mike vs. TG09
Disco vs. Dan
Baz vs. Bob Sacamano
Sir Andy Mahowry vs. AyDee
Pepe vs. Max Power
igor_balis vs. Limoutsonik
Dark Soldier vs. Clunge
Kikó vs. Josh
niko_cee vs. thommo
Waffdon vs. The Merse
Magic vs. Greg
Yevrah vs. Nick
Ian vs. Boom-Boom-18
John vs. Amigo
Jimmy Floyd vs. Spoonsky
mokbull vs. Alex Ferguson
SvN vs. Luke Emia
Bam vs. Henry
randomlegend vs. Reg - only close one so far.
Andy vs. Mellberg
Shindig vs. Manc
Foe vs. Adamski
phonics vs. Spikey M - even closer.
SincereTheRebel vs. hfswjyr
Alan Shearer The 2nd vs. Danny
7om vs. Pen
Smiffy vs. Raoul Duke
bruhnaldo vs. Panda Bear
Trancemeister vs. Mazuuurk
John Arne vs. Dave.
Davgooner vs. ScousePig
Offshore Toon vs. Byron
Pleb vs. Alex
ItalAussie vs. Bernanke
dino vs. mo
Boydy vs. Demerit
Queenslander vs. mikem
Gray Fox vs. Browning

Extremely straightforward.

[Panda Bear]

I can't believe I've managed to get a vote against someone whose name invokes images of the cutest fucking animal on the planet.

I CAN believe Baz is the one who did this, though.Have more faith in yourself.

[Panda Bear]

Alright, I admit it--I'm bothered. I'm bothered at the idea of you people thinking that was a genuine meltdown instead of me having fun with the art of crafting insults made as poorly as the crafts of a young child with cerebellar hypoplasia. I'll even have a meltdown about this very subject of meltdowns if I need to, and I know how that spirals.

I'll even admit that I've been on campus all day waiting for a god damned thing to finish at a 3D printer, and I'm using this post as a means to make the 9th hour go faster. I'll go one step further and admit that I've edited this post a lot to drag myself through life even longer. It's going on eight minutes now, and I doubt that I could have spent those minutes more wisely than this considering how the day is going.

[Disco]

Ah, the stage 2 meltdown. Nice.

[Panda Bear]

Am I being gaslit?

[Disco]

Sure, why not.

[Baz]

Giggles vs. Samadini
Lewis vs. Guybrush
wullie vs. five time
Mike vs. TG09
Disco vs. Dan
Baz vs. Bob Sacamano
Sir Andy Mahowry vs. AyDee
Pepe vs. Max Power
igor_balis vs. Limoutsonik
Dark Soldier vs. Clunge
Kikó vs. Josh
niko_cee vs. thommo
Waffdon vs. The Merse
Magic vs. Greg
Yevrah vs. Nick
Ian vs. Boom-Boom-18
John vs. Amigo
Jimmy Floyd vs. Spoonsky
mokbull vs. Alex Ferguson
SvN vs. Luke Emia
Bam vs. Henry
randomlegend vs. Reg
Andy vs. Mellberg
Shindig vs. Manc
Foe vs. Adamski
phonics vs. Spikey M
SincereTheRebel vs. hfswjyr
Alan Shearer The 2nd vs. Danny
7om vs. Pen
Smiffy vs. Raoul Duke
bruhnaldo vs. Panda Bear
Trancemeister vs. Mazuuurk
John Arne vs. Dave.
Davgooner vs. ScousePig
Offshore Toon vs. Byron
Pleb vs. Alex
ItalAussie vs. Bernanke
dino vs. mo
Boydy vs. Demerit
Queenslander vs. mikem
Gray Fox vs. Browning

Are you really doing this? :moop:


randomlegend vs. RegYou've not picked one.

[Baz]

listYou deleted

igor_balis vs. Limoutsonik

Wanna pick one?

[Panda Bear]

Giggles vs. Samadini
Lewis vs. Guybrush
wullie vs. five time
Mike vs. TG09
Disco vs. Dan
Baz vs. Bob Sacamano
Sir Andy Mahowry vs. AyDee
Pepe vs. Max Power
igor_balis vs. Limoutsonik
Dark Soldier vs. Clunge
Kikó vs. Josh
niko_cee vs. thommo
Waffdon vs. The Merse
Magic vs. Greg
Yevrah vs. Nick
Ian vs. Boom-Boom-18
John vs. Amigo
Jimmy Floyd vs. Spoonsky
mokbull vs. Alex Ferguson
SvN vs. Luke Emia
Bam vs. Henry
randomlegend vs. Reg
Andy vs. Mellberg
Shindig vs. Manc
Foe vs. Adamski
phonics vs. Spikey M
SincereTheRebel vs. hfswjyr
Alan Shearer The 2nd vs. Danny
7om vs. Pen
Smiffy vs. Raoul Duke
bruhnaldo vs. Panda Bear
Trancemeister vs. Mazuuurk
John Arne vs. Dave.
Davgooner vs. ScousePig
Offshore Toon vs. Byron
Pleb vs. Alex
ItalAussie vs. Bernanke
dino vs. mo
Boydy vs. Demerit
Queenslander vs. mikem
Gray Fox vs. Browning

[Giggles]

Why is this fucking pox just picking one or two of them? Attention?

[Baz]

Why is this fucking pox just picking one or two of them? Attention?

I presume he's picking the ones he thinks are gonna be clean sweeps. He's wrong though.

Then again, a safer bet than mahow would have been Lewis so who knows. :sorry:

I'll let the votes count though.

[Panda Bear]

Why is this fucking pox just picking one or two of them? Attention?Threads like these are toxic and only serve to deepen antagonisms between people, so I see them as opportunities to dick around for my own amusement.

I typically like everyone on here--yes, even dour bags like you and Bam who certainly don't like me--so even were I to participate in this properly, I would feel bad ranking people.

On a different note, my 3D print is at 98% completion.

[Baz]

Threads like these are toxic and only serve to deepen antagonisms between people, so I see them as opportunities to dick around for my own amusement.

I typically like everyone on here--yes, even dour bags like you and Bam who certainly don't like me--so even were I to participate in this properly, I would feel bad ranking people.I get that.

Sure you don't wanna bold anyone else though?

[Baz]

Giggles vs. Samadini
Lewis vs. Guybrush
wullie vs. five time
Mike vs. TG09
Disco vs. Dan
Baz vs. Bob Sacamano
Sir Andy Mahowry vs. AyDee
Pepe vs. Max Power
igor_balis vs. Limoutsonik
Dark Soldier vs. Clunge
Kikó vs. Josh
niko_cee vs. thommo
Waffdon vs. The Merse
Magic vs. Greg
Yevrah vs. Nick
Ian vs. Boom-Boom-18
John vs. Amigo
Jimmy Floyd vs. Spoonsky
mokbull vs. Alex Ferguson
SvN vs. Luke Emia
Bam vs. Henry
randomlegend vs. Reg
Andy vs. Mellberg
Shindig vs. Manc
Foe vs. Adamski
phonics vs. Spikey M
SincereTheRebel vs. hfswjyr
Alan Shearer The 2nd vs. Danny
7om vs. Pen
Smiffy vs. Raoul Duke
bruhnaldo vs. Panda Bear
Trancemeister vs. Mazuuurk
John Arne vs. Dave.
Davgooner vs. ScousePig
Offshore Toon vs. Byron
Pleb vs. Alex
ItalAussie vs. Bernanke
dino vs. mo
Boydy vs. Demerit
Queenslander vs. mikem
Gray Fox vs. Browning

[Giggles]

Threads like these are toxic and only serve to deepen antagonisms between people, so I see them as opportunities to dick around for my own amusement.

I typically like everyone on here--yes, even dour bags like you and Bam who certainly don't like me--so even were I to participate in this properly, I would feel bad ranking people.

On a different note, my 3D print is at 98% completion.

Nobody sees them as anything other than a laugh. It's actually the exact opposite to what you're saying, you're taking it far too seriously and it's only a joke to everyone else.

And in fairness, you've just called me a dour bag and I've somehow managed to survive, so do you think I'll top myself if you bold Samadinis name?

[randomlegend]

You should set a time limit on this or you'll have votes trickling in until the end of time.

[Baz]

You should set a time limit on this or you'll have votes trickling in until the end of time.

Maybe.

Only had 27 votes so far (including Panda's gamebreaker) so hopefully still plenty to come.

If you can't be bothered bolding on your phone (@Waffdon) just delete the loser?

I'll let it run 'til Friday, I reckon.

Group stages will be posted on Friday afternoon. Voting for the qualifying round closes at 2PM on Friday 8th February.

[Waffdon]

Giggles
Lewis
wullie
Mike
Disco
Baz
Sir Andy Mahowry
Pepe
igor_balis
Dark Soldier
Kikó
niko_cee
The Merse
Magic
Yevrah
Ian
John
Jimmy Floyd
mokbull
SvN
Bam
Reg
Mellberg
Manc
Foe
phonics
SincereTheRebel
Danny
Pen
Raoul Duke
bruhnaldo
Mazuuurk
John Arne
Davgooner
Offshore Toon
Alex
Bernanke
dino
Boydy
Queenslander
Browning

Pepe v Max was the hardest tie of all time

[Baz]

Nobody sees them as anything other than a laugh. It's actually the exact opposite to what you're saying, you're taking it far too seriously and it's only a joke to everyone else.

And in fairness, you've just called me a dour bag and I've somehow managed to survive, so do you think I'll top myself if you bold Samadinis name?https://i.imgur.com/M05iHQn.jpg

[Giggles]

:D

[Gray Fox]

Giggles vs. Samadini
Lewis vs. Guybrush
wullie vs. five time
Mike vs. TG09
Disco vs. Dan
Baz vs. Bob Sacamano
Sir Andy Mahowry vs. AyDee
Pepe vs. Max Power
igor_balis vs. Limoutsonik
Dark Soldier vs. Clunge
Kikó vs. Josh
niko_cee vs. thommo
Waffdon vs. The Merse
Magic vs. Greg
Yevrah vs. Nick
Ian vs. Boom-Boom-18
John vs. Amigo
Jimmy Floyd vs. Spoonsky
mokbull vs. Alex Ferguson
SvN vs. Luke Emia
Bam vs. Henry
randomlegend vs. Reg
Andy vs. Mellberg
Shindig vs. Manc
Foe vs. Adamski
phonics vs. Spikey M
SincereTheRebel vs. hfswjyr
Alan Shearer The 2nd vs. Danny
7om vs. Pen
Smiffy vs. Raoul Duke
bruhnaldo vs. Panda Bear
Trancemeister vs. Mazuuurk
John Arne vs. Dave.
Davgooner vs. ScousePig
Offshore Toon vs. Byron
Pleb vs. Alex
ItalAussie vs. Bernanke
dino vs. mo
Boydy vs. Demerit
Queenslander vs. mikem
Gray Fox vs. Browning


Tough draw. Can't wait to see a MELTDOWN or two once this gets to the business end.

[Panda Bear]

Nobody sees them as anything other than a laugh. It's actually the exact opposite to what you're saying, you're taking it far too seriously and it's only a joke to everyone else.

And in fairness, you've just called me a dour bag and I've somehow managed to survive, so do you think I'll top myself if you bold Samadinis name?This is interesting for me to consider as I've always read everyone's submissions as sincere affairs. There's enough history of people having meltdowns to support the idea that I'm not the only one who does so. For example, I don't see how bruhnaldo or I could read Dark Soldier's comments on us and come away thinking, "well he's having a laugh" rather than "well fuck, that's unfortunate to hear." People have a natural need to feel like they belong, and these kinds of threads can pierce that for better or worse. Whenever I've done this kind of thing, I've always worried how people are going to feel.

I wonder how much of my understanding for this comes down to a British-Canadian cultural gap, my tendency to take things at face value, and how that plays into my always having been half in-half out on this board.

The problem with me posting things like this is that they're self-reflexive, which means other people take them self-indulgent monologues. I'd argue that I'm part of a group including the likes of Hammer that just don't "get" forums.

I've always thought it strange how cavalier you are with insulting or dismissing people, but that probably ties into the gap mentioned above.

As for calling you a dour bag, you called me a pox. :Panda:

[Giggles]

I know, but I don't care that you called me a dour bag (I am) and I didn't mean all that much by pox (it's a Dublin figure of speech).

[Jimmy Floyd]

British culture 101 is basically that *nothing* should be taken at face value. That includes your (Panda's) posts though.

[Mazuuurk]

I remember we did one of these back in the hayday when everyone was at uni and drunk most of the time. I was like 3rd or 4th or something and everyone started arguing that "he's good but not really that good is he?". IIRC, it was a bit like I was being managed by Mourinho that whole tournament. Peak achievement, CV stuff.

[Offshore Toon]

Giggles vs. Samadini
Lewis vs. Guybrush
wullie vs. five time
Mike vs. TG09
Disco vs. Dan
Baz vs. Bob Sacamano
Sir Andy Mahowry vs. AyDee
Pepe vs. Max Power
igor_balis vs. Limoutsonik
Dark Soldier vs. Clunge
Kikó vs. Josh
niko_cee vs. thommo
Waffdon vs. The Merse
Magic vs. Greg
Yevrah vs. Nick
Ian vs. Boom-Boom-18
John vs. Amigo
Jimmy Floyd vs. Spoonsky
mokbull vs. Alex Ferguson
SvN vs. Luke Emia
Bam vs. Henry
randomlegend vs. Reg
Andy vs. Mellberg
Shindig vs. Manc
Foe vs. Adamski
phonics vs. Spikey M
SincereTheRebel vs. hfswjyr
Alan Shearer The 2nd vs. Danny
7om vs. Pen
Smiffy vs. Raoul Duke
bruhnaldo vs. Panda Bear
Trancemeister vs. Mazuuurk
John Arne vs. Dave
Davgooner vs. ScousePig
Offshore Toon vs. Byron
Pleb vs. Alex
ItalAussie vs. Bernanke
dino vs. mo
Boydy vs. Demerit
Queenslander vs. mikem
Gray Fox vs. Browning

[Spikey M]

British (and Irish too) culture depends heavily on being snarky and sarcastic. To the extent that If you're positive and praising of people then people will assume you're either being insincere or trying to sell them something.

Being British (Irish), at it's core is being able to laugh at yourself. If you take things to heart you're in for a bumpy ride.

I suspect that's probably why Bruhnaldo has flounced off on occasion. To an American it feels like bullying but In reality, being cunted off is being included.

[Offshore Toon]

Also, what has happened to Bam these days? He seems to have a problem with everything, like Giggles but without the humour. Whatever happened to the fun-loving 30-year-old sending voice clips to teenagers on MSN?

[Spikey M]

Brexit has them all feeling brave.

[Raoul Duke]

Also, what has happened to Bam these days? He seems to have a problem with everything, like Giggles but without the humour. Whatever happened to the fun-loving 30-year-old sending voice clips to teenagers on MSN?

Operation Yewtree

[Panda Bear]

TIL that I'm in idiot. :cool:

[Panda Bear]

Well, we know that Bam owns a successful business in Exeter and does not own a home in Jaywick.

So he's got that going for him whatever the business may be. He should post in the Jobs thread as the blue collar SvN.

[Disco]

The commute would be a little punishing.

[Panda Bear]

Actually, maybe you could make a killing as a Jaywick slumlord. Rent's rent.

[Spikey M]

There's not a single person in Jaywick paying rent.

[Panda Bear]

There's not a single person in Jaywick paying rent.
Sex rent?

[Spikey M]

Yes.

A moonshine shed would probably be the most viable business though.

[Dark Soldier]

You deleted

igor_balis vs. Limoutsonik

Wanna pick one?

lets go balis cos fuck knows about either

[Dark Soldier]

For example, I don't see how bruhnaldo or I could read Dark Soldier's comments on us and come away thinking, "well he's having a laugh" rather than "well fuck, that's unfortunate to hear."

If it makes you feel any better being a hipster twat is a good thing, embrace it.

[Mike]

:D
Heartbroken! :D

[Baz]

30 votes!

Keep 'em up.

[thommo]

Giggles vs. Samadini
Lewis vs. Guybrush
wullie vs. five time
Mike vs. TG09
Disco vs. Dan
Baz vs. Bob Sacamano
Sir Andy Mahowry vs. AyDee
Pepe vs. Max Power
igor_balis vs. Limoutsonik
Dark Soldier vs. Clunge
Kikó vs. Josh
niko_cee vs. thommo
Waffdon vs. The Merse
Magic vs. Greg
Yevrah vs. Nick
Ian vs. Boom-Boom-18
John vs. Amigo
Jimmy Floyd vs. Spoonsky
mokbull vs. Alex Ferguson
SvN vs. Luke Emia
Bam vs. Henry
randomlegend vs. Reg
Andy vs. Mellberg
Shindig vs. Manc
Foe vs. Adamski
phonics vs. Spikey M
SincereTheRebel vs. hfswjyr
Alan Shearer The 2nd vs. Danny
7om vs. Pen
Smiffy vs. Raoul Duke
bruhnaldo vs. Panda Bear
Trancemeister vs. Mazuuurk
John Arne vs. Dave
Davgooner vs. ScousePig
Offshore Toon vs. Byron
Pleb vs. Alex
ItalAussie vs. Bernanke
dino vs. mo
Boydy vs. Demerit
Queenslander vs. mikem
Gray Fox vs. Browning

[bruhnaldo]

Can't believe my general existence has donned Panda into this huge meltdown :drool:

I really am turning a new leaf around here.

[Baz]

Adamski, Alan Shearer The 2nd, Alex, Alex Ferguson, Amigo, Andy, AyDee, Bernanke, Bob Sacamano, Boom-Boom-18, Browning, bruhnaldo, Byron, CJay, Clunge, Dan, Davgooner, Demerit, five time, Foe, Guybrush, Henry, hfswjyr, igor_balis, ItalAussie, John, John Arne, Josh, Kikó, Limoutsonik, Luke Emia, Magic, Manc, Max Power, Mazuuurk, Mellberg, Mike, mikem, @mo, mugbull, Nick, Patje, Pen, Queenslander, Raoul Duke, Reg, ScousePig, Shindig, Smjffy, Spikey M, TG09, The Merse, Trancemeister, wullie, Yevrah

You've not voted. (Apologies if you have.)

[Spikey M]

Giggles vs. Samadini - Fuck, Sorry Samma. Post more you cunt.
Lewis vs. Guybrush
wullie vs. five time
Mike vs. TG09
Disco vs. Dan
Baz vs. Bob Sacamano
Sir Andy Mahowry vs. AyDee
Pepe vs. Max Power
igor_balis vs. Limoutsonik
Dark Soldier vs. Clunge
Kikó vs. Josh
niko_cee vs. thommo
Waffdon vs. The Merse - Skating Merse? Fucking hell. Scating would be more acceptable.
Magic vs. Greg
Yevrah vs. Nick
Ian vs. Boom-Boom-18
John vs. Amigo
Jimmy Floyd vs. Spoonsky
mokbull vs. Alex Ferguson
SvN vs. Luke Emia
Bam vs. Henry
randomlegend vs. Reg
Andy vs. Mellberg
Shindig vs. Manc
Foe vs. Adamski
phonics vs. Spikey M
SincereTheRebel vs. hfswjyr
Alan Shearer The 2nd vs. Danny
7om vs. Pen
Smiffy vs. Raoul Duke- Toughy. Soz Tim.
bruhnaldo vs. Panda Bear
Trancemeister vs. Mazuuurk
John Arne vs. Dave.
Davgooner vs. ScousePig
Offshore Toon vs. Byron - Soz Byron. I've still got love.
Pleb vs. Alex
ItalAussie vs. Bernanke
dino vs. mo
Boydy vs. Demerit
Queenslander vs. mikem
Gray Fox vs. Browning

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[Baz]

BazBlame my VLOOKUP not realising SpikeyM is Spikey M. Soz.

[Mazuuurk]

Giggles vs. Samadini
Lewis vs. Guybrush
wullie vs. five time
Mike vs. TG09
Disco vs. Dan
Baz vs. Bob Sacamano
Sir Andy Mahowry vs. AyDee
Pepe vs. Max Power
igor_balis vs. Limoutsonik
Dark Soldier vs. Clunge - DS you my main hoe darlin'
Kikó vs. Josh
niko_cee vs. thommo
Waffdon vs. The Merse
Magic vs. Greg
Yevrah vs. Nick
Ian vs. Boom-Boom-18
John vs. Amigo
Jimmy Floyd vs. Spoonsky
mokbull vs. Alex Ferguson
SvN vs. Luke Emia
Bam vs. Henry
randomlegend vs. Reg
Andy vs. Mellberg
Shindig vs. Manc
Foe vs. Adamski
phonics vs. Spikey M
SincereTheRebel vs. hfswjyr
Alan Shearer The 2nd vs. Danny
7om vs. Pen
Smiffy vs. Raoul Duke
bruhnaldo vs. Panda Bear
Trancemeister vs. Mazuuurk
John Arne vs. Dave
Davgooner vs. ScousePig
Offshore Toon vs. Byron
Pleb vs. Alex
ItalAussie vs. Bernanke
dino vs. mo
Boydy vs. Demerit
Queenslander vs. mikem
Gray Fox vs. Browning

[Raoul Duke]

Giggles vs. Samadini
Lewis vs. Guybrush
wullie vs. five time
Mike vs. TG09
Disco vs. Dan
Baz vs. Bob Sacamano
Sir Andy Mahowry vs. AyDee
Pepe vs. Max Power
igor_balis vs. Limoutsonik
Dark Soldier vs. Clunge
Kikó vs. Josh
niko_cee vs. thommo
Waffdon vs. The Merse
Magic vs. Greg
Yevrah vs. Nick
Ian vs. Boom-Boom-18
John vs. Amigo
Jimmy Floyd vs. Spoonsky
mokbull vs. Alex Ferguson
SvN vs. Luke Emia
Bam vs. Henry
randomlegend vs. Reg
Andy vs. Mellberg
Shindig vs. Manc
Foe vs. Adamski
phonics vs. Spikey M
SincereTheRebel vs. hfswjyr
Alan Shearer The 2nd vs. Danny
7om vs. Pen
Smiffy vs. Raoul Duke
bruhnaldo vs. Panda Bear
Trancemeister vs. Mazuuurk
John Arne vs. Dave.
Davgooner vs. ScousePig
Offshore Toon vs. Byron
Pleb vs. Alex
ItalAussie vs. Bernanke
dino vs. mo
Boydy vs. Demerit
Queenslander vs. mikem
Gray Fox vs. Browning

[JPA]

Baz, are you unemployed by any chance?

[Baz]

Baz, are you unemployed by any chance?No.

[Queenslander]

Giggles vs. Samadini
Lewis vs. Guybrush
wullie vs. five time
Mike vs. TG09
Disco vs. Dan
Baz vs. Bob Sacamano
Sir Andy Mahowry vs. AyDee
Pepe vs. Max Power
igor_balis vs. Limoutsonik
Dark Soldier vs. Clunge
Kikó vs. Josh
niko_cee vs. thommo
Waffdon vs. The Merse
Magic vs. Greg
Yevrah vs. Nick
Ian vs. Boom-Boom-18
John vs. Amigo
Jimmy Floyd vs. Spoonsky
mokbull vs. Alex Ferguson
SvN vs. Luke Emia
Bam vs. Henry
randomlegend vs. Reg
Andy vs. Mellberg
Shindig vs. Manc
Foe vs. Adamski
phonics vs. Spikey M
SincereTheRebel vs. hfswjyr
Alan Shearer The 2nd vs. Danny
7om vs. Pen
Smiffy vs. Raoul Duke
Bruhnaldo vs. Panda Bear
Trancemeister vs. Mazuuurk
John Arne vs. Dave.
Davgooner vs. ScousePig
Offshore Toon vs. Byron
Pleb vs. Alex
ItalAussie vs. Bernanke
dino vs. mo
Boydy vs. Demerit
Queenslander vs. mikem
Gray Fox vs. Browning

[Panda Bear]

Blame my VLOOKUP not realising SpikeyM is Spikey M. Soz. You thinking you're some kind of Harvey Yevrah with this VLOOKUP business?

[igor_balis]

Giggles vs. Samadini
Lewis vs. Guybrush
wullie vs. five time
Mike vs. TG09
Disco vs. Dan
Baz vs. Bob Sacamano
Sir Andy Mahowry vs. AyDee
Pepe vs. Max Power
igor_balis vs. Limoutsonik
Dark Soldier vs. Clunge
Kikó vs. Josh
niko_cee vs. thommo
Waffdon vs. The Merse
Magic vs. Greg
Yevrah vs. Nick
Ian vs. Boom-Boom-18
John vs. Amigo
Jimmy Floyd vs. Spoonsky
mokbull vs. Alex Ferguson
SvN vs. Luke Emia
Bam vs. Henry
randomlegend vs. Reg
Andy vs. Mellberg
Shindig vs. Manc
Foe vs. Adamski
phonics vs. Spikey M
SincereTheRebel vs. hfswjyr
Alan Shearer The 2nd vs. Danny
7om vs. Pen
Smiffy vs. Raoul Duke
bruhnaldo vs. Panda Bear
Trancemeister vs. Mazuuurk
John Arne vs. Dave.
Davgooner vs. ScousePig
Offshore Toon vs. Byron
Pleb vs. Alex
ItalAussie vs. Bernanke
dino vs. mo
Boydy vs. Demerit
Queenslander vs. mikem
Gray Fox vs. Browning

[Shindig]

Giggles vs. Samadini
Lewis vs. Guybrush
wullie vs. five time
Mike vs. TG09
Disco vs. Dan
Baz vs. Bob Sacamano
Sir Andy Mahowry vs. AyDee
Pepe vs. Max Power
igor_balis vs. Limoutsonik
Dark Soldier vs. Clunge
Kikó vs. Josh
niko_cee vs. thommo
Waffdon vs. The Merse
Magic vs. Greg
Yevrah vs. Nick
Ian vs. Boom-Boom-18
John vs. Amigo
Jimmy Floyd vs. Spoonsky
mokbull vs. Alex Ferguson
SvN vs. Luke Emia
Bam vs. Henry
randomlegend vs. Reg
Andy vs. Mellberg
Shindig vs. Manc
Foe vs. Adamski
phonics vs. Spikey M
SincereTheRebel vs. hfswjyr
Alan Shearer The 2nd vs. Danny
7om vs. Pen
Smiffy vs. Raoul Duke
bruhnaldo vs. Panda Bear
Trancemeister vs. Mazuuurk
John Arne vs. Dave.
Davgooner vs. ScousePig
Offshore Toon vs. Byron
Pleb vs. Alex
ItalAussie vs. Bernanke
dino vs. mo
Boydy vs. Demerit
Queenslander vs. mikem
Gray Fox vs. Browning

[Baz]

:drool: Keep em coming. The more votes == the less relying on postcounts to decide the groups.

[SincereTheRebel]

Are there any users without a loss yet?

Edit: Lewis is like 40-0

[Baz]

Are there any users without a loss yet?

Edit: Lewis is like 40-0People with 0 votes after 36 entries:
Guybrush
Limoutsonik
Greg (despite voting)

[SincereTheRebel]

Ill take a Lewis in the next round.

[Baz]

You deleted

igor_balis vs. Limoutsonik

Wanna pick one?

Dark Soldier

Was this on purpose or in error? Could have MASSIVE implications.

Oh boy just seen there's a tie currently 17-18. :drool:

[SvN]

Smiffy vs. Raoul Duke must be close.

[Baz]

No more spoilers. Results on Friday. Keep voting! Hopefully we can get up to 40 entries at least.

Postcount is currently playing a huge part in the group stage draw, sadly.

[randomlegend]

I was winning mine a couple of days ago but I'm probably behind now.

[Waffdon]

Lol if I lose by one vote after picking Merse.

[Mellberg]

Giggles vs. Samadini
Lewis vs. Guybrush
wullie vs. five time
Mike vs. TG09
Disco vs. Dan
Baz vs. Bob Sacamano
Sir Andy Mahowry vs. AyDee
Pepe vs. Max Power
igor_balis vs. Limoutsonik
Dark Soldier vs. Clunge
Kikó vs. Josh
niko_cee vs. thommo
Waffdon vs. The Merse
Magic vs. Greg
Yevrah vs. Nick
Ian vs. Boom-Boom-18
John vs. Amigo
Jimmy Floyd vs. Spoonsky
mokbull vs. Alex Ferguson
SvN vs. Luke Emia
Bam vs. Henry
randomlegend vs. Reg
Andy vs. Mellberg
Shindig vs. Manc
Foe vs. Adamski
phonics vs. Spikey M
SincereTheRebel vs. hfswjyr
Alan Shearer The 2nd vs. Danny
7om vs. Pen
Smiffy vs. Raoul Duke
bruhnaldo vs. Panda Bear
Trancemeister vs. Mazuuurk
John Arne vs. Dave.
Davgooner vs. ScousePig
Offshore Toon vs. Byron
Pleb vs. Alex
ItalAussie vs. Bernanke
dino vs. mo
Boydy vs. Demerit
Queenslander vs. mikem
Gray vs. Browning

[Ian]

I've not had many against me and the Phonics one I genuinely don't know if that was him just SEETHING or not.

[phonics]

I've not had many against me and the Phonics one I genuinely don't know if that was him just SEETHING or not.

It was very much petty revenge.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I believe I was on for an undefeated round but Sincere, the bitter bastard, voted against me.

[Baz]

I believe I was on for an undefeated round but Sincere, the bitter bastard, voted against me.
Panda skewed that by voting only for you and Bob Sacamano. :moop:

[SincereTheRebel]

I believe I was on for an undefeated round but Sincere, the bitter bastard, voted against me.

Hate

[Disco]

I'm not sure if phonics and his spite voting isn't the first actual meltdown of the thread.

[phonics]

It wasn't a meltdown, it was just a soft seethe.

[Spikey M]

Why so sassy?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

He's used to things being soft.

OI OI.

[phonics]

It's the cocaine.

[Boydy]

Sincere's the only one who's voted against me, I'm pretty sure. The wanker. He probably doesn't even know who Demerit is.

[Ian]

He just has a suspicion that you're the sort who wouldn't look after their tyres.

[Pepe]

I lol, LOL, at anyone who didn't vote for me. Max who?

[Disco]

No-one should have a clean sweep as only a dickhead votes for themself. It's an interesting split so far.

[Waffdon]

I lol, LOL, at anyone who didn't vote for me. Max who?

Hardest vote by a mile, Buritto man.

[Browning]

Giggles vs. Samadini
Lewis vs. Guybrush
wullie vs. five time
Mike vs. TG09
Disco vs. Dan
Baz vs. Bob Sacamano
Sir Andy Mahowry vs. AyDee
Pepe vs. Max Power
igor_balis vs. Limoutsonik
Dark Soldier vs. Clunge
Kikó vs. Josh
niko_cee vs. thommo
Waffdon vs. The Merse
Magic vs. Greg
Yevrah vs. Nick
Ian vs. Boom-Boom-18
John vs. Amigo
Jimmy Floyd vs. Spoonsky
mokbull vs. Alex Ferguson
SvN vs. Luke Emia
Bam vs. Henry
randomlegend vs. Reg
Andy vs. Mellberg
Shindig vs. Manc
Foe vs. Adamski
phonics vs. Spikey M
SincereTheRebel vs. hfswjyr
Alan Shearer The 2nd vs. Danny
7om vs. Pen
Smiffy vs. Raoul Duke
bruhnaldo vs. Panda Bear
Trancemeister vs. Mazuuurk
John Arne vs. Dave.
Davgooner vs. ScousePig
Offshore Toon vs. Byron
Pleb vs. Alex
ItalAussie vs. Bernanke
dino vs. mo
Boydy vs. Demerit
Queenslander vs. mikem
Gray vs. Browning

[igor_balis]

i was on 100% until then you little bollocks

[Giggles]

I voted for you?

[Bam]

Unless you know who Limoutsonik is then I'd guess yes.

[John]

Giggles vs. Samadini
Lewis vs. Guybrush
wullie vs. five time
Mike vs. TG09
Disco vs. Dan
Baz vs. Bob Sacamano
Sir Andy Mahowry vs. AyDee
Pepe vs. Max Power
igor_balis vs. Limoutsonik
Dark Soldier vs. Clunge
Kikó vs. Josh
niko_cee vs. thommo
Waffdon vs. The Merse
Magic vs. Greg
Yevrah vs. Nick
Ian vs. Boom-Boom-18
John vs. Amigo
Jimmy Floyd vs. Spoonsky
mokbull vs. Alex Ferguson
SvN vs. Luke Emia
Bam vs. Henry
randomlegend vs. Reg
Andy vs. Mellberg
Shindig vs. Manc
Foe vs. Adamski
phonics vs. Spikey M
SincereTheRebel vs. hfswjyr
Alan Shearer The 2nd vs. Danny
7om vs. Pen
Smiffy vs. Raoul Duke
bruhnaldo vs. Panda Bear
Trancemeister vs. Mazuuurk
John Arne vs. Dave.
Davgooner vs. ScousePig
Offshore Toon vs. Byron
Pleb vs. Alex
ItalAussie vs. Bernanke
dino vs. mo
Boydy vs. Demerit
Queenslander vs. mikem
Gray Fox vs. Browning

[Baz]

Disappointed with the number of votes so far. Deadline is still 2pm tomorrow so plenty time to get your votes in.

[Giggles]

Unless you know who Limoutsonik is then I'd guess yes.

I know. It's only because he's seething.

[igor_balis]

I know. It's only because he's seething.

Bastard :D

I'm on the ropes

[igor_balis]

Disappointed with the number of votes so far. Deadline is still 2pm tomorrow so plenty time to get your votes in.

Solid turnout! When I tried to do something similar I got about four votes

[Baz]

Solid turnout! When I tried to do something similar I got about four votes
Probably because you didn’t promise the glamour of a group stage.

[Disco]

Looks like Igor would do well to avoid Baz in the next round. Will the draw be televised?

[Baz]

Will the draw be televised?It will not. Besides, it’s all seeded.
Hoping for 9 groups of death and then an easy one for me.

[Jimmy Floyd]

I think the 'Big 12' group of posters should club together and demand a greater share of TV revenue, as well as direct group stage qualification next year.

[Samadini]

Can we have a shit off for all of us knocked out in the first round?

[Baz]

Can we have a shit off for all of us knocked out in the first round?

Like a Europa League? :D

No soz.

[Spikey M]

Pussy.

[Baz]

Pussy.You needn't worry.

[Ian]

If Baz gives me the 41 losers and how many votes they got so I can work out who gets whatever byes I'd need I'll do a Proper Football Man-style 1990s UEFA Cup with them. No seeds after the first round byes, no groups, just a totally random draw at every stage of a straight knockout.

[niko_cee]

The (the) TTH Plate

:cool2:

[phonics]

The only thing worse than getting knocked out in the first round by Spikey is going to be getting knocked out in the first round of the TTH equivalent of the Inter-Toto Cup.

[Baz]

If Baz gives me the 41 losers and how many votes they got so I can work out who gets whatever byes I'd need I'll do a Proper Football Man-style 1990s UEFA Cup with them. No seeds after the first round byes, no groups, just a totally random draw at every stage of a straight knockout.Sure.

#thunderstealer

I mean, I can run them side by side if people really want but I'd rather not, so Webly can have the "data."

[Ian]

I did consider suggesting InterToto style knockouts with 3 'winners' but that seems a bit shit.

EDIT: Stealing other people's thunder is way easier than, er, thundering yourself. For want of better phrasing.

[phonics]

Can the three winners be promoted back into Baz' tournament after the group stage? Lets make this more complex and annoying is what I'm implying.

[Pen]

Spin off Nations League :drool:

[phonics]

Spin off Nations League :drool:

Should have split posters up by locality. I would have destroyed 'Central Europe'

[Baz]

Spin off Nations League :drool:

Oi. Do some votes while you're here.