TTH Super Tournament 2019

[Panda Bear]

Speaking of Lee, I can confidently confirm that when he was sneering at me about how "that doesn't happen to junior doctors" he was either lying or too incompetent to know what was going on because I've now got first hand experience of all of it.what

more context please

[niko_cee]

RL's a front line hero and Lee is (was?) one of the ones sending him over the top.

[igor_balis]

Club Lewis sounds like a place Igor would take his dates.

Having my tinder dates at a nightclub literally themed around Lewis would have probably improved about half.

[Spikey M]

Their half?

[Manc]

Lewis
Ian

The group sounds wet as fuck.

[Magic]

That you still get all queer that people on here have met.

Saying that, Magic @wafflez - I'll be in Dundee later at a place called Clarks if you know it.

Thanks for the heads up. :|

[Kikó]

Can try again tomorrow.

[Magic]

I am in Tayport for dinner but have the wean. You should give me more notice bro.

[7om]

Lewis
Ian

It took me about 15 minutes to load this page up to post.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

It took me about 15 minutes to load this page up to post. Fuck you Xi.

Is he your new best mate?

[Spoonsky]

Lewis and Ian. Although I think Lew and Jimmy are the two best posters here by a pretty wide margin, still.
7om how is China treating you?

[Giggles]

Dear Leader.

In my first act I appoint Ian as king.

[7om]

Lewis and Ian. Although I think Lew and Jimmy are the two best posters here by a pretty wide margin, still.
7om how is China treating you?

I'm back in the UK permanently from June. I'm glad I gave it a shot but it's not for me, ultimately.

How is Canada treating you?

[randomlegend]

what

more context please

"FY1s absolutely do not do ward rounds" I've had to do it, many colleagues have had to do it and the orthopedic F1s do it nearly every day.

"F1s do not get left to manage sick patients without senior support" my first general surgical on call the entire rest of the on-call team went to theatre for >8 hours so I was the only person responsible for the new admissions. Before 5 there are other registrars I could ask, between 5-830pm there is absolutely nobody. Thankfully nothing went seriously wrong but idk what I'd have done if it had.

Etc. Etc. Etc.

[Manc]

Didn't Lee cheat on his Mrs. Snake.

[Giggles]

Didn't Lee cheat on his Mrs. Snake.

He hung someone so they lost their job too iirc.

[Spikey M]

Oi Keeks, get some of these pricks back here to defend themselves against these accusations.

[Offshore Toon]

Didn't Benny used to rollerblade too? Absolute nonce.

[Kikó]

Lee was ready to come back against RL but I directed him not to. Mr chorizo thinks you're all nonces.

[phonics]

Takes a nonce to know a nonce.

[Giggles]

Still lurking, the sad cunts.

Also: "directed him not to". Fucking hell.

[Offshore Toon]

RL merking Lee makes me think KeeKrew will need strengthening if the TTH Olympics are going to be competitive.

[Kikó]

Hearing some devastating REVELATIONS about RL from the Group. Think Ledley and Planet of the Apes.

[Spikey M]

If they haven't got the minerals to bring it to the thread, then it's still a resounding loss.

[Offshore Toon]

I hope you've got enough savings to support your boys, Kikó, because #TeamGiggles don't mess around.

[Waffdon]

I’m glad I was hungover and didn’t meet up with Kiko yesterday after this shambles. Yeeet.

Lewis and Giggles.

[Kikó]

Is giggles going to post the money for the campaign finance?

[Giggles]

Hearing some devastating REVELATIONS about RL from the Group. Think Ledley and Planet of the Apes.

I think that's about the snidest thing I've ever read on here, which is quite a peak to hit.

[Offshore Toon]

Who drives the van now that Dav's retired? Get Sincere in.

[Kikó]

I’m glad I was hungover and didn’t meet up with Kiko yesterday after this shambles. Yeeet.

Lewis and Giggles.

Bit mean.

[Spikey M]

Take it to the group you fassy.

[Kikó]

Rars.

[Pepe]

Who drives the van now that Dav's retired? Get Sincere in.

Good shout, since we know he'll keep up with the maintenance.

[Spikey M]

Keeks. Lad. We need some fucking drama. Tell Benny Chorizo is a poor man's Billy Bear if that's what it takes, just get one of them on here.

[Kikó]

Can't we just invade a Kim Valentine forum?

[randomlegend]

Nobody in THE GROUP knows anything about me.

[Lewis]

Got you covered then.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Good shout, since we know he'll keep up with the maintenance.

Fresh tyres :drool:

[Queenslander]

Lewis vs. Jimmy Floyd

Lewis and I go back a long way through here, the fuge and msn. Always cracks me up! I rate Jimmy so highly and would easily hunt him down if he followed the English Cricket team down here.


Ian vs. Giggles

Had to flip a coin here because I really enjoy both of their posts. Ian will turn to the Jap side one of these days! I rate Giggles booze talk I reckon he would find me very frustrating in person but I reckon we would get on.

[Mazuuurk]

Lewis vs. Jimmy Floyd
Ian vs. Giggles

[Baz]

Lewis vs. Jimmy Floyd
Ian vs. Giggles

35 votes so far. Keep going.

[Giggles]

Lewis vs. Jimmy Floyd

Lewis and I go back a long way through here, the fuge and msn. Always cracks me up! I rate Jimmy so highly and would easily hunt him down if he followed the English Cricket team down here.


Ian vs. Giggles

Had to flip a coin here because I really enjoy both of their posts. Ian will turn to the Jap side one of these days! I rate Giggles booze talk I reckon he would find me very frustrating in person but I reckon we would get on.

You're actually one of the only posters here that I'd get on with in real life. Informal shandies if you're ever in Dublin.

[Queenslander]

You're actually one of the only posters here that I'd get on with in real life. Informal shandies if you're ever in Dublin.

:beer:

[Baz]

Please copy and paste the fixtures below into a new reply and bold the name of the winner.

SEMI FINAL
Lewis vs. Jimmy Floyd
Ian vs. Giggles
Ey Bartholomert get on this.

[Ian]

Don't forget our newest member: Mert.

[Spikey M]

Don't forget our newest member: Mert.

Salam Alekum brother

[Baz]

SEMI FINAL RESULTS

Lewis 15 - 20 Jimmy Floyd
Ian 22 - 12 Giggles

http://i68.tinypic.com/taljzr.png

Please copy the two fixtures below and send me a PM (https://www.thethirdhalf.co.uk/private.php?do=newpm&u=2), making sure to bold whoever you want to win.

The deadline for voting is 3PM on Friday 22nd March.

THIRD PLACE PLAYOFF & FINAL

Lewis vs. Giggles
Jimmy Floyd vs. Ian

Click here to send me a PM: https://www.thethirdhalf.co.uk/private.php?do=newpm&u=2

The winner will [probably] be revealed on Friday 22nd March @ 4PM.

[Spikey M]

Woof.

[Pepe]

PM? Smells like fraud.

[Baz]

PM? Smells like fraud.

Just so there's a hint of surprise.

I'm happy to release the complete spreadsheet after the fact, if you wish.

[Jimmy Floyd]

I haven't got any dirt on Ian, which is a pain. Has he ever made a cup of tea with the milk in first?

[Ian]

I don't drink tea at all, but I don't know if that's better or worse than doing it wrong.

Though when I've made (probably terrible) tea for others the milk does not go in first, if that helps.

I assume I'm going to get fucking horsed here anyway.

[Pepe]

I don't drink tea either. Maybe I should vote for Ian, since he understands me better.

[Ian]

Get aboard the Webly train with Al, from the tag.

Whoever that is.

[Disco]

Get aboard the Webly train with Al, from the tag.

Whoever that is.

There's a character limit ok. :moop:

[Ian]

:D

[Spikey M]

#TeamTeaIsShit #TeamAl

[Baz]

The deadline for voting is 3PM on Friday 22nd March.

THIRD PLACE PLAYOFF & FINAL

Lewis vs. Giggles
Jimmy Floyd vs. Ian

Click here to send me a PM: https://www.thethirdhalf.co.uk/private.php?do=newpm&u=2

The winner will [probably] be revealed on Friday 22nd March @ 4PM.

I've only had six sets of votes so far. :moop:

Come on; it's the final!

[Ian]

Private voting was always going to cause you to need to cajole people more.

[SincereTheRebel]

You need to get the notifiactions out Baz

[Kikó]

Lewis
Jimmy Floyd

[Ian]

Votes in the thread don't count.

[Baz]

7om, Adamski, Alan Shearer The 2nd, Alex, Alex Ferguson, Amigo, Andy, AyDee, Bam, Bartholomert, Bernanke, Bob Sacamano, Boom-Boom-18, Boydy, Browning, bruhnaldo, Byron, CJay, Clunge, Dan, Danny, Dark Soldier, Dave., Davgooner, Demerit, Disco, five time, Foe, Gray Fox, Greg, Guybrush, Henry, hfswjyr, igor_balis, ItalAussie, Jimmy Floyd, John, John Arne, Josh, JPA, Lewis, Limoutsonik, Luke Emia, Magic, Manc, Max Power, Mazuuurk, Mellberg, Mike, mikem, mo, @mokbull, neo_hippy, Nick, niko_cee, Panda Bear, Patje, Pen, Pepe, phonics, Pleb, Queenslander, Raoul Duke, Reg, Samadini, ScousePig, Shindig, Sir Andy Mahowry, Smjffy, Spoonsky, TG09, The Merse, thommo, Trancemeister, Vercetti, Waffdon, wullie, Yaysus, Yevrah


THIRD PLACE PLAYOFF & FINAL

Lewis vs. Giggles
Jimmy Floyd vs. Ian

Click here to send me a PM: https://www.thethirdhalf.co.uk/private.php?do=newpm&u=2


Please PM your votes. :)

[Spikey M]

I've pm'd mine to Bamster.

[Mazuuurk]

I can post them in here Baz but years and years of your product spamming has left me with no trust for every clicking a URL of yours.

[Baz]

I can post them in here Baz but years and years of your product spamming has left me with no trust for every clicking a URL of yours.go on then.

[Disco]

Lewis vs. Giggles
Jimmy Floyd vs. Ian

PM them to yourself if you like.

[Pepe]

Lewis
Giggles

[Baz]

Lewis
Giggles:confused:

[Giggles]

Lewis
Giggles

Errrr.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Lewis vs. Giggles
Jimmy Floyd vs. Ian

Fuck a PM.

[Pepe]

:confused:


Errrr.

Yes?

[Giggles]

SEMI FINAL RESULTS

Lewis 15 - 20 Jimmy Floyd
Ian 22 - 12 Giggles

http://i68.tinypic.com/taljzr.png

Please copy the two fixtures below and send me a PM (https://www.thethirdhalf.co.uk/private.php?do=newpm&u=2), making sure to bold whoever you want to win.

The deadline for voting is 3PM on Friday 22nd March.

THIRD PLACE PLAYOFF & FINAL

Lewis vs. Giggles
Jimmy Floyd vs. Ian

Click here to send me a PM: https://www.thethirdhalf.co.uk/private.php?do=newpm&u=2

The winner will [probably] be revealed on Friday 22nd March @ 4PM.


Lewis
Giggles


Yes?

Yes.

[Pepe]

I vote for whoever I want. Not taking part in this farce.

[Giggles]

I vote for whoever I want. Not taking part in this farce.

:cool:

[Ian]

Pepe's just ON THE ROPES, that's all.

[Giggles]

I voted Lewis and Ian back initially but might as well post them here if everyone else is.

It's the ultimate final.

[Spikey M]

Greg and Josh.

[Giggles]

Spikigh O'Mouse.

[Ian]

I mean if the votes in here are anything to go by I'm getting a quarter of the vote and I think that would be a bit of a result.

[Baz]

I appreciate the votes, public or otherwise (preferably via PM to keep it a bit of a surprise) so thanks everyone so far.

18 so far. Hopefully we get at least 30.

[Ian]

Vote Webly! I mean I didn't but y'know, you might want to.

Or not. Whatever. It's fine.

[Jimmy Floyd]

I mean if the votes in here are anything to go by I'm getting a quarter of the vote and I think that would be a bit of a result.

You're a tough opponent I reckon. We appeal to the same general demographic, but I'm more objectionable than you and you have the additional NFL voter base as well as sharing my cricket one. Too close to call.

[Pepe]

We want blood. None of this "we'll still be friends no matter who wins" nonsense.

[Ian]

Yes but you do actually post actual opinions which people appreciate rather than my middling half-jokes.

Yours to lose for me, Clive.

[Giggles]

There's not many I'd have voted against JF for but Ian is the beer ledge. And general ledge.

[Baz]

Yeah he got the beer vote from me.

I suppose if someone gets an angel slices thread going, Jimmy can count on the votes from those who dwell in there.

[Ian]

#thebeervote

[Disco]

I said when the draw was made Webbles was the dark horse of the tournament. It was basically a coin flip and the only one where I was even tempted to post one of those wanky 'ooh, I can't choose between you m8s lol' messages.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Yeah he got the beer vote from me.

I suppose if someone gets an angel slices thread going, Jimmy can count on the votes from those who dwell in there.

Is this that famous scouse wit?

[Giggles]

Is this that famous scouse wit?

Half of it anyway.

[Spikey M]

:D

[Baz]

We had our first irl vote today lads.

Pressured Mike into it around the dinner table at my mum and dads. :cool:

[Ian]

If you didn't press your parents to get on the Webbles train nobody cares, mate.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Their Mum is a Webly supporter, the rest of the family went against you.

ITK.

[Mazuuurk]

go on then.

Lewis vs. Giggles
Jimmy Floyd vs. Ian

[Lewis]

Anyone who refers to Floyd as 'Jim' or - worse - 'Jimmy' should have their votes canned.

[Lewis]

Then again, 'get on the Webbles train' sounds like something a groomer would say.

[Boydy]

Someone's bitter.

[Spikey M]

I Choo choo choose Ian.

[Lewis]

Someone's bitter.

I'm calling out homophobic dog whistling son that's what I am.

[Ian]

Then again, 'get on the Webbles train' sounds like something a groomer would say.

If it's good enough for Al it's good enough for you.

[Baz]

27 votes so far. :)

[Pepe]

This final shows how much the board has changed. We used to be all about lesbian roommates and banana costumes. Now it is all about watching cricket while sipping a 'brew'.

[Ian]

It'll be worth it when we progress to the midlife crisis stage together, though.

[bruhnaldo]

Lewis vs. Giggles
Jimmy Floyd vs. Ian

All nice lads tho

[Offshore Toon]

This final shows how much the board has changed. We used to be all about lesbian roommates and banana costumes. Now it is all about watching cricket while sipping a 'brew'.
This is true. Maybe we should all go out of our way to do stupid shit for the good of the board.

I've got a housemate that claims he's hacked into another housemate's WhatsApp and read through our group chat. That's been a bit of a saga, but it's effort to write out.

[Giggles]

I might try shit the bed again.

[Offshore Toon]

I shat myself at work a couple months ago. Came out of it alive, but fuck me it was close.

[Giggles]

Was it a full blown couldn't hold it long enough to get to the jacks or was it a shart?

[Boydy]

I shat myself at work a couple months ago. Came out of it alive, but fuck me it was close.

More info please. Did you properly fill your pants or what? Did your colleagues realise?

[niko_cee]

It'll be worth it when we progress to the midlife crisis stage together, though.

Isn't this just the car thread already?

[Ian]

Even I'm not boring enough for the car thread so I dunno.

[Spikey M]

The car thread has taught me that Volvo's are somehow cool. Middle-age confirmed.

[Giggles]

The car thread has taught me that Volvo's are somehow cool. Middle-age confirmed.

We've grown old together.

[igor_balis]

I've managed a few hangover/gastroenteritis sharts in my time but I've never done a big log in my pants cus I physically couldn't wait for the toilet.

It must be psychological because every single time I've been walking home and suddenly realised I've needed to shit, it's always ended up incredibly close to disaster, generally turtle heading quite aggressively as I'm frantically pulling my pants down, but times i've basically had no choice but to wait hours like motorway traffic jams I've been fine.

[Lewis]

Volvo make some seriously cool stuff. They have always had it in them, but now it seems to be in everything.

[Baz]

The winner of the best tournament in the history of the new board is being announced in a few days and you’re all talking about shitting your pants and Volvos. :nono:

[mugbull]

It better not be Ian

[Spikey M]

Giggles and Ian are the best on the board right now. Lewis and Jimmy, the Old Guard, are still top quality, but the kids are showing them up these days.

[Giggles]

The kids :D

[randomlegend]

I've never really come close to shitting myself other than that episode I posted about the other month. That was unreal, once the seal was broken it felt like my entire bowel emptied into my pants; it just kept coming til there was nothing left, no control whatsoever. I've never felt anything like it even on the toilet. My sphincter completely gave up.

[Giggles]

I don't even remember doing it.

[Spikey M]

The kids :D

I love you like one of my own. If you ever need your arse wiping or a stern telling off, drop me a PM.

[Giggles]

Both simultaneously is tempting.

[Spikey M]

I've never really come close to shitting myself other than that episode I posted about the other month. That was unreal, once the seal was broken it felt like my entire bowel emptied into my pants; it just kept coming til there was nothing left, no control whatsoever. I've never felt anything like it even on the toilet. My sphincter completely gave up.

I've never shat myself either. I've had sickness and diarrhoea that has met with close calls, but I've always made it.

When I was a First Aider at my old work I had to deal with a Security Guard having a Heart Attack, and I thought that was enough to convince me to not renew my qualification, but I also got called round to help a woman that couldn't get off the toilet because her arse had become a Bisto advert. That was worse, in all honesty. The look I got when I told the court manager that a First Aid course doesn't enable me to deal with highly infectious sickness bugs was amusing, mind.

[randomlegend]

I'm on a general surgery job at the moment; some of the sights (and smells) Jesus wept, I ain't cut out for that shit (arf).

[Baz]

DON'T FORGET TO VOTE!


The deadline for voting is 3PM on Friday 22nd March.

THIRD PLACE PLAYOFF & FINAL

Lewis vs. Giggles
Jimmy Floyd vs. Ian

Click here to send me a PM: https://www.thethirdhalf.co.uk/private.php?do=newpm&u=2

The winner will [probably] be revealed on Friday 22nd March @ 4PM.Come on, lads. 59 of you could still vote. Imagine how good it would be if you all did. :drool:

7om, Adamski, Alan Shearer The 2nd, Alex, Alex Ferguson, Andy, AyDee, Bam, Bartholomert, Bernanke, Bob Sacamano, Boom-Boom-18, Browning, Byron, CJay, Clunge, Dan, Danny, Dark Soldier, Dave., Davgooner, Demerit, five time, Foe, Greg, Guybrush, Henry, hfswjyr, ItalAussie, John, John Arne, JPA, Limoutsonik, Luke Emia, Magic, Manc, Max Power, Mellberg, mikem, mo, mugbull, neo_hippy, Nick, niko_cee, Panda Bear, Patje, Pen, phonics, Reg, ScousePig, Smjffy, Spoonsky, TG09, The Merse, Trancemeister, Waffdon, wullie, Yaysus, Yevrah

PM or reply to the thread; so long as you vote I don't care where. You can even send it on Snapchat to baz9torres if you wish. Just vote!

We're on 30. Let's get at least 40 before the deadline tomorrow.

[Queenslander]

Im an anonymous coward.

[Ian]

I'm in favour of no more votes if only to render the margin of my defeat slightly less crushing.

[igor_balis]

Shame the main event of this tournament is such a badly booked face vs face mutual respect love-in.

[Ian]

Well I'm not cut out for a devastating heel turn so Jimmy's gonna have to get working on his.

[Jimmy Floyd]

I'm still working away trying to get you implicated in the Crewe boy touching scandal, but I'll need a few vote switches now.

[Ian]

I mean that's not the most epic heel turn I've ever seen but it's a start.

[Mellberg]

Lew
Ian

[Greg]

Giggles
Jimmy Floyd

Can we do 'TTH Who would you do?' after this one?

[SincereTheRebel]

Please tell me that has nothing to do with sex?

We should have some type of TTH Podcast running by now. Slacking lads.

[Greg]

You're such a prude. I bet Igor and Magic could show you a whole new world.

[Waffdon]

Lewis
Floyd

[SincereTheRebel]

You're such a prude. I bet Igor and Magic could show you a whole new world.

They probably could. But I have very little interested in exploring or experiment new things.

[Waffdon]

Thought I voted for the semis. How is Lewis biding it out for a third place finish hahahahaha. Shambles.

[Baz]

Votes. :joy:

More plz

[Baz]

Less than an hour to go.

[SvN]

I suspect Jimmy has won by a landslide, but then again I expected Hillary and Remain to easily win.

[Lewis]

Floyd is 'Hillary' and Remain. True.

[Jimmy Floyd]

By my calculations that makes you 'Bernie'.

[SvN]

"They" say things come in threes. Come on Donald Welby :drool:

[Ian]

Mon then Baz, let's see what the damage is.

[Pleb]

The numbers suggests that Ian has absolutely destroyed everything in his path.

Baz to be put into a handicap match against Ian, Lewis, Giggles and Jimmy for shits and giggles.

[Ian]

The numbers suggests that Ian has absolutely destroyed everything in his path.

My margins of victory have been less than Jimmy or Lewis' were on the other side of the bracket.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

My margins of victory have been less than Jimmy or Lewis' were on the other side of the bracket.

Don't you dare argue with PLEB FACTS.

Heathen.

[Ian]

You can't just plebroll your way around statistics.

[Baz]

http://i68.tinypic.com/2r5tbfa.png

[Baz]

If the image doesn't load..

3RD PLACED PLAYOFF
Lewis 21 - 11 Giggles

FINAL
Jimmy Floyd 20 - 14 Ian

Nice one, Jimmy Floyd.

[SincereTheRebel]

Rigged

[Ian]

That was considerably closer than I thought it would be.

[Kikó]

Well done Baz.

[Pleb]

So what does the winner get then Baz? :sherlock:

[Jimmy Floyd]

Can you hear the beer bores sing? I can't hear a fucking thing.

Well done Baz and thanks to all my sponsors #blessed

[Giggles]

Mon then Baz, let's see what the damage is.

Is it not to be at half time in a manc derby tomorrow? Is there even a manc derby tomorrow?

EDIT: I didn't see there was another page.

Congrats to Jimmy, king of the board. I'm counting managing to get over a third of the votes in a tie with Lewis as a storming E-VICTORY.


.

[Baz]

So what does the winner get then Baz? :sherlock:Do we still have that trophy/medal plugin SvN?

[Ian]

Can you hear the beer bores sing? I can't hear a fucking thing.

Well done Baz and thanks to all my sponsors #blessed

Over a third of the vote and beer is all I have. You'd have been well knacked if I had a proper personality.

[Baz]

Over a third of the vote and beer is all I have. You'd have been well knacked if I had a proper personality.FWIW Mike’s rl vote was ‘I hope Ian Webly wins. He’s probably the best on the board,’ and he didn’t even know the fixtures. :) Nor is he a beer nerd.

[SvN]

Do we still have that trophy/medal plugin SvN?

I think so, I'm sure phonics gave himself a trophy at some point.
phonics - do you remember what plugin it was?

[Offshore Toon]

Was it a full blown couldn't hold it long enough to get to the jacks or was it a shart?


More info please. Did you properly fill your pants or what? Did your colleagues realise?
Basically, we have a bit of a rule in the house about always have gherkins on the kitchen table. I'd already heard that pickle juice was good for replacing electrolytes, but when that Arsenal player was given pickle juice on the pitch it kinda became a thing to do shots every now and then. As a man of excess, I was progressively going through quite a lot of pickle juice. I hadn't clocked the reason why my bowels had turned into a blender during this period because my stool is rarely something to brag about.

Anyway, I was at work going for a piss and thought I'd just let out some gas, but my stomach dropped out of me ('something, something grapes'). I genuinely thought I'd gone through underwear into trousers. I managed to act quick enough to avoid walking around in shit-stained trousers, but the boxers were absolutely fucked. I should add that the men's toilet is just a single room with a toilet and sink, so I was in quite a good place to shit myself. I got everything else out of me and cleaned myself up.

This might sound like something that would ruin your day, but I felt amazing afterwards, and so incredibly thankful. This wasn't touching cloth, it was soaking cloth, and I managed to get out of it without anybody at work knowing.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Over a third of the vote and beer is all I have. You'd have been well knacked if I had a proper personality.

I've got by without one of those for over 15 years so I wouldn' worry.

The last time I won one of these (best poster in 2008), delakingois blew his top with fury. Best day of my life.

[phonics]

I think so, I'm sure phonics gave himself a trophy at some point.
@phonics (https://www.thethirdhalf.co.uk/member.php?u=1) - do you remember what plugin it was?

I'll have a look through my downloads folder. Must be in there somewhere.

Found it. 90 bucks.

https://www.dragonbyte-tech.com/store/vbactivity-awards.3/

[SvN]

$40 for the cheapest version - still mental, but at least more reasonable. Maybe we can get it.

[mugbull]

Basically, we have a bit of a rule in the house about always have gherkins on the kitchen table. I'd already heard that pickle juice was good for replacing electrolytes, but when that Arsenal player was given pickle juice on the pitch it kinda became a thing to do shots every now and then. As a man of excess, I was progressively going through quite a lot of pickle juice. I hadn't clocked the reason why my bowels had turned into a blender during this period because my stool is rarely something to brag about.

Anyway, I was at work going for a piss and thought I'd just let out some gas, but my stomach dropped out of me ('something, something grapes'). I genuinely thought I'd gone through underwear into trousers. I managed to act quick enough to avoid walking around in shit-stained trousers, but the boxers were absolutely fucked. I should add that the men's toilet is just a single room with a toilet and sink, so I was in quite a good place to shit myself. I got everything else out of me and cleaned myself up.

This might sound like something that would ruin your day, but I felt amazing afterwards, and so incredibly thankful. This wasn't touching cloth, it was soaking cloth, and I managed to get out of it without anybody at work knowing.
Ever had a pickleback?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pickleback

[phonics]

$40 for the cheapest version - still mental, but at least more reasonable. Maybe we can get it.

It might still be in there somewhere, there's a DragonByte ad at the bottom of the forum.

[Lewis]

I've got by without one of those for over 15 years so I wouldn' worry.

The last time I won one of these (best poster in 2008), delakingois blew his top with fury. Best day of my life.

He has probably been seething every day since about something or other.

[Jimmy Floyd]

He has probably been seething every day since about something or other.

Do you see him pop up in journalists' Twitter replies lecturing them about Fair Votes like it's 2011? I do all the time

[phonics]

Do you see him pop up in journalists' Twitter replies lecturing them about Fair Votes like it's 2011? I do all the time

He appears to have deleted his account.

https://i.imgur.com/l1qdbuv.png

[Jimmy Floyd]

He is on there today under his own name. See him pop up quite regularly.

[Lewis]

The last time I saw his feed he appeared to have developed a burning hatred for his former party. He wanted me banned from this place back in the day. Has he ever won anything?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

The last time I saw his feed he appeared to have developed a burning hatred for his former party. He wanted me banned from this place back in the day. Has he ever won anything?

I think he might have won a Werewolf game, by being part of a team though he never survived.

[Boydy]

I liked Dela. He was a lovely fella.

[Offshore Toon]

He won the odd Hax game.

[Giggles]

I thought he was dino here now.

[Spikey M]

As if he'd believe in Dinosaurs.

[Jimmy Floyd]

The last time I saw his feed he appeared to have developed a burning hatred for his former party. He wanted me banned from this place back in the day. Has he ever won anything?

He had a touch of the Tim Farrons didn't he?

I met him once (with Henry, of all people) and they were both nice.

[Giggles]

I can't imagine Henry being nice.

[Jimmy Floyd]

It was nearly a decade ago now but I seem to remember him being laid back and quite charming. His persona on here is/was a wild exaggeration or maybe even an act.

[Vercetti]

Until his kids ask him to play garden soccer with him, and he turns into Chris Benoit.

[John]

Dela tried to get a splinter forum going for 'thinkers' back in the day.

[Lewis]

Didn't he also want the character limit increased?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Until his kids ask him to play garden soccer with him, and he turns into Chris Benoit.

Like Ledley with Planet of the Apes.

[Baz]

Didn't he also want the character limit increased?Sincere made that happen.

In your face, "Thom."

[Ian]

Dela was more haxballer than poster in the time I've been here, however what I do remember is there was about six months where I don't think he posted once but turned up for most haxball sessions so he was clearly lurking, the big tart.

[Mellberg]

A decent Haxball player, but definitely one of those tippy tappy pansies who wasn't RUTHLESS enough. Alexander Hleb.

[Panda Bear]

A decent Haxball player, but definitely one of those tippy tappy pansies who wasn't RUTHLESS enough. Alexander Hleb. remember that time the two of us had an open net, but we thought the other was going to shoot and we fucked it up

[Pepe]

Missed the ending of this. Fizzled out towards the end, didn't it? Not sure we even got any MELTDOWNS out of this.

Congratulations to the winner and the losers.

[Ian]

Wasn't there some meltdown mid-thread? Albeit not about the actual voting.

[Baz]

Missed the ending of this. Fizzled out towards the end, didn't it? Soz. What did you want: a live stream unveiling on Twitch, with both finalists present?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Obviously that would have been great.

[Ian]

Twitch wouldn't have been able to handle all that charisma.

[Pepe]

Soz. What did you want: a live stream unveiling on Twitch, with both finalists present?

Not a bad idea. Looking forward to that on the next year's edition.

[Ian]

It'll be a Greg vs. Josh final so that gives you plenty of time to plan, Baz.

[Boydy]

Missed the ending of this. Fizzled out towards the end, didn't it? Not sure we even got any MELTDOWNS out of this.

Congratulations to the winner and the losers.
Phonics probably had a mare somewhere amongst it all.

[phonics]

3rd place mate. Where'd you finish?

[Giggles]

3rd place mate. Where'd you finish?

Lewis was 3rd.

[phonics]

I'm talking about the real competition.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

3rd in the UEFA Cup version and a lot of later losers didn't get to drop down.

[phonics]

SHould have thought about that ahead of time instead of surviving on mediocrity.

[SvN]

3rd in the UEFA Cup version and a lot of later losers didn't get to drop down.

*Anglo-Italian Cup

[Giggles]

3rd in the UEFA Cup version and a lot of later losers didn't get to drop down.

Intertoto finalist.