TTH Super Tournament 2019

[Mazuuurk]

Are people just going off the past with their votes? Idk what DS and Offshore even do anymore.
.

This whole forum is just going off the past.

[Ian]

Looking at who's left in this am I, having been posting regularly for a mere 9 years or so, the newest in there?

[Lewis]

You have to go on current/recent form, otherwise Idiotmouse and Offshore is a legendary draw.

[Jimmy Floyd]

My criterion is 'Whose posts do I enjoy reading more?' Present tense.

[Offshore Toon]

I'll try and get round to doing a Teh Refuge tournament with voting criteria based on performance during the glory days. Seeding will be based on the amount of raves attended.

[Spikey M]

No skin, no party.

[Mazuuurk]

In a Teh Fuge one, you'll just have to give the award to saint straight off. So I don't see why bother.

[Offshore Toon]

In a Teh Fuge one, you'll just have to give the award to saint straight off. So I don't see why bother.
I see it as more of a parade to celebrate the best poster the internet has ever seen, as opposed to actually wanting to rank posters.

[Baz]

My criterion is 'Whose posts do I enjoy reading more?' Present tense.

And you voted for me? :charm:

[John]

Most things are more fun than proofreading.

[Baz]

So far thirty-three people have voted. Some ties are only three votes apart so we need as many people as possible to vote in the next 22 hours!

7om, Adamski, Alan Shearer The 2nd, Alex, Alex Ferguson, Amigo, Andy, AyDee, Bam, Bernanke, Bob Sacamano, Boom-Boom-18, Byron, CJay, Clunge, Dan, Danny, Davgooner, Demerit, Disco, five time, Foe, Greg, Guybrush, Henry, hfswjyr, igor_balis, ItalAussie, John Arne, Josh, JPA , Limoutsonik, Luke Emia, Magic, Max Power, Mazuuurk, Mellberg, Mike, mikem, neo_hippy, Nick, Panda Bear, Patje, Pen, Queenslander, Reg, Samadini, ScousePig, Smjffy, TG09, The Merse, Trancemeister, wullie, Yaysus, Yevrah

If you haven't yet voted in the ROUND OF 16, click here (https://www.thethirdhalf.co.uk/showthread.php?2409-TTH-Super-Tournament-2019&p=322140&viewfull=1#post322140) to do so.

[igor_balis]

Lewis vs. Kikó
Magic vs. igor_balis
Dark Soldier vs. Boydy
Spikey M vs. Offshore Toon
Jimmy Floyd vs. Baz
Yevrah vs. Giggles
Ian vs. SvN
Pepe vs. Disco

some real tough ones there. i felt unlucky to be drawn against MJ but working out my votes i realised i'd have been fucked against anyone.

[Jimmy Floyd]

And you voted for me? :charm:

Even I'm not pompous enough to be able to read back one of my own posts, take a sip of claret and opine to myself: 'Hmm, yes, clever, but funny, too. Superb.'

[Disco]

Lewis vs. Kikó
Magic vs. igor_balis
Dark Soldier vs. Boydy
Spikey M vs. Offshore Toon
Jimmy Floyd vs. Baz
Yevrah vs. Giggles
Ian vs. SvN
Pepe vs. Disco

[Baz]

Anyone else?

Voters in the qualifying round: 42
Voters in the group stage: 39
Voters in the round of thirty-two: 38
Voters in the round of sixteen: 35 (so far)

:panda:

[SincereTheRebel]

It was always going to decline in participants the longer the compeiton went on.

[Ian]

You've lost shitloads of people who are left in it and barely lost any votes.

26 votes in the other one and I've barely even pestered anybody. #magicofthecup

[randomlegend]

Only losing 7 voters between round 1 and now is an astonishing achievement.

[Baz]

ROUND OF SIXTEEN RESULTS
Lewis 27 - 8 Kikó
Magic 18 - 17 igor_balis
Dark Soldier 15 - 20 Boydy
Spikey M 25 - 10 Offshore Toon
Jimmy Floyd 27 - 8 Baz
Yevrah 7 - 28 Giggles
Ian 27 - 8 SvN
Pepe 20 - 15 Disco

Due to me being knocked out, the tournament has now ended. Congratulations to the eight winners.

[igor_balis]

Heartbreak.

[Baz]

https://i.postimg.cc/HkXWhzHt/qf-bracket-fixed-proper.png

As before, copy and paste all the fixtures into a new post and bold whoever you decide is the winner. The winners of each tie will proceed to the semi-finals.

The deadline for voting is 2PM on Friday 8th March.

QUARTER FINALS

Lewis vs. Pepe
Magic vs. Ian
Boydy vs. Giggles
Spikey M vs. Jimmy Floyd

[Dave.]

Lewis vs. Pepe
Magic vs. Ian
Boydy vs. Giggles
Spikey M vs. Jimmy Floyd

[Baz]

Lewis vs. Pepe
Magic vs. Ian
Boydy vs. Giggles
Spikey M vs. Jimmy Floyd

[SincereTheRebel]

Lewis vs. Pepe
Magic vs. Ian
Boydy vs. Giggles
Spikey M vs. Jimmy Floyd

[Ian]

Lewis vs. Pepe. :uhoh:

[Giggles]

Lewis vs. Pepe
Magic vs. Ian
Boydy vs. Giggles
Spikey M vs. Jimmy Floyd

The first and last ones were a complete fucker. Changed about 5 times in each one.

[-james-]

Lewis vs. Pepe
Magic vs. Ian
Boydy vs. Giggles
Spikey M vs. Jimmy Floyd

[SvN]

Lewis vs. Pepe
Magic vs. Ian
Boydy vs. Giggles
Spikey M vs. Jimmy Floyd

Ian v Magic is probably the closest tie so far. Magic wins because his misery is good for the board.

[randomlegend]

Lewis vs. Pepe
Magic vs. Ian
Boydy vs. Giggles
Spikey M vs. Jimmy Floyd

[Pepe]

Magic winning by one. :cool:

[Jimmy Floyd]

Lewis vs. Pepe
Magic vs. Ian
Boydy vs. Giggles
Spikey M vs. Jimmy Floyd

Boydy v Giggles was a coin toss.

[Lewis]

Pepe mate. :lewis:

[Pleb]

Lewis vs. Pepe
Magic vs. Ian
Boydy vs. Giggles
Spikey M vs. Jimmy Floyd

[niko_cee]

Lewis vs. Pepe
Magic vs. Ian
Boydy vs. Giggles
Spikey M vs. Jimmy Floyd

[Pepe]

Pepe mate. :lewis:

Our fixture is like one of those charity matches where the fat former stars just go have some bantz and pat each others backs.

[Spikey M]

Look at you all picking the rich man that was handed his place at the top of the TTH tree on a silver plate, over the man that once had a Microwave Lasagna for Christmas Dinner and had to FIGHT his way to the top.

A vote for Spikey is a vote for hope. A vote for change. A vote against the patriarch.

Vote for Spikey.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Pepe
Ian
Giggles
Jimmy.

[Spikey M]

Look at Richie Rich sticking with the sugar daddies.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Bit unfair to utilise your begging experience in this context.

[Dark Soldier]

Lewis vs. Pepe
Magic vs. Ian
Boydy vs. Giggles
Spikey M vs. Jimmy Floyd

[Shindig]

Lewis vs. Pepe
Magic vs. Ian
Boydy vs. Giggles
Spikey M vs. Jimmy Floyd

[Spikey M]

Bit unfair to utilise your begging experience in this context.

Well my tarmacing experience isn't much help.

[Spikey M]

Lewis vs. Pepe
Magic vs. Ian
Boydy vs. Giggles
Spikey M vs. Jimmy Floyd

[Boydy]

Lewis vs. Pepe
Magic vs. Ian
Boydy vs. Giggles
Spikey M vs. Jimmy Floyd

Thanks to SvN for not having to piss about formatting this on my phone.

[mugbull]

Lewis vs. Pepe
Magic vs. Ian
Boydy vs. Giggles
Spikey M vs. Jimmy Floyd

[Vercetti]

Lewis vs. Pepe
Magic vs. Ian
Boydy vs. Giggles
Spikey M vs. Jimmy Floyd

[Queenslander]

Lewis
Ian
Giggles
Jimmy Floyd

[Gray Fox]

Lewis vs. Pepe
Magic vs. Ian
Boydy vs. Giggles
Spikey M vs. Jimmy Floyd

[mugbull]

I really don't understand a lot of the choices being made here

[Pepe]

I really don't understand a lot of the choices being made here

Expand mate. Call them out.

[Boydy]

Me noticing some of you voting against me every round:

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[Pepe]

Call them out.

[Ian]

Pepe inciting meltdowns.

For the good of the board. :dc:

[Baz]

Duck da morherfuxkxijfnbsckstabbingnxbrse
Minamndrunk

[Pepe]

Pepe inciting meltdowns.

For the good of the board. :dc:

Man of the people, me.

[Spikey M]

Pards has voted against me every round. Coming back like he's hot shit and nobody even cared. Muggy little SOUTHEND CUNT.

[igor_balis]

to those who consistently voted against me, i forgive you for your jealousy of my high-octane lifestyle

[mo]

Lewis
Magic
Boydy
Spikey M

[Lewis]

Lewis vs. Pepe
Magic vs. Ian
Boydy vs. Giggles
Spikey M vs. Jimmy Floyd

[Ian]

Lewis vs. Pepe
Magic* vs. Ian
Boydy vs. Giggles
Spikey M vs. Jimmy Floyd

*I think I'll regret that.

[Boydy]

You'll regret the one below it too, you bastard.

[Ian]

You've already voted against me, cunto. What you gonna do, register a new account and stick a SECOND KNIFE IN MY BACK?

[Boydy]

:D

Just waiting till the mods are asleep to create Boydy2.

(Sorry, I really like SvN and he helped me out with some webdev stuff last year)

[Lewis]

Create 'Ian Welby' and send loads of abusive PMs out. Nobody will realise because it is so close to his real name.

[Disco]

And behaviour.

[Giggles]

He could send everyone a video of himself doing the helicopter and should still walk that tie.

[Ian]

:D

Just waiting till the mods are asleep to create Boydy2.

(Sorry, I really like SvN and he helped me out with some webdev stuff last year)

You've voted against me two rounds on the trot so you can shove your indignation the same place as your vote. :bleh:

:cry:

[Spikey M]

You'll regret the one below it too, you bastard.

And below that. Prick.

[Vercetti]

Pards has voted against me every round. Coming back like he's hot shit and nobody even cared. Muggy little SOUTHEND CUNT.

You've had some rough draws, mate.

I'm the twat who strolls back into his local after five years away, only to realise that the place has been overrun by engineers, minorities, and civil servants having after work lattes.

I'm surprised I haven't gone full GAMMON.

[Kikó]

Lewis vs. Pepe
Magic vs. Ian
Boydy vs.Giggles
Spikey M vs. Jimmy Floyd

[Manc]

Lewis
Ian
Boydy
Jimmy Floyd

[Pepe]

Lewis vs. Pepe (Surprised that I am not getting slaughtered. I'm guessing that there is some 4d chess going on)
Magic vs. Ian (Magic would have edged this almost any other time, but he became a salesman and Ian became an engineer not far after, so yeah)
Boydy vs.Giggles (Boydy is top quality, but Giggles is carrying some beastly form)
Spikey M vs. Jimmy Floyd (Let's be honest here, Jimmy is far superior, but Spikey's comeback has been most welcome. Also, the less votes he loses by, the more likely he is to chimpout)

[Spikey M]

FAR superior? :moody:

[Pepe]

You didn't vote for me, did you? I won't listen to your complaints.

[Spikey M]

Yes, but that's because I'm a massive racist, not because I think Lewis is FAR superior.

[Baz]

25 votes already. :) Keep 'em coming.

[Mazuuurk]

Lewis vs. Pepe
Magic vs. Ian
Boydy vs.Giggles
Spikey M vs. Jimmy Floyd


Sorry Spikes, rough draw.

[Mazuuurk]

I see it as more of a parade to celebrate the best poster the internet has ever seen, as opposed to actually wanting to rank posters.

Fair nuff

[bruhnaldo]

Lewis vs. Pepe
Magic vs. Ian
Boydy vs. Giggles
Spikey M vs. Jimmy Floyd

I would like to go on record that I really like all of the posters involved.

[Baz]

Seeing as Ian has sent out a reminder for his loser tournament, I figured I'd do the same for the SUPER TOURNAMENT.

27 votes for. These people are yet to vote:

7om, Adamski, Alan Shearer The 2nd, Alex, Alex Ferguson, Amigo, Andy, AyDee, Bam, Bernanke, Bob Sacamano, Boom-Boom-18, Browning, Byron, CJay, Clunge, Dan, Danny, Davgooner, Demerit, Disco, five time, Foe, Greg, Guybrush, Henry, hfswjyr, igor_balis, ItalAussie, John, John Arne, Josh, JPA, Limoutsonik, Luke Emia, Magic, Max Power, Mellberg, Mike, mikem, neo_hippy, Nick, Offshore Toon, Panda Bear, Patje, Pen, phonics, Raoul Duke, Reg, Samadini, ScousePig, Smjffy, Spoonsky, TG09, The Merse, thommo, Trancemeister, Waffdon, wullie, Yaysus, Yevrah

Click here (https://www.thethirdhalf.co.uk/showthread.php?2409-TTH-Super-Tournament-2019&p=323532&viewfull=1#post323532) for information on how to vote in the Quarter Finals.

End transmission.

[SincereTheRebel]

Lewis vs. Pepe
Magic vs. Ian
Boydy vs. Giggles
Spikey M vs. Jimmy Floyd

[Pepe]

Vote fraud. :drool:

[niko_cee]

Vote early, vote often.

[Bernanke]

Lewis vs. Pepe
Magic vs. Ian
Boydy vs. Giggles
Spikey M vs. Jimmy Floyd

[Ian]

Sincere's cheating. :nono:

[Pepe]

I think that it should be allowed, in the spirit of moar votes > less votes.

[Ian]

I am entirely against immorality and corruption when it negatively affects me.

[Spikey M]

I think it's clear that all votes for Jimmy should be thrown out. Corruption all over the place.

[Giggles]

I hear Boydy's been threatening kneecappings :sherlock:
It's all corrupt.

[Spikey M]

I've been offering blow jobs.

[Ian]

If people aren't taking you up on that then remind them how much bigger their willy will look in relation to your tiny head.

[Baz]

Lewis vs. Pepe
Magic vs. Ian
Boydy vs. Giggles
Spikey M vs. Jimmy Floyd


Lewis vs. Pepe
Magic vs. Ian
Boydy vs. Giggles
Spikey M vs. Jimmy Floyd

Consistent, at least.

Only one set of votes will be counted.

[Pepe]

Only one set of votes will be counted.

I object.

[phonics]

I've not voted in this one yet if the competitors would happen to be considering heading over to the consolation award.

Not implying anything. [/lawyered]

[Offshore Toon]

Lewis vs. Pepe
Magic vs. Ian
Boydy vs. Giggles
Spikey M vs. Jimmy Floyd

Been putting it off because I didn't want to pick between Lewis and Pepe. Had Lewis bolded initially but Lewis will do quite well in Teh Refuge's tournament so 'mon Pepe.

[Browning]

Lewis, Ian, Boydy, Jimmy.

[thommo]

Lewis vs. Pepe
Magic vs. Ian
Boydy vs. Giggles
Spikey M vs. Jimmy Floyd

Away teams sweep it for me.

[Raoul Duke]

Lewis vs. Pepe
Magic vs. Ian
Boydy vs. Giggles
Spikey M vs. Jimmy Floyd

[Josh]

Pepe
Magic
Giggles
JF

[igor_balis]

Lewis vs. Pepe
Magic vs. Ian
Boydy vs.Giggles
Spikey M vs. Jimmy Floyd

[Baz]

34 voters so far and one of the ties lies very much in the balance.

Any more for any more?

Deadline is 2PM today!

[Spikey M]

If Jimmy were to be involved in a tragic *gloating accident, would I go through in his place?

*I typed 'boating' but it's better this way.

[Disco]

No, he would just win posthumously like Jochen Rindt.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Much as I would love to gloat, if I'm honest with myself I just got a good draw.

[Pepe]

Would you say that you are far superior to your current competitor?

[Baz]

Semis are looking dece, not gonna lie. :drool:

[Disco]

Lewis vs. Pepe
Magic vs. Ian
Boydy vs. Giggles
Spikey M vs. Jimmy Floyd

[Baz]

Voting is closed.

[Baz]

QUARTER FINAL RESULTS

Lewis 21 - 14 Pepe
Magic 14 - 21 Ian
Boydy 16 - 19 Giggles
Spikey M 7 - 28 Jimmy Floyd

[Pepe]

A Pepe-Magic-Boydy-Spikey meet would be far better bantz than the borefest that Lewis-Ian-Giggles-Jimmy would be.

[SvN]

Ian could go all the way here.

[Baz]

Thanks to everyone who has voted so far. The more votes we have, the better this is.

And well done to the remaining four!

http://oi66.tinypic.com/fyop44.jpg

Please copy and paste the fixtures below into a new reply and bold the name of the winner.

SEMI FINAL
Lewis vs. Jimmy Floyd
Ian vs. Giggles

[Baz]

Get yer votes in everyone!

7om, Adamski, Alan Shearer The 2nd, Alex, Alex Ferguson, Amigo, Andy, AyDee, Bam, Baz, Bernanke, Bob Sacamano, Boom-Boom-18, Boydy, Browning, bruhnaldo, Byron, CJay, Clunge, Dan, Danny, Dark Soldier, Dave., Davgooner, Demerit, dino, Disco, five time, Foe, Giggles, Gray Fox, Greg, Guybrush, Henry, hfswjyr, Ian, igor_balis, ItalAussie, Jimmy Floyd, John, John Arne, Josh, JPA , Kikó, Lewis, Limoutsonik, Luke Emia, Magic, Manc, Max Power, Mazuuurk, Mellberg, Mike, mikem, mo, mugbull, neo_hippy , Nick, niko_cee, Offshore Toon, Panda Bear, Patje, Pen, Pepe, phonics, Pleb, Queenslander, randomlegend, Raoul Duke, Reg, Samadini, ScousePig, Shindig, SincereTheRebel, Sir Andy Mahowry, Smjffy, Spikey M, Spoonsky, SvN, TG09, The Merse, thommo, Trancemeister, Vercetti, Waffdon, wullie, Yaysus, Yevrah Elbastido nsd

[SvN]

Lewis vs. Jimmy Floyd
Ian vs. Giggles

[Samadini]

Lewis vs. Jimmy Floyd
Ian vs. Giggles

[Ian]

I thought mine was way closer than it was

[Giggles]

A Pepe-Magic-Boydy-Spikey meet would be far better bantz than the borefest that Lewis-Ian-Giggles-Jimmy would be.

Jimmy makes ours the best. The others would just spend all their time trying to talk magic down.

[Giggles]

Lewis vs. Jimmy Floyd
Ian vs. Giggles

[Jimmy Floyd]

I can tell you haven't met me then.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Jimmy and Ian.

[Baz]

Who put those thread tags on? :D

[Disco]

Lewis vs. Jimmy Floyd
Ian vs. Giggles

[Dark Soldier]

Jimmy
Ian

[Baz]

First six votes:


Lewis vs. Jimmy Floyd
Ian vs. Giggles


Lewis vs. Jimmy Floyd
Ian vs. Giggles


Lewis vs. Jimmy Floyd
Ian vs. Giggles


Jimmy and Ian.


Lewis vs. Jimmy Floyd
Ian vs. Giggles


Jimmy
Ian

:stamford:

[Pepe]

Obviously fraudulent.

[Pepe]

Lewis vs. Jimmy Floyd
Ian vs. Giggles

Lewis wins his leg any day
Giggles edges it on form

[Gray Fox]

Lewis vs. Jimmy Floyd
Ian vs. Giggles

[SincereTheRebel]

Lewis vs. Jimmy Floyd
Ian vs. Giggles

[mugbull]

Jimmy and no one

[randomlegend]

Lewis vs. Jimmy Floyd
Ian vs. Giggles

[Pepe]

I understand not liking Giggles, but not liking Ian is madness.

[Giggles]

I understand not liking Giggles, but not liking Ian is madness.

If he doesn't like Ian then he's the problem. Sincere was being kind with ball gobbler.

[SvN]

Edgier than a dodecahedron.

[Ian]

You guys. :wub:

[Bernanke]

Lewis vs. Jimmy Floyd
Ian vs. Giggles

[Pleb]

Lewis vs. Jimmy Floyd
Ian vs. Giggles

[mo]

Lewis vs. Jimmy Floyd
Ian vs. Giggles

[Spikey M]

Lewis vs. Jimmy Floyd
Ian vs. Giggles

[Lewis]

All the good posters voting for me.

[Disco]

All the good posters voting for me.

Spikey too.

[Spikey M]

:(

[Pepe]

You guys. :wub:

Don't get too peachy mate, I didn't vote for you.

[Ian]

Yeah only because.it turns out you are a TRAITOR after all.

[Spikey M]

Preach it sister.

[Pepe]

Yeah only because.it turns out you are a TRAITOR after all.

Giggles is also an engineer, isn't he? If not then I will have to reconsider.

[Jimmy Floyd]

All the good posters voting for me.

Think you've been piling up votes in safe seats, m8.

[Giggles]

Giggles is also an engineer, isn't he? If not then I will have to reconsider.

I'm a delivery driver.

[Pepe]

Delivery engineer?

[Giggles]

Parcel destination engineer.

[Pepe]

:cool:

[Spikey M]

THE Parcel Destination Engineer.

[Lewis]

Think you've been piling up votes in safe seats, m8.

The left-behind and the have-nots voicing their frustrations.

[Vercetti]

Lewis vs. Jimmy Floyd
Ian vs. Giggles

[Pleb]

I just want to see Ian up against Jimmy in the final so that it can go to extra time then whoever drinks a cup of tea fastest wins.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Lewis being on the ropes is a glorious scenario.

[Disco]

Weblymania runnin wild.

[Offshore Toon]

Lewis vs. Jimmy Floyd
Ian vs. Giggles

Possibly the funniest two posters on here. All praise Ian for his dedication to Haxball, though.

Sadly, the opinion on this board is generally swayed by pretty boring posters, so we do end up with situations like this. Lewis might as well radicalise at this point. He's probably morphing into Saint 2.0. :cool:

[Jimmy Floyd]

Lewis vs. Jimmy Floyd
Ian vs. Giggles

[Boydy]

Lewis vs. Jimmy Floyd
Ian vs. Giggles

[Shindig]

Jimmy and Giggles.

[phonics]

Lewis vs. Jimmy Floyd
Ian vs. Giggles

Second was an easy choice because positivity > negativity and this is how I did the first one:
https://i.imgur.com/TEfDhfy.png

[Jimmy Floyd]

Giggles isn't negative. It's understated positivity.

[Giggles]

I'm counting it not being a complete whitewash as a stunning e-victory. How's that for positive?

[Lewis]

Lewis vs. Jimmy Floyd
Ian vs. Giggles

Hardest tie yet that second one.

[phonics]

Giggles isn't negative. It's understated positivity.

Optimism > Cynicism maybe?

[Spikey M]

You realise you're one of the most negative fuckers in here, right?

[phonics]

Hence why I'm not in this tournament :)

[Panda Bear]

Lewis vs. Jimmy Floyd
Ian vs. Giggles

[Giggles]

Lewis vs. Jimmy Floyd
Ian vs. Giggles

Probably should bold a couple of them.

[Panda Bear]

Lewis vs. Jimmy Floyd
Ian vs. Giggles

[Spikey M]

I think he's confused VS for DS.

[Giggles]

I think he's tried this every round by now.

[Baz]

He's the reason Sir Andy Mahowry isn't in the semi.

[Giggles]

It's a cry for help.

[-james-]

Lewis vs. Jimmy Floyd
Ian vs. Giggles

Both tricky blah blah blah blah.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

He's the reason Sir Andy Mahowry isn't in the semi.

I'd have walked this whole thing if not for Panda.

[Spikey M]

You can't walk anything you fat cunt.

[Gray Fox]

Spikey M vs. Mahow

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

You can't walk anything you fat cunt.

Give your little head a wobble.

[Kikó]

Jimmy
Ian.

[igor_balis]

This is really fucking hard.

[Amigo]

Lewis vs. Jimmy Floyd
Ian vs. Giggles

[Amigo]

Should be pointed out that I haven't been a regular poster for about two years now and I'm only participating because Baz has been bombarding me with mentions.

[Jimmy Floyd]

To think I bought you a coke in 2010 and not only did you not drink it, but you then voted for HIM nine years later.

[Lewis]

He would have got back on the train if it wasn't for me.

[Lewis]

Plus you dragged us ten miles across London in the baking sun you wanker.

[Jimmy Floyd]

I just plotted it out on the web and it comes to 0.65 miles. Try again you lazy northern bastard.

[Lewis]

I've just remembered I made us leave the first pub we took Luca into because 'It's gay in here'. That was your chance. All these years of extra stress for nothing.

[Jimmy Floyd]

I was probably still having the milk argument with the bar girl.

[phonics]

Lewis ordered a milk at a bar? I figured he'd only try that sort of deviant behaviour at some shithole Wetherspoons franchise.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I've just remembered I made us leave the first pub we took Luca into because 'It's gay in here'. That was your chance. All these years of extra stress for nothing.

Subconscious gaydar.

[Baz]

I didn’t know so many of you had met in rl.

Also well done whoever did this:

1104283017818845184

[Offshore Toon]

Should be pointed out that I haven't been a regular poster for about two years now and I'm only participating because Baz has been bombarding me with mentions.
MEEGS MEEGS MEEGS

Amigo

I've just remembered I made us leave the first pub we took Luca into because 'It's gay in here'. That was your chance. All these years of extra stress for nothing.
Was this a secret meet or do I just not remember it happening? That's a pretty solid four for a meet, unlike the public ones that have happened.

[Giggles]

Informal drinks.

[Dave.]

Jimmy Floyd and Ian

[Lewis]

These were separate meets. The first was 2010 when Amigo and his irl best mate visited London. We got him to slip away for a few hours and 'Jord' came as well. I saw Floyd in the station, then Amigo emerged from the Underground, had a quick look, and tried to BOTTLE IT.

The second was when Luca was on his European tour. 2013?

[Raoul Duke]

Lewis vs. Jimmy Floyd
Ian vs. Giggles

[Offshore Toon]

These were separate meets. The first was 2010 when Amigo and his irl best mate visited London. We got him to slip away for a few hours and 'Jord' came as well. I saw Floyd in the station, then Amigo emerged from the Underground, had a quick look, and tried to BOTTLE IT.

The second was when Luca was on his European tour. 2013?
Ah, yeah, I remember them. We should get a big Teh Refuge get-together for Magpie and AnnoyingDevil's joint-18th birthday.

[Kikó]

Informal drinks.

Look at you seething :harold:

[Giggles]

Look at you seething :harold:

At your wankery? You really need a new verb there.

[Kikó]

That you still get all queer that people on here have met.

Saying that, Magic @wafflez - I'll be in Dundee later at a place called Clarks if you know it.

[Giggles]

Not really. Only when you think you're doing people a favour by gracing them with your presence. The regular folk meeting up is grand.

[Kikó]

How do you work that out then?

[Lewis]

Having the Group pay you for personal appearances doesn't help.

[Kikó]

It's for tax reasons.

[Samadini]

Lewis's idea of what The Group is like always makes me laugh.

[Spikey M]

That shower of shite isn't The Group. This is The Group.

[Giggles]

"The Group" turned out to be the greatest thing ever happened here. Look at what it got rid of.

[Kikó]

You're a strange guy.

I thought you liked Lee and GS as posters tbh. Benny I can understand.

[Giggles]

You don't like who I like so you're strange! :D And you wonder why you come across as constantly blowing yourself.

Also, Benny was the only non cunt in that paragraph.

[Kikó]

Not sure where I said that. I said you're a strange guy. That's based on you having some fucking retarded thought about who I am as a person and hold onto it to show off to Lewis which is sadder than how going to Ukraine.

You don't know me so go fuck yourself you cunt.

[Lewis]

Lewis's idea of what The Group is like always makes me laugh.

*'Daws' posts a picture of somewhere he is or his tea or whatever*
Samadini: 'Looks class that Keeks.'
Mr Chorizo: 'Yeah nice one Keeks.'
Taz: 'Keeks. :cool:'
Lee: 'Is that Lisbon? Me and Lauren are looking at a weekend away soon. Any good?'
GS: 'Aye that looks grand, Andrew, so it does. :thbgrin:'
Lee: 'Sorry, yeah. Well done Kiko.'
Group Leader: 'Cheers boys.'

And it's just that every few days. It's GS I feel sorry for, killing smileys trying to fit in. Pathetic.

[Lewis]

Woah hang on.

[Giggles]

look at you seething :harold:




you don't know me so go fuck yourself you cunt.

:D

[Giggles]

Woah hang on.

I dunno either.

[Kikó]

You are the biggest fuckwit in my life so it's a pretty high accolade.

[Baz]

We’d all enjoy a spin-off WhatsApp group though, right?

Set it up, Giggles. You’ve got about 14 phones on the go so I’m sure you won’t mind us having one of your numbers.

[Giggles]

You are the biggest fuckwit in my life so it's a pretty high accolade.

You need to get out more. I know at least three bigger blowhards than you.

[Kikó]

I'm alright. You fill my boots for absolute fucking whoppers.

[Spikey M]

Keeks is rattled.

[Kikó]

On the ropes.

[Samadini]

*'Daws' posts a picture of somewhere he is or his tea or whatever*
Samadini: 'Looks class that Keeks.'
Mr Chorizo: 'Yeah nice one Keeks.'
Taz: 'Keeks. :cool:'
Lee: 'Is that Lisbon? Me and Lauren are looking at a weekend away soon. Any good?'
GS: 'Aye that looks grand, Andrew, so it does. :thbgrin:'
Lee: 'Sorry, yeah. Well done Kiko.'
Group Leader: 'Cheers boys.'

And it's just that every few days. It's GS I feel sorry for, killing smileys trying to fit in. Pathetic.

Mr Chorizo is the real Group Leader fwiw.

[Giggles]

Keeks is rattled.

You don't know him!

[Kikó]

Back on the block list for you.

[Giggles]

Back on the block list for you.

look at you seething :harold:

[Lewis]

You notice he never said 'my' block list.

[randomlegend]

Speaking of Lee, I can confidently confirm that when he was sneering at me about how "that doesn't happen to junior doctors" he was either lying or too incompetent to know what was going on because I've now got first hand experience of all of it.

[Lewis]

Anyone else got anything?

[Baz]

Leicester are rubbish.

[Kikó]

I used to hate Guido.

[Pepe]

MELTDOWNS finally coming. :drool:

Good job, Baz.

[Pepe]

You notice he never said 'my' block list.

:D

[Offshore Toon]

This page has been quality. I reckon there should be a second WhatsApp group, so then we can do what WWF did when it split. Quarterly meets with contests like 5-a-side, yard of ale, spaghetti eating, strongest man etc.

[Giggles]

We’d all enjoy a spin-off WhatsApp group though, right?

Set it up, Giggles. You’ve got about 14 phones on the go so I’m sure you won’t mind us having one of your numbers.

084 4444537

[Kikó]

This page has been quality. I reckon there should be a second WhatsApp group, so then we can do what WWF did when it split. Quarterly meets with contests like 5-a-side, yard of ale, spaghetti eating, strongest man etc.

You should set it up. I'm sure some eSports brand will invest.

[Ian]

When we disappear up our own collective meta-arsehole we should have a werewolf game where the Group are one of the teams.

[Offshore Toon]

How many teams would we divide into? If we can get eight, Baz can organise the TTH World Cup. Can probably do sixteen with all the divs, actually.

[Lewis]

This round has shown who the true Club Lewis believers are, so we could use that infrastructure and re-brand.

[Shindig]

Club Lewis sounds like a place Igor would take his dates.

[Offshore Toon]

You've had a good run, Lewis, but you were always too afraid to take on the great tyrant that is Kikó. Our only hope is to rally behind Giggles.

[Kikó]

This is what you get when you promote a hard border.

[Shindig]

If only we invited Junker round for informal drinks.

[Spikey M]

GS would have car bombed all involved anyway.

[Giggles]

You've had a good run, Lewis, but you were always too afraid to take on the great tyrant that is Kikó. Our only hope is to rally behind Giggles.

I'm not fit for that.

[Giggles]

GS would have car bombed all involved anyway.

I wouldn't be surprised if he already has been in on a few.

[Spikey M]

I'm not fit for that.

I would follow you to my death.

[Offshore Toon]

You're stuck with us now. What's the plan, Group Leader?

[Spikey M]

Dear Leader.

[Ian]

Lewis vs. Jimmy Floyd
Ian vs. Giggles

[Panda Bear]

You need to get out more. I know at least three bigger blowhards than you.:wave: