The Weather Thread (Sponsored by the Autumn Equinox 2015)

[Magic]

12C in Inverness today. :harold:

[Mike]

Bloody cold out eh.

[Spikey M]

We've had non-stop frosts for over 2 weeks now. It's starting to take the piss. Bring back the rain and wind.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Double figures at the weekend, or so they say.

[Kikó]

What the fuck is this cold about? Horrible day.

[Giggles]

Maybe the COLDEST WINTER IN x YEARS that the Sun predicts every year is finally happening,

[Jimmy Floyd]

It's not. Properly grim, 'every day is silent and grey' affair today though.

[Spikey M]

Maybe the COLDEST WINTER IN x YEARS that the Sun predicts every year is finally happening,

It's really not.

[Giggles]

It's really not.

It never is.

[Spikey M]

It never is.

2010 was pretty mental. got down to -18 in Birmingham.

[Foe]

Fucking snowing. Fuck off.

:mad:

[Shindig]

Been snowing off and on for the last couple of days. The best kind of snow that's too weak to lie and there's no wind.

[Magic]

Cold it's like 0.5 you fucking twats.

[Pepe]

19 degrees over here. :drool:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

The wind Doris is throwing around is mental.

It's blown over a really heavy garden parasol, a garden swing and our fence panels are hanging on by a splinter.

[Giggles]

I was diverted 3 times this morning for fallen trees. Calmed down now though.

[Pepe]

Those pink trees are blossoming already. :drool:

[Jimmy Floyd]

Fortunately we only seem to have Slight Breeze Edna around these parts.

[Giggles]

Those pink trees are blossoming already. :drool:

That reminds me, my first job when the weather takes up will be to remove anything living from my front and back gardens.

[Disco]

Is that a euphemism?

[Giggles]

Is that a euphemism?

No, but it needs to be put on my calendar too.

[Magic]

Had to turn around, took me 3 hours to travel 60 miles. Horrific levels of snow, but equally unprepared idiots in traffic/weather control.

[Spikey M]

The wind was ridiculus here earlier. bins, road signs and bits of tree on the roads. Was barely able to walk into it when I took the little one out for a walk. Atleast one death so far and multiple injuries.

[Lewis]

834766838026346496

:|

[Pepe]

Noob.

[Baz]

Got told by three different people that I was "mad for driving in that wind and rain" today. Wind and rain. I'm in a car!

[Giggles]

Got told by three different people that I was "mad for driving in that wind and rain" today. Wind and rain. I'm in a car!

It's fine until there's half a tree in the car with you.

[Baz]

To be fair I saw a parked car that a massive tree had completely annihilated before.

[Offshore Toon]

I've had a landing aborted a couple of times. Its not that big a deal.

[Spikey M]

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[Giggles]

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[Disco]

Foe

[Raoul Duke]

Foe

:D

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/39104230/iceland-gets-record-breaking-snowfall-and-the-pictures-are-amazing

£10 on Amigo buried in it.

[Raoul Duke]

I've got a mate over there at the moment. His Facebook videos/pics of it are bonkers.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-39254974

That looks amazing.

[Magic]

Was that a pic of your house after the cam girl replied to you?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

:D

She spoke to me first actually, I was a 'Gold member'.

[Offshore Toon]

Ooh, classy.

[Mike]

Suns out.

Spent ten minutes getting sun cream on, 5 looks for my sun glasses and 2 getting a towel and pillows. Lay down... instant clouds.

[Spikey M]

Barbecue no. 3 of the year. :drool:

[Disco]

Just about to sit down to roast duck outside in the sun. I might even go mad and have a beer.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Barbecue no. 3 of the year. :drool:

I'll be doing the second later on.

Sadly I forgot the poussin :(

[Magic]

Fucking hell record tenps expected week after next. Mid-30s in London to mid 20s in Scotland.

[Giggles]

It'll rain here.

[Magic]

It's always raining where you are.

[Giggles]

Pretty much yeah. Has its advantages though.

[Lewis]

We went out a couple of hours ago (took the dog out) and came home to a little bees nest near the bin. It is literally about the size of an orange, and there must be a few dozen bees buzzing around it, but my mother is standing in the window watching it and having a MELTDOWN as if we're in witness protection.

[Lewis]

The bee keeper is coming round for them. :cool:

[Spikey M]

What a hero.

[Lewis]

He reckons there were about fifteen thousand(!) in the hedge, which he also reckons will make him about forty pounds of honey. What a life that must be.

[Giggles]

£40 or 40lbs? I hope the latter or it wasn't worth the trip and stings.

[Lewis]

Yeah. Buying that many bees would apparently cost two hundred quid, which is why he doesn't charge to remove them.

[Raoul Duke]

Why doesn't he just breed them? Who goes around buying bees? Freak

[Magic]

Definitely a sexual thing.

[Lewis]

I'm guessing you have to buy them to set up/expand.

[Raoul Duke]

So there's just some guy rolling around Hull calling himself a beekeeper and he doesn't have any bees?

[Spikey M]

In Hull, first you get the Bees, then you get the power, then you get the women.

[Lewis]

He has bees, but he obviously wants more bees, so he goes and removes unwanted bees free of charge so that he has more bees. Whether or not he has ever bought bees, chances are somebody whose work is literally acquiring and keeping bees would know how much bees cost if you want to buy bees.

Bees.

[Giggles]

Exactly. He can breed bees but if he can get free bees then why not take the bees?

[Magic]

Jesus. Bring back the aliases and personal threats.

[Giggles]

Bees.

[Yevrah]

Beekeeping must be an incredibly tedious job.

[Raoul Duke]

Said the accountant

[Yevrah]

Well, yeah, I did appreciate the irony in that one, but nonetheless.

[Raoul Duke]

It seems pretty cool to me. You get to make honey, wear a fancy outfit and hang out with bees.

[Magic]

Are you describing prostitution?

[Adamski]

We went out a couple of hours ago (took the dog out) and came home to a little bees nest near the bin. It is literally about the size of an orange, and there must be a few dozen bees buzzing around it, but my mother is standing in the window watching it and having a MELTDOWN as if we're in witness protection.

Absolutely nothing to do with the weather. Appalling misuse.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

He was probably told to go into the beads business but misheard.

[Boydy]

I think being a beekeeper would be pretty cool.

[Pepe]

Does anyone remember the video of that person that would grow bees, or some other flying bug, can't remember, and would feed them by getting her arm in there and getting stung? Proper mental.

[Magic]

I think being a beekeeper would be pretty cool.

Skill = 0/10
Effort = 0/10

Yep, sounds about right.

[Giggles]

Friend of mine used to keep them and I always got a few segments off him the odd time but the farmer across the way started growing rape and the spray killed them all.

[Boydy]

Skill = 0/10
Effort = 0/10

Yep, sounds about right.

You can try it when you get laid off then.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

My Uncle in Cyprus makes his own honey (not sure if he still does), been a while since I had a jar.

It was great.

[Magic]

You can try it when you get laid off then.

I'll find a similarly well paid role.

[Lewis]

The less you earn the less you'll have to hand over in maintenance.

[Jimmy Floyd]

We had loads of bees in our loft last year, and the bee man turned up (on a classic motorbike in full leathers) and was SEETHING when he had to kill them instead of taking them all for his bee stock.

[Magic]

This weather though. :drool:

[Giggles]

Sweated my stones off today. 28 outside, fuck knows what it was where I was working.

[Shindig]

I love going out in this. Sitting at home is a real chore, though. It's heaving.

[Magic]

Any storm updates?

[Pleb]

We had constant lightning strikes for 4 hours last night.

[Giggles]

Got to skip the egg chasing and so glad I sold them Guns n Roses tickets, so I'm nice and dry on the sofa while them other sucker cunts get soaked.

[Shindig]

We had a mad half-hour that started with golf ball sized hail.

[Spikey M]

Yeah we had a storm this morning. We got caught in it while walking down the High Street and had to take refuge in H & M. There was people screaming and all sorts, the sad cunts. It's been sunny all day since then. My shoulders look like I imagine the top of Foes head would if he ever left Scotland in the summer.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

We had some thunder and lightning with heavy rain for about half an hour or so this morning but then it cleared up and ended up being another 24+ degree day.

[Bernanke]

http://i.imgur.com/O9lFp0p.png?1

:panda:

[Magic]

It's been muggy and cloudy here since about 2pm then it fucked it down from 7-9 with some pretty cool lightning. 7/10 as far as interesting storms go.

[phonics]

I'm 90% sure the world is ending over here.

[Shindig]

We've went from a lovely warm week to a torrential downpour.

[Spikey M]

30c over the weekend and I'm not in work again until Monday. Barbecue central. :drool:

[Magic]

Bullshit it's translated to a heatwave here too. 38C. :sick:

[Spikey M]

Where are you?

[Magic]

Algarve.

[Spikey M]

Nice/nasty. I had similar in Cyprus and it's too much to sit out in. Find some shade near the bar.

[randomlegend]

It's fucking hot, and hospitals are even fuckinging hotterer. Horrid.

[Spikey M]

Algarve.

44c for you tomorrow :D

[Baz]

I'm in Shrewsbury where it's 26 degrees and I'm stuck in a hospital, indoors. :(

Never gonna even-out my right arm tan.

[Magic]

44c for you tomorrow :D

It was fucking disgusting yesterday same again today. Had to abandon plans so basically we've lost two days. :(

[Magic]

I think I've got sun stroke. Feel like the worst hang over ever, roasting, keep drifting in and out. Been in an air conditioned room all day in bed can't cool down. Fucking wank.

[Jimmy Floyd]

There was a kid I played cricket against yesterday who batted for around 53 overs (out for 97, lol) and then kept wicket for another 50, all in 30+ degrees. He ended up lying naked under a freezing shower trying to stop himself boiling. Pretty sure he was quite ill by the end. Oh well.

[Spikey M]

I have incredible white bits right now. Yeah. Get a good mental picture of that.

Actual pictures available upon request.

[Foe]

One of the major downfalls of being bald is burning the top of your head.

I've got more aftersun on my head than Nivea can produce.

[Shindig]

Wear a hat.

[Raoul Duke]

I think I've donned it this weekend. Factor 50 all over and have just picked up a nice bit of bronze, rather than burn myself like a mug.

[Magic]

I'm not burnt, but it was 35C in the shade. That's what got me I think.

[Pepe]

I got rained on pretty hard on my morning ride. Glorious temperature though. 22 degrees after a few weeks of 30+. :drool:

[Magic]

There's a huge forest fire KICKING OFF in central portugal now. 62 dead so far.

[Giggles]

There's a huge forest fire KICKING OFF in central portugal now. 62 dead so far.

Sounds grim. Seemingly loads were just burnt in their cars.

[Magic]

I always thought a really sore throat was a weird symptom of heat.

So I just looked with a flashlight down my throat and it looks like an infected cunt.

Bacterial tonsilitis. Boom. #House

[Shindig]

Late shift tomorrow in this heat will be tragic.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I always thought a really sore throat was a weird symptom of heat.

So I just looked with a flashlight down my throat and it looks like an infected cunt.

Bacterial tonsilitis. Boom. #House

Sounds like lupus tbh.

[Magic]

I was going to post something on Facebook about shit luck but it seems bad taste given those poor incinerated cunts.

[Shindig]

My backdoor's got a little warped despite being in the shade.

[Boydy]

Didn't know the heat would affect your arse.

[Spikey M]

My back door is unaffected, but by bollocks may be permanently stuck to my thighs.

[John]

Hayfever has been booting my balls all day today. Three Clarytin down and my eyes are still itching like mad.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I need some air conditioning.

[Giggles]

The weather could kindly fuck off now, it's Monday.

[Spikey M]

Had an absolutely SHIT nights sleep. :moop:

[Lewis]

This heat is bollocks. The dog is on his arse, and I'm going through ice pops like an addict (lol remember when Yevrah spent a grand on a job lot of them and his bird left him?). My friend in California claims to cope by taking a cold shower with pyjamas on and then sleeping in them, but he's an idiot. and I haven't worn pyjamas since I was about six.

[Pepe]

Get a fan.

[Spoonsky]

Get a fan.

The British are shit at weather, aren't they?

Gonna get to 100 here tomorrow (38 for the celciusheads). :cool:

[leedsrevolution]

So come on, own up, who has bought a paddling pool?

[Giggles]

Nope. I don't even have a seat outside.

[leedsrevolution]

They had sold out when I went to get one :(

[Jimmy Floyd]

Last night I had a cold shower and then just went straight to bed without drying myself. Worked a treat.

[Boydy]

Doesn't your bed get all wet? That sounds horrible.

[Jimmy Floyd]

It does sound horrible, but somehow wasn't.

[mikem]

And this is where I live today.

http://amp.usatoday.com/story/410766001/

[Jimmy Floyd]

Forecast giving me 34 tomorrow. Do me a favour.

[Shindig]

Thundery showers. No thanks.

[Boydy]

It's not even sunny here today, just stupidly humid. It's awful.

[Magic]

Cloudy until midday then a solid 28C. :drool:

[Reg]

Could get up to high 30s this summer in Britain. Don't know if I'm built for 39 or something stupid.

Liking this weather though. 31ish today.

[Dquincy]

Could get up to high 30s this summer in Britain. Don't know if I'm built for 39 or something stupid.

Liking this weather though. 31ish today.

This weather is shit! Give me a low 20's throughout the summer and I'll be happy.

You when people say "the problem with Britain is that it's a wet heat, not a dry heat like abroad". Never really got that because i sweat like a bastard in both situations.

[Shindig]

Today was bollocks. Walking to work in a thunderstorm and walking home in a humid, overcast haze.

[Spikey M]

Could get up to high 30s this summer in Britain. Don't know if I'm built for 39 or something stupid.

Liking this weather though. 31ish today.

Says who? Unless it's in the next few days anyone claiming that is just speculating for the sake of it.

We could have the coldest winter on record. We could see 20c on Christmas Day.

[Spikey M]

This weather is shit! Give me a low 20's throughout the summer and I'll be happy.

You when people say "the problem with Britain is that it's a wet heat, not a dry heat like abroad". Never really got that because i sweat like a bastard in both situations.

The people that think we get it humid need to give Florida a crack.

[Boydy]

According to google, the humidity in Miami is about 70-80% this week. NI has been about the same.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Hong Kong in July was my favourite humidity experience. You need about ten shirts a day.

[Spikey M]

Thunderstorm inbound :drool:

[John Arne]

89% humidity here at the moment. Just about to start pissing it down, too. Glorious.

[Jimmy Floyd]

We've somehow missed all the thunderstorms. Pity, my car needs a wash.

[phonics]

36 all week until next Thursday where there's a storm. They've been promising this storm for 2 weeks now. I'm dying.

[Offshore Toon]

Glorious day today. I was going to go for a cycle but I reckon it'll get too hot since I'm in London. Looks like I'll just be getting burnt in the garden.

[Sam]

It's a glorious day to sit in an office with no windows. Luckily get a 15 minute walk to Kilburn though to keep my tan going. Appearances are important.

[Offshore Toon]

The fucking flying ants have decided to swarm. I'm a bit burnt so might be for the best.

[Offshore Toon]

How the fuck do people sleep in this?

[Jimmy Floyd]

I have a big chunky fan from the 1980s which stays on all night and turns my room into a Mecca of cool, like Ronnie Scott's circa 1965.

[Magic]

Utter shit. Miserable.

Weather is crap too. May as well be independent.

[Offshore Toon]

I might just sleep in the garden tonight. It'd probably be worth getting bitten to shit to get a good night's sleep.

[Jimmy Floyd]

There's something to be said for rigging a one man tent up.

[Offshore Toon]

There's a sheet of tarpaulin I could wrap myself up in.

[Raoul Duke]

Tents are brutal when you wake up though

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I'm melting.

[Spikey M]

Sticky as a bakers bollocks. I've been peeling my Jacobs off my thigh all day.

[Giggles]

It's warm here but in no way nice, grey skies all day but 24°. My balls will need to be jimmied off my leg later on.

[Spikey M]

That doesn't sound like something Jimmy would be in to.

[Baz]

Today was hot. Sitting in a car all day when it's hot isn't good, even with maximum air con blasting.

So when I got in from work I veeted my complete down-belows. Tomorrow shall hopefully be much more comfortable.

Also put a bit of veet in my nostrils to get rid of any excess nose hair. :cool:

[bruhnaldo]

It's currently "33" degrees here in sunny Orlando.

[Spikey M]

And rainin' memes.

[Magic]

Today was hot. Sitting in a car all day when it's hot isn't good, even with maximum air con blasting.

So when I got in from work I veeted my complete down-belows. Tomorrow shall hopefully be much more comfortable.

Also put a bit of veet in my nostrils to get rid of any excess nose hair. :cool:

Shave your armpits as well.

[Raoul Duke]

Full-body hairless is the only true way to avoid the heat. Trust me, I'm a doctor.

[Magic]

Went out on the bike and got fucking drenched. :moop:

[Giggles]

Went out on the bike and got fucking drenched. :moop:

Well deserved for being a cyclist.

[Magic]

47.3C in Cordoba today. :sick:

A new Spanish record high.

[Offshore Toon]

Rain, when you've got something to do, can be quite nice. Rain, when you have nothing to do, is so fucking irritating.

[mugbull]

Other way around mate

[Offshore Toon]

Well, I had work in mind with "something to do" but if you've got to skirt about town then its a pain, aye.

[Boydy]

It's bad enough that you can see it getting dark earlier and earlier at this time of year but the weather here's been so fucking shit for the last month it's making it even worse. It might as well be Autumn already.

[Bernanke]

https://earth.nullschool.net/#current/wind/surface/level/orthographic=-92.72,23.13,2192/loc=-93.533,24.512

The size of it. :drool:

[Bernanke]

Irma is about to go in. One of the strongest ever.

Why the hell would anyone want to live in Florida?

[Pepe]

Nice weather.

[bruhnaldo]

Irma is about to go in. One of the strongest ever.

Why the hell would anyone want to live in Florida?

One terrible hurricane every 25 years isn't that bad.

[Spikey M]

I like to think the two sentences were stand alone in nature.

[Raoul Duke]

Sharknado is gonna be real

[Spikey M]

Are you likely to have to evacuate bruhnaldo?

[Danny]

Irma is about to go in. One of the strongest ever.

Why the hell would anyone want to live in Florida?

:uhoh:

[Pepe]

All of the US has to deal with something: hurricanes, tornados, fires, lead in the water...

[Spikey M]

Pig in a wig as president

[Jimmy Floyd]

The reporting of hurricanes (over here) really annoys me, we have British subjects and crown dependencies, not to mention whole other small countries, being blown away by this but the focus is always OH MY GOD IT MIGHT HIT AMERICA in 72 HOURS!!!!!

[Spikey M]

90% of buildings destroyed in Antigua. Fucking hell. :(

[Jimmy Floyd]

That's in Barbuda. Only one dead which is a pretty solid effort.

[GS]

The crown dependencies are too small to provide dramatic helicopter footage and NARRATIVE, unfortunately.

[Spikey M]

The footage I've seen is pretty fucking dramatic.

[GS]

Not of long traffic tailbacks with gratuitous shots of law enforcement personnel 'taking charge'.

[Foe]

The footage I've seen is pretty fucking dramatic.

To be fair, it's probably difficult getting the right angle of Mark Whalberg for Hollywood cinemas in amongst an actual disaster.

[Magic]

I watched a documentary about NELSON'S DOCKYARD in Antigua the other day. Sounded like hell on earth.

[bruhnaldo]

Are you likely to have to evacuate bruhnaldo?

Nah, we're a good 70 miles inland. Most of the most damaging stuff happens closer to shore. Our biggest concern will likely be tornadoes and things like that. That being said, the bottom right quadrant of the storm is the strongest and generally produces the most tornadoes. That bit will likely end up staying offshore and away from us.

I'll probably end up at the hospital my mom works at hanging out there. More likely to keep power throughout obviously.

[Spikey M]

Really? I thought the strongest winds were around the eye and that was going bang up the middle of the state?

[bruhnaldo]

Well the winds are stronger closer to the center, yes, but in Florida everything is built to a pretty high wind standard so generally the wind isn't the main problem.

Mind you, the pressure + wind can shatter windows ... the wind can pick up loose debris and send it flying like a missile ... all of that is very dangerous but since most people are indoors/boarded windows that type of stuff isn't usually what causes the loss of life here in Florida anyways.

As far as the eye goes:

https://my.sfwmd.gov/sfwmd/common/images/weather/plots/storm_11

Most of the models have it slamming into my old hometown down south (:()and then bouncing off along the coastline.

If that holds true, we'll surely get some hurricane force winds, rain, and things of that nature. The storm is much too big to not cause any damage to us here in the center of the state. But it'll mostly be vegetation ripped up, roofs coming apart, trees and things hitting cars/homes.. things of that nature.

[bruhnaldo]

The winds aren't to mess with though. This is a shot from Andrew back in '92

http://www.vinland.com/Images/Andrew_Palm-b01w.jpg

spoiler for size

they're expecting the same type of landfall unfortunately. i'm quite a bit nervous for all of my friends back down home to be honest.

[Spikey M]

Yeah, I'd be shitting myself. Although a small part of me would love to experience what it's like. Stay safe anyway, we'd have a serious lack of dank memes if you carc it.

[Jimmy Floyd]

If I lived in its path I'd be in the car right now, driving to Kansas to stay in the cheapest motel I could find and live on drive-thru McDonalds for the next month before returning to survey the wreckage.

[mugbull]

Kansas you'd probably die a tornado-related death too. It's not safe anywhere man.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Wyoming then, assuming there's enough petrol in the world to drive there.

[Spikey M]

Go to San Francisco, where the weather is bland and the people are insufferable.

[mugbull]

SF just had its record highest temperature a few days ago, topped 104 I think.

not that you're wrong

[Mazuuurk]

If you lived in the US, you would have moved back to the UK, Jim.

If I know you anything at all, anyway.

[Jimmy Floyd]

You are right. More than six months there and you'd die of a heart attack anyway.

[Pepe]

My mom (who lives right in front of the beach) is still debating whether she should move out or not. :face:

[Mazuuurk]

Might be a bit poor timing to move your furniture around right now.

If she lives in Florida, that is.

[Spikey M]

How's her Will divided up?

[Magic]

My mom (who lives right in front of the beach) is still debating whether she should move out or not. :face:

Tell her to open her legs and let the vacuum devour the hurricane.

[Boydy]

Go to San Francisco, where the weather is bland and the people are insufferable.

The earthquakes get you there instead.

[Pepe]

Might be a bit poor timing to move your furniture around right now.

If she lives in Florida, that is.

Furniture belongs to the landlord. :cool:


How's her Will divided up?

There is fuck all to divide. :moop:

[bruhnaldo]

Pepe I hope your people are ready down south

[phonics]

Might be a bit poor timing to move your furniture around right now.

If she lives in Florida, that is.

In Hurricane Irma, furniture comes to you.

https://i.redd.it/yw6b5whfklkz.jpg

[Spikey M]

Found out today that my cousin is currently teaching out in Antigua and my Aunt is visiting. Both fine, but still...

[Pepe]

Pepe I hope your people are ready down south

They ended up GTFO. Currently on their way to Pensacola.

[John]

It doesn't take much to blow one of those trampolines around. I had one end up in my back garden after a night of wind that couldn't topple a sapling.

[bruhnaldo]

They ended up GTFO. Currently on their way to Pensacola.

Ok good. Maybe this is stupid but if there's anything I can do just let me know. I'm in the Orlando area of course but if u think of something, anything, just holler. I'm probably gonna chill at the hospital so i'll have power and stuff so reach out if needed.

[Pepe]

Will do if needed. :thbup:

I think this is the third hurricane my mother goes through. Luckily I didn't get any when I was living there.

[Spikey M]

Kind of Ironic (is it?) that after all this hype she's safer in Florida than she would have been in Mexico last night.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Like a hurricaaaane on her wedding day.

[Mellberg]

Storm time's coming to you today.

[Danny]

You are right. More than six months there and you'd die of a heart attack anyway.

i have managed 11 years so far.

https://weather.com/storms/hurricane-central/irma-2017/AL112017

Latest track has a cat 1 to the west of us. We are probably gonna board up and bought some supplies.

[Reg]

Like a hurricaaaane on her wedding day.
I only feel properly involved in this cultural treasure thanks to "The Trip". :cool:

[7om]

Take care Danny, bruh, Pepe's mom. Just come up to MD for a spot of tea if it all goes to shit.

[John]

Take care Danny, bruh, Pepe's mom. Just come up to MD for a spot of tea if it all goes to shit.

Pepe's mom, can sleep on your futon?

[Giggles]

http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2017/09/07/hurricane-irma-to-become-more-important-the-closer-it-gets-to-the-us/

[mugbull]

http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2017/09/07/hurricane-irma-to-become-more-important-the-closer-it-gets-to-the-us/

It's a really good headline, and an encouraging opening independent clause, until it gets to "North America, which is more important than lesser land masses such as ‘not America’." If ur going for the satire be subtle. That's what I'm saying.

[Giggles]

It's a really good headline, and an encouraging opening independent clause, until it gets to "North America, which is more important than lesser land masses such as ‘not America’." If ur going for the satire be subtle. That's what I'm saying.

It's never subtle, though it pretty much nails things.

[mugbull]

Looking at 'Waterford Whispers' further and it seems like The Onion for all the Europeans who are mad at the Americans for getting satire right first.

[Giggles]

Looking at 'Waterford Whispers' further and it seems like The Onion for all the Europeans who are mad at the Americans for getting satire right first.

It's not for Europeans.

Anyway. Has it hit yet or is there a chance it won't at all?

[Jimmy Floyd]

We got satire right in around 1963-65, but sadly have now regressed to whatever I constantly see Russell Howard advertising on Sky.

A sideways look at the news, you say, Russell? That sounds original.

[Spikey M]

Private Eye still does satire well. Americas comedy attempts have improved across the board in recent times, but that's pretty much solely down to ripping of our lot. Rule Britannia.

Anyway, Irma seems to have changed course and given Cuba a full fist up the arse rather than a passing pat. I haven't seen an updated track, so I'm not sure if this let's our Floridian contingent off the hook. Here's hoping a more southerly tack doesn't take it underneath Florida into the Gulf to have another go at Texas.

[Spikey M]

Still set to wallop Florida - and has now regained Catagory 5 status - albeit with the eye going up the West coast rather than the East.

[niko_cee]

Is a hurricane an anti-clockwise spinner? If it is then just off to the right of the eye is the worst place to be isn't it? Rather than under the eye itself. It's going to absolutely cream Naples by the looks of it, which is a shame.

[Shindig]

Either I want this hurricane to drop power super quickly or for it to NEVER STOP.

[Baz]

I hope it develops a brain.

[bruhnaldo]

it's weakened a bit but unfortunately will gain all of that back when it gets out to open water.

one of my best friend's parents live in Key West. i'm gutted for him to be honest. they were gonna just ride it out as it was supposed to go in up in Miami but now has shifted to an absolute fisting of Key West.

i tried to be positive but i'm pretty worried for them if i'm honest.

[Shindig]

On the bright side, hurricanes seem to deal more in destruction that actual loss of life. Although you could lump earthquakes into that, depending on where they happen. On a sidenote, I tried looking into Jupiter's dark spot (which has been raging at least 350 years) but got bored by the word 'vertices' turning up in every sentence.

[Raoul Duke]

On the bright side, hurricanes seem to deal more in destruction that actual loss of life. Although you could lump earthquakes into that, depending on where they happen. On a sidenote, I tried looking into Jupiter's dark spot (which has been raging at least 350 years) but got bored by the word 'vertices' turning up in every sentence.

There were some NASA photos of it recently (Jupiter's red spot) that were absolutely mega.

[Danny]

it's weakened a bit but unfortunately will gain all of that back when it gets out to open water.

one of my best friend's parents live in Key West. i'm gutted for him to be honest. they were gonna just ride it out as it was supposed to go in up in Miami but now has shifted to an absolute fisting of Key West.

i tried to be positive but i'm pretty worried for them if i'm honest.

The fuck are they doing staying there? They were told to get out earlier this week. Saw a clip of what was going on there earlier, looks rough fuck and to be honest, fucking scary.

We are getting steady rain here today, nothing too mad though obviously.

[Jimmy Floyd]

I have family in Naples (second cousins and the like). The good ol' matriarch of that branch died earlier this year, she was a proper yee-haw negro-hating gal who loved God and hated the African terrorist Obama (apparently on her deathbed she thanked God she lived to see 'him' become President). Anyway, this has left the family with a bunch of retards making the decisions and on this occasion they've all moved into a house in the middle of the evacuation zone and decided to stay there because God is on their side.

God's got absolutely the right idea sending a fucking huge hurricane directly towards them, if you ask me.

[bruhnaldo]

All good here
Buddy's parents in Key west also good surprisingly

[Danny]

And here. No power for going on 8 hrs now though.

[Spikey M]

It's a bit blowy here.

[mugbull]

It's a bit blowy here.

Yeah wtf, I'm sitting at work in Highbury and it's hurricane level winds outside. The rain is really annoying, gets up in the ear. Now I know how Barbudans feel.

[phonics]

It's a bit blowy here.

Jobs thread is over here (http://www.thethirdhalf.co.uk/showthread.php?19-Jobs/page149), mate.

[Spikey M]

It's more of a hobby really.

[Kikó]

Yeah wtf, I'm sitting at work in Highbury and it's hurricane level winds outside. The rain is really annoying, gets up in the ear. Now I know how Barbudans feel.

Fuck off. Where?

[mugbull]

Like, 3 blocks away from Emirates

[Spikey M]

Yeah wtf, I'm sitting at work in Highbury and it's hurricane level winds outside. The rain is really annoying, gets up in the ear. Now I know how Barbudans feel.

Subtlety, dude. Subtlety.

[mugbull]

I swear to god I saw a family of four get carried off by the gusts outside Sainsbury's bro

[Raoul Duke]

Just started absolutely belting it down here. I heard the rain cross the street as it approached :drool:

[Kikó]

Like, 3 blocks away from Emirates

We should actually try have a beer then. I met PENALDO yesterday so it could have been epic banter.