The Weather Thread (Sponsored by the Autumn Equinox 2015)

[Spikey M]

Also, you'd need more than one Storm Tyrone for it to be a gang rape.

[niko_cee]

5 storms from Storm Nick.

:cool:

Once in a lifetime stuff.

[Spikey M]

Can these named cunts just fuck off now?

[Jimmy Floyd]

It's very boring having OMG STORM GERALD every time it gets a bit windy.

[Boydy]

The wind sounds pretty mental around here now.

BBC News - Northern Ireland facing travel disruption as Storm Isha lands
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-68041593

I walked past that scaffolding that collpased about an hour before it did so. I didn't like the look of it then.

[Dquincy]

Very windy here. Storm Leroy is gang raping the south east like a deviant.

[Giggles]

We're down power now. There's that many out now that I'd be surprised if we even have it back tomorrow.

[Spikey M]

Leave my fences alone, Leroy.

[Spikey M]

Just joined the power cut crew :moop:

[Dark Soldier]

The mop bucket outside moved a couple of feet so I brought it in just to be safe.

[Giggles]

No power is a real pain in the hole when it cuts your water too.

[Shindig]

I had no chance sleeping through any of that. :moop:

[Spikey M]

Yeah, that one deserved a name.

[Giggles]

It had a name didn't it? A weird one beginning with I, cane remember what.

[Giggles]

Isha.

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[Spikey M]

It had a name didn't it? A weird one beginning with I, cane remember what.

Yeah, I just mean that it actually warranted one, where as most of them are just farts in a jam jar that would have passed without mention if it wasn't STORM BARRY.

[Ben]

Storm Ronnie Pickering that one. I look after a few sites at work and one of them is up past Fort William. Luckily nobody died last night but the site did.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Didn't even manage to blow down the fence panel that is barely hanging on round mine.

Shit storm.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Seems to have been worse out east than it was here, though we had some fun gusts as well. My boss in Kent called in with no power this morning.

[Spikey M]

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:D

[Manc]

Storm Jocelyn coming up the rear.

[Baz]

Just walked the shop. Jeez. REMAIN INDOORS

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I think I have trenchfoot.

I decided to go for a walk and promptly it started absolutely pissing it down. Was a really cold rain and my shoes are absolutely not waterproof.

[niko_cee]

Is it just me or is it ridiculously windy today, seemingly without warning?

[Yevrah]

Yeah, it's been like that wherever I've been for about a week now though mind.

[John Arne]

37 degrees today, and whilst I like warm weather, it's getting a tad silly.

https://gyazo.com/5339e9bece20afdcf485e6c259296fce.jpeg

[Spikey M]

My heart weeps for you :moop:

[Ben]

I echo Spikey’s sentiment. I’m currently on top of an exposed hill doing a site acceptance test and it’s absolutely fucking baltic. My knackers are nowhere to be seen.

[Shindig]

I'm in DC next week and four days are above 20 degrees.

[Spikey M]

20c or 20f?

Oh. And why? Isn't Washington DC a complete dump?

[niko_cee]

Good museums and insurrection opportunities.

[Shindig]

Yeah, I'm in it for the former.

[niko_cee]

Good thinking, got to keep the latter on the QT lest your ESTA is revoked.

[Shindig]

I've seen enough of the US to know I wouldn't want to live there.

[Pepe]

Isn't Washington DC a complete dump?

One of the best cities to visit in the US, imo.

[Spikey M]

One of the best cities to visit in the US, imo.

Really? I stand corrected. I'm sure I heard somewhere that it's basically the same as Baltimore.

[Pepe]

Might suck to live there, I do not know. The nice thing with visiting is that they have a lot of museums (Air and Space Museum :drool:) and they are all free. You also have white house, capitol, etc. Georgetown right next door is nice and food is good.
.

[Ben]

My family are about an hour outside DC and I've always enjoyed it. Indeed the Air and Space Museum is awesome.

[Shindig]

Aye, I'm seeing that on Wednesday. I want to check out the Udvar-Hazy Centre as well so I can gawp at Enola Gay and an SR-71 Blackbird. :drool:

[Spikey M]

Yeah, OK, that does sound incredibly cool. Either they were talking about a different city and I've misremembered, or it's just like London with cool shit interspersed with poverty and crime.

[niko_cee]

DC is rough as fuck quite quickly when you stray from the big lawn thing with all the stuff in or around it.

But that's probably true of most cities.

[Shindig]

Especially cities the size of London, New York, San Francisco, etc.

[Giggles]

All cities are rough as fuck. Most towns are rough as fuck.

[niko_cee]

Right, what is fucking going on here? Week after week we had fucking named storms coming out of our ears and then nothing for ages as it approaches the rarely seen Storm N. Storm Nick, as was prophesied in the stupid chart of names to be used this year. So now what do I see? Storm fucking Nelson? Who named that? The Spanish? Nelson? Are they taking the fucking piss? Absolutely seething. Bomb Cadiz.

[Spikey M]

Right, what is fucking going on here? Week after week we had fucking named storms coming out of our ears and then nothing for ages as it approaches the rarely seen Storm N. Storm Nick, as was prophesied in the stupid chart of names to be used this year. So now what do I see? Storm fucking Nelson? Who named that? The Spanish? Nelson? Are they taking the fucking piss? Absolutely seething. Bomb Cadiz.

It looks like it probably was Spain (https://metro.co.uk/2024/03/28/british-tourist-dies-spain-storm-nelson-batters-parts-country-20550412/), yes.

Atleast you haven't been involved in friendly fire this way.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Just saw someone's clothes horse get taken by the wind from a high balcony and land in someone's garden on the ground floor.

[Pepe]

Damn. Are you ok?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I'm a bit shell shocked, mate.

Thanks for asking.

[Spikey M]

20c today apparently. :drool:

Shame it's being accompanied by Storm Katie McKateface or whatever this one is.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Whenever the Irish name storms they should always use one of their silly names to troll the British. Storm Keoghluin which is somehow pronounced 'Brian'.

[Ben]

It’s pretty warm already. Fucking windy though.

[Baz]

Get the washing pegged out :drool:

[Manc]

Along with your anus. :drool:

[John Arne]

Last few weeks have been pretty brutal here. Normally 33 everyday, but last few weeks have seen 35-36 every day. Plus, we have the bonus of the monsoon season starting in a few weeks.


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[Jimmy Floyd]

The one time I went to that part of the world (Hong Kong and Thailand about 20 years ago) I found it almost impossible to operate, the humidity hits you like a wall of steaming hot water. Far worse being in 30 there than in 40+ in Europe.

[Spikey M]

I don't recall what any weather other than windy feels like. It's been different shades of this shit for about 8 months now.

[Yevrah]

Indeed, I’d take the horrors Jim describes over the shit we’ve had to put up with any day of the week.

[Pepe]

Hot + humid > Cold + windy

[Giggles]

Anything is better than windy.

[Don]

What a fucking shithole this country is. Get me that AI revolution so I can take up a farm job somewhere closer to the equator.

[Baz]

If it could just stop raining for a few days please

[Spikey M]

Even by this country's standards the last year or so has been pathetic.

[Waffdon]

Mega summer inbound

[Jimmy Floyd]

There hasn't been a properly decent spell of weather since last June. It's weak and immoral.

[Waffdon]

Yeah, that sounds about right. Last 2/3 weeks were exceptional leading into 14 days of 35c+ in Malta and me looking forward to the breeze when coming home. The breeze hasn’t stopped since

[Pepe]

Twenty degrees over here. :drool:

[phonics]

Government weather control in action. #RealiseRealEyesSeeRealLies

[Waffdon]

Good old Le Tiss had a great tweet about that the other day

[John Arne]

Struggling to operate now. Tired. Need a swim. 38 with a feels like of 42.

Makes sense really, the Government wants to us to do what they say, so they make it hot outside #LeTiss

[Spikey M]

This is taking the fucking piss now.

[Jimmy Floyd]

I'm delighted tbh, there was some bird shit that really needed washing off my bonnet.

[Luke Emia]

#LeTisswasright

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

It's brightened up a bit after absolutely lashing it down for a while.

I imagine it will be back to biblical rain very soon though.

It's a real kick in the teeth after a pleasant couple of days.

[Manc]

Sneezing like a maniac today. Spring has well and truly sprung. Shame about the grey skies.

[Giggles]

No rain or wind :drool:

I can't remember the last time we had neither.

[Mike]

Sat out in the garden in a T-shirt enjoying the first sun of the year. Bring on summer!

[Don]

What temperature are you fucking gammons fapping over? There's hints of blue and sun showing itself like some tease but we're still grey and 10-13 degrees here throughout the coming week.

[Shindig]

Aye, it's been chilly up here.

[Spikey M]

9c here. :moop:

[Mike]

A huge 13c. Was more the sun was out with no wind.

[Lewis]

We got the next decade of good Spring weather to get us through the dogshit in 2020.

[Don]

That really was the peak of Great Britain, I'm a year away from going full Le Tiss if we don't see the likes of it again.

[Spikey M]

The year before last was glorious too. Field fires not withstanding.

If we have another summer like last year I'll be riding Le Tiss into Exeter to firebomb the Met Office. Absolutely seething at this shit.

I'm not asking for much. 23c, sun and no wind will do me.

[Adramelch]

You would think that's some kind of filter, but alas that's an actual photo from my balcony:

https://i.gyazo.com/ef5611b0314015dc4f41157a836afcf7.png

Anyone fancy some Saharan dust?

[Manc]

That would make for a great album cover.

[niko_cee]

It really is unacceptably cold at the moment.

[Spikey M]

Matt Le Tissier for PM.

[Yevrah]

I have the heat back on. In basically May. It's fucking madness.

[Spikey M]

Above average temperatures next week \./

Also above average rain /.\

[Don]

A rare sighting of a 19 currently on the distant horizon of the Met's 2 week forecast but if it's accompanied by the clouds as it currently is, that's not going to make up for this fucking cesspit.

[John Arne]

Sweet fucking jesus. It's almost 9pm and I just walked outside to be greeted with hot air. Feels like 41... 9-fucking pm.

Thank fuck for AC.

[Spikey M]

Yeah yeah. Suck your nan.

[John Arne]

:D

[Pepe]

Chilly 13 deg C over here.

25 on Sunday :cool:

[Spikey M]

https://i.ibb.co/WPHVhgz/Screenshot-20240425-154335-Weather.jpg

It feels like this has been our permanent weather forecast for about 10 months now. I need someone to hold accountable.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

https://i.ibb.co/WPHVhgz/Screenshot-20240425-154335-Weather.jpg

It feels like this has been our permanent weather forecast for about 10 months now. I need someone to hold accountable.

That's a lie.

We get one semi-decent day thrown in to give us hope before we're crushed again by the latest storm.

[Spikey M]

That's a lie.

We get one semi-decent day thrown in to give us hope before we're crushed again by the latest storm.

The catfish day is Monday.

[Ben]

I heard if nobody votes Tory at the next election so they don't even make Opposition, it's all sunlit uplands from there on baby.

[Pepe]

Fucking AC isn't working.

[Mike]

Freezing today! Big coat back out tomorrow.

[Spikey M]

It's been the best day for ages here. We're only talking 15c, but the sun is out and there isn't gale force wind, so I'll take it.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Yeah it was quite nice here.

Rest of the week is meant to be decent too, although I imagine that's false hope and it will be raining like a mother fucker come Wednesday.

[Jimmy Floyd]

The Met Office have it 18 all week, yes the sun goes in tomorrow but only the odd spot of rain here and there. Feels like the result of the Good Friday Agreement.

[Yevrah]

Today is lovely so far. I'm confused.

[Don]

We did it. Fuck Le Tiss.

[thommo]

Fucking hell are you all kidding? We're in the middle of a 2nd day of non-stop rain.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Meant to hit 18 later today.

[Jimmy Floyd]

I don't get Le Tiss's take on this. If the government were able to control the weather, surely they'd make it nice so that everyone was happy and voted them back in.

[Spikey M]

Everything else they're doing appears to point to them wanting an unhappy population tbf.

[Ben]

Fucking hell are you all kidding? We're in the middle of a 2nd day of non-stop rain.

There must be a great east-west divide because I'm basking in 17C sunshine already.

[thommo]

There must be a great east-west divide because I'm basking in 17C sunshine already.

I just had a look at the weather radar - a huge blotch of rain just sitting over Wales, swooping northwards towards the Irish Sea. :moop:

We did get a day of sun on Sunday at least.

[Ben]

We've hit 20C chaps. :cool:

[Spikey M]

Lovely 4 hour thunderstorm overnight. Redbull and Skittles for breakfast, let's go.

[Ben]

Dry weather forecast for the next week. :drool:

[Jimmy Floyd]

It was insane at 4-5am. Thousands of lightning flashes and fuck all rain, maybe someone else got it.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Thunderstorm is forecast from 2-8pm here.

Oh dear.

[Bernanke]

With the incredible improvement weather wise, hay fever came out and hit me like a truck. :cry:

[Spikey M]

I heard if nobody votes Tory at the next election so they don't even make Opposition, it's all sunlit uplands from there on baby.

My Tory safeseat has just elected an independent and it's fucking freezing again.

LeTiss for PM plz.

[Waffdon]

It’s okay, lads. I’ve checked next weeks forecast in Spikey land and we should get a little respite from him. Hopefully.

[Spikey M]

Seems unlikely.

[Magic]

Warmest day of the year yesterday, a heady 15C but it was accompanied by 35MPH winds. Still, at least it was sunny...

[Don]

Trying to check the forecast for Sunday as I'll be at the Conference playoff final at Wembley and it's jumping around wildly these last few days. The lack of certainty is almost as damaging as the shitness of the weather itself ffs.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

It's proper grim here today.

Cold, wet, windy and grey.

This is the south ffs not the north.

[niko_cee]

I dunno mate, you are considerably past Watford.

[Baz]

My washings out and the sky is a more of a light shade of black, than a dark shade of grey. Think I’ll be banging the radiators on and frantically unpegging it in the rain before 2.

[Yevrah]

So I got sunburnt yesterday, in England. I’m very confused.

[Jimmy Floyd]

How did you manage that? I froze solid.

[Don]

Incredible rain today which seems to be the catalyst for a solid dry week and temperatures of 20-23. Fucking hope you gammons become pinker than my missus' flaps.

[Spikey M]

How did you manage that? I froze solid.

Yesterday and Saturday were great here too.

Bank Holiday Monday is Bank Holiday Mondaying like a little bitch though.

[Shindig]

Next week is looking warm but with those kind of summer showers that are five minute monsoons.

[Waffdon]

25c in London this weekend. They cunts always get it good.

[Waffdon]

18, 19, 20, 22 and 22 degrees the next 5 days. Must have been a bank holiday recently

[Lewis]

It might finally be shorts season proper now thank fuck.

[Waffdon]

Northern lights are cool

[Magic]

All the fake pictures are not.

[Baz]

This is splendid. Hey Google is trying to tell me it will be partly cloudy all day, when the sky is as blue as wullie’s childhood bedroom.

Glad I charged the paddling pool pump overnight cos this is not the weather you wanna be putting your mouth on anything that isn’t cold and beery.

[Lewis]

All the fake pictures are not.

It looked like a slight greyish spray from where I am, but the pictures taken half a mile away would make you think it was Iceland.

[Mike]

At Centre Parcs this weekend and it’s glorious. Just been to the beach and discovered I’ve a beach buddy in my youngest. BBQ for dinner then to the swimming pools.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Northern lights are cool
Couldn't see shit from my house :(

[Spikey M]

First day of summer tomorrow.

14c. Gale force winds. Pissing it down.

Absolutely seething.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Where are you, Reykjavik? Met Office for Southend says dry and 18.

[Pepe]

:uhoh:

[Waffdon]

21c and sun with 5mph in Perth tomorrow. Tops off

[Spikey M]

Where are you, Reykjavik? Met Office for Southend says dry and 18.

I live in Barling (it always says Wakering, but that's about half a mile away).

https://i.ibb.co/9TDm52n/Screenshot-20240531-152605-Weather.jpg

[Waffdon]

Where are you, Reykjavik? Met Office for Southend says dry and 18.

The trusty iPhone app says 19c tomorrow (but v windy) and then sunny and 21c on Sunday. Panic over in the Spikey household.

[Waffdon]

I live in Barling (it always says Wakering, but that's about half a mile away).

https://i.ibb.co/9TDm52n/Screenshot-20240531-152605-Weather.jpg

Think you have a dodgy phone, brother.

[Spikey M]

The trusty iPhone app says 19c tomorrow (but v windy) and then sunny and 21c on Sunday. Panic over in the Spikey household.

My phone says I will cease panicking briefly on Tuesday, but other than that the panicking will be maintained until we are north of 20c.

https://i.ibb.co/Nxm8rV1/Screenshot-20240531-153213-Weather.jpg

[Jimmy Floyd]

There's no reason to complain about the weather unless the wind gust figure is more than three times the temperature.

[Spikey M]

I'm British. Complaining about the weather is my birthright.

[Boydy]

I've had to put the heating on the past few days. This is fucking bullshit.

[Spikey M]

We haven't put the heating on, but I can confirm that 15c in June is indeed bullshit.

[Boydy]

My phone is telling me it's 12 degrees here. :moop:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

13 with rain here right now.

I miss the sun.

[Kikó]

It's just under 20 degrees here. 😍

[Pepe]

34 for me.

[Magic]

It's like 12C and heavy rain for the next 7 days. :drool:

[Spikey M]

https://i.ibb.co/stVXT9S/Screenshot-20240614-135513-Weather.jpg

I'm 90% sure Le Tiss was right and I'm being gaslit.

[Yevrah]

Just driven back home. Hour and a half journey. Pissing rain for almost the entire time. In June. It’s many years away yet but I am definitely retiring abroad.

[Manc]

TTH meet - Benidorm 2050.

[SvN]

https://i.ibb.co/stVXT9S/Screenshot-20240614-135513-Weather.jpg

I'm 90% sure Le Tiss was right and I'm being gaslit.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/football/2024/04/18/TELEMMGLPICT000374404316_17134618705780_trans_NvBQ zQNjv4BqzCWQqyLDgGoINPWx3-nQtXoTL377ZPdFm5jiOzQy2js.jpeg

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Seems to be nice here for about 20 minutes then chucks it down for an hour or two.

[Magic]

Fuck I'd kill for those temps rn.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Grim here today, pretty much non-stop rain.

[Spikey M]

I'll allow it today. Let the tRoOpInG tHe cOlOuR lot get nice and soggy.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I'll allow it today. Let the tRoOpInG tHe cOlOuR lot get nice and soggy.

But the worst of it seemed to be whilst I was out on a walk :(

[Baz]

Top weather starts tomorrow lads don’t worry.

England game in the sunshine. The turning point of the Summer. :drool:

[Giggles]

Thunder here now. Must be an England game alright.

[Magic]

Went to Knockhill for the bikes. Had to leave after a couple of hours because it was incessant rain, wind and fucking freezing. Fuck Scotland.

[Waffdon]

My phone is saying a week on Wednesday will be 27c. We’re back boys

[Giggles]

They don't know what it's going to do this Wednesday.

[niko_cee]

Ventusky weather maps forecast this significant thunderstorm about a week away, indicating - if accurate -megastorm conditions across Brighton, Southend-on-Sea and Ipswich.

:uhoh:

[Magic]

My phone is saying a week on Wednesday will be 27c. We’re back boys

Suggest you get a new phone coff.

[Spikey M]

:uhoh:

:drool:

[Waffdon]

Suggest you get a new phone coff.

All the newspapers are now running with ‘first heatwave of the year’ at the end of the month. My phone > you

[Magic]

Maybe, but it ain't gonna be 27C here on Wed.

[Waffdon]

Maybe, but it ain't gonna be 27C here on Wed.

I said it would be next Wednesday. Bookmark this, son.

[Magic]

I said it would be next Wednesday. Bookmark this, son.

Ah gotcha. Popcorn gif.

[Waffdon]

https://i.ibb.co/t2q6VWq/IMG-8816.png

Glorious weather in the lead up of flying out on holiday on the Friday :drool:

[Boydy]

17 degrees here today with a clear blue sky and no wind. Pretty much perfect to me. I don't want it any warmer.

Although just checked and it's to be about 19 by 6pm.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Went to the local outdoor pool this morning.

Was lovely.

[Waffdon]

17 degrees here today with a clear blue sky and no wind. Pretty much perfect to me. I don't want it any warmer.

Although just checked and it's to be about 19 by 6pm.

One minute your heating is on in June and next 19c is too much. Christ

[Boydy]

One minute your heating is on in June and next 19c is too much. Christ
It was 12 degrees the other day!

[Boydy]

And when it gets above 20 the upstairs of my house is too warm and it makes sleeping in it shit.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

It was 12 degrees the other day!

12 isn't cold enough to put the heating on.

Don't be a fanny.

[Magic]

I like how of course it can't just be sunny but has to be accompanied by a fucking annoying wind.

[Spikey M]

It was 12 degrees the other day!

You realise 19 is only 7 more than 12, right?

[Ben]

Glorious here. We're owed a solid two months worth of this to make up for the six months of constant rain.

[Pepe]

'Feels like' 40 over here yesterday. Today is looking about the same. Brutal.

[Baz]

Glorious day. Went for a 5 mile walk after the school run this morning and it was lovely, but might do it around lunchtime tomorrow to catch some sun.

[Magic]

19C and cloudy. Is this our heatwave...

[Baz]

7 mile walk this morning. Got one of those new cookie dough frappes from Costa along my journey.

8/10 weather, could be hotter and less cloudy.

[Giggles]

It's bucketing it down here and, even worse, it's over 20⁰.

[Magic]

I said it would be next Wednesday. Bookmark this, son.

:harold:

[Waffdon]

:D

4 days and I’ll be in a heatwave anyway so nae arsed x

[Spikey M]

25 here on Thursday. Not far off.

[Magic]

25 here on Thursday. Not far off.

We've got *checks notes* 16C and heavy rain all day and night.

[Giggles]

I've anything done that I needed to do outdoors now, so apart from a skim of the lawn in a week it can do whatever the fuck it likes. Apart from wind.

[Dquincy]

25 here on Thursday. Not far off.
South east is where it's at. :cool:

[Baz]

I've anything done that I needed to do outdoors now, so apart from a skim of the lawn in a week it can do whatever the fuck it likes. Apart from wind.

Got my lawn done today but both strimmer batteries won’t charge. :mad: Looks a mess.

[Giggles]

My strimmer acted the cunt all morning, dropping revs on throttle. Had to spend an hour setting up the carb so was cutting way latet the. I wanted to be.

[Mike]

Fantastic today!
https://i.postimg.cc/3NpNBkhJ/IMG-1533.png
Having a pool day with my daughter and we’re loving life.

[Spikey M]

Could do with another few degrees but I'll take this.

[Ben]

25.5C in my back garden which is parked right in the middle of absolutely tremendous territory. Had to drive to the hospital about my knee and it’s 29C here which is getting on for the upper limit of enjoyable. Abroad it’d be spot on but here that sort of temperature always feels a bit too muggy with the humidity getting on for 60%.

[Spikey M]

That's me, you, DS and Keeks with dodgy knees. 1 more and we can start an ill-fated 5-a-side team.

[Magic]

I can't believe this shite it's back to fucking 12C and raining again. Just fuck this.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

29c here. Absolutely roasting with no breeze.

The walk back from the gym was brutal.

[SvN]

Oh, you've been going to the gym?

[Baz]

I mean, you could do that with 99% of people/posts on here. We accept TTH for what it is, autism and all.

[Waffdon]

I can't believe this shite it's back to fucking 12C and raining again. Just fuck this.

The drop in temp has been hilarious. Was sunny and 21c at midday and now 14c and away to be pissing rain for the next 4 hours :lol:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Oh, you've been going to the gym?

You ok, hon?

Did you hire someone else shit that needs to be fired?

[Spikey M]

Oh snap, gonna need some Aloe Vera for that burn.

[SvN]

Slight overreaction.

[Baz]

Can’t believe it’s back rubbish tomorrow. :(

[Spikey M]

We've got one more day of it, then it drops down to 21. Doesn't look too bad though.

[niko_cee]

25 to 22 over the next 5 days apparently, which is the perfect weather when one is not in a coastal region.

[Magic]

I actually can't stand this. It's not going to be warmer than 16C for the next week or so, and it's going to be windy and unsettled. Worst summer ever?

[Magic]

It's not been higher than 13C today, heavy rain and it's currently 11C.

[Ben]

It was fairly warm here yesterday and we got a full game of cricket in and finished at 4pm. Racing home 50 minutes (that’s how long it takes in dry conditions) in absolutely biblical rain to catch the start of the England game was certainly an experience however. Not seen rain like that in a while.

[Spikey M]

It repeatedly rained whilst also being sunny yesterday. Then it absolutely chucked it down accompanied by hurricane strength winds. Standard British Summertime.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

This summer is the pits.

Went out for a walk and it was sunny with the temperature at around 18c so I went with no coat or jacket and light trainers.

After about 25 minutes the sun dipped in, the clouds went grey and opened up.

Was in a park so no chance of any cover. I did go into a local B&M to pick up an umbrella despite being soaked however which at least made things a bit better.

Feet are wet though as the trainers couldn't stand up to all the standing water and a couple of dickhead cars sprayed me just before I got home because cunts don't know how to drive when it's wet.

[Magic]

23C here in Vienna, rising to mid-30s this week. :drool:

[Bam]

You'll burn like a crisp ya wee ginger Jock.

[Magic]

You're fucking right I will. Although my DNA test did say I've got an 80% chance of skin cancer. That's a chance I'm willing to take. Can't get skin cancer without sun. :drool:

[Spikey M]

https://i.ibb.co/BGqmRK3/Highconvective17092023ver3-png-53aa23d41d21bbb617555d52c0734522.png

:drool:

[niko_cee]

17/9/23

????

[Spikey M]

Lolol one of the autists on Netweather was being nostalgic about an old storm apparently.

Pretend I posted this one:

https://i.ibb.co/NtCy5qM/20240715-105916.webp

[Manc]

Can't believe Labour haven't changed the control settings.

[niko_cee]

The fake date map looks more accurate as there's a massive thunderstorm and biblical amounts of rain coming down here at the moment.

[Spikey M]

A few rumbles here but not much by way of rain yet.

[Spikey M]

30c at the weekend in the South East.

[Baz]

23 here tomorrow. Might walk to work to kill two hours.

[Magic]

21C here and sunny, then rain for the next 6 days. :drool:

[Magic]

What a day to have off. 25C (but still more wind than I'd like).

[Spikey M]

Tonight is the best type of Summer night. The house is boiling, buy with the front and back windows open an outrageously satisfying breeze is blowing through. :drool:

The Summer holidays finally delivering an actual summer too. Love it.

[Spikey M]

32 here tomorrow and I've booked the day off. Barbecue out, beer in the fridge. Perfect day. But wait, what's this, a wild invite to 20 of our kids friends parents to come over and have a pool party? Great. :moop:

[Mike]

Been 25 and just sun here today. Glorious!
Though I’m getting old as I’ve moved to the shade for a cool down.

[Spikey M]

The summer had a properly rough start to it and spring was pretty shit too, but the last few weeks have been glorious. Keep those planes spraying whatever they're spraying, Dr Le Tissier.

[Kikó]

Playing football today in 31 degree heat. It was hellish. Instant dry mouth.

[phonics]

Was doing the roofing for a shed today after staying up till 4am playing Tekken. Am gonna have a lasagne and go to bed.

[Baz]

Three people complimented my tan today. :cool:


Was doing the roofing for a shed today

Did mine on Friday. Thought it was a case of remove old battered felt, add new felt. Instead, removed the old stuff revealed a rotten wooden roof that needed fixing, and then adding the felt. Good job my dad can do anything, while I provide entertainment and coffee.

[niko_cee]

Storm Lillian inbound leaving us tantalisingly close to Storm Nicholas, but sad times as I think the clock runs out at the end of August on the current slate of storm names. :cry:

[Magic]

It never got warmer than 14C yesterday, with the wind it was properly baltic.

[Baz]

Rain needs to go in the bin. I don’t think I’d ever miss it, if an actual drought wouldn’t be the beginning of the end. Ruins everything.

[niko_cee]

I'm off camping tomorrow, so paired with it being a bank holiday weekend it was always going to be apocalyptically shit weather.

[niko_cee]

The end of summer has certainly hit with a bang. :moop:

[Jimmy Floyd]

South coast getting absolutely peppered tomorrow but we here in King's Landing appear to be absolutely fine. Yah boo sucks.

[Spikey M]

I don't want to call the Met Office shite, but we are simultaneously under a weather warning for rainfall whilst also having no rain forecast whatsoever, which is, well, shite.

[niko_cee]

On the rain radar thing it looks like it mostly misses Essex. Seems weird for it to be coming from the south east rather than the west.

[Clunge]

It's just arrived in south London. Absolute deluge and thunder loud enough to comfortably hear through my noise cancelling headphones.

[Magic]

13C all next week. :drool: