Christmas 2016

[Dquincy]

Merry Christmas guys. Enjoy your day and tomorrow we can recommence being mean to each other.
If we can be nice for a day then why can't we ne nice for a whole year.

You gotta believe Peter!!!

[Bam]

Who is Peter?

[Adamski]

You two should definitely talk more.

Merry Christmas folks.

[Dquincy]

Who is Peter?

http://image.blingee.com/images19/content/output/000/000/000/794/751647988_161554.gif

[Jimmy Floyd]

My mother is in bed with the flu and my dad has a lesser version of same, so we have quite literally cancelled Christmas. May peace be with you, I'm firing up FM.

[Magic]

Highlight so far is me getting more money than the wife from her senile grandmother. :drool:

[Byron]

Merry Jesus Birthday lads.

[ItalAussie]

Fairly confident I ate my bodyweight in lasagne.

[Lewis]

My mother is in bed with the flu and my dad has a lesser version of same, so we have quite literally cancelled Christmas. May peace be with you, I'm firing up FM.

Say what you want about Koreans, but they would force themselves out of bed as not to let The Family down (and drop dead during the dinner), so building the day up as something completely removed from all things Moonie has backfired.

[Dark Soldier]

Merry Christmas fuckos x

[Bam]

Fairly confident I ate my bodyweight in lasagne.

Ah, ye old festive lasagne. Very traditional.

[phonics]

An old white lady walked past me and I said 'Merry Christmas' to her and she replied 'thank you' and walked off. What a cunt.

[Lewis]

I got a jumper, a book, some money, a white Toblerone, and some other crap.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Alright, Mokkers.

[Mike]

I got a ukulele :cool2:

[Lewis]

I think I'm well within my rights to lump socks (just plain adult ones sorry mate) and shower gel under 'crap'.

[mugbull]

I got a lot of socks and they were deffo the best gift of the night. Also got beer-scented shampoo (?)

[Dark Soldier]

Got Viz's Anus Horribilis. That's my bog book sorted for the year.

[Magic]

I got a lot of socks and they were deffo the best gift of the night. Also got beer-scented shampoo (?)

I got 12 pairs. All from my gran.

[Magic]

An old white lady walked past me and I said 'Merry Christmas' to her and she replied 'thank you' and walked off. What a cunt.

Obvs race was important here.

[Giggles]

I was wondering about that too. If she was black and he'd said, ital would have banned him for 6 months.

[Lewis]

He'll follow it up later with some feel-good Muslim stories.

[Magic]

I was wondering about that too. If she was black and he'd said, ital would have banned him for 6 months.

To be honest I wouldn't bother about thank you. What's wrong with that? Was he expecting an RT or something?

[John Arne]

Sounds like the Queen is about to pop her clogs. It's been tough life, to be fair.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Sounds like the Queen is about to pop her clogs. It's been tough life, to be fair.

A Christmas miracle for Charles.

[P_3]

Merry Christmas all. Best wishes for the New Year.

[Magic]

I got a jar of jam, some chutney and a tub of Foxes biscuits from my dad. :D

[igor_balis]

Managed to get out of the horrible awkward present exchanging session with the extended family and just have to turn up at my nans to eat dinner with her, my mum and my uncle.

Last night was fun, but I was showing my mates the mental message the Romanian girl sent me a few days ago, and I accidentally sent a thumbs up, and was then egged on to fliratuously chat to her for a bit and it culminated in her saying something about me being a 'good husband'. Fuck sake.

[Boydy]

:D

What was the mental message she sent you?

[igor_balis]

New is the year, new are the hopes and the aspirations, new is the resolution, new are the spirits and forever my warm wishes are for you! Have a promising and fulfilling new year!

[Boydy]

:thbup:

[five time]

Parents have been cooking dinner since about 11 this morning and it's still nowhere in sight. No idea how they manage it every year, they part cooked the turkey last night also.

[Foe]

Christmas dinner was top.

As was the traditional Christmas bannoffee pie. :wub:

[Jimmy Floyd]

I just went and had two pints at the pub, now I'm down with the lurg as well. My mum is properly bedridden, and my dad is threatening to watch either '633 Squadron' or 'The Bridge at Remagen'. Christmas lunch isn't happening so I'm going to have to survive on cheese alone. No presents will be opened today either. It's like the void Grand National.

[Adamski]

Can't you just make it and scoff the lot?

[Manc]

Sound Christmas thus far. Presents included gig & theatre tickets, craft beers, books, sovereign ring and some clutter.

Someone put Floyd down.

[Adamski]

You can do it yourself with your new sovereign ring.

[Magic]

Mother is late with the five bird roast. Unacceptable.

[Jimmy Floyd]

He's ended up watching 'Transporter'. Jesus Christ.

On the plus side though the cheese board is strong.

[Giggles]

I've had some pecan pie, trifle, and cheesecake in the one bowl. It worked.

[phonics]

Got club level tickets to the match tomorrow. Prawn sandwiches all day lads.

[Kikó]

We went out for lunch nearby and it was stunning meal. Now we're back in the house and the sister in law is playing carols on the piano.

This is so much more civilised than anything at my house.

[phonics]

Kiko's turn into a true European is the biggest turn up of the books for the last decade of TTH.

[Giggles]

Carol singing in the house and a hotel Christmas dinner? The mainland euros can keep that.

[Lewis]

He's sitting there glancing awkwardly at the maracas in his suitcase.

[Kikó]

I knew I shouldn't have come down in this stone roses T-shirt.

[Magic]

https://s30.postimg.org/kgy2kbe5d/20161225_153452.jpg

Delish.

[Kikó]

Why have you got food in disposable trays?

[mo]

Currently enjoying David Squires' book with the Lion King in the background. Nephews have fucked off now so peace at last.

[Magic]

I wanted to edit that out but couldn't be arsed. It's shop bought stuffing which was shit.

[Giggles]

I've hundreds of those trays in different sizes for cooking stuff in. Saves some washing up.

[Lewis]

I never understand why people get all excited about the actual dinner. Chocolate for breakfast yeah mate; but did you not all have weekly roast dinners growing up? It's just a slightly bigger Sunday roast, and when would you ever pay for one of those if given the choice of whatever you wanted?

[Giggles]

Proper dinner is the best part of any day, so it's the best part of Christmas day.

[Jimmy Floyd]

I've concluded that I'm actually the most ill out of anyone, but far more resilient. Women - and I'm going to generalise here - are soft as shit.

[Kikó]

I wanted to edit that out but couldn't be arsed. It's shop bought stuffing which was shit.

Shame, stuffing is ace when done right. No idea what the hell it is either just some kind of stuff stuck together to taste nice.

Lewis - I barely had roasts growing up due to the Italian grandparent so it's a good novelty.

[Magic]

Shame, stuffing is ace when done right. No idea what the hell it is either just some kind of stuff stuck together to taste nice.

Lewis - I barely had roasts growing up due to the Italian grandparent so it's a good novelty.

The port sprouts and goose fat roasters more than made up for it. Stuffing is weird anyway.

[Shindig]

Some of the women I work with can't wait for an excuse to take a sickie. And Lewis is right, it's just a Sunday dinner XL although, since I moved out, those don't come around that often. Too full to eat shite at the minute. Metabolise, you bastard.

[Jimmy Floyd]

People generally put more effort into the Christmas roast and so it's better, although Magic's potatoes don't seem to have been subject to such treatment.

[Magic]

They were really fluffy and crispy.

[Giggles]

Pigs in blankets are even nicer if you cook them.

[Shindig]

Be honest, Magic. You were eating alone, weren't you?

[Boydy]

They don't look it. That 'roast' potato looks like it's barely seen an oven.

[Kikó]

Not sure about peas either tbh.

[Magic]

And here it comes. :D

Few posts it'll be Ethiopians in '84 wouldn't even eat that.

[phonics]

me laughing my tits off at slagging magics cooking off while family open their presents has got me right in the Christmas spirit.

[Raoul Duke]

Pub lunch was alright, although the staff were all over the shop. Points for the random sorbet between starter + main, I guess.

Got a new rucksack and a scarf from the missus and a bunch of books/comics and some cash/vouchers from the family. I haven't seen my lot yet, but I can't wait to open my inevitable Lynx box set in mid-January.

Now just hanging out with the cat and eating chocolate truffles. Might watch Iron Man.

[igor_balis]

dinner was alright, grandmother wasn't too mental, a successful day. now i'm gonna listen to vaughan williams and play don bradman cricket. have fun lads. x

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Dinner was grand.

My bread sauce was stunning.

Oh and lol at Magic's boiled potatoes.

[Dark Soldier]

Just had my dinner, plus a second serving of more turkey, pigs in blankets and gravy, and I'm still fucking hungry. Turkey sarnies later :drool:

[Waffdon]

Christmas Eve is far better

[Spoonsky]

Several inches of snow already. :drool:

[Magic]

My mum made it btw.

[Lewis]

Chucking his mam and her shit dinners under the bus. Lowlife.

[Dark Soldier]

Sure mate.

[Magic]

It was a perfectly nice Christmas dinner. More pics for comparison.

[Max Power]

Just been eating chocolate with me Mum whilst watching It's a Wonderful Life. Brilliantly low key Christmas tbh. Gonna smash some cheese in a bit I reckon.

[Baz]

Just played Dungeons & Dragons. :cool:

[Foe]

Positive: dinner was good, gran is still in reasonable health and there's two cats (who dislike each other but both cute) in the house. I also have toblerone with my protein shake and there's vol au vents in the offing.

negative: my parents obviously think I'm a boring middle aged women as they bought me a 'throw' for my couch and bath towels. :cab: very surreal.

[Boydy]

Maybe they've been reading your posts here.

[igor_balis]

oh yeah my nan's cat is a nasty twat who always scratches me.

[Foe]

Maybe they've been reading your posts here.

I can feel that burn all the way from Bethlehem.

[mugbull]

Just played Dungeons & Dragons. :cool:

In the past tense? Don't those things take like a month to play?

[Lewis]

I reckon I've done about 450g of Toblerone in today (most of the big white one, and a full Brexit-shaped medium one), and it has convinced me that I could put that 4.5kg away over two days.

[Magic]

Positive: dinner was good, gran is still in reasonable health and there's two cats (who dislike each other but both cute) in the house. I also have toblerone with my protein shake and there's vol au vents in the offing.

negative: my parents obviously think I'm a boring middle aged women as they bought me a 'throw' for my couch and bath towels. :cab: very surreal.

Pretty good present haul that.

[Baz]

In the past tense? Don't those things take like a month to play?We paused mid-quest, currently in area 9 of the Redbrand Hideout, because I had to go to the in-laws.

[Magic]

Cheese and crackers are out. Operation heart stop commence.

[Giggles]

Sambo time.

[Magic]

Sambo time.

Thought they made this illegal in the 1860s?

[igor_balis]

my uncle calls me sambo

[Manc]

No roast potatoes due to duck fat shenanigans. Liberties.

[bruhnaldo]

Merry Christmas y'all.

Dinner was fantastic. Trying to find room for this extra chocolate chocolate chocolate cake.

Already did presents with my Ma before we came up to visit the family, came up on some college football bowl tickets and tickets to the Pro Bowl (American football all star game). Also a bunch of Jordan socks. $100 Nike gift card. All a very nice come up.

Got Momma some Andrea Bocelli tickets, so that'll be fun.

Hope everyone is enjoying their day.

[Foe]

Isn't the Pro Bowl in Hawai'i?

Or are they playing it in Florida this year.

Which bowl game?

Vol au vents were top class. Time for some alcoholic ginger ale.

[Samadini]

I reckon I've done about 450g of Toblerone in today (most of the big white one, and a full Brexit-shaped medium one), and it has convinced me that I could put that 4.5kg away over two days.

I had my first brexit Toblerone the other day. Wasn't really sure how best to tackle the massive lip you get with each piece, bit too awkward to out in your mouth all at once, so I went with biting the lip off first, then taking on the peak.

Will have another one later to see if there's a better way.


I should say this was a medium one. The full size fuckers I just nibble on like a fucking rodent.

[Jimmy Floyd]

I now feel like absolute death. Should be fine to go back to work on the 28th though. Best Christmas ever.

[Giggles]

I tried one bottle and it's down the sink. Too full for a drop.

[Magic]

Some home made walnut bread (toasted) with my farm made strawberry jam washed down with a glass of red completes the absolute unnecessary pig out.

[bruhnaldo]

Isn't the Pro Bowl in Hawai'i?

Or are they playing it in Florida this year.

Which bowl game?

Vol au vents were top class. Time for some alcoholic ginger ale.

Ya they moved it to Orlando this year and I live about 5 miles from the stadium so it'll be a fun day.

As for the bowl it's the Russell Athletic Bowl in Orlando as well as my Miami Hurricanes will be playing. The team they're playing, West Virginia, is ranked 14th so it should be a decent game.

[Foe]

Ya they moved it to Orlando this year and I live about 5 miles from the stadium so it'll be a fun day.

As for the bowl it's the Russell Athletic Bowl in Orlando as well as my Miami Hurricanes will be playing. The team they're playing, West Virginia, is ranked 14th so it should be a decent game.

Both sound amazing. West Virginia are massive bottle jobs, so hopefully they let Brad Kaaya's men romp to victory for you.

[Magic]

Lol at Foe pretending to know about whatever boring American sport Bruh is waffling on about.

[Giggles]

Lol at Foe pretending to know about whatever boring American sport Bruh is waffling on about.

I still waiting for him to do a thread explaining college football to us all. I just can't get my head around it.

[Dquincy]

I now feel like absolute death. Should be fine to go back to work on the 28th though. Best Christmas ever.

For a tough guy, you sure do whinge a lot.

[Dquincy]

Points for the random sorbet between starter + main, I guess.


Palate cleanser mate.

[Dquincy]

Pigs in blankets are even nicer if you cook them.
:D

[Raoul Duke]

Palate cleanser mate.

Of course, although I had a debate as to whether a palate is actually a real thing. Is it? Or is it made up by posh people as an excuse to eat sorbet and wank on about things that plebs don't know about?

[Giggles]

I would have thought all your meals contained a sorbet course.

[Mike]

Just got home from my parents and am curled up on the sofa with my gf. I'm stuffed but there's ice cream in the fridge so I'm going to get that in a minute.
It's been the best day.

[Giggles]

Every single Mike post ever.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wv_662IqKto

[Raoul Duke]

I would have thought all your meals contained a sorbet course.

Most do, of course. I'm not a fucking savage.

[Foe]

I still waiting for him to do a thread explaining college football to us all. I just can't get my head around it.

Dementia obviously setting in. I'll pop you a PM bud.

[Lewis]

I had my first brexit Toblerone the other day. Wasn't really sure how best to tackle the massive lip you get with each piece, bit too awkward to out in your mouth all at once, so I went with biting the lip off first, then taking on the peak.

Will have another one later to see if there's a better way.


I should say this was a medium one. The full size fuckers I just nibble on like a fucking rodent.

They are a bit awkward. The best bet with the big ones is to bite the peak off, and then bite the base in two.

[Adamski]

Every single Mike post ever.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wv_662IqKto

:D

[Reg]

Merry Christmas all.

I had some triffic roast potatoes today. Also we never had them growing up but pigs in plankets are pretty great.

[-james-]

So

Much

Cheese

[Lewis]

You got your results in then?

[igor_balis]

Just had some biscuits

[Magic]

You got your results in then?

Oh my word.

[ScousePig]

First Christmas I've spent at my girlfriends. We're staying at her mum and step dad's near Scarborough. The step dad's son owns a b&b estate so we went there for Christmas dinner. It was a bit awkward as the girlfriend's part of the family ended up cooking most of the main course, but nice other than that. There was far too much food though and half of it is left over. I'll see about donating some to magic.

My aftershave has been upgraded from Paco Rabanne Ultraviolet to Million, and I think I'm a fan.

[Magic]

Why don't you just smear shit over yourself Scouse?

[igor_balis]

Turkey sandwich coming up, bostin.

[ScousePig]

Why don't you just smear shit over yourself Scouse?

Does that work then?

[Magic]

Does that work then?

It'd match your personality.

Igor5 o/

[Dquincy]

Watching The Holiday.

Cameron Diaz is tasty, but she is wearing a training bra.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Merry Christmas y'all.

Dinner was fantastic. Trying to find room for this extra chocolate chocolate chocolate cake.

Already did presents with my Ma before we came up to visit the family, came up on some college football bowl tickets and tickets to the Pro Bowl (American football all star game). Also a bunch of Jordan socks. $100 Nike gift card. All a very nice come up.

Got Momma some Andrea Bocelli tickets, so that'll be fun.

Hope everyone is enjoying their day.
lol at Pro Bowl tickets.

Having to actually watch that shit show.

[Baz]

Played Monopoly for the first time in ages but her idiot dad didn't know you had to have all of the properties of a colour before you could build houses so he got in a mood. Then nobody knew that you couldn't put just put a hotel on one property and leave the others empty (you've gotta build evenly) so it all went a bit sour. Thankfully they still had the [clearly unread] rule book in the box to back up my claims. I'm not the motherfucking Monopoly master for nothing; how dare you doubt me! My earlier rule of Dungeon Master was obviously still with me cos I would normally let that second rule slide, but today I was telling it like it is.

All in all it went okay but I couldn't help wishing we had been playing the far superior France 98 edition.

There was no winner either because we just slowly sacked it off one-by-one and came home bored.

[phonics]

That final sentence is the definition of every game of monopoly ever. Such a shit game.

[Smiffy]

What an absolute shit day today was. Far too much travelling the past few days when all I've wanted to do is FM it. I absolutely hate the falseness of it all but hey ho, gotta keep the peace init.

I like my immediate family but the extended lot can get to fuck.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

It's fucking amazing.

People who quit/half-play are weak wankers.

[Lewis]

It's bollocks (and I cheat), but you have to at least play it until everybody else quits.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Oh I cheated too but I always saw it as fine because I had to be the banker.

All bankers are corrupt.

[igor_balis]

monopoly is pretty rubz but i still quite enjoy it. i've tried getting into "proper" board games but they're pretty draining mentally, and i end up fucking everyone off by agonising over every move for ages.

[Smiffy]

Give me Monopoly over Dungeons and Dragons any day. What a piece of shit game that is.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I've always wanted to play D & D.

I don't know anyone who would be up for playing it though :(

[igor_balis]

i played it once with my nerdy mate and his even nerdier mates. it was quite good fun but they insisted on playing in first person, and kept telling me off when i said my character did stuff, rather than I did stuff. I'd play again, but you need a good DM.

[Smiffy]

I had only heard of it before I actually played it. I was mega miffed throughout because three grown men and a moody minging mrs playing a stupid game that makes no sense on a weekend with recorded copies of pointless in the background is the epitome of pathetic.

[Lewis]

It still annoys me that I went to that board game cafe in August. It was just loads of third year dorks nursing bottles of five quid ale and squealing at each other over Cards Against Humanity.

[Smiffy]

The only decent board game is Scrabble. I was subjected to a game called articulate earlier, I'm a thick fuck at the best of times but jesus....I could feel myself brewing.

[Adamski]

Welcome back Smiffy.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I've been thinking of joining a local board game club because I love them but then I realise that the weirdos that frequent them are probably bigger perverts than those at Hammer's club.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I also really like Legendary (Marvel deck building game), I tried playing it with some of my nephews but I was effectively having to play it for them as well which was really shit.

Can be played solo but it's far too easy.

[Lewis]

It would be like when John Malkovich goes into his own mind portal, except this time he is igor.

[Smiffy]

Welcome back Smiffy.

Thanks?

EDIT: Ah. Now it makes sense. I'm back three days earlier than expected too.


I've been thinking of joining a local board game club because I love them but then I realise that the weirdos that frequent them are probably bigger perverts than those at Hammer's club.

I would join a scrabble club as I score around 3-400 each time which I'm led to believe is decent enough. It's all about the 2 letter words and board placement. :cool: I used to play my mother best of 7 whereby the loser had to do something for the other, full English and the like. She doesn't play me any more. :moop:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Thanks?



I would join a scrabble club as I score around 3-400 each time which I'm led to believe is decent enough. It's all about the 2 letter words and board placement. :cool: I used to play my mother best of 7 whereby the loser had to do something for the other, full English and the like. She doesn't play me any more. :moop:

I hate Scrabble (and watching Countdown) because I just can't seem to be able to 'see' anything longer than 4 or 5 letters plus with scrabble I'm too lazy to learn all the awesome two letter words.

[ItalAussie]

Ah, ye old festive lasagne. Very traditional.

It certainly is if you have a Nonna. :D

[Smiffy]

I hate Scrabble (and watching Countdown) because I just can't seem to be able to 'see' anything longer than 4 or 5 letters plus with scrabble I'm too lazy to learn all the awesome two letter words.

You don't need to learn all of the two letter words, just those that bring home the points. XI, XU, KA, JO etc. The key is knowing your tiles and which are actually valuable. Your LNRST's are more valuable than their scores for example.

[igor_balis]

The Game of Thrones board game is pretty neat. Risk Legacy is cracking fun, but is basically just risk but with stupid gimmicks added. Settlers of Catan is a good gateway to "proper" board games, and pandemic is decent but I don't really like the co-operative nature of it. I wanna crush my dickhead friends not work with them.

[Boydy]

The only decent board game is Scrabble. I was subjected to a game called articulate earlier, I'm a thick fuck at the best of times but jesus....I could feel myself brewing.
Articulate is great fun.


I've been thinking of joining a local board game club because I love them but then I realise that the weirdos that frequent them are probably bigger perverts than those at Hammer's club.
Lol

[Manc]

Took down scrabble and charades for the third year running.

[Dquincy]

It still annoys me that I went to that board game cafe in August. It was just loads of third year dorks nursing bottles of five quid ale and squealing at each other over Cards Against Humanity.

You went to a board game cafe. :D You need to get laid sweetheart.

[ItalAussie]

I've always enjoyed Settlers of Catan, but you do need to play with good people. It's tremendous fun.

I didn't like Pandemic at all, and I thought that Carcassonne was alright enough. Monopoly and Risk are dire. Scrabble's alright, but I'm terrible at it.

[Bam]

You went to a board game cafe. :D You need to get laid sweetheart.


:D

[Magic]

It's nice Bam and Quimb have found friendship on here.

[mugbull]

The best post so farhas been Mahow not going to a board game session because he's afraid of how weird the clientele might be.

Meanwhile Ukraine etc

[Bam]

It's nice Bam and Quimb have found friendship on here.

Its like a Christmas fairytale. :wub:

[Magic]

After being 14C yesterday it's snowing just now. Seems legit.

[Jimmy Floyd]

I just kicked off at the woman in Sainsbury's because she wouldn't let me buy more than 2 packs of paracetamol. Think she was a bit scared tbh. Merry Christmas.

[Magic]

If you told her about your life she probably was afraid you'd commit.

[Spikey M]

That's such a stupid rule/law. I can only imagine its so you can't top yourself? If so, the number of things you can kill yourself with in Sainsburys must be in the hundreds. Special offer on Cilit Bang you say? Might Benoit the whole family.

Also, how is 'boxes' a reasonable way of dictating how much you can buy? You can buy massive boxes over the counter. Can you still have 2 of them?

I bet Tony Blair is responsible.

[Adamski]

It's bizarre logic. Are you really going to decide against killing yourself after only being allowed to buy two or would you just come outside and buy another two in the next available shop?

[-james-]

Probably a liability/"not our fault" thing. Though surely 2 packs would do the job if those were your intentions.

[Jimmy Floyd]

I said, if I just walk back around to the checkout entrance again with the other two (I was trying to buy 4) and buy them separately, are you going to call the police?

[-james-]

That does seem like an excessive amount of paracetamol. What happened?

[ItalAussie]

It's because you can extract the opiates from paracetamol and use it to cook heroin or something, I thought?

[Spikey M]

Probably a liability/"not our fault" thing. Though surely 2 packs would do the job if those were your intentions.

It would make you sick, but I'd imagine it's hit and miss on the death front. A bottle of bleech is probably a better shout.

[Spikey M]

It's because you can extract the opiates from paracetamol and use it to cook heroin.

They do the same with Ibuprofen etc.

(Is that not co-codamol? I didn't think there were opiates in paracetamol.)

[ItalAussie]

They do the same with Ibuprofen etc.

(Is that not co-codamol? I didn't think there were opiates in paracetamol.)

You might be right. I think I'm thinking of ibuprofen. Paracetamol is just weird.

[ItalAussie]

Yup, the results of my carefully worded google search to avoid going on a list somewhere is that apparently for paracetamol it's just an overdose thing. :sorry:

[Smiffy]

I can't even buy a paperclip in my home town without questions being asked. The joys of Facebook. :moop:

[Jimmy Floyd]

That does seem like an excessive amount of paracetamol. What happened?

I have 4 ill people in the house.

[Baz]

Surely there's better tablets than paracetamol?

[Spikey M]

Jimmy playing the frantic Mother role is great.

[Kikó]

Because of all the heroin.

[Magic]

I can't even buy a paperclip in my home town without questions being asked. The joys of Facebook. :moop:

You specifically?

:eyemouth:

[Smiffy]

God no. I have about three posts on my 'wall'. I'm on a record run of not being stupid. I don't think I've ever gone so long.

Facebook is good for spotting illnesses and who isn't turning in the next day. "Oh I have a tight chest, runny nose and my eyes hurt. I HOPE I'm OK for work tomorrow!"

Etc.

[Dark Soldier]

Woke up with a chest infection, Merry Christmas!

[igor_balis]

http://68.media.tumblr.com/b246d8401f8621db1e8425d6d317abcc/tumblr_mgk480B7WW1s32n64o1_500.png

Jimmy IRL

[Dquincy]

Its like a Christmas fairytale. :wub:

You free new years eve?

[ItalAussie]

I have 4 ill people in the house.

Don't do it, Jim. You have so much to live for.

[Dquincy]

He really doesn't.

[Foe]

He really doesn't.

The paracetamol rule is annoying but the attendants whenever it's caught me have just scanned it away and ignored it. So either:

1. Jimmy looks like a flight risk / suicidal
2. I don't look like my life is worth preserving to the attendant

Maybe both.

[Spikey M]

I worked at a supermarket just after leaving Uni and the tills didn't allow you to scan more than 2 for one transaction. I couldn't have given a fuck otherwise.

[Dquincy]

Jimmy last posted at 1.34pm. Probably bleeding out as we speak.

[Spikey M]

Nah, he's doing the bed baths.

[Jimmy Floyd]

I was also buying 5 boxes of tissues and some throat sweets at the same time, so the signs were all there.

[Giggles]

I was also buying 5 boxes of tissues and some throat sweets at the same time, so the signs were all there.

The olbas tissues are nice relief when you've a dose, if you're getting any more.

[Jimmy Floyd]

I'll look out for them.

[Magic]

The olbas tissues are nice relief when you've a dose, if you're getting any more.

Are you Benny.

[Giggles]

Are you Benny.

That's Dr. Chorizo to you.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

He's been struck off sadly.

[Dquincy]

I was also buying 5 boxes of tissues and some throat sweets at the same time, so the signs were all there.
Pop a throat sweet in and have a tug.

Will make you feel better. X

[randomlegend]

I just kicked off at the woman in Sainsbury's because she wouldn't let me buy more than 2 packs of paracetamol. Think she was a bit scared tbh. Merry Christmas.

It's the law and she could get sacked for breaking it. The police send people in to check these things as well.

Basically you were a complete cunt.

[Giggles]

It's the law and she could get sacked for breaking it. The police send people in to check these things as well.

Basically you were a complete cunt.

:D you melodramatic twat. It's not like he knocked off the place with a sawn-off.

[five time]

It is a bit weird for Jimmy to get angry about it now considering it's been the law for about 10 years. Maybe it's the first time he's had to buy them for himself.

[randomlegend]

Having a go at someone on a til for not wanting to do something which could get them fired is being a cunt.

[niko_cee]

I remember a similar sense of seethe when I (inadvertently) asked for a product containing Pseudoephedrine at a pharmacist in Australia, which ostensibly saw me put on some kind of watch list going off the reaction of the person behind the counter. Do we have that rule over here?

[Dquincy]

Got a new cheese grater from the in laws. Buzzing.

[Raoul Duke]

Grating, more like

[Dquincy]

Grating, more like

Bit of a cheesey joke. :harold:

[Adamski]

Are you back at work inbetween Quincy?

[igor_balis]

had fried egg, beans and cheese on toast today fucking well good

[igor_balis]

but don bradman 17 is a broken piece of shit :(

[Dquincy]

Are you back at work inbetween Quincy?

Where is this going?

No, in response to your Q.

[Dquincy]

had fried egg, beans and cheese on toast today fucking well good
Not a classic boxing day feast, but sounds nice.

I had turkey and leek pie.

[Giggles]

I had another dinner and got myself some tonic.

[Magic]

Are you back at work inbetween Quincy?

:D

I like Adamski now.

[Kikó]

but don bradman 17 is a broken piece of shit :(

I've just downloaded it - is it impossible to play without a pad on the pc?

[Dquincy]

:D

I like Adamski now.

I'm the 4th best poster on here.

[Jimmy Floyd]

It's the law and she could get sacked for breaking it. The police send people in to check these things as well.

Basically you were a complete cunt.

:harold:

Wind your bitter neck in, clearly my ire was directed at the law and not her personally.

[Giggles]

:harold:

Wind your bitter neck in, clearly my ire was directed at the law and not her personally.

#worsethanhitler

[randomlegend]

my ire was directed at the law and not her personally.


I just kicked off at the woman in Sainsbury's because she wouldn't let me buy more than 2 packs of paracetamol. Think she was a bit scared tbh. Merry Christmas.

Yeah, as you've made clear.

[Giggles]

Yeah, as you've made clear.

Go and take a long lie down Mildred.

[Adamski]

Mildred 😂😂

[igor_balis]

I've just downloaded it - is it impossible to play without a pad on the pc?

fuck knows, probably. the game is fucked though, especially career mode. got about 3 seasons in and as soon as I got picked up by a county side the game broke. apparently something to do with custom logos, got rid of them and started again. worked for a few county games then corrupted again. pretty irritating.

[Magic]

Mildred 😂😂

Alright Foe.

[Dquincy]

Mildred 😂😂

Cunt.

[Giggles]

Do either if you get that smiley? I haven't seen it and have no idea.

[igor_balis]

going pub later but i keep pissing out my arse and i think i've peaked a bit too soon. plus, the girl i was fucking that went travelling is back but is being a bit distant. can't wait to have a hissy fit, shit myself then pass out in spoons before midnight!

[Giggles]

The pub tonight is the nightmare. Every single bastard cunt out.

It gets filed away with Easter Satuday and Paddys Day as no-go for me.

[Dquincy]

Do either if you get that smiley? I haven't seen it and have no idea.

Nah, bloke's a bellend.

[Giggles]

Nah, bloke's a bellend.

Ah he's ok. It's just you are to him as I am to John. We'll call it a Scottish hounding thing.

[igor_balis]

adamski's grown on me, he's a funny guy

[Giggles]

adamski's grown on me, he's a funny guy

He is. And in fairness he's coming into his own more lately instead of trying to just be mini John. You know the Scots, especially the union variety are especially highly strung and naturally angered, but when he relaxes a bit he's great.

[Giggles]

That's my wdytoe btw.

[Adamski]

Nah, bloke's a bellend.

What have I done? Taken an interest in your plans this week? Charming.

[Dquincy]

What have I done? Taken an interest in your plans this week? Charming.

Hurt my feelings.

[Magic]

Out with a militant left wing lesbian so can't crack my George Michael jokes.

'People said it was a real bum...stard that he died. Great artist'

[Magic]

And she's fat too. My banter is severely limited.

[Lewis]

Is she calling herself Tobina?

[Spikey M]

And she's fat too. My banter is severely limited.

She'll be offended by your existence so you may as well go all in.

[Giggles]

Is she calling herself Tobina?

Speaking of which:

Happy Christmas Toby you large headed nonce.

[igor_balis]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTINLHSZ_24

[ScousePig]

I walked along Filey seafront and had fish and chips at lunchtime, followed by a buffet this evening. Good times.

I ran 11k this morning too, through farmlands.

[bruhnaldo]

lol at Pro Bowl tickets.

Having to actually watch that shit show.

Lmao to be fair I wouldn't have gone had I bought the ticket personally

[Danny]

but don bradman 17 is a broken piece of shit :(

Patch should be out soon. They already snuck one through before sony/xbox were gone for the holidays. I havent had any issues (on PS4 where most seem to) yet though I am already in the Yorks team.


I've just downloaded it - is it impossible to play without a pad on the pc?

Yeah you have to have a pad to play it, any old PS4/xbox one should do the job.

You downloaded the Academy demo?


These are the best teams to download though. No teams uploaded by mongs that have Tendulkar back in the India side rated over 100

http://www.planetcricket.org/forums/threads/the-planetcricket-don-bradman-17-which-teams-to-download-thread.105879/

Still a fair few to be done but those lads on there are quite fanatical about it

[mo]

Off to her sister's today, her cunt of a boyfriend will be there, which everyone is thrilled about. Sister and her annoying kids piss me off as well actually, so all in all, what a day ahead. Think I'd rather spend the day working.

[Giggles]

This Montreal Soapbox is so shit and slow compared to the London one that was on Christmas day.

[phonics]

Had to sit through Bake Off. The gay one looked like Michael Gove.