Weekend Football (16th-18th September) Sponsored by Mike & Baz going to Goodison Park

[Giggles]

Well he's been shite so far.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

If he fucks it up as a 'NUMBER NINE' against Northampton that has to be the final nail in the coffin, right?

[Lewis]

No. If he plays well tonight then Corporate Jose could decide to rotate him with his boyfriend, claiming that he still has the movement and finishing to play up front (probably true, if we assume that early-season 'LvG'ball was ill suited to any striker), but, like 'Zlatan', cannot be expected to play fifty games. This will enable him to keep him involved without having to start him every week, and, more importantly, without having to start him in his current move-wrecking positions every week.

[Lewis]

Who scored the last one of these? Ronaldo in that 3-2 against Aston Villa?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Michael fucking Carrick :cool:

What a man.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

So glad he was offside.

Cracking header by Fossy though.

[Ian]

Still got all the goalscoring instincts, has Wayne. If only he'd been about fifteen yards less offside than he was.

[Lewis]

If he's toilet tonight then the idiots will just say that he should be in his 'correct' number ten position, you short-termist fadge.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

That defending, jesus.

[Lewis]

Is Marcos Rojo the worst defender in the Premier League?

[Max Power]

I feel they need the experience and leadership qualities of one Wayne Rooney in the centre of defence.

[Magic]

:harold:

[Boydy]

Just saw the score. :lol:

[Giggles]

Just saw the score. :lol:

I was expecting to go onto Livescore and see it something like 4-1 to Northampton after that.

[Magic]

I was expecting to go onto Livescore and see it something like 4-1 to Northampton after that.

Of course, because the self-proclaimed 'biggest club in England' drawing 1-1 with a League One mid-table team isn't lol worthy.

[Giggles]

Of course, because the self-proclaimed 'biggest club in England' drawing 1-1 with a League One mid-table team isn't lol worthy.

Not that lol worthy at half time.

[Davgooner]

Being unable to leave Dav for most of the day can't have had a positive effect on United. Police eventually reopened most of the town about 4/4.30, however by that time a mass of chavs was swarming outside their hotel waiting for them to leave. Must have been genuinely horrific for the cunts.

[bruhnaldo]

Well he's been shite for years.

^^

[Lewis]

If the half-time MELTDOWN is anything to go by, United Twitter is made up entirely of people who don't remember Exeter City almost retiring Gerard Pique.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Herrera is such a fucking boss.

Get him in midfield with Pogba and Carrick/Schneiderlin and we'd do so much better.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Rashford :cool:

[Giggles]

Now that's a :lol: moment.

[Lewis]

Why do people never get down and head those across the line?

Fucking hell, Wayne, mate.

[Ian]

Rooney's touch. :drool:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Why do people never get down and head those across the line?

Fucking hell, Wayne, mate.

During my youth down here that was ruled out. It was a special clause under the handball rule for us.

I have no idea why.

[Giggles]

John Joe O'Toole has to be from here.

[Ian]

Was that a heart-warming chorus of "You're just a fat granny-shagger" I heard being sung there?

[Waffdon]

That Tammy Abraham geezer from Chelsea scores for fun.

[Max Power]

West Ham having another shocker. 0-0 with Accrington Stanley at the Olympic stadium

[Giggles]

Payet you shitcunt.

[bruhnaldo]

If the half-time MELTDOWN is anything to go by, United Twitter is made up entirely of people who don't remember Exeter City almost retiring Gerard Pique.

United twitter is cancer.

[Lewis]

I think that goes for Football Twitter as a whole.

[Yevrah]

Or just Twitter as a whole.

[Kikó]

Pretty average tonight. Love that you can watch the game from the hill if you didn't want to pay in.

Fellaini as the sub near the end has to be taking the piss. That Rashford goal was ridiculous as well.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Phil Neville talks so much bollocks.

[Giggles]

Tidy City United draw there. Another derbeh.

[Waffdon]

Correa :cool:

Lovely finish. Messi off injured as well.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Twitter/other social media makes football supporters very insular. All those United fans wanking on at each other about United all day, Chelsea fans about Chelsea, Arsenal about Arsenal etc etc. It's the sort of thing that breeds talk of a CRISIS after one defeat and can't be good for anyone's mental health. Go watch some other stuff. My current hobby is mid table La Liga.

I couldn't bear reading a forum about my own club, somewhere like this with a mix of supporters is much more palatable.

[Spoonsky]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cs5kGm4XYAEwnnp.jpg

I think I find that funnier than it really is.

[Shindig]

Hmmn ... that's an alright draw.

[Disco]

If the half-time MELTDOWN is anything to go by, United Twitter is made up entirely of people who don't remember Exeter City almost retiring Gerard Pique.

We nutmegged Ryan Giggs as well, he retired just a few short years later.

[Lewis]

Someone did Ronaldo as well. I wonder if he remembers it.

[Disco]

Dean Moxey :cool:

[elth]

You think club Twitter is a cesspool; if you ever want to really hate the people who like the club you follow, try club reddit.