View Full Version : One night stands.
Angelsaint
31-07-2016, 07:10 PM
Anyone had a bad one night stand that you prefer to forget?
I had one I never ever ever ever saw the girl again.
As known by the old crowd I used Ali pills... Well once I think I left some stains in a one night stand sheets.
What about you?
Sir Andy Mahowry
31-07-2016, 07:12 PM
You haven't learnt your lesson after all the children?
SincereTheRebel
31-07-2016, 07:13 PM
One night stands are disgusting. You need to reevaluate your life if your still participating in them.
Bartholomert
31-07-2016, 07:27 PM
I've banged a few chubby girls when I was drunk that still haunt me...
Magic
31-07-2016, 07:31 PM
Mine couldn't hand ended worse: marriage and children.
Dquincy
31-07-2016, 07:35 PM
I've had a few. One ended up being a 2 relationship. The other, I had to find her on fb to make sure she was on the pill.
Both fell in love with my massive cock.
Lewis
31-07-2016, 07:38 PM
As known by the old crowd I used Ali pills... Well once I think I left some stains in a one night stand sheets.
:sick:
Sir Andy Mahowry
31-07-2016, 07:39 PM
Should you be using those pills for like 5 years? If they haven't worked by now I'd try something else.
Magic
31-07-2016, 07:52 PM
Hopefully Saint has some sort of degenerative disease from those weight loss pills. Of course his brain shouldn't be affected.
What's an ali pill? Sain't old so he could need viagra, but that would not make much sense given the rest of the post. Also I'm still a virgin, but this sex with other people sounds intriguing.
edit: Ah, weight loss pills. I didn't know Saint was that fat.
Angelsaint
31-07-2016, 08:27 PM
I am not.
Sir Andy Mahowry
31-07-2016, 08:28 PM
He can fill out a tracksuit.
Angelsaint
31-07-2016, 08:34 PM
Not to brag since my ban I showed up on a TV commercial and was on cover of a magazine...
Magic
31-07-2016, 08:47 PM
So many gay jokes I don't even know where to start.
Bartholomert
31-07-2016, 09:01 PM
Not to brag since my ban I showed up on a TV commercial and was on cover of a magazine...
Pics or it didn't happen.
Angelsaint
31-07-2016, 09:58 PM
No pics and it did happen.
Magic
31-07-2016, 09:59 PM
Was it a two page spread you fat pig.
Disco
31-07-2016, 10:00 PM
Pics or it didn't happen.
Which thread is that 3 point line video posted in again?
Sir Andy Mahowry
31-07-2016, 10:01 PM
Was it a two page spread you fat pig.
One and a half, the weight pills are working.
Angelsaint
31-07-2016, 10:08 PM
The weight pillsgate was just before my ban. No need of those anymore.
Shindig
31-07-2016, 10:10 PM
Not to brag since my ban I showed up on a TV commercial and was on cover of a magazine...
Is it just you playing catch with some producer's kid whilst a voiceover says, "Sometimes you just need a pill that works..."?
Angelsaint
31-07-2016, 10:49 PM
The TV commercial was someone that knows me and coincidently is a producer.
The cover of a magazine was someone asking me in the middle of the street.
Anywho enough about me. You guys really don't do much one night stands?! It's the best.
Had a one night stand with a girl who told me during the act that I was the fifth bloke she had slept with this week (and best obvs). Made slightly more awkward as she lived in the local YMCA and I had to wait till morning to leave. Few weeks later she turned up at my shared house with her friend, but that's another story.
Sir Andy Mahowry
31-07-2016, 11:14 PM
She sounds like wifey material.
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