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Angelsaint
31-07-2016, 07:10 PM
Anyone had a bad one night stand that you prefer to forget?

I had one I never ever ever ever saw the girl again.

As known by the old crowd I used Ali pills... Well once I think I left some stains in a one night stand sheets.


What about you?

Sir Andy Mahowry
31-07-2016, 07:12 PM
You haven't learnt your lesson after all the children?

SincereTheRebel
31-07-2016, 07:13 PM
One night stands are disgusting. You need to reevaluate your life if your still participating in them.

Bartholomert
31-07-2016, 07:27 PM
I've banged a few chubby girls when I was drunk that still haunt me...

Kikó
31-07-2016, 07:30 PM
I've had sex once.

Magic
31-07-2016, 07:31 PM
Mine couldn't hand ended worse: marriage and children.

Dquincy
31-07-2016, 07:35 PM
I've had a few. One ended up being a 2 relationship. The other, I had to find her on fb to make sure she was on the pill.

Both fell in love with my massive cock.

Lewis
31-07-2016, 07:38 PM
As known by the old crowd I used Ali pills... Well once I think I left some stains in a one night stand sheets.

:sick:

Sir Andy Mahowry
31-07-2016, 07:39 PM
Should you be using those pills for like 5 years? If they haven't worked by now I'd try something else.

Magic
31-07-2016, 07:52 PM
Hopefully Saint has some sort of degenerative disease from those weight loss pills. Of course his brain shouldn't be affected.

Pen
31-07-2016, 08:09 PM
What's an ali pill? Sain't old so he could need viagra, but that would not make much sense given the rest of the post. Also I'm still a virgin, but this sex with other people sounds intriguing.

edit: Ah, weight loss pills. I didn't know Saint was that fat.

Angelsaint
31-07-2016, 08:27 PM
I am not.

Sir Andy Mahowry
31-07-2016, 08:28 PM
He can fill out a tracksuit.

Angelsaint
31-07-2016, 08:34 PM
Not to brag since my ban I showed up on a TV commercial and was on cover of a magazine...

Magic
31-07-2016, 08:47 PM
So many gay jokes I don't even know where to start.

Bartholomert
31-07-2016, 09:01 PM
Not to brag since my ban I showed up on a TV commercial and was on cover of a magazine...

Pics or it didn't happen.

Angelsaint
31-07-2016, 09:58 PM
No pics and it did happen.

Magic
31-07-2016, 09:59 PM
Was it a two page spread you fat pig.

Disco
31-07-2016, 10:00 PM
Pics or it didn't happen.

Which thread is that 3 point line video posted in again?

Sir Andy Mahowry
31-07-2016, 10:01 PM
Was it a two page spread you fat pig.

One and a half, the weight pills are working.

Angelsaint
31-07-2016, 10:08 PM
The weight pillsgate was just before my ban. No need of those anymore.

Shindig
31-07-2016, 10:10 PM
Not to brag since my ban I showed up on a TV commercial and was on cover of a magazine...

Is it just you playing catch with some producer's kid whilst a voiceover says, "Sometimes you just need a pill that works..."?

Angelsaint
31-07-2016, 10:49 PM
The TV commercial was someone that knows me and coincidently is a producer.

The cover of a magazine was someone asking me in the middle of the street.

Anywho enough about me. You guys really don't do much one night stands?! It's the best.

Sam
31-07-2016, 11:11 PM
Had a one night stand with a girl who told me during the act that I was the fifth bloke she had slept with this week (and best obvs). Made slightly more awkward as she lived in the local YMCA and I had to wait till morning to leave. Few weeks later she turned up at my shared house with her friend, but that's another story.

Sir Andy Mahowry
31-07-2016, 11:14 PM
She sounds like wifey material.

Pleb
31-07-2016, 11:22 PM
:D