Euro 2016 - Quarter Finals

[Kikó]

He's even made Giaccherini look decent.

[Magic]

"Unlucky for the young man."

"He's 31."

"..."

[Bartholomert]

Playing "One More Time" by Daft Punk right now is so bizarre

[Amigo]

This has been dull as fuck.

[Yevrah]

Yep, penalties to save it please.

[Magic]

This has been dull as fuck.

Fuck off mate I've been on the edge of my seat with these tactical battles.

[Lewis]

Don't let Draxler take a penalty.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

http://www.penaltyshootouts.co.uk/countries.html

Germany :cool:

[Yevrah]

Argentina have a better record than Germany? :cab:

[Kikó]

The ref completely bottled that because it hit his heels. Never a foul.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Not after their Copa America fuck up.

It hasn't been updated.

[Magic]

Lol at Italy playing for pens from about 70 minutes only to miss 3 of them.

[Foe]

Lol at Italy playing for pens from about 70 minutes only to miss 3 of them.

You can only hope.

[Kikó]

Germany have been the better team. I don't think Italy have played for anything.

[Pepe]

Zaza to miss.

[Pepe]

Fuck off mate I've been on the edge of my seat with these tactical battles.

:D

[Smiffy]

.....

[Foe]

I think neuer will take a pen here.

[Dquincy]

Lineker using the word "execute" when talking about the German penalty history.

[Ian]

The ability of commentators to predict the success or failure of a penalty after it's been taken never ceases to amaze.

"It was never in doubt."

[Lewis]

Italy will PASSION one into orbit. No saves.

[Lewis]

lol what a cunt.

[Kikó]

What the fuck was that jazzy legs crap?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

:D

The run up, fucking hell.

[Magic]

That's the best penalty I've ever seen. :D

[Pepe]

:harold:

[Yevrah]

That was the most ridiculous run up I can recall seeing. Twat.

[Lewis]

I was looking like a legend for all of ten seconds there.

[Yevrah]

And Muller telegraphed the fuck out of that.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Muller should just give up in the Euros.

Stick to World Cups mate.

[Pepe]

That was fantastic.

[Magic]

30 second before next post is no good for penalties. Can we disable for a bit?

[Shindig]

Baggio'd,

[Lewis]

Arsenal.

[Shindig]

Southgated.

[Magic]

Holy shit.

[Kikó]

Turks.

[Dquincy]

Arsenal boy to bottle it.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Why the fuck is Ozil taking one?

[Pepe]

Germany :wanker:

[Lewis]

lol also at that dickhead.

[Magic]

What the fuck is this shit. :D

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

:D

[Kikó]

Taunt the keeper then pass it wide.

[Pepe]

Tiredness. :harold:

[Trancemeister]

Not exaclty Zambia class on these penalties.

[Yevrah]

Sweet mother of God, this is making England's efforts look good.

And what the fuck was he doing talking to the keeper.

[Magic]

Lol at Italy playing for pens from about 70 minutes only to miss 3 of them.

:)

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Neuer :cool:

[Kikó]

Bastian doesn't miss.

[Yevrah]

These run ups are an absolute disgrace.

[Lewis]

United suck shit at penalties...

[Kikó]

:).

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

What the fuck?

[Magic]

Bastian doesn't miss.

:D

[Davgooner]

What the fuck is this shit.

[Magic]

Sunderland.

[Pepe]

Best PKs ever. :D

[Kikó]

Let Zaza take another /baz

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Germany have missed more in this shootout then all their others combined.

[Lewis]

Germany need to win so that Zaza one isn't forgotten.

[Magic]

Miss.

[SincereTheRebel]

This young josh looks shook

[Kikó]

Loew is going to have a load of sweat to smell later.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Shake on that, Sincere.

[SincereTheRebel]

German need to lose here. There manager is a ball gobbler.

[Lewis]

He'll wring his pants out over his face.

[Magic]

Bloody hell.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Fucking hell.

[Magic]

He'll wring his pants out over his face.

Oh my fuck. :D

[Bartholomert]

This is ridiculous...semi-glad Turkey never made it this far not sure if my psyche could handle it

[Kikó]

Another united special.

[Magic]

If Zaza needs to take another one. :harold:

[Pepe]

Keep scoring so Zaza goes again.

[Lewis]

United suck shit at penalties...

lol

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Darmian :harold:

Sell him now.

[Lewis]

Never in doubt.

[SincereTheRebel]

This is rigged.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Germany are winning this shit :drool:

[Kikó]

Fuck sake. Deserved though, Germany were the better team.

[Magic]

:)

Take that Conte you boring negative cunt.

[P_3]

Fucking hell, that was tense. :drool:

[Pepe]

Oh well.

[Kikó]

Where is the Zaza gif?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I make that Germany with 2 misses in 6 shootouts before this with 3 misses in this.

[John]

Where is the Zaza gif?

Just watch Swan Lake. You'll get the jist.

[Baz]

Let Zaza take another /bazYou try to get a discussion going and you end up being called a berk. :cry:

[-james-]

https://streamable.com/f6im

Probably the funniest thing I've ever seen.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Clearly forgot about his warm up so combined the two.

[Pepe]

Impact sub.

[John]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2NOfOeSX4k

Zaza.

[SincereTheRebel]

That shootout just goes to prove that it is very hard to beat german efficiency and engineering

[Dquincy]

https://streamable.com/f6im

Probably the funniest thing I've ever seen.

:D Best penalty ever.

[Magic]

Unlike HRK's Cruyff turn goal we really will be talking about Zaza's penalty for years to come. Such a unique name to partner it with too. :drool:

#neverforget

[John]

Unlike HRK's Cruyff turn goal we really will be talking about Zaza's penalty for years to come. Such a unique name to partner it with too. :drool:

#neverforget

He sent the entire Belgian defence on holiday with one touch. If it's not still coming up in a few years' time then I need to retire my 'if that was Messi' complaint. It was fucking class.

Zaza will appear on those blooper reel things Sky show every now and then. Do ex-footballers ever do those collections you used to get on VHS anymore, or is it just the talking head crew doing two hours to fill time in June now?

'Ian Wright presents "It shouldn't happen to a footballer", in all good stores now.' :drool:

[Vim]

Pellè's penalty was worse I think. Zaza did that run up in the past and scored, Pellè had the stupidity to tell Neuer he was going to chip it and then just passed it wide.

[Reg]

I don't know if the quality of the keepers was putting them off but that's one of the worst sets of penalties I've seen in a top level game. Entertaining though.

[Vim]

It was so nerve-wracking. I thought we were out before Schweinsteiger missed.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Blooper videos were amazing as a kid.

I remember having one hosted by Nick Hancock which had a scene featuring a topless Lyndsey Dawn McKenzie kissing Jarvis Cocker on a non league pitch. I never understood why but 11 year old me loved it.

[Dquincy]

Pellè's penalty was worse I think. Zaza did that run up in the past and scored, Pellè had the stupidity to tell Neuer he was going to chip it and then just passed it wide.
Pelle's pen was hilarious too. :D So pathetic was it, you'd be forgiven for thinking it was a centre back taking it.

Great hair though.

[Dquincy]

Blooper videos were amazing as a kid.

I remember having one hosted by Nick Hancock which had a scene featuring a topless Lyndsey Dawn McKenzie kissing Jarvis Cocker on a non league pitch. I never understood why but 11 year old me loved it.
Rub one out?

[Danny]

Blooper videos were amazing as a kid.

I remember having one hosted by Nick Hancock which had a scene featuring a topless Lyndsey Dawn McKenzie kissing Jarvis Cocker on a non league pitch. I never understood why but 11 year old me loved it.

https://youtu.be/ESw_q5RdzTU

That one I think. I watched a few of those on YouTube the other week when seriously bored

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

https://youtu.be/ESw_q5RdzTU

That one I think. I watched a few of those on YouTube the other week when seriously bored
Yep, it was a bit strange.

Nick playing subbuteo with a guy dressed as death was a bit :\

[Spoonsky]

Italy. :(

At this point the only teams I actually like are Wales and Iceland, for fuck's sake.

[Pepe]

I thought you were balls deep into France.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I believe France is balls deep in him.

[niko_cee]

Did every English based player miss in that shoot-out?

Some of them were absolutely dreadful. Depressing though. Last two shoot-outs we've against these dicks they've each scored all 5 haven't they? And then this? Pigfucker's was the worst, can't believe he missed that, and in such style.

[ItalAussie]

How much does the calibre of the goalkeeper affect penalties? Like, if you're playing against someone you know has it in them to go the right way late on in the piece, are you tempted to push it closer to the edges and risk missing?

[Dquincy]

I remember Peter Shilton during the 1990 West Germany penalties. The ball would already be in the back of the net by the time he managed to dive, bless him.

[SincereTheRebel]

Muller was looking at the goalkeeper the whole time and decided to kick the ball in the same place buffon was already diving.

[Jimmy Floyd]

I said at the top of Müller's run-up 'Well, this is bottom right' and Gigi knew.

Pelle's penalty was worse than Zaza's, and Schweinsteiger's was absolutely shocking as well.

[Shindig]

Neuer going not going down the middle was the dumbest subplot.

[Lee]

Surprised at people saying last night's game was dull. I thought it was brilliant. I was extremely drunk though.

[Kikó]

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/TMn2YS5eTDk/sddefault.jpg

[Smiffy]

.....

[Baz]

Pelle's was definitely the worst of the lot. Zaza's run-up made his the funniest though.

[GS]

Disappointed to see Buffon go out, but it's hard to fault the Hun getting through on the balance of play.

[Andy]

Called a Pelle penalty miss well during extra time. Was far worse than I thought.

[Lewis]

How much does the calibre of the goalkeeper affect penalties? Like, if you're playing against someone you know has it in them to go the right way late on in the piece, are you tempted to push it closer to the edges and risk missing?

I thought that. Go wider or hit it harder. There must be an element of that.

[-james-]

Surprised at people saying last night's game was dull. I thought it was brilliant. I was extremely drunk though.

I thought it was great too. Tonight is going to be a shit off.

[Spoonsky]

I sort of fancy Iceland to do them here. I know it won't happen, but still.

[Magic]

Explosion heard outside Stade de France.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Commentator during the Tsonga tennis match said 'He'll want to be finished by 8 to see France take on England, oh wait...'

I lolled.

[Dquincy]

Explosion heard outside Stade de France.

What?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3672489/Explosion-Stade-France-hours-Euro-2016-quarter-final-kick-there.html

Police were fucking up a car.

Could have just smashed the window in.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

749627871665225728

[Max Power]

Iceland are going to beat France at the Stade de France in the quarter finals of France's own tournament and it's going to be incredible

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I've got money on France but I'd love to see Iceland fuck them up.

[Lewis]

I would like to hear more bollocks facts and stats about Iceland and its population.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

That Icelandic commentator is fucking amazing.

[Lewis]

It's the size of Belgium, but it only has as many people as Coventry. Interesting.

[Dquincy]

That Icelandic commentator is fucking amazing.

His voice grates on me to say the least.

[Dquincy]

FYI - the French national anthem is my absolute fave.

[Magic]

What?

Why don't you just fuck off? I understand you're severely mentally handicapped and an absolute cunt to boot but I'm afraid I just can't accept your decision to return after your fantastic meltdown. It was so much better when I didn't have to stick a red hot iron poker in to my face to confirm that I'm not braindead every time I have the misfortune of reading the utter shit your fingers type out with presumably legitimate instruction from your microscopic brain.

[Pepe]

Giroud hattrick.

[Lewis]

Magic's on fire
Social workers notified

[Shindig]

Sissoko starting. Complacency.

[Pepe]

Amongo's lot looking a proper team.

[Magic]

Game over.

No really, properly this time.

[Pepe]

:cool:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

That was a great goal sadly.

[Byron]

Oh would you look at that, it's a team competently defending a set-piece.

[Magic]

Excellent defence of that throw in.

Yes that's a thing now. Thanks England.

[Dquincy]

Why don't you just fuck off? I understand you're severely mentally handicapped and an absolute cunt to boot but I'm afraid I just can't accept your decision to return after your fantastic meltdown. It was so much better when I didn't have to stick a red hot iron poker in to my face to confirm that I'm not braindead every time I have the misfortune of reading the utter shit your fingers type out with presumably legitimate instruction from your microscopic brain.

What's up babes? Bad day?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Oh would you look at that, it's a team competently defending a set-piece.
They probably have more than just one player with experience of dealing with a long throw though.

[Yevrah]

It really can't be overstated how shit we are.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

France are up for this.

[Pepe]

Something about Harry Kane.

[Amigo]

Just keep it respectable.

[Magic]

Yeah but if England played France they are much better and England would have been able to show what they can do.

[randomlegend]

Damn, was hoping it would turn out that Iceland were actually just the best team in the world.

[Dquincy]

Yeah but if England played France they are much better and England would have been able to show what they can do.
What?

[Bernanke]

What?

He's being facetious.

[Magic]

Oh yeah. Since when did 'playmaker' stop becoming a thing?

[Dquincy]

Oh yeah. Since when did 'playmaker' stop becoming a thing?
Aey?

[Magic]

He's being facetious.

Don't confuse him further. And no he didn't just call me poo, Quince.

[Dquincy]

Don't confuse him further. And no he didn't just call me poo, Quince.

Huh?

[Waffdon]

Five or six hopefully.

[Magic]

England! ENGLAND! SOMEHOW ABOUT ENGLAND. ALWAYS ABOUT ENGLAND! LOOK A PASS. THAT HAPPENED AGAINST ENGLAND! LOOK! A FOOTBALL. THEY HAD THAT IN THE ENGLAND GAME.

[Pepe]

Take a break Lolson.

[Magic]

They tried to make me go to marriage counselling, I said no, no, no.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

His wife took her money stash and left him finally.

[P_3]

Gutted for Iceland. Hopefully they can get back in it and make the French sweat a bit.

[Dquincy]

Magic is having a proper meltdown.

[Magic]

His wife took her money stash and left him finally.

Fucking joking aye? She's shut right up since I correctly informed her that my CSA payments would only be £60 a week.

[Samadini]

In one of Iceland's previous games I was convinced I could hear the fans chanting ' 'Ow 'bout these yellows?' like someone trying to sell a newspaper, or maybe a lemon. Think I had it on in the background as it took me ages to realise that neither team were playing in yellow. Nearly fell for it again.

What are they actually chanting?

[Bartholomert]

Knowing the British this has almost undoubtedly already been pointed out but:

Wow. I guess the English really are just shit.

[Magic]

In one of Iceland's previous games I was convinced I could hear the fans chanting ' 'Ow 'bout these yellows?' like someone trying to sell a newspaper, or maybe a lemon. Think I had it on in the background as it took me ages to realise that neither team were playing in yellow. Nearly fell for it again.

What are they actually chanting?

Iceland! Iceland!

[Boydy]

Magic's on fire
Social workers notified
:D

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Rape.

[Amigo]

Fucking shit.

[Pepe]

Payet you beast.

[Magic]

RIP Wales.

[Byron]

That Icelandic girl :drool:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Jesus.

[P_3]

Fuck. :cab:

[Byron]

This is going to be a raping.

[Magic]

Waff just lost his load.

[Yevrah]

This is making me far angrier than Wales doing well. When put to the sword Iceland are basically a pub team and we didn't manage it once. :mad:

[Raoul Duke]

Iceland getting made to look like the journeymen they are here. France would have beaten us 9-0 probably.

[Magic]

I hope this finishes 13-0 to dispel the myth that Iceland are anything but absolute turd.

[Pepe]

I really hope they fuck the Germans up.

[Max Power]

Time to build some more indoor pitches you pathetic little slugs.

Griezmann on for golden boot :cool:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Had money on Giroud, Pogba and Greasy to score.

What scenes.

[Max Power]

This might be a bad thing for France if it convinces Deschamps to pick this team for the Germany game. Germans would run riot behind that midfield of Pogba and Matuidi

[Waffdon]

Daddy Griezmann getting the golden boot with absolute ease. Tap boi

[Lewis]

Time to build some more indoor pitches you pathetic little slugs.

Griezmann on for golden boot :cool:

It's all long balls and set pieces. Exactly the sort of goals you would only encounter on full-sized pitches. I feel like this is a moral victory for us.

[SincereTheRebel]

http://www.conti-online.com/generator/www/uk/en/contisoccerworld/themes/01_background/10_2014_fifa_world_cup/05_insights_2014_fifa_world_cup/img/int_2014_07_09_03,property=original.jpg

[Spoonsky]

Hopefully this won't overshadow what Iceland has accomplished up till now. I like this France team though and wouldn't mind if they won it. That semi should be good.

[Waffdon]

This might be a bad thing for France if it convinces Deschamps to pick this team for the Germany game. Germans would run riot behind that midfield of Pogba and Matuidi

Then he'll be playing Griezmann down the right which is pointless

[Shindig]

Erm... Germany v France semi- final in the Stade de France. I hope their police are ready.

[Max Power]

Then he'll be playing Griezmann down the right which is pointless

Play him up top instead of Giroud

[Pepe]

Erm... Germany v France semi- final in the Stade de France. I hope their police are ready.

Erm... No.

EDIT: Cunt edited on time. :mad:

[Spoonsky]

Can you place bets on Golden Ball? I'd lump behind Payet, nobody else has really stood out at all.

[Waffdon]

Play him up top instead of Giroud

No chance of that happening.

[Amigo]

Scoring a goal would be nice.

[Dquincy]

Don't rule out Iceland just yet, you turncoats!

[CJay]

I thought Payet had been poor until that goal.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Don't rule out Iceland just yet, you turncoats!

They'll score a goal but concede another 2.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

:rave:

[Pepe]

It's on!

[Amigo]

Alright, just end the game now.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

One more for France...

[Adramelch]

Spanish commentator just argued that Iceland winning the Euro would be less of a surprise than Leicester winning the Premier League.

[randomlegend]

Comeback is ON.

[Amigo]

Fuck's sake.

[Pepe]

It's off.

[Dquincy]

Next goal could decide it. :uhoh:

[Amigo]

Nice to see Giroud the greasy cunt diving for the free-kick earlier, by the way.

[Pepe]

Nice to see Giroud the greasy cunt diving for the free-kick earlier, by the way.

Seething.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Evra is a shambles.

[Amigo]

That's a penalty.


Seething.
Seething doesn't even come close to describing it.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Seething.
Where was Mexico mate? Your country is shit. They've done fuck all at this tournament.

[Pepe]

I'm glad no one bothered with Copa America.

[mugbull]

Spanish commentator just argued that Iceland winning the Euro would be less of a surprise than Leicester winning the Premier League.

Of course it would be...?

[Pepe]

Iceland. :cool:

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Mon?

[Bartholomert]

Having examined the females in the Icelandic crowd and given their disproportionate performance in the Euros, I think Iceland needs to immediately implement an aggressive fertility program in the name of improving the human race.

[Amigo]

What a fucking team.

Áfram Ísland.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Germany will fist France.

[Jimmy Floyd]

That Viking chant thing is quality, so it's no surprise that Arsenal twitter is trying to get it started at the Emirates next season.

[Magic]

Didn't the Turks do that clap pause shit ages ago? Vile cunts.

[Pen]

Apparently Motherwell fans are the ones to come up with it if the Finnish commentator is to be trusted.

[Dquincy]

Didn't the Turks do that clap pause shit ages ago? Vile cunts.

No, just stabbings.

[Dquincy]

Germany will fist France.
You seem to have a good nose for these predictions. Might put a bet on.

[Waffdon]

Apparently Motherwell fans are the ones to come up with it if the Finnish commentator is to be trusted.

The BOIS

[Bartholomert]

Didn't the Turks do that clap pause shit ages ago? Vile cunts.

Yes. I remember doing it in Euro 2008 in the stands.

[Pleb]

Is the meltdown still on then?

[SincereTheRebel]

Yes. I remember doing it in Euro 2008 in the stands.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdtKbq3Omkw

[Shindig]

"Yes, I remember it clearly as a fresh-faced 18-month old."

[Amigo]

People setting off fireworks after a 5-2 loss. :D

[Shindig]

It's a homecoming for the 1/5th of the population returning. Iceland can get back to work.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

People setting off fireworks after a 5-2 loss. :D
You won the second half 2-1.

[Spoonsky]

4th of July mate.

[Bartholomert]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdtKbq3Omkw

I lived in Switzerland in 2008, went to all the group stage matches :box:

[Boydy]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdtKbq3Omkw
:D


That Viking chant thing is quality, so it's no surprise that Arsenal twitter is trying to get it started at the Emirates next season.

They'll only spill their pinot grigio if they try it.

[Davgooner]

Red Action are strictly on the £7 Fosters.

[phonics]

Girouds going to be top scorer at this Euros. It's on.

http://static.goal.com/3093500/3093532_heroa.jpg

[Disco]

Confirmation, if it were needed, of how shit a tournament it's been.

[Jeet]

England have beaten all the remaining teams left in the Euros in the last 12months under Woy.

[SincereTheRebel]

Thats somethinhg than wenger would say