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P_3
01-07-2016, 08:12 PM
Fucking hell. 'mon Wales!

bruhnaldo
01-07-2016, 08:12 PM
Oh my it's even worse in replay. Holy fuck.

Davgooner
01-07-2016, 08:12 PM
Holy shit.

-james-
01-07-2016, 08:13 PM
Well.

Kikó
01-07-2016, 08:13 PM
That turn was different class.

Raoul Duke
01-07-2016, 08:13 PM
Dat turn :drool:

Magic
01-07-2016, 08:14 PM
I'm sorry has Hal Robson Kanu just sold the entire Belgian defence a hot dog and scored a worldie?

Lewis
01-07-2016, 08:14 PM
Fellaini is such a knobhead.

bruhnaldo
01-07-2016, 08:14 PM
Get him to Orlando City stat.

He would don the MLS if he's done that to "internationals" lol.

Vim
01-07-2016, 08:16 PM
That's an insane turn.

Magic
01-07-2016, 08:16 PM
What even is Fellaini?

The Merse
01-07-2016, 08:16 PM
I'm sorry has Hal Robson Kanu just sold the entire Belgian defence a hot dog and scored a worldie?

I'm fucking amazed. I take back everything I said about HRK going into this tournament.

I stand by my comments that Church/Vokes are sacks of shit, but calling Kanu a pace merchant that lacks a yard of pace seems unbelievably harsh given how his Euro 2016 has gone and that is a fucking top, top class goal.

bruhnaldo
01-07-2016, 08:17 PM
I never like to say I hate any Manchester United players but I fucking hate that twat Fellaini if I'm honest.

igor_balis
01-07-2016, 08:17 PM
fellaini plays football like i do when i'm knackered and in a really bad mood

randomlegend
01-07-2016, 08:17 PM
The Belgian manager will be having to name himself on the subs' bench if they get through.

igor_balis
01-07-2016, 08:18 PM
what would happen hypothetically if a team had all 11 players booked in two consecutive games?

bruhnaldo
01-07-2016, 08:19 PM
Not to get ahead of it or anything but Bale knocking out Ronaldo next round would be fucking scenes :drool:

Adramelch
01-07-2016, 08:19 PM
Belgium look completely clueless when it comes to defending corners.

Dquincy
01-07-2016, 08:20 PM
Not to get ahead of it or anything but Bale knocking out Ronaldo next round would be fucking scenes :drool:

That I would absolutely love. Still want Belgium now tho.

Yevrah
01-07-2016, 08:20 PM
Whatever happens from here on in, this really has been absolutely fantastic from Wales. They've risen to the occasion in immense fashion.

Lewis
01-07-2016, 08:20 PM
Let's just remember that we beat Wales, so lol at Belgium.

Sir Andy Mahowry
01-07-2016, 08:21 PM
What a free kick.

Sir Andy Mahowry
01-07-2016, 08:22 PM
what would happen hypothetically if a team had all 11 players booked in two consecutive games?
They'd have 12 to choose from next match.

bruhnaldo
01-07-2016, 08:26 PM
Maybe I'm a dick but I'm a bit surprised Wales are attacking so vigorously at this point.

Then again I guess they played Belgium to a win and draw in qualifying so they must not feel the need to protect their lead.

igor_balis
01-07-2016, 08:27 PM
They'd have 12 to choose from next match.

What if they had 11 plus 3 subs get booked in two consecutive games?

John
01-07-2016, 08:27 PM
I'd like Wales to do well, but let's not ignore the absolutely hateful prospect of Robbie Savage being justifiably smug. He's bad enough when he's just freewheeling and trying to pretend he got near Thierry Henry in his career. Imagine the shitmunching grin he'd be displaying if Wales won the Euros.

Sir Andy Mahowry
01-07-2016, 08:31 PM
Fucking bogbrush.

Sir Andy Mahowry
01-07-2016, 08:31 PM
What if they had 11 plus 3 subs get booked in two consecutive games?
Forfeit?

Adramelch
01-07-2016, 08:32 PM
That was stupid there from Ramsey.

John
01-07-2016, 08:33 PM
Is there an Arsenal player at this tournament who hasn't made a huge balls up at some point?

Magic
01-07-2016, 08:33 PM
Ramsey out. Massive loss if they get through.

Dquincy
01-07-2016, 08:35 PM
If he dived. :D

Oh he didn't.

Pepe
01-07-2016, 08:36 PM
Fuck the two yellow cards in different matches rule.

igor_balis
01-07-2016, 08:37 PM
hilarious cowardly refereeing non-decision yet again

Kikó
01-07-2016, 08:39 PM
Wales must be shitting bricks at this stage. I'm going to text smiffy for a temperature check.

Sir Andy Mahowry
01-07-2016, 08:39 PM
That's a penalty.

randomlegend
01-07-2016, 08:40 PM
Belgium have been proper bummed by this ref.

Disco
01-07-2016, 08:41 PM
Wales getting anywhere near the final would be amazing, the entire country will be unbearable forever (and I'll have to turn my phone off for about a month) but just imagine the scenes.

Magic
01-07-2016, 08:42 PM
Oh my GOD.

Sir Andy Mahowry
01-07-2016, 08:42 PM
Jesus, what scenes.

Yevrah
01-07-2016, 08:42 PM
Incredible stuff.

Kikó
01-07-2016, 08:42 PM
Fuck me silly. Brilliant.

Most teams would have put that in the corner, not Wales. Amazing.

P_3
01-07-2016, 08:42 PM
Sam Vokes. Who? Beautiful!

Pepe
01-07-2016, 08:42 PM
Belgium. :harold:

England :harold:

-james-
01-07-2016, 08:42 PM
Savage. :D

Yevrah
01-07-2016, 08:43 PM
Such a shame about Ramsey's suspension. With him in the team I'd fancy their chances against Portugal.

bruhnaldo
01-07-2016, 08:43 PM
Belgium :lol:

Sir Andy Mahowry
01-07-2016, 08:43 PM
Savage clearly in tears :D

Magic
01-07-2016, 08:43 PM
Jesus that hairline.

Sir Andy Mahowry
01-07-2016, 08:43 PM
Bale bumming Ronaldo would be amazing.

randomlegend
01-07-2016, 08:44 PM
:rave:

Savage is a total cunt but even from him this level of child-like happiness is kind of endearing.

bruhnaldo
01-07-2016, 08:44 PM
Does the Championship have a winter break?

Disco
01-07-2016, 08:44 PM
They all play here, this really is a victory for the English league system.

Gray Fox
01-07-2016, 08:44 PM
Scenes. Scenes everywhere.

five time
01-07-2016, 08:45 PM
Jesus that hairline.

He's 22. :lol:

Lewis
01-07-2016, 08:45 PM
Anybody who think this is good (other than Smiffy) is a dickhead.

Kikó
01-07-2016, 08:45 PM
Belgium are full of players who play week in week out in the premier league which is the issue.

Or it could be Fellaini.

Raoul Duke
01-07-2016, 08:45 PM
Did Savage say 'he twats it into the corner of the goal" or something then :D

Magic
01-07-2016, 08:45 PM
He's 22. :lol:

Fuck off is he. He looks like Maz.

-james-
01-07-2016, 08:45 PM
Does the Championship have a winter break?

Good post.

Yevrah
01-07-2016, 08:46 PM
I think Wilmots is Hodgson in disguise. His use of Fellaini here has been nothing short of offensive.

Disco
01-07-2016, 08:47 PM
Anybody who think this is good (other than Smiffy) is a dickhead.

There isn't even a test match tomorrow to take the edge off.

Magic
01-07-2016, 08:47 PM
I think Wilmots is Hodgson in disguise. His use of Fellaini here has been nothing short of offensive.

Nice oppositey pun thing.

Yevrah
01-07-2016, 08:48 PM
Oh and continuing the somehow about England theme, this is arguably better than anything I've seen us do in a knockout match.

Raoul Duke
01-07-2016, 08:48 PM
Wales might actually Leicester this tournament

bruhnaldo
01-07-2016, 08:49 PM
Hazard having a crack from 50 yards out with a minute left :drool:

-james-
01-07-2016, 08:49 PM
Anybody who think this is good (other than Smiffy) is a dickhead.

You're basically being Scottish.

Disco
01-07-2016, 08:49 PM
Oh and continuing the somehow about England theme, this is arguably better than anything I've seen us do in a knockout match.

Given that we haven't played well in one this century I think that's pretty nailed on.

Raoul Duke
01-07-2016, 08:50 PM
England need some kind of warrior beast like Joe Ledley. We have no-one with a decent beard,

SincereTheRebel
01-07-2016, 08:50 PM
I read that dean saunders has a massive fine waiting for him at birmingham airport as he parked his car in the short stay area, thinking the trip to france was only going to be a quick ting :lol:

bruhnaldo
01-07-2016, 08:50 PM
Aww the poor lad crying with his super fit girl on his back though lol.

Magic
01-07-2016, 08:50 PM
The Welsh in more tears as they go through. :)

Shindig
01-07-2016, 08:50 PM
Do you reckon Michael Pruddhome or somebody is having a massive Yevrage on Belgian TV after this?

Kikó
01-07-2016, 08:51 PM
Have Wales beat as many teams in a knockout competition as England yet?

Pepe
01-07-2016, 08:51 PM
Best (worst?) part is that Portugal is totally doable. They are complete shite.

Pepe
01-07-2016, 08:52 PM
Then they'll lose by ten in the final.

Sir Andy Mahowry
01-07-2016, 08:53 PM
I read that dean saunders has a massive fine waiting for him at birmingham airport as he parked his car in the short stay area, thinking the trip to france was only going to be a quick ting :lol:

http://www.skysports.com/football/news/12018/10329077/euro-2016-pundit-dean-saunders-faces-1631000-parking-bill

:D

Yevrah
01-07-2016, 08:53 PM
You really can't heap too much praise on that performance. Stunning stuff.

Dquincy
01-07-2016, 08:53 PM
Think Wales have 3 first teamers suspended for the Portugal game. Gonna be tricky.

five time
01-07-2016, 08:53 PM
England need some kind of warrior beast like Joe Ledley. We have no-one with a decent beard,

Maybe there is a link.

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00680/SNN1511A-580_680754a.jpg

Disco
01-07-2016, 08:54 PM
Have Wales beat as many teams in a knockout competition as England yet?

In my lifetime/memory there were what, two in 96 and two in 90?

Lewis
01-07-2016, 08:54 PM
Best (worst?) part is that Portugal is totally doable. They are complete shite.

Ronaldo will score a hat-trick of free-kicks.

Magic
01-07-2016, 08:54 PM
That photographer. :D?

Yevrah
01-07-2016, 08:54 PM
Best (worst?) part is that Portugal is totally doable. They are complete shite.

Yep. If Ramsey was in the team I'd have made Wales favourites after that.

niko_cee
01-07-2016, 08:54 PM
I'd better start learning that Llandudno Farmers song, I suppose.

SincereTheRebel
01-07-2016, 08:54 PM
That camera on his back in the wales cirlce looks like an idiot. Now i know how they shoot the pornos

Yevrah
01-07-2016, 08:54 PM
Maybe there is a link.

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00680/SNN1511A-580_680754a.jpg

I feel sick looking at that cunt.

bruhnaldo
01-07-2016, 08:54 PM
Luckily for them Portugal is generally shit, even with the three players out.

Disco
01-07-2016, 08:55 PM
In my lifetime/memory there were what, two in 96 and two in 90?

No that's already wrong, only one in 96.

Dquincy
01-07-2016, 08:55 PM
Bet Joe Hart and co are enjoying watching this.

Magic
01-07-2016, 08:55 PM
If Iceland beat France this will be the greatest Euros ever even if it's quality has been shite.

bruhnaldo
01-07-2016, 08:55 PM
Ronaldo will score a hat-trick of free-kicks.

Has Cristiano even scored a FK in the past 2 calendar years?

Kikó
01-07-2016, 08:55 PM
http://i.imgur.com/wkEHzng.jpg

He's happy.

bruhnaldo
01-07-2016, 08:56 PM
aww that's nice

Sir Andy Mahowry
01-07-2016, 08:56 PM
It's all for Gary Speed.

Shindig
01-07-2016, 08:56 PM
Cameroon, Belgium, Spain, Denmark, Ecuador.

Yevrah
01-07-2016, 08:56 PM
Top scorers in the tournament. :hail:

Pepe
01-07-2016, 08:57 PM
Top scorers in the tournament. :hail:

:lol:

bruhnaldo
01-07-2016, 08:57 PM
He is currenly a free agent? bruhnaldo

Sorry didn't see this before but yep, last club decided against renewing.

Magic
01-07-2016, 08:57 PM
Lol @ the parking reference. Unreal bants.

Yevrah
01-07-2016, 08:58 PM
Cameroon, Belgium, Spain, Denmark, Ecuador.

I've seen all those, and yeah, tonight was better.

Amigo
01-07-2016, 08:58 PM
Wales. :cool:

Sir Andy Mahowry
01-07-2016, 08:58 PM
They've all gone for a crepe Suzette:D

Boydy
01-07-2016, 08:59 PM
When Fellaini came on:


That's Belgium going out then.

Called it.

Gray Fox
01-07-2016, 08:59 PM
Sell Benteke for £25m. Sign Robson-Kanu on a free.

P_3
01-07-2016, 08:59 PM
Chuffed for Wales. Now to see Iceland progress past the hosts.

Dquincy
01-07-2016, 08:59 PM
Christ.

Raoul Duke
01-07-2016, 09:00 PM
Germany will still beat them 9-0, but I'd love to see them get to the final.

Lewis
01-07-2016, 09:03 PM
It's all for Gary Speed.

Hanging with the best of them.

John
01-07-2016, 09:08 PM
Hanging with the best of them.

For fuck's sake. :D

I'm absolutely certain that Robbie Savage would preface every Welsh player's name with 'European Championship winner...' for the whole of next season if they win this. Even a place in the final would make him insufferable. Ah well, Niall. You had a good run.

Kikó
01-07-2016, 09:10 PM
#getyournooseout

igor_balis
01-07-2016, 09:11 PM
Maybe there is a link.

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00680/SNN1511A-580_680754a.jpg

there's deffo a joke to be made there about garys and speed. i'm too fucking stupid to make it though.

Pleb
01-07-2016, 09:20 PM
Well fuck...

What are the odds of them actually winning the whole thing?

Vim
01-07-2016, 09:21 PM
https://scontent-arn2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t34.0-12/13563264_10209500312054755_1451506903_n.png?oh=b10 24b0b6de9b0c1f428466f3b56b000&oe=57793000

John
01-07-2016, 09:36 PM
'If that was Messi...' needs to have a hefty fine attached to it. We're wanking over the turn as it is, is there any need to create some hypothetical goal to compare it with? At this point, if that was Messi nobody would be at all surprised and the entire stadium would shrug in dispassionate expectation that he'll do it another twice before we're done.

Jimmy Floyd
02-07-2016, 12:10 AM
This Wales stuff is a living nightmare. Could yet be a Wales-France final. Fucking hell.

Still, Belgium. lol.

Andrew
02-07-2016, 12:18 AM
Last time I was this excited about a semi, I'd been on a 4 day binge and thought I'd lost the ability to raise a smile, never mind a stiffy!!!

Come on the Welsh!!!!!

Mellberg
02-07-2016, 12:33 AM
Game over you'd imagine.

:harold:

Yevrah
02-07-2016, 12:38 AM
:harold:

Indeed. That they went 1-0 down under a sea of Belgian pressure made the win all the more remarkable.

Lewis
02-07-2016, 12:50 AM
Fellaini coming on appears to have been buried under lol Fellaini lol what shit, but it might be the biggest managerial BOTTLE JOB of recent years. Belgium pissed the first half, but, because Wales had a few minutes and scored off a corner, their dickhead manager brings him on for an actual attacking player, presumably under the mistaken belief that he could help shore up the midfield. We would lynch our manager for something like that.

Mellberg
02-07-2016, 01:11 AM
Indeed. That they went 1-0 down under a sea of Belgian pressure made the win all the more remarkable.

Indeed. Hard one to call.

https://s32.postimg.org/6s5t4wee9/Screenshot_2016_07_02_02_00_18.png (https://postimg.org/image/6s5t4wee9/)

Lee
02-07-2016, 06:25 AM
I love an underdog story as much as anybody but I'm fucked if I can get behind the Welsh doing it. I want them out.

niko_cee
02-07-2016, 06:58 AM
I was up off the sofa when that Vokes header went in. Better the Welsh than the fucking Belgian Golden (hair) Generation. Shame about the suspensions. That really is such a shit rule and it has such a disproportionately unfair effect on smaller nations. At least Portugal are shit and Ronaldo's seethe will be off the planet if they lose to Welsh Welsh Wales.

That Robson- Kanu turn as well, jesus, probably the biggest doing since the original Johann effort.

Have to agree on the Fellaini thing. The worst substitution since Ranieri brought Veron on against Monaco (which still ranks as the all time worst).

Baz
02-07-2016, 07:44 AM
"The turn" wasn't that special. People are getting carried away.

Lee
02-07-2016, 07:46 AM
I find it sickening that I'm forced to support Portugal in the semi final. I'm feeling outrageously bitter at all the Welsh happiness.

SincereTheRebel
02-07-2016, 07:49 AM
Surprised at the dislike for wales. Am i missing something about them in regards to history? They didnt turn their back on england twice like those scottish man are about to do. Its wales all the way to the final at this point.

Baz
02-07-2016, 07:55 AM
Its been Wales since the start for me. (http://www.thethirdhalf.co.uk/showthread.php?1086-The-Euro-2016-Prediction-Thread&p=98380&viewfull=1#post98380)

Kikó
02-07-2016, 08:39 AM
"The turn" wasn't that special. People are getting carried away.

If it was Messi...

Init John.

Foe
02-07-2016, 08:40 AM
I find it sickening that I'm forced to support Portugal in the semi final. I'm feeling outrageously bitter at all the Welsh happiness.

Anyone but Portugal for me. I'm still pissed at them for dumping out Croatia. Portugal making the final would be a travesty.

Jimmy Floyd
02-07-2016, 09:01 AM
I went into my village pub, the valleys rang with song
There were three Cwmbran beauties who I've fancied all along
They toasted Euro glory and I bought them bitter ale
But it was all no use cos they went home with Gareth Bale
AND WE WERE SINGING...

Frightful place.

igor_balis
02-07-2016, 09:16 AM
well i enjoyed it you miserable bastards

Adramelch
02-07-2016, 09:46 AM
Fellaini coming on appears to have been buried under lol Fellaini lol what shit, but it might be the biggest managerial BOTTLE JOB of recent years. Belgium pissed the first half, but, because Wales had a few minutes and scored off a corner, their dickhead manager brings him on for an actual attacking player, presumably under the mistaken belief that he could help shore up the midfield. We would lynch our manager for something like that.

They didn't piss the first half. They were good (albeit really really good) for about 20 minutes and then it was all Wales. That's not to say bringing Fellaini on wasn't an absolute shit decision.

Max Power
02-07-2016, 09:50 AM
well i enjoyed it you miserable bastards
Yeah fair play to the lads, great effort.

They'll lose on penalties to Portugal though

SvN
02-07-2016, 10:01 AM
I was half watching while I was in a bar. The place went up when Wales scores their 3rd, which surprised me.

I'm pleased for them like I would be with any underdog. I don't feel any rivalry with them, even if they do think they're getting one over on us.

GS
02-07-2016, 10:03 AM
The bitterness in here. And you all wonder why the Celts hate England.

Waffdon
02-07-2016, 10:07 AM
Sickening. Mon le Griezmann and Renato

Lee
02-07-2016, 10:27 AM
The bitterness in here. And you all wonder why the Celts hate England.

I'm happy to admit that my dislike of the Welsh doing well is because I'm jealous.

Although be honest, the reason the Celts don't like us is more because we've dominated you and successfully crushed your culture over the centuries

You take these small victories though. :drool:

Disco
02-07-2016, 10:41 AM
Compare the (decidedly small time) reaction of the Welsh team on Monday with the broadly positive one in here.

Dquincy
02-07-2016, 10:48 AM
I only wanted Belgium cos they're my sweepstake team. Now theyre out I want Wales to go all the way.

Smiffy
02-07-2016, 10:55 AM
.....

Yevrah
02-07-2016, 10:57 AM
Fellaini coming on appears to have been buried under lol Fellaini lol what shit, but it might be the biggest managerial BOTTLE JOB of recent years. Belgium pissed the first half, but, because Wales had a few minutes and scored off a corner, their dickhead manager brings him on for an actual attacking player, presumably under the mistaken belief that he could help shore up the midfield. We would lynch our manager for something like that.

I posted similar upthread and yes, it was a complete shocker.

Vim
02-07-2016, 11:54 AM
I'm so nervous for tonight. Germany are always one of our biggest rivals, and living in a town near the border there are so many Germans here that losing terrifies me.

Lee
02-07-2016, 12:11 PM
The two teams with the most winningest mentality going. I reckon Italy will do it.

Vim
02-07-2016, 12:20 PM
De Rossi is apparently not going to start because of the injury. Shame, he's been excellent so far. Also, I don't really trust Sturaro too much but he fires up in important matches. (see 2015 CL semi-final against Madrid) Parolo as the holding midfielder is also untested, he's not as good a defender as De Rossi.

Buffon; Barzagli, Bonucci, Chiellini; Florenzi, Sturaro, Parolo, Giaccherini, De Sciglio; Eder, Pellč.

ItalAussie
02-07-2016, 12:23 PM
De Rossi missing hurts.

I'm still nervous about even entertaining the idea we could win the competition.

Bartholomert
02-07-2016, 12:34 PM
De Rossi missing hurts.

I'm still nervous about even entertaining the idea we could win the competition.

Winner of this game will walk the rest of the tournament IMO.

Mellberg
02-07-2016, 12:35 PM
I'm happy for Wales. It's nice to see a home nations team dowing well at an international tournament for the first time in 20 fucking years.

Vim
02-07-2016, 12:38 PM
It does feel as important as a final. The two best performing team so far, both very capable of beating France and Portugal.

Smiffy
02-07-2016, 12:46 PM
.....

ItalAussie
02-07-2016, 01:36 PM
Winner of this game will walk the rest of the tournament IMO.

I like the sentiment, but I don't think you can ever say you'll walk a game before playing in the QF stage onwards of a major tournament.

Shindig
02-07-2016, 03:09 PM
I'm happy for Wales. It's nice to see a home nations team dowing well at an international tournament for the first time in 20 fucking years.

Ireland in 2002 was alright.

Vim
02-07-2016, 05:33 PM
https://scontent-arn2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13521878_10208608175794555_2042134012360801643_n.j pg?oh=3a7b9cfab8eb6f7fba3558af9f7470df&oe=57F82922

Last time I was this nervous for a match was the CL final I think.

Dquincy
02-07-2016, 05:57 PM
Must admit I don't recognise many of the Italian players these days compared to 10-20 years ago.

Maybe that's a good thing. They're a really good team rather than special individuals.

Pleb
02-07-2016, 06:01 PM
We're looking at the future champions to whoever wins this game aren't we?

Unless Iceland or Wales fucks up the status quo and we'll probably be throwing :drool: left right and centre.

Vim
02-07-2016, 06:09 PM
Nothing is decided until the matches are played, but everything points to this match being an early final.

Kikó
02-07-2016, 06:27 PM
Can't wait for the game but I think the Germans will end up doing us.

Shindig
02-07-2016, 06:29 PM
So, Joachim bingo time. He's already dipped his hand round his arse, bollocks and pits this tournament so my money's on him having a visible erection at some point. The man must honk.

Lewis
02-07-2016, 06:38 PM
Feel free to lol if they win, but why change the system? They did this in the Euro 2012 match and blew it.

Reg
02-07-2016, 06:39 PM
C'mooooon Italy. Really likeable side, and there's money to be gained. Germany won the World Cup so they've had enough for now.

John
02-07-2016, 06:40 PM
Feel free to lol if they win, but why change the system? They did this in the Euro 2012 match and blew it.

Italy are the one nation with a mental edge over them. They shit themselves every time.

Byron
02-07-2016, 06:44 PM
I'm happy for Wales. It's nice to see a home nations team dowing well at an international tournament for the first time in 20 fucking years.

Agreed, I don't get this Wales hate.

Fuck it, let them laugh and crow over us, they've played well all tournament, we've been shite.

Lewis
02-07-2016, 06:44 PM
Obsessing over 1970 (when they were knackered) and 1982 (when they were crap) is just bizarre. What about 1943?

Magic
02-07-2016, 06:58 PM
Look at that fucking PASSION.

The Krauts look guilty.

P_3
02-07-2016, 06:58 PM
Germany to sneak a 1-0 win in the 92nd minute.

Magic
02-07-2016, 07:00 PM
The GAME OF THE CENTURY will be a load of shit.

Sir Andy Mahowry
02-07-2016, 07:01 PM
I'd be seething if I was Draxler.

Manc
02-07-2016, 07:01 PM
Both teams with two strikers. How refreshing. Goals please.

Magic
02-07-2016, 07:02 PM
Yeah let's clap those victims of terrorism!

Shindig
02-07-2016, 07:02 PM
Don't applaud terror attack victims, man.

John
02-07-2016, 07:03 PM
So, Joachim bingo time. He's already dipped his hand round his arse, bollocks and pits this tournament so my money's on him having a visible erection at some point. The man must honk.

He'll smell his assistant's spare ground. It's the quarters, time to up his game.

Pepe
02-07-2016, 07:03 PM
Great job at dying lads!

Kikó
02-07-2016, 07:03 PM
I thought they were clapping for Roy's boys.

Pepe
02-07-2016, 07:04 PM
Both teams with two strikers. How refreshing. Goals please.

Only if you count Gomez. :sick:

Shindig
02-07-2016, 07:07 PM
He'll smell his assistant's spare ground. It's the quarters, time to up his game.

Same black shirt again. Bet he hasn't washed it all summer.

Magic
02-07-2016, 07:07 PM
They shouldn't clap though they were only a couple of Koran verses away from walking away with their cappuccinos.

Magic
02-07-2016, 07:08 PM
Fuck me Giacherrini plays for Sunderland? :D

Magic
02-07-2016, 07:14 PM
:yawn:

Foe
02-07-2016, 07:20 PM
Fear these teams are just going to cancel each other out.

It's effectively a 1 v 1 all across the park.

Dquincy
02-07-2016, 07:27 PM
I like how Swine-Steiger (dont know how to spell his name) is the squad captain but Low has the balls not to start him.

If only you had taken note, Roy.

Pepe
02-07-2016, 07:30 PM
The GAME OF THE CENTURY will be a load of shit.

All your fault.

Magic
02-07-2016, 07:36 PM
Lol my dad has bought my little brother a rReal Madrid top for his holiday in Spain. Mainly because it was £3. He doesn't really like football but he's going to Barcelona. :face:

Lewis
02-07-2016, 07:38 PM
Pundits have cheapened the idea of the TACTICAL BATTLE by calling every defence vs attack shitfest one, but this is actually quite interesting.

Magic
02-07-2016, 07:40 PM
Glad to see Toby is back.

Shindig
02-07-2016, 07:42 PM
Lol my dad has bought my little brother a rReal Madrid top for his holiday in Spain. Mainly because it was £3. He doesn't really like football but he's going to Barcelona. :face:

Kids need to be bullied.

John
02-07-2016, 07:42 PM
Pundits have cheapened the idea of the TACTICAL BATTLE by calling every defence vs attack shitfest one, but this is actually quite interesting.

:nodd:

Magic needs to find a new sport.

Sir Andy Mahowry
02-07-2016, 07:42 PM
The Italian with those moustache glasses should be shot.

Magic
02-07-2016, 07:43 PM
I liked the Portugal Croatia game.

Magic
02-07-2016, 07:44 PM
Is there any decent STRIKERS in this tournament? Greaseman?

Pepe
02-07-2016, 07:46 PM
Robson Kanu.

Pepe
02-07-2016, 07:46 PM
The non-joke answer is Giroud of course.

John
02-07-2016, 07:47 PM
I liked the Portugal Croatia game.


I fell asleep. Portugal won? :D

Alright, mate.

Dquincy
02-07-2016, 07:47 PM
Are there.

Magic
02-07-2016, 07:47 PM
Siggurson............er Sigthorrson...oh...oh.

Magic
02-07-2016, 07:48 PM
Alright, mate.

Ok whoever Portugal played last.

Pepe
02-07-2016, 07:49 PM
Can't wait to see the heatmaps.

Magic
02-07-2016, 07:52 PM
Is Thierry donning double denim? :sick:

Boydy
02-07-2016, 07:54 PM
Is Thierry donning double denim? :sick:

I don't know but Henry could definitely pull off double denim.

Magic
02-07-2016, 07:55 PM
I don't know but Henry could definitely pull off double denim.

No it looks tragic.

Magic
02-07-2016, 07:56 PM
Twitter agrees. :drool:

Magic
02-07-2016, 07:58 PM
Clementine background music on this Wales VT. :drool:

Boydy
02-07-2016, 08:00 PM
Double denim's cool now, Magic, you backwards fuck.

Dquincy
02-07-2016, 08:01 PM
No it looks tragic.
Bit racist that.

Lewis
02-07-2016, 08:01 PM
Can't wait to see the heatmaps.

http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/150126142509-europe-map02-large-png-large-169.png

Magic
02-07-2016, 08:04 PM
Double denim's cool now, Magic, you backwards fuck.

Has it even been a thing in your shit little prod village yet?

Lewis
02-07-2016, 08:07 PM
Double denim and massive white trainers, like everybody in your school language textbooks.

Magic
02-07-2016, 08:12 PM
How can we be in a single market partnership with people that dress like the Spanish do. They just have no self awareness.

Sir Andy Mahowry
02-07-2016, 08:14 PM
Jesus what a block.

Pepe
02-07-2016, 08:14 PM
Pure Italy that.

Lewis
02-07-2016, 08:14 PM
Rene Higuita special (it was going wide).

Sir Andy Mahowry
02-07-2016, 08:19 PM
Italy collecting yellows.

Pepe
02-07-2016, 08:19 PM
Three yellows in what? Five minutes? :D

Magic
02-07-2016, 08:19 PM
It's a shit rule though.

Pepe
02-07-2016, 08:22 PM
It is.

Kikó
02-07-2016, 08:23 PM
3 shots so far.

Pepe
02-07-2016, 08:24 PM
But the tactics.

Kikó
02-07-2016, 08:24 PM
Ffs.

Sir Andy Mahowry
02-07-2016, 08:24 PM
Frog boy \0/.

Pepe
02-07-2016, 08:25 PM
Fuck off German twats.

P_3
02-07-2016, 08:26 PM
That's the first I've seen of him all game.

Sir Andy Mahowry
02-07-2016, 08:26 PM
It's a shit rule though.


It is.
It's better than before where yellows were cleared before the quarter final and players could be suspended in the final.

Should just make it no bans from yellows in the knockouts.

SincereTheRebel
02-07-2016, 08:26 PM
That is poor defending from italy when gomez was in near the corner. The way they stood off him, you would think it was messi. Should have closed him down. Took three defenders out the game with one ball.

Sir Andy Mahowry
02-07-2016, 08:29 PM
That would have been beautiful.

Magic
02-07-2016, 08:30 PM
A holocaust survivor has just died according to the Guardian. Couldn't take this result.

Lewis
02-07-2016, 08:30 PM
It's alright. The Italians will switch sides in the last ten minutes and go through.

Kikó
02-07-2016, 08:36 PM
Thicko.

Yevrah
02-07-2016, 08:36 PM
Hello.

Sir Andy Mahowry
02-07-2016, 08:36 PM
Boateng :D

Pepe
02-07-2016, 08:37 PM
:drool:

Magic
02-07-2016, 08:37 PM
:harold:

Yevrah
02-07-2016, 08:37 PM
He'll miss.

Sir Andy Mahowry
02-07-2016, 08:37 PM
What a penalty.

Yevrah
02-07-2016, 08:38 PM
Sweet, I'd love another 40 mins of this.

Sir Andy Mahowry
02-07-2016, 08:38 PM
He'll miss.

I thought the same, especially after the stutter shit.

John
02-07-2016, 08:38 PM
What the fuck was Boateng up to there? :D

Magic
02-07-2016, 08:39 PM
"Its anybody's to win" :sick:

Dquincy
02-07-2016, 08:40 PM
This is now anybody's to win.

Adramelch
02-07-2016, 08:42 PM
What the fuck was Boateng up to there? :D

It's the kind of defending you see on basketball. That he had the nerve to complain about the decision was even more ridiculous.

Shindig
02-07-2016, 08:43 PM
Guy Mowbray misses Mark Lawrenson's quips so he's now supplying his own.

John
02-07-2016, 08:47 PM
'A substitute just to be about to made.'

Good work, nameless voice. Danny Murphy is it?

Magic
02-07-2016, 08:50 PM
Keown.

Shindig
02-07-2016, 08:51 PM
Loew sucking on his sweaty watch.

Dquincy
02-07-2016, 08:55 PM
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/af/d8/c7/afd8c7ed10d9a165d3f8e0a35c9ef404.jpg

Magic
02-07-2016, 08:56 PM
Never knew he played for United?

Dquincy
02-07-2016, 08:59 PM
How the fuck is Swine-Steiger going to last anothet 30 mins and pens.

John
02-07-2016, 08:59 PM
Bonucci's first ever penalty? :cab:

Someone's surely fed him a whopper there.

Sir Andy Mahowry
02-07-2016, 09:03 PM
Bonucci's first ever penalty? :cab:

Someone's surely fed him a whopper there.
Outside of a shootout.

Muller's reaction there was amazing.

Dquincy
02-07-2016, 09:05 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BqLH2tkCUAA8ltb.jpg

Kikó
02-07-2016, 09:07 PM
I love that Italy can play blind passes because they know the shape inside out. It gets the players out of difficult situations time and time again.

And the work rate is incredible.

Adramelch
02-07-2016, 09:08 PM
Bonucci's first ever penalty? :cab:

Someone's surely fed him a whopper there.

There's barely anyone I would trust to take a penalty in that Italy XI to be honest. And I know that Bonucci often takes fouls for Juventus (or at least so I've been told).

John
02-07-2016, 09:10 PM
I love that Italy can play blind passes because they know the shape inside out. It gets the players out of difficult situations time and time again.

And the work rate is incredible.

If Conte can get Chelsea even half as well drilled as this lot, which you'd assume he can given all the extra time he'll have, they'll win the league.