[FOOTBALL] Weekend Football Thread - 22nd/25th April 2016

[Lee]

I'm already resigned to a three or four goal Spurs win.

[Giggles]

I want an absolutely filthy Pulis performance here and some dropped Spurs points. I don't see it happening though.

Don't they always do shit against West Brom?

[Magic]

This is going to be a rout. It's been 100% Spurs and they're pretty much gung ho.

[Lee]

Don't they always do shit against West Brom?

I don't think historical records like that mean a thing. West Brom are on holiday and Spurs are quality. They also have to win. 4-0 Spurs.

[Magic]

They've hit the post twice and Myhill is a beast tonight. Champ man result of 0-0 with 53 shots?

[Lee]

I'd piss myself.

[Davgooner]

West Brom are fucking grim. They'll concede about 50 shots on goal tonight.

[Lee]

Supporting West Brom would make me want to do myself in.

[Magic]

Jesus Christ. :D

Hopefully that goes down as an Eriksen assist.

[Magic]

Vertonghen assist or no assists for OGs??? :sick:

[Jimmy Floyd]

Supporting West Brom would make me want to do myself in.

I know a West Brom fan. Asked for his player of the year the other day. He thought for about a minute and then said 'erm... Craig Dawson, maybe?'

He wasn't sure if he wanted Pulis out. Seems to have put him into a sort of stupor, even though he follows them religiously.

[Boydy]

Supporting West Brom would make me want to do myself in.
igor_balis is a West Brom fan, isn't he? Probably (partly) explains why he's so weird.

[Baz]

:youpi:

[Byron]

Hopefully this means Magic is in proper seethe mode.

[Disco]

Please let it stay like this.

[Magic]

LMFAO.

There goes my clean sheets.

[Magic]

I bet Lee is licking his crusty lips at the prospect of sealing that 3rd spot. Prick.

[Magic]

WTF WBA had nearly as many shots? Should have watched the second half. :(

[Baz]

It's not over yet.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Spurs cracking under pressure? Who'd have thunk it.

[Lee]

Lads.....

[Kikó]

Leicester to win the league at Old Trafford. Incredible.

[Magic]

Leicester to win title at Old Toilet. :drool:

[Baz]

https://i.imgur.com/J9fIpCb.png

[Disco]

Dilly Dong Motherfuckers, it's almost there.

http://i.imgur.com/EFWxfny.png

[Lee]

To be honest I'd rather we win it at home against Everton. Lol.

[Giggles]

Spurs :D

That was pretty much guaranteed.

[Davgooner]

Fucking hell. Gave up on that and did a bit of work.

Fucking love it.

[Browning]

Nailed on that United will shit out a 0-0 draw.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Levy's face at the end there. Looked like he'd dropped a 2p down the stairwell.

[Magic]

The Italians descending on Leicester on celebration of Ranieri. :drool:

Be like a papal audience at the Vatican.

[Davgooner]

Still make Spurs favourites, like.

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[Lee]

Souness is fucking gutted, the cunt.

[Giggles]

I said it before that Spurs could be 6 clear in March and not be in a title race. Tonight is exhibit A why they were never in this one. Jokers.

Fucking Leicester :drool: I don't know whether id rather see it at Old Trafford or do it at home though. What at party the next home will be anyway.

[Giggles]

Souness is fucking gutted, the cunt.

That just makes it even better the bitter twat.

[Davgooner]

If Souness loses his gig on Sky then all he's got left is killing prostitutes.

[Gray Fox]

I can't believe they've actually gone and done it. Chuffed for Leicester. I hope they can stick around at the top.

Odds on Leicester winning the Champions League next year?

[Giggles]

Also, Alli is a little fucking scummer.

[Magic]

If Souness loses his gig on Sky then all he's got left is killing prostitutes.

Utter misfortune really does bring out the best of TTH.

[Jimmy Floyd]

I don't get the Souness thing. Leicester (just about) winning the league seems to be the worst thing that's happened to him for years. There is the Lewis position that the big clubs should always win, but what joy is there in the fulfilment of that?

[Giggles]

I don't get the Souness thing. Leicester (just about) winning the league seems to be the worst thing that's happened to him for years. There is the Lewis position that the big clubs should always win, but what joy is there in the fulfilment of that?

I can't even understand where he's coming from. He must just really dislike Leicester.

[GS]

This season proves why the idea of any form of European super league should never, ever be entertained. It's taken, what, 38 years for something like this to happen again in the BPLSBB, and it's fucking spectacular.

[Giggles]

This season proves why the idea of any form of European super league should never, ever be entertained. It's taken, what, 38 years for something like this to happen again in the BPLSBB, and it's fucking spectacular.

The pitiful thing is that this season will probably make it happen all the sooner.

[Magic]

Take a look at @LowQualityRegen's Tweet: https://twitter.com/LowQualityRegen/status/724706517493100548?s=09

:drool:

[Jimmy Floyd]

Currently next season's pot 1 for the Champions League is going to be (let's say Bayern Munich win it): Bayern Munich, Barcelona, PSG, Juventus, Benfica, Leicester City, Dynamo Kiev, and FC Rostov.

No wonder the suits are all seething.

[Magic]

Take a look at @StoicaeVenator's Tweet: https://twitter.com/StoicaeVenator/status/724703690075058176?s=09

I've watched this a thousand times.

[Max Power]

The main man Pulis pulled it out. May go out and buy a west brom cap in tribute to the god.

Win it at Old Trafford with no Vardy? Why the fuck not

[Jimmy Floyd]

I'd quite like the poetry to extend to Leicester losing, but us clinching it for Claudio with a 4-0 cunting of Spurs, like he used to serve up in his time.

He must have an amazing record against Spurs, actually.

[leedsrevolution]

The main man Pulis pulled it out. May go out and buy a west brom cap in tribute to the god.

Win it at Old Trafford with no Vardy? Why the fuck not

I reckon you will get a point and do a smash and grab at your own place against Everton, John Stones (if playing) to fuck it up.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Wasn't it Pulis who ultimately fucked up Liverpool's run in 2014, actually? MBEs have been given out for less.

[Max Power]

Yeah I fancy a 0-0/1-1 with about 10% possession. The worry (lol) is that Spurs chuck it at Chelsea and we win it without playing. But tbh I don't really care, just get it done.

[leedsrevolution]

Yeah I fancy a 0-0/1-1 with about 10% possession. The worry (lol) is that Spurs chuck it at Chelsea and we win it without playing. But tbh I don't really care, just get it done.

Winning the Premiership whilst not actually suffering "the game" itself, is something that dreams are made off. You lucky bastards, so jealous. Brilliant though.

[Lee]

Winning the Premiership whilst not actually suffering "the game" itself, is something that dreams are made off. You lucky bastards, so jealous. Brilliant though.

Bollocks to that. Draw at Old Trafford and let Spurs beat Chelsea. I'll never see this again, I want it to be there when it happens. Either way though, the party at the ground is going to be fucking immense. If it goes to the last day now I'll cry.

[Shindig]

'96 was the worst for me because, as soon as United pulled clear in their game, whatever we did meant nowt.

[Giggles]

Wasn't it Pulis who ultimately fucked up Liverpool's run in 2014, actually? MBEs have been given out for less.

Was he Palace manager that night? If he doesn't get the MBE, I'll give him a blowie for that one to make up for it.

[Boydy]

He was. :moop:

[GS]

We weren't winning it anyway. Two key moments in the run-in - the Nasri equaliser against Sunderland, which meant we had to avoid defeat to Chelsea and the Steven "Stevie Gerrard" Gerrard slip which meant we didn't. The Palace game, whilst a nice WHAT DRAMA moment for the TV packages and subsequent reminiscences by teary-eyed commentators desperate to highlight the unpredictability of "the product", was irrelevant by that point.

[igor_balis]

You're welcome.

[igor_balis]

igor_balis is a West Brom fan, isn't he? Probably (partly) explains why he's so weird.

Go fuck yourself.

[Boydy]

Go fuck yourself.
:D

[John Arne]

Demarai Gray was almost killed getting out of a helicopter the other day :D

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[ItalAussie]

We weren't winning it anyway. Two key moments in the run-in - the Nasri equaliser against Sunderland, which meant we had to avoid defeat to Chelsea and the Steven "Stevie Gerrard" Gerrard slip which meant we didn't. The Palace game, whilst a nice WHAT DRAMA moment for the TV packages and subsequent reminiscences by teary-eyed commentators desperate to highlight the unpredictability of "the product", was irrelevant by that point.

Yup. It was the slip that meant City could take the title by winning out. Palace just made it easier.

[Jimmy Floyd]

Everyone remembers the slip, but no one remembers they were playing against our reserves due to a Mourinho tantrum :drool:

[GS]

Yup. It was the slip that meant City could take the title by winning out. Palace just made it easier.

Yep, and the Nasri equaliser which meant we had to draw. If Sunderland had won 2-1, we could have chucked the Chelsea game and it wouldn't have mattered. We'd probably still have dropped points to either Palace or Newcastle anyway as a result of PRESSURE.