You old romantic.
I don't acknowledge Valentine's Day as a thing. No cards no nothing, not even a good morning kiss and that shit is free. It's bull shit and I won't have anything to do with it. Missus would probably like some kind of acknowledgement but she knows the deal.
God bless TTH, where someone can call another man's wife 'vermin' in response to his Valentine's plans and receive only knowing nods.
We're going to Amsterdam for a few days.
So, hookers and drugs it is.
Ah, so long as you layed down the law then it's all ok.
Stop trying to be a fucking meat head and get her a card if she wants a fucking card. It's not making you a big man if you don't.
I've read that back and it sounded harsh. I made it clear I will have nothing to do with it from day one, why should I change my principles.
'Vermin', jesus christ
That and Magic's response has had me lolling for a good minute.
Ignoring Valentine’s Day because the 23rd is our ten year “anniversary” (of when I asked her to be my girlfriend lol).
Good timing eh.
I'm a twit
Have never had to do Valentines day. Bliss.
We’re going for lunch somewhere tomorrow and I’ve bought the mrs some clothes she asked for.
Can’t say I understand the great moral stand some people have against Valentines Day, but LR isn’t the first time I’ve encountered it.
No fuckin’ card company’s ‘avin me say nice shit to my other ‘alf, just so they can boost their profit margin!!!!
It’s usually the Harold’s of this world, rather than dippy, pissed up northerners, but there we are.
Been chatting to this American girl on tinder, she seems cool and interesting and she's quite pretty. Once she'd agreed she'd like to meet up, I noticed it said "I might be taller than you" on her bio. She's bloody six feet tall, and I'm 5'9''. Luckily she's absolutely unfazed by that, and said it's only ever an issue if blokes are weird about it themselves. I went on a date with a 5'11'' girl before and it took about 30 seconds to get used to. However, a few days after agreeing to go for drinks on Wednesday, it's just occurred to me what Wednesday is. Oops. Oh well.
This is a great read lads...keep it up.
I cant say I know anyone apart from teenagers and tragic sheilas in their 20's who take it that seriously.
We're going to Celtic vs Zenit on Thursday.
Sheilas.
Sheila goes out with her mate Stella,
It gets poured all over her fella.
I still don't know what next Wednesday is. Was Igor meant to tell us?
Valentines. You’re going away for it.
Spent the afternoon with and shagged someone I work with today. I am going to choose to believe this isn't going to end badly.
He's going to tell everyone you work with that you have a micro penis.
Bam is BACK!
Answer your PM's Bam.
What a time to be alive.
Got Ms Hammer a card and we're off to some vegetarian restaurant that i reckon she'll like. Bosh.
So what are you nutters doing for Valentines today then?
Leedsrev is cooking dinner after he landed home with two dozen roses and some perfume.
Made a nice rump steak meal with a bottle of Rioja, then watched CL and finished off nicely with a few games of Black Ops 2. What a fucking night.
Pleb is the anonymous narrator of this board
Forgot it was Valentines. Zero fucks given.
He came to his senses.
It was well shit. I was fucking knackered after a long week and getting the stupid train and I was just not in a chatty, outgoing mood. If I'm honest, the fact that she was SO much fitter than her photos made me quite a bit more nervous than usual as well, which is a pity.
Er, going on date two tonight. Obviously I hadn't fucked it up as much as I thought. I'm so paranoid I'm gonna be a nervous sweaty mess I forgo caffeine prior to first dates, but after my damp squid performance last time I'm having a nice big coffee and I'm gonna sweat all over her sexy American face. Wish me luck lads!! xx
I'm sorry, a damp what?
Pedal stool.
Pre-Madonna.
Damp squid is a sex move iirc.