Just donated 750k to charities, going to get 30 goals and keep Everton up, and save England in WC2018.
Just donated 750k to charities, going to get 30 goals and keep Everton up, and save England in WC2018.
I think everything would be so much easier for him if he wasn't so ugly
Wayne Rooney.
Would almost certainly have scored more than 'Zlatan' last season had he not been so unselfish and let him play up front.
Could have challenged for the Ballon d'Or as well I imagine.
Welbeck is the one we want getting fit for the World Cup.
We need to put out the signal to Mert. He'll know the answer.
I've met women who have a massive thing for Rooney. Can't see it myself.
There you go. FACT.
If we still had him Lukaku would be on about 50 goals already.
(From 270 chances.)
They wouldn't have felt the need to WASTE all that money on another forward in this counter-factual. Rooney just goes on and on, and then he passes the torch to Marcus Rashford like Hogan and The Rock.
Why is the disabled kid wearing Geisha makeup?
Where do you get massive cheques from?
Great bit of charity from Rooney. He does seem good for that.
Why is Rooney the only one in the plastic sheet? Like he's wandered in from a kitchen.
I hope he went for Effective Altruism and didn't just burn his money on some shit charity.