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    Quote Originally Posted by dino View Post
    Why would you buy them a taxi?
    I know, my dad's house is like 50m from where we were.

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    I was cunted. I piss money up the wall and try pay for everything lulz.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    We discussed RL and Smiffy mostly. Waff seems to have developed a strange love for John.

    I thought I recognised him in the other pub but I was wary about going over to a complete stranger and saying 'Waffles'.
    I sent you a nice PM the other day, imagine slagging me off in a pub

    Edit: lol whoops turns out I forgot

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    Quote Originally Posted by Waffdon View Post
    I was cunted. I piss money up the wall and try pay for everything lulz.
    That's not very Scottish.

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    He couldn't remember your full username.

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    When I met Amigo and Floyd we tried to avoid talking about this place, and then when that loser 'Jord' bowled in literally the first thing out of his mouth was 'I should've warn my banana suit for Penaldo! ' I think his drift away started that day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    Your drunk posting leaves a lot to be desired.
    I am a pleasant, happy drunk. Should probably drink more to be honest.

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    Same. Well, not really. I'm lucid but my body cannot process the aftermath. It hangs around like a family member nobody likes but you can't cut them off because you promised your dad you'd look after them. And then they leave and you wonder what the fucking point was to any of it.

    Err... chin up, Andrew.

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    What

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    The Whisky's hit. I'm now into post-rock and expressing my opinions on the internet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    My dad effectively dragged me away. De Niros is a hole.
    I've have thought De Niro's positively upmarket for the likes of you and Waff.

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    Glad I could be if service although I would question how bored you have to be to discuss someone you don't know, who wasn't there and who you've never met.

    Internet friends. Aw.

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    Seething.

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    I'm sure Smiffy searches his own username on here.

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    I do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smjffy View Post
    I do.
    Do a WDYTOE.
    I'm a twit

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    I might just for the kind words tbh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smjffy View Post
    Glad I could be if service although I would question how bored you have to be to discuss someone you don't know, who wasn't there and who you've never met.

    Internet friends. Aw.
    I only called you a creepy nonce and that was it. Wouldn’t worry about it.

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    Yessss I was right about the cunt in laws being happy I'm no longer in the picture. I am so fucking glad and this only serves to increase that.

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    They always seemed like absolute bastards.

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    Do tell, Magic?

    Or is Smiffy just in fact your ex's da?

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    Hold on the one in the middle is Magic? Imagine being that fucking handsome I surely cannot.

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    You calling me ugly, faggot

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    You look about 40.

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    That was a very rough night.

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    That was a few days after - Rate me x

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    A generous 4.

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    I hope you've a good personality.

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    4.5/10.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bruhnaldo View Post
    Hold on the one in the middle is Magic? Imagine being that fucking handsome I surely cannot.
    What one did you think I was?

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    The left.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Waffdon View Post
    You calling me ugly, faggot
    Such naughty words from the Aldi Sam Smith smh.

    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    What one did you think I was?
    It hardly says "Magic and I are out on the town" I had to get the context clues just to figure out what the fuck was going on

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    Aldi Sam Smith is probably the best thing you've said.

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    It is. And he's right.

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    I get that a lot, tbf.

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    You're still handsome tho don't take it personal I'd just never seen Magic before that I can recall.

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    This is creepy.

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    At least you know there's a guaranteed shag if you're ever stuck now MJ.

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    Can't even tell your e-quaintances they're handsome without being labeled a sicko freak show, unreal.

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    Predator.

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    Trying to take advantage.

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    When the groomer becomes groomed....

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    Quote Originally Posted by bruhnaldo View Post
    Such naughty words from the Aldi Sam Smith smh.

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