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    You seem to be under the impression that they aren’t already being infected with bullshit at home anyway.

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    Well, true.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepe View Post
    To do what with the data?
    Open a window....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    You seem to be under the impression that they aren’t already being infected with bullshit at home anyway.
    Yeah, that's a bigger worry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepe View Post
    To do what with them?
    Apparently it's supposed to be in between two numbers. That's the extent of my knowledge.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ScousePig View Post
    Apparently it's supposed to be in between two numbers. That's the extent of my knowledge.
    I see. I thought that maybe someone was doing a study or something.

    Do you know what the numbers are, by any chance?

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    Encountered the rarest of beasts today, the anti-vax covid fearer. Loudly announced she hadn't had the vaccine before asking us to keep our distance (we were masked, she was not) as she didn't want to catch Covid as she couldn't afford to be off work ill for a few days

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    I'll accept your apology Pepe when ready.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kikó View Post
    I'll accept your apology Pepe when ready.
    There you go.

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    I feel rough af.

    Pray for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepe View Post
    I see. I thought that maybe someone was doing a study or something.

    Do you know what the numbers are, by any chance?
    Of course.

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    It's not sharing the numbers that's important, it's knowing that you know them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    His visa has now been officially cancelled so he's got to leave the country.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 7om View Post
    That needs a vascular surgeon immediately. Go to A&E.
    He has been in A&E for 4 hours, they took bloods and the on duty doctor has said he doesn't have the expertise to deal with it.

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    He's fucked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry View Post
    His visa has now been officially cancelled so he's got to leave the country.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lofty View Post
    He has been in A&E for 4 hours, they took bloods and the on duty doctor has said he doesn't have the expertise to deal with it.
    Google must be down.

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    Probably googled the pic, found this thread and panicked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lofty View Post
    He has been in A&E for 4 hours, they took bloods and the on duty doctor has said he doesn't have the expertise to deal with it.
    He'll be back up with the post-mortem lads in a bit.

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    ‘We will gather on the street’: Djokovic’s dad makes shock threat after world No.1 ‘held captive’
    https://www.foxsports.com.au/tennis/...KuFJwq_R-2xWCs

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    Would love to watch him on centre court with accompanying anti-vax chants of support. The concentration of soft shites there

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    Oh, lads. Don't ... don't turn this into Sarajevo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dquincy View Post
    I feel rough af.

    Pray for me.
    Phwoar.

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    Both my neighbours have covid. If I'm not currently walking around with it ATM I'll be stunned.

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    Aren't you about 5 miles away from your neighbours?

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    Not in the inner city.


    My neighbours brother lives in northern NSW and he would be miles from his closest neighbour.

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    The doctors said he needed to have plastic surgery at 8am today, he has refused and asked for antibiotics instead

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    You don't half knock about with some retards.

    Us included.

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    Does he not like his limbs?

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    Paging @randomlegend

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    Apparently he is concerned the shop he manages (not the owner) would struggle at short notice so rejected the plastic surgery appointment this morning in favour of 'my own plan' which is take anti biotics until Sunday then go back and ask for plastic surgery if it hasn't improved. This seems risky not least because he previously said it was improving a week ago when he was limping into a cinema with pus leaking out of it, a week after the initial complaints.

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    He actually deserves to lose the leg at this point.

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    Could do with a brain transplant while he's at it.

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    Is nobody telling this cretin that, well, he's a fucking cretin, Lofty?

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    Yes myself and others have suggested that they aren't making him an urgent appointment with a specialist for a laugh, and maybe his health is more important than his job, but he is and always been very stubborn about going to the doctors etc.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ian View Post
    So I got a call on my work phone this morning that I didn't recognise and said it was from Kettering. I couldn't have told you Kettering and Corby are local to each other so just binned it as spam and thought no further of it. Then got another message asking me to book my COVID jab so I googled the number that called me and sure enough it's the same medical centre who'd messaged me. I'd messaged them via their website but they've probably not read it yet.

    So they follow up with another text reassuring me (by the wrong name) that this is definitely for me. So I text them back and they respond (presumably automated) with a link to reply so I click that. It starts "Hi Matthew", which wasn't a strong opening and then it wanted me to add this fella's date of birth to proceed so that's a no go.

    Fuck it, I think, I'll just call them.

    "You are number...... 7..... in the call queue."

    Nope.

    Increasingly looks like it'll be easier to just assume this fella's identity. Do we already have a member called Matthew or will I be free to switch over?
    They're back.

    "Dear [not me],
    Your online query will be
    reviewed on Monday and a
    clinician will contact you if
    necessary."

    Wonder what's wrong with him.

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    I mean, I'm stubborn about going to the doctor, but if my leg was rotting away in front of me I think I might be minded to lift that stubbornness on a one-off basis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ian View Post
    They're back.

    "Dear [not me],
    Your online query will be
    reviewed on Monday and a
    clinician will contact you if
    necessary."

    Wonder what's wrong with him.
    Looks like you dodged a bullet after all.

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    Is Ian definitely who he thinks he is? He could be an ill man in Corby who has been mistaken for some time.

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    If I'm hallucinating and the best my crumbling diseased brain can come up with is a flat in Hamilton overlooking a wheelie-bin filled car park and the back of a church then maybe I don't deserve to get better.

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    I had a nice scam text the other day saying I could be fined if I didn't get my booster.

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    Get that leg looked at Ian ffs.

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    Septicaemia induced hallucinations could well be quite bland.

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    That's a perfectly healthy looking body part relative to what some of the (imaginary?) locals look like.

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    True company man, Mr. Leg Man. We could all learn from his example.

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    The Lofty Universe strikes again. I would like to see a full character inventory.

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    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-59895598

    Quote Originally Posted by The BBC
    About 1.3 million people in the UK have "long Covid", symptoms lasting more than four weeks after an initial infection, an Office for National Statistics survey suggests... The survey asked nearly 352,000 people to record their own symptoms... In line with previous analyses, about 20% said their symptoms meant their ability to do day-to-day activities had been limited a lot.

    And those most likely to have long Covid are:

    • women
    • 35- to 69-year-olds
    • people with underlying conditions
    • those working in health, social care and education

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