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    Routine Shit

    My body appears to have settled on a substantial daily shit in and around 11am. I have mostly in my life been a sporadic shitter so this is all new.

    I have noticed gaining a free cubicle in work at this time is quite difficult. Do we all shit in the mid morning?

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    Force one out in the morning before work. I do not want to shit anywhere in public unless completely necessary. I can usually hold for a while.

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    6:30 am for me

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    Another morning shitter over here.

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    I've experienced a shift from 8am every day to mostly an evening shitter since I completely cut caffeine out. Not really a fan.

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    I used to go every morning about around 7 but other things becoming part of the morning routine (getting a child ready) has scuppered my plans somewhat.

    I could do all my pooping at work and get paid for it but the toilet roll is like tracing paper, so instead I've been going at about 6:30PM in between having my tea and bathing the aforementioned child.
    I'm a twit

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    I've got my own baby wipes I carry around in the car. Just in-case I'm caught up outside.

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    I go several times a day. Starting to worry there's something wrong with me.

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    Time for the tupperware.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boydy View Post
    I go several times a day. Starting to worry there's something wrong with me.
    Is that new?

    The normal range can be from a few times a day to a couple a week. It's if things change significantly that it might be an issue

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    Eat better food.

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    A classic tth thread.

    Morning and afternoon for me, my weekday posts probably line up perfectly.

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    About 10:15 am, after my first coffee. Then between 1-2 pm, after lunch. Oftentimes around 5 pm, towards the end of the workday. And maybe a 4th time back at home, depends.

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    Wanking yesterday. Pooing today. I can't wait to see what sort of wackiness the Friday night thread promises.

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    Sorry, WACKINESS.

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    Quote Originally Posted by randomlegend View Post
    Is that new?

    The normal range can be from a few times a day to a couple a week. It's if things change significantly that it might be an issue
    Nah, I've been like that for a good while now. Similar to mugbull's schedule.

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    I shit at 05:30 when I wake up and then again at about 07:45 when I get to work, because there's never enough time to get it all out first go so it usually gets lopped off halfway through. Those times, on the button, everyday. No idea how someone can get to 10am without shitting.

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    I'd normally haunt the jacks in work with a monster every couple of days.

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    I have a window roughly an hour after I wake. Doesn't matter what time that is. If I miss that window sometimes I don't shit at all or end up nearly shitting myself.

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    Lewis wanks while he's pooing, pass it on.

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    Every morning before work, then most evenings when I get home.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    I have a window roughly an hour after I wake. Doesn't matter what time that is. If I miss that window sometimes I don't shit at all or end up nearly shitting myself.
    That explains a lot.

    Quote Originally Posted by dino View Post
    Lewis wanks while he's pooing, pass it on.
    Is there any other way?

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