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    She messaged me like nothing had happened just there.

    So I've asked for a call in 5 mins. I've written notes on how I feel about this, so hopefully I can stay on point and not get sucked in to being an asshat.

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    Sounds like you're both just coming out of difficult relationships - just take it easy. Acknowledging you're both still figuring things out is enough.

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    He's screaming down the phone at her as we speak.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bruhnaldo View Post
    Bro notes? What? Relax, you're doing the thing again. You're writing down notes about a girl you been dating a month, that's not exactly exonerating you from her concerns if i'm being honest.
    I'm a twit

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    How did the call go?

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    He's only half way through the Powerpoint, give it time.

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    Well, I think. Though that could be terribly in all honesty.

    I steered it towards breaking up and she burst in to tears lol and was confused so maybe I overreacted.

    Anyway I obviously didn't go through a list, I just made points for gaining understanding. I was fully expecting a 'agreed' when I did steer it in that direction. However, as it didn't I was able to eat humble pie and attempt to get her.

    It was actually a really interesting chat, in which I gained her frame of reference which I definitely didn't have before, and I think I explained myself well too.

    Internally, it did raise an interesting point:

    Wow, we can have such an in depth and complex conversation, where we both get each other and come away with appreciation and understanding so actions can be taken. But also fuck should such a call be required only 2 months in. I think if she was normal then Bruh's conclusion would be spot on and that's probably what would have happened.

    We're both mental, for different reasons. It just might work, or it might end in disaster. I'm worried I'll never be able to have a 'normal' relationship. Oh well. See you all in two weeks.

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    Jesus Magic.

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    I should just stay single and only ever engage in shallow sex. I don't get relationships at all. Fucking nightmare.

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    Give yourself a bit of time bloke.

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    No wonder you married who you did

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    Nothing should be this hard 5 minutes in. It sounds like the pair of you need to chill the fuck out and, if I'm honest, like a volatile mess of a relationship is on the cards.

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    Fuck her off.

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    I’d say you need to work on yourself before getting into a relationship, Magic. If your first thought after receiving a text of her legitimate concerns is “fuck off then” I think it shows you’re not in the right frame of mind for this. Take some time to sort yourself out properly and try again because this sounds like it ain’t working out for either of you.

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    You just need to fucking relax. You'd over complicate a peanut butter and jelly sandwich at this point.

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    Magic. You need to chill and get a Gremlin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bruhnaldo View Post
    You just need to fucking relax. You'd over complicate a peanut butter and jelly sandwich at this point.
    Wtf did you just say?

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    I took nearly a year. How much time is enough time? Clearly unless I address these issues as and when they happen I'll be unwittingly harbouring them until something happens and they rise to the surface. Issues I can't deal with if I'm on my own.

    It's not 'this hard 5 minutes in', it's the first point she's raised. My issue was I had no idea and I thought I was doing really well. Is it any wonder that was my initial reaction?

    I'm just overwhelmingly disappointed in myself for:

    1) Not being aware
    2) Reacting like that
    3) Overthinking to the point of calling it off

    We move on. Should it arise again, then clearly it's my issue that's incompatible with a healthy relationship and I will be calling it off at that point if it's raised again. Quite a test of character for me now, and I'm more comfortable, much more comfortable than I would be fucking it all off and being left confused and frustrated again. That's my decision, rightly or wrongly.

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    “I was doing so well” is the wrong way to look at a relationship and is super unhealthy. It’s not a performance...

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    Do you think she’s well fit?

    If the answers yes, forget about everything else and continue to frequently smash her salmon garage doors in.
    I'm a twit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bam View Post
    Wtf did you just say?
    Wait do you guys not have PB+J??????????????

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    Quote Originally Posted by mugbull View Post
    “I was doing so well” is the wrong way to look at a relationship and is super unhealthy. It’s not a performance...
    Ok nope can you elaborate? It was in reference to myself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bruhnaldo View Post
    Wait do you guys not have PB+J??????????????
    No. It's very much an American thing.

    I mean, we have peanut butter (rank) but jelly is 'jell-o' to you guys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    Ok nope can you elaborate? It was in reference to myself.
    I think mug has misunderstood, like you were measuring your performance in the relationship, rather than in terms of your own mental health and progress you were making.

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    Last edited by bruhnaldo; 26-11-2019 at 05:37 PM.

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    Aren't you an incel?

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    'But thanks anyway!'

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    All pretty spot on, though. Spooky you can get that from all my posts.

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    The Gremlin has now developed a weird skin infection on her hands and feet. It's like she is evolving or spawning another version of herself. Im really nervous now. Why I even got involved with her in the first place. I am a complete idiot.

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    Post pics.

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    My life is good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mo View Post
    I think mug has misunderstood, like you were measuring your performance in the relationship, rather than in terms of your own mental health and progress you were making.
    Yeah that’s what I meant, but that’s definitely also how it reads

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    Post pics.
    Image of The Gremlin and her evolving form. She claims its a skin infection, possibly from the latex gloves she uses at work. But I don't believe that story. She is a shape-shifting lizard. Viewer discretion is advised.

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    Man hands. The cock must be pulled out of you.

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    Why is it everytime Sincy gets laid somebody involved gets skin rot?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    Man hands. The cock must be pulled out of you.


    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    Why is it everytime Sincy gets laid somebody involved gets skin rot?
    Maybe you're onto something. Maybe im the problem..

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    Was she wearing the gloves inside-fucking-out? And working on a leprosy ward?

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    We used to have that in Intel. Tell her to try nitrilite gloves.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shindig View Post
    Was she wearing the gloves inside-fucking-out? And working on a leprosy ward?
    She touched Sincere's cock which is even worse.

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    but if she has a latex allergy wouldn't her.... oh wait that's right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by igor_balis View Post
    After 6 years of being single I feel like I'm getting close to #offical relationship status. Wowzers.
    She binned me off

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    Oh fuck. What the hell happened? I was hearing the toll of TTH wedding bells? Sorry igor.

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    Shit what did happen? That terrifies me.

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    He kept trying to talk about Christmas films so he could tell her why Die Hard is the best one and she saw it coming a mile off.

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    He tried to taste one of her farts.

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    We need to think of something ZANY!!! to do today love.

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    Norwich babes are wild

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    He kept trying to talk about Christmas films so he could tell her why Die Hard is the best one and she saw it coming a mile off.
    Gremlins and Ghostbusters win this.

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