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Thread: AUGUST: Europe, fitba and the MAGIC OF THE CUP

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    Kevin Phillips but on Pro Evo.

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    Reading all of that caused me to eat my ginger biscuits and laugh my fucking arse off.

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    Who does Kalvin Phillips actually play for?

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    Leeds.
    I'm a twit

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    Le Tissier, Charlie Nicholas and Phil Thompson axed from Soccer Saturday.

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    Justice for Charlie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lofty View Post
    Le Tissier, Charlie Nicholas and Phil Thompson axed from Soccer Saturday.
    My guess will be some type of black man will replace them and some type of women

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    Alex Scott and Emile Heskey, hopefully.
    I'm a twit

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    Michah Richards is also laughing so my guess would be him

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    Does Chris Kamara and their various female / black reporters at grounds not do the box ticking? It's probably just a cost cut, knowing Sky Sports. Ever since that Thierry Henry madness they've just been cutting everywhere.

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    Them Soccer Saturday man get a 5-hour time slot. The colour box is not ticked.

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    Women shouldn't be on it unless they're covering women's soccer. Might as well have Darren Gough on it.

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    Why? All football punditry is the same shit. It doesn't matter who's saying it.

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    Why they haven't got a mixed-gender league yet, I don't know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baz View Post
    Alex Scott and Emile Heskey, hopefully.
    Bro we literally JUST got Alex Scott finally don't you fucking dare.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    Women shouldn't be on it unless they're covering women's soccer. Might as well have Darren Gough on it.

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    And what are they doing outside the kitchen anyway, eh?

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    "I hear you're sexist now, Father."

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    What women have played the game? None, it's a completely different sport.

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    I'll be fucked if I'm having this place entertain that woke shit, any one who disagrees with that Giggles post needs to fucking seek salvation.

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    So no rational reasons against then, as expected.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bruhnaldo View Post
    Bro we literally JUST got Alex Scott finally don't you fucking dare.
    Are you familiar with Kerry Boyne? She’s on kids TV over here and mahgawd she is the one.
    I'm a twit

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    Quote Originally Posted by SincereTheRebel View Post
    Why they haven't got a mixed-gender league yet, I don't know.
    I've always wanted to see mixed football. It would be fascinating. Let's say minimum five women on the pitch at once - where do you put them? And how much would the men pass to them?

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    It would be like FIFA Pro Club when you have teammates who refuse to pass to the bots

    edit: @Baz nah but she's a cutiepie herself i see

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    Or challenge them. Like properly leave the foot in. I reckon up to a certain age, it wouldn't be a problem.

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    Should have goalkeeper and defence as women and midfield and attacke as men, make the scorelines more exciting.

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    What is it an 18 person squad these days?

    9 men 9 women, start your best XI if you want but putting all 9 men out there and leaving no men as subs is a risk innit!

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    When an American finally wins the European Cup but surprise it's Christen Press

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    pic tax

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    Whilst I'm bumping my old posts:

    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    I would ask Jeff Stelling who his five best mates are, sack him and them, and then just hope it all sorts itself out.
    Him and other two are on borrowed time.

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    Each game, you have six men starting and then six women starting the next game. We can make this happen lads. Who has the biggest online presence on here? Is that @Baz. Sort it out..

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    What about transformers?

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    They can start their own league if there is enough of them that qualify.

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    Need a transgender, an under 10, and a labrador on every team too. Just in case anyone feels left out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    I've always wanted to see mixed football. It would be fascinating. Let's say minimum five women on the pitch at once - where do you put them? And how much would the men pass to them?
    "Coed" leagues are a massive thing over here. The answer is wherever they want and never. It basically become a five a side with cones.

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    Soccer is basically seen as a womens sport over there though.

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    True.

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    Le Tissier has been fairly vocal against some of the BLM stuff hasn't he? Probably sealed his fate.

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    Fucking have some of this up you, Celtic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepe View Post
    "Coed" leagues are a massive thing over here. The answer is wherever they want and never. It basically become a five a side with cones.
    I can only imagine any women playing in a game with men become like the post invincibles Arsenal where it doesn't matter how technically adept they are if their opponents are bigger and stronger than them.

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    I was talking to a football coach the other week who coached Maya Le Tissier and he said she was head and shoulders above everyone she played with when she played with boys of her own age, but then, she appears to be quite good. Probably no different to little runts like Messi still being quite handy even in the face of being kicked by someone who hit puberty at 7. Didn't work for Sonny Pike though. Turning down Ajax for Leyton Orient? That's not how I remember the programme going but whatevs.

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    How old was that though? Arsenal now coach all the kids together up to a certain age, but I once flew home from Benidorm on a plane with the England Ladies U23 side and if I hadn't asked I would've assumed they were the U16s given the average height and build.

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    Conversely the US women's team got beat by like the FC Dallas U15's by a very large margin in a friendly match which constantly gets brought up when they go on their "PAY US MORE MONEY"

    https://www.cbssports.com/soccer/new...n-a-scrimmage/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lofty View Post
    I can only imagine any women playing in a game with men become like the post invincibles Arsenal where it doesn't matter how technically adept they are if their opponents are bigger and stronger than them.
    There is one woman who shows up to our weekly kickabouts once in a while. For some reason, she ends up on the ground any time someone comes anywhere near her. Like, she has zero balance whatsoever. She just swings at the ball wildly too, so you have to mind your shins.

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    The Sunday foreigner football I used to play in Norwich sometimes had a bird come along, and whilst she was as good as anyone there skill/technique-wise, she couldn't kick the ball very hard, so she was basically useless beyond moving it on and dribbling the non-Eastern Europeans who couldn't bring themselves to bully her off the ball. Some guy used to bring his shit hot eleven year old nephew and that was a similar story. He would beat everyone with some Ronaldinho bollocks and then scuff a pathetic cross/shot away.

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    Didn't United Ladies get battered by a team of boys who were clearly pissing themselves in the final whistle photo?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    The Sunday foreigner football I used to play in Norwich sometimes had a bird come along, and whilst she was as good as anyone there skill/technique-wise, she couldn't kick the ball very hard, so she was basically useless beyond moving it on and dribbling the non-Eastern Europeans who couldn't bring themselves to bully her off the ball. Some guy used to bring his shit hot eleven year old nephew and that was a similar story. He would beat everyone with some Ronaldinho bollocks and then scuff a pathetic cross/shot away.
    This is another problem depending on the standard and game style, a girl used to come down and play in a casual kickaround we used to do, she was passable enough but as you say the challenges put to her were nowhere near the challenges anyone else recieved when on the ball.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lofty View Post
    How old was that though? Arsenal now coach all the kids together up to a certain age, but I once flew home from Benidorm on a plane with the England Ladies U23 side and if I hadn't asked I would've assumed they were the U16s given the average height and build.
    U-16s I think, although she also played at U-18s I think (seems she's only actually 18 at the moment).

    The leap to proper mens football at a pro level is obviously massive from that sort of age-group, she's obviously a pro now and I guess most of the people she was up against aren't, so at the equivalent elite level there probably isn't a comparison.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    Fucking have some of this up you, Celtic.
    Cheerio

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    Fucking have some of this up you, Celtic.
    They really are shit. They get knocked off the champions league qualifiers by teams who are from the Bahamas. Year after year.

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    Wait, these qualifiers are 1 leg things?

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