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Thread: The All New, All Shit, Relationship Thread

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    Ps glad you’re happy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    I'm not justifying anything.

    I'm extremely happy, using my past pain as a marker.
    Using your past as a marker the world is going great guns.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Foe View Post
    Sounds like your on a descending scale towards a strap on magic.

    One of my pals told us his missus would let him do anal but the rule was “anything you do to me, I get to do to you”. Conversation turned a tad odd at that point as he assumed it was common and had clearly gone down the equality route.
    In all honesty I wouldn't mind getting pegged.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    Using your past as a marker the world is going great guns.
    Yep. Congruence and genuineness. I don't feel like I'm wearing a mask...yet (tee hee).

    I am myself, finally. I love it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    In all honesty I wouldn't mind getting pegged.
    I'd give it a go. I'd prolly smash a passable tranny tbh.

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    "All Shit" part of the thread title getting the recognition it deserves finally.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bruhnaldo View Post
    "All Shit" part of the thread title getting the recognition it deserves finally.
    I'd put a wig on your back and watch your arsehole blow me you slut.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    In all honesty I wouldn't mind getting pegged.
    So when you said you were into anal you were actually talking about receiving?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 7om View Post
    So when you said you were into anal you were actually talking about receiving?
    No, but I like being milked.

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    No really we can't use gifs here without destroying the server because *JerryLeavingTheaterHandsUpCurb.gif*

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    Quote Originally Posted by bruhnaldo View Post
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    I promise I’m not one of those ‘The Wire is the Greatest Show of All Time’ wankers, but The Wire really is the greatest show of all time.

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    It really is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by randomlegend View Post
    I'd give it a go. I'd prolly smash a passable tranny tbh.
    I wouldn't but I've done a lot worse looking genuine females.

    Don't buy the line about anal reservations MJ, they all say it. Pretty much every woman I have ever been with (except one ultra submissive) has fobbed me off with concerns about size and I'm not John Holmes. Same way you might laugh if you saw a dick the size of a thumb but arent that keen on a thumb being pistoned in and out of your shitter.

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    Lolz fair point lad. The ex took it no problem.

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    Thumb. It. In.

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    I'm just glad he's taking my advice. Finally.

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    Quote Originally Posted by randomlegend View Post
    I'd give it a go. I'd prolly smash a passable tranny tbh.
    Paging DS.

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    He really wouldn't pass.

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    The amount of munters DS has probably had over the years is quite a scary though but I suppose someone has to take one for the team.

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    I'm sure I made a poll about banging trannies once. Would be interesting to do it again and see how perceptions have changed. Shame the old board is dead.

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    I've been rocking a number 0 all over for a while now due to my follicly challenged cranium. Just decided to bic the cunt and I'm not at all sure I've made the right decision. The mrs is asleep and hasn't been consulted.

    You still got my back through my impending death/divorce @Magic?

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    I reckon if a top notch trans attached itself onto you one night then you'd not push it away until you felt the bulge. The difference between a straight man and a gay man is a couple of pints, apparently. I have my doubts over many men who wouldn't put a price on their ass or who wouldn't be tempted to bang a chick with a dick because it's definitely not a yes or no question. You would have a think no matter how straight you thought you were.

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    I think we need a poll on how many TTHers are now bald. I can't keep.up.

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    We need a reshuffling of the teams.

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    Who have we got in Team Bald then? Jimmy, Maz, Spikey...

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    Foe

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    Magics arsehole

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    I'm bald, but I'll cling on to the back/side stuff until the day I die. My head is too big to be shaven.

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    Full head of hair these days but I'm happy to join the bald crew at any point in the next couple of weeks.

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    I can't leave my hair growing for the whole lockdown. I was going to get some clippers but the delivery on them isn't until next month. Might as well just trim away with scissors if it gets too ... awful.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    I'm bald, but I'll cling on to the back/side stuff until the day I die. My head is too big to be shaven.
    Alright, Prince William.

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    I reckon I was closer.

    Prince William has got a good shaped head for baldness, and he grew a decent beard out when he was younger, so he could have the top and bottom stubble like Jason Statham at the very least. But no, there he is sporting the worst of both worlds and looking like a fifty year old dork.

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    It would be unseemly for a Mountbatten-Windsor to go egghead.

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    Used to always shave mine but I just leave the back and side fluff now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smjffy View Post
    I reckon if a top notch trans attached itself onto you one night then you'd not push it away until you felt the bulge. The difference between a straight man and a gay man is a couple of pints, apparently. I have my doubts over many men who wouldn't put a price on their ass or who wouldn't be tempted to bang a chick with a dick because it's definitely not a yes or no question. You would have a think no matter how straight you thought you were.
    Some revelations going on in here at the mo.

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    I've been shaving my head for about 5 years. Finally in fashion.

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    I had to phone my psycho ex and tell her to give us space and leave us the fuck alone.

    Three days later, I had to tell scream and shout at her to stop talking and harassing us. Haven't heard from her since.

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    Give it a rest.

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    Always a good move.

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    Wait, your ex wife is harassing you? What's she doing? I hate this human so much.

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    Phoning 2-3 times a day to 'checkup' on my daughter, and turning up at the house unannounced with my daughter to go and do things, like find a book for her pal she apparently left here.

    I told her politely to get to fuck, then within 3 days I got my daughter back and she was at it again, so had to pull out the big guns.

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    Where's Jeremy Kyle when you need him?

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    Seeing my girlfriend for the first time in five months tomorrow.

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    But SOCIAL DISTANCING.

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    *insert ‘my dick is two meters’ joke here*

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    He means he's going to have a tug and fling it at her.

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    The virus would be more enjoyable for her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spoonsky View Post
    Seeing my girlfriend for the first time in five months tomorrow.
    The amount of meat she'll have seen in that timeframe.

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    No need to project now.

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