Lads. I've realised , that I have extremely difficulty being faithful. Therefore, I am no longer interested in being faithful and will no longer be pursing committed relationships.
Lads. I've realised , that I have extremely difficulty being faithful. Therefore, I am no longer interested in being faithful and will no longer be pursing committed relationships.
No more looking at tyres?
Too busy looking at bums and boobs. I cant help myself.
Pretty sure me and the missus break up tomorrow. Absolutely no bad blood, we've basically just been living together for a year now anyway. We don't eat together, separate bedrooms, lack of intimacy. Never any arguments between us, it's just what it is.
We're having 'the talk'. We get on so well together as mates and have a laugh that I feel it's gonna be emotional, but a relief for both of us.
Been a banging five years, can't complain.
Separate bedroomsI fear I won't get buy-in until I give her a baby.
It is fucking glorious to be fair. Ain't sharing a bed with nae cunt going forward.
Super king size beds solve the issue largely but I still think there's major gains to be had with the separate bedrooms.
Aye even when me and the missus were good, I always found it a weird throwback to sleeping in the same bed being such a huge thing. I've slept better this year than the previous four combined, it's been awesome.
How did it come about?
What the break up or separate beds?
Surely there’s no coming back from separate bedrooms.
I'm a twit
Is this likely to lead to more or less time for TTH?
I'll have all the free time in the world lad outside of workOriginally Posted by Spikey M
Giver her an extra kick up the arse from us as she leaves.
Does she own a webcam?
She is Romanian so you can begin the teifecta. I'll ask her.
They are very popular on the camsites.
This explains all the takeaways.
The beds. My wife’s Dad and his partner do it and we’ve never understood, thought you could shine some light on it.
I snore. She snores. One gets pissed off, its basically whoever sleeps first and I'm more of a night owl so I got the short straw.
We also both like to spread out in bed so becomes a war for space, plus different firmness. Spare bed is softer, she prefers a firmer mattress.
My mate and his wife have done separate beds basically since day one and are happy as Larry. As DS says, they both found each other annoying as fuck for actually sleeping in the same space and are much happier for sleeping separately.
Is it not a bit ‘sex by appointment only’ though?
I'm a twit
What. It doesn't mean you can't go in either room. Ain't 10 years old with a keep out sign on the door lad. You still get to bend ya missus over the sofa and slip her the four finger 'kit kat' special.
Not that I have for a year like, but yeah.
How did the talk go?
All good. Was done in like half hour. Both in exactly rhe same place. End of the relationship but staying mates as I said we've basically been that for a year or so.
Both staying living together til new year at least. She wants to move abroad in the next year so if so I'll stay here, if not I'll find a place.
Absolutely no issues from.either of us. Probably the most grown up break up the world's ever witnessed. Out for food now as mates.
And tbh, I've basically been bi all my life, so prob gonna explore that 'other' side for a bit now. Been a while.
That’s about as good an outcome as possible - glad to hear you have peace.
Can imagine the real test will be in the next 6 months if either of you bring partners back - or is that basically a no go and an “away only” rule?
I went on a date yesterday which was great because I remembered to take oats and got to feed ducks.
We" e both agreed if we go with anyone else it's no issue, just not to bring them back for the next few months. Worked out great. Mad how easy It went.
Also congrats on dating the ducks mate.
I know it's Scotland, but I still think taking porridge on a date is a bit far.
Better than taking lettuce to the Cinema though, I guess.
Glad it went "well" DS, however it has made for very poor thread material. We will hope for some delayed reaction drama over the coming months.
Better than turning up with a load of frozen peas in a sandwich bag which was plan B.
Lettuce will be a mainstay in cinemas countrywide by 2035.
I’d go on a date with Foe if I got to feed the ducks.
Wouldn't recommend. Went on date with him on Saturday and he only bought enough osta for him and the ducks.
Hold on, my man's just come out as a cocksucker. I need details of how this started and progressed because if it's just starting from a liking of trannies as an adult then shiiiii. I missed Kiev Pride this weekend too
I've always been bi lad. Never been a secret on here, although ain't posted much about love/sex for a long while.Hold on, my man's just come out as a cocksucker. I need details of how this started and progressed because if it's just starting from a liking of trannies as an adult then shiiiii. I missed Kiev Pride this weekend too
Proper top though, no cunt is spelunking up my arse.
I'm just kinda 70/30 bi in favour of women as have a type when it comes to lads, but with women I'd shaft about 90% of the population.
Is it little Iranian blokes by any chance?
I find they have flat arses and mother complexes.
Fucking loving gay/bi tinder and bumble lads. So many little fuckboys. Absolute prime.
Nasty Boy
You've never lived til you've done a 19yo femboy in stockings bro
Yoooooo
Probably has his/her tyres right too.
I'd imagine there's a lot less pussy footing around on gay dating apps than the straight ones where women take offence if you express an interest in shagging them.
Yeah man it's glorious if you're that way inclined. Get on it how you can pop your cherry
Absolutely jealous.
I didnt even think about it like that. Dude on dude, is just direct comms. FFS.
Nailed it. Cocks out.
DMs are open Sincere. I'll even buy the maid outfit.
Dealing with one of these femboys. How long does it take from message one, before he bites the pillow?
Dealing with these slags, it takes me about three dates and about £50, if im lucky before
I slide in between her soul gap.
It does seem tough for single straight men these days. You can't even pull at a club anymore, unless you're willing to risk a rape accusation if they decide they were too drunk to consent the next day. Then with online dating you have every fucker telling 100 women a day that they're 10/10 and that they'd give her the world, and they seem to actually believe the bullshit.
And with that, relationships are number 114 on the "things the Internet has destroyed" list.
Generally meet up, if you fancy each other fuck. But then it's only been a week and met one so far.
Just like the female side there are a fair few wanting love and fair play. It's just more straight to the point with lads, ya know where you stand. Top/bottom/side, you're fit, wanna fuck if compatible.
Really can't be arsed with a relationship for at least another couple years. Need to lose some weight and get back in shape. Fuck buddies is the goal innit.
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