Of the US.
Thanks, I'll see you there SvN.
Thank you for applying for the role of 93512 - Postman/Postwoman with Driving - Newton Le Willows Delivery Office (WA12 9AA) .
Unfortunately on this particular occasion your application has not been successful.
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They were after a Transgender. Mike should give it a go.
They just assume that Sue Perkins had finally run out of work.
Neither of those comments make any sense.
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My seventy-five year old predecessor came in today to explain all the crap he had left me. Seems like a bit of a legend.
Our IT lot in Malaysia just gave me access to a namesake's email inbox. He hasn't left or anything, they just didn't check to see if it was actually in use.
Been a good week, lads.
Reminds of when the wba forum I went on accidentally gave me access to the mod's subforum and I spent an hour reading them calling people cunts and stuff
I've been getting emails of meeting minutes from a hotel (health and safety team) in Cyprus for years now.
You should probably inform them. Of their poor health and safety.
I was going to screenshot and post all the best stuff from the old Office when we moved to this place, but it died completely before I finished checking it all out to see what was worth bothering with.
There was some quality stuff in there too. Henry and R-One did not like eachother.
It used to be absolutely class in there. Pure bitching at all times and I'm not ashamed to say I got involved occasionally. Didn't Mark fire Lewis after a while because he was off brand? I can't remember.
I can't even remember what the points of contention were that caused all the in-fighting either. Defining racism was a favourite topic, but it wasn't the only thing.
One of the things I never did as a mod was look in there. Really, really wish I did now.
I think Lewis jumped before he was pushed, but it was down to him questioning Admin decisions 'in public'. Mark didn't like that.
The best of the R-One vs Henry episodes was the former fucking around with people's profiles and the latter saying 'We must be adult at all times, we are the example.' I pissed myself laughing at that.
Yeah, I was against the 'homophobia' warnings, but I could have kept on had I just not warned anybody. It was the public criticism (lol) wot did me in the end. The best threads were all the Harold (RIP) ones. For a while it was only me and Yevrah who were against permabanning him, so fuck knows how he avoided it really.
Just had a customer scream at me down the phone (including calling me 'fucking useless') because his parts went to the wrong place - maybe 25% my error because I didn't double check, but 75% his because he didn't fucking tell me where he wanted them.
Nerves properly shredded. Should I have to endure that over £35.92 of push rods? I don't know.
10 days offshore had potential to become 21 so I'm off today.
Getting sent back on Tuesday or Thursday though
Do they have tv’s and stuff? What does ‘going offshore’ actually mean in terms of day in and day out?
The training on this job is absolutely shit.
It's like being in a hotel except you don't have your own room,
Stay In a bunk and have unlimited free food. Each bunk has sky and a wee tv and there's areas with comfy chairs and massive tv or projector. Rec area has like arcade games and PS4s and that.
Downside being it's 12 hour shifts, tiring as fuck and miles away from civilisation.
It's not that bad as a short trip. Fuck doing 21 or 28 days though.
Hi guys idk if I've mentioned but I graduated yesterday and I'm starting work next week as a doctor.
Had a call about a job today. I can’t even remember the job title but she described it as “lead generation from an extensive database.” When I said if she meant cold calling, ‘well yeah....... extensive database!’ Haha wtf. No thanks mate. Plus it’s 50 mins drive away and I’d only finish at 5:30, and would need to buy my own car.
This [ludicrously shite] job of mine has spoiled me.
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Well, the email saga just went up a notch. My old email address was closed overnight. My only way of contacting the namesake was to phone his mobile in his signature. Left a voicemail although I'd imagine he'd be well aware that, for the last three days, he's been unable to access his emails.Originally Posted by Shindig
In the off-chance we were sharing the inbox, I sent an email to myself for the other fella to look at. There's been no response. I've won. This email address is mine. They sent a survey out to ask how they did, too. Unfortunately, our firewall blocks it so I can't explain to them in detail how much of a fuck-up they've managed. Maybe they'll reverse it (moral good) but, chances are they'll just give the namesake a new inbox (chaotic good) because that's less work for them.
I have the same name as another doctor who works as a GP but is also a tutor for the medical school. I was sent various pretty sensitive documents on a number of occasions, including exam results for students in his tutor group and a certificate awarded to him for some training. Lol.
EDIT: This one really wasn't me trying to jam "I'm a doctor lol" into every post...
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So far, all I've gotten is meeting minutes, an update on an ADSL line and a couple of invoices picked up by our spam filter.
I can’t remember exactly how it happened but I was once sent another persons Facebook login details. Assuming it wouldn’t work I tried it and it worked, logging me in as a girl from Birmingham. I checked her photos (not fit) and noticed all the recent ‘not allowed on timeline’ pics were her smoking at a party. I allowed them on her timeline and logged out. I presume I caused some lasting damage.
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Proper thundercunt behaviour, that. What a surprise.
No it was me who did it, not you.
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If I was ever friends with Baz, I'd seriously wonder what level of distance I'd need to avoid being caught by something like that.
I'm on day six of a 9 day conference and I'm 99% of the way to quitting and leaving these fuckers to wallow in it. I've been called every name under the sun to my face by people who earn twice as much as me for concentrating on the job I'm paid to do rather than covering for their own fuckups.
I'm coming home. Unless several people come to me once their stress levels drop and personally apologise I'm abandoning the quitting in 2020 plan and just get a job at a Premier League club doing wank social media videos announcing transfers.
Got a job interview on Monday. Never really had one. Any tips?
Pulling a sickie to attend.
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Offer them a blowjob/muffmunch.
My interview to get this job was weird as hell. The guy just talked about himself for an hour, promised me an answer by the end of the week (it was a Monday), and told me I was hired three hours later.
Practice making towers with marshmallows and raw spaghetti.
I need to do a few too so as to keep in practice. Awful going for one after years of not doing them.
I will hopefully have some interviews soon as I've finally had enough where I am. I got home on whatever day it was and applied for a load of stuff. There's one in another department doing stuff not dissimilar to stuff I'm already doing and the money's ace but it would involve night shifts and I dunno how I'd get on with that.
Did it for years and it has its advantages, but really nights is a young mans game.
First day of school holidays. Feels fucking great, even if did still get woken at 5.30 by toddler.
Put your feet on the desk and tell them you don't work Fridays.
Get a damn haircut.
Don’t be yourself.