Okay, so the dog pushed her in. Arrest the dog.
Okay, so the dog pushed her in. Arrest the dog.
Seriously though, have they found the dog?
I think someone finding the lone dog kicked it all off.
Yeah, the dog was found at the bench with the phone.
I've never owned a dog, but don't they follow humans everywhere?
Not always. Sometimes they decide to fuck off. Pets go missing all the time. The dog might not have spotted her falling in.
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I reckon she's sat at the bench to take her teams call and let the dog off the lead/accidentally let go of it.
The dog has gone down towards the river, she's jumped up from the bench and ran over to get it away, fell on the presumably wet/damp grass, twatted her head and is in the river somewhere.
She took the dog out so it looked like she was coming home, and took the work call so it looked like she was doing normal stuff, and then... The police want to be looking into their finances.
Apparently there is a similar missing grandad from 28th December who went missing just leaving a phone behind but that's had much less press as he isn't fuckable.
Not with that attitude he isn't.Originally Posted by Lofty
They're about the same now, tbf
"Tory voter goes missing" is less click-baity in the current climate.
The woman may also be some posho Tory to be fair, no idea what she does, but I'm not about to pass up the chance at that incredibly lazy joke.
Let it go.
On this, would one take a work Teams call while walking the dog?
Some fucking melt at out spot joined a company teams call the MD was holding from his mobile and then managed to turn his camera on, showing him walk to his car, and then an underside view of his gunt for about 5 minutes of driving before he realised. A teams call on a walk is the height of professionalism in comparison.
Yeah. She was pretending to work from home the workshy twat /giggles
Can confirm I know people who do this if the call is an hour or so, on calls they're expected to be on but won't ever need to meaningfully contribute to.
Hooray for large organisations.
Sounds like they shouldn't have been on the call in the first place.
I'm not sure there's ever been a Teams meeting that I have ever actually needed to attend
Just expand that to conference call and then expand that to meeting in general.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-64519500
'One Ring to Remove It All' is fantastic.
Big firms should be fined for being fannies when they chase this stuff up.
I read the other day (and I haven't bothered to fact check this so apologies if it's bollocks) that if you don't actively seek to uphold copyright you hold, you lose the rights. This is why you see big companies going after things like this which will have no impact on them; because if they don't but then someone infringes their copyright in a way which actually matters, they will likely lose if it goes to court.
Would make sense if it's true.
Surely a shopfront pun is defendable under parody?
There's a window cleaner round here called "SUPERCLEAN" with a big black Superman logo on both sides of his van.
Entrepreneurial genius.
http://www.supercleanherts.co.uk/
He's got the Superman logo on his website too.
I think you're right but they could also probably just pretend they didn't know that some fucking house clearer in whereeverthefuck was referencing the material.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-64533429
Another case for Yev to sink his teeth into.
Surely he hasn't moved onto kids already.
Not remotely interesting enough. Sounds like either an open and shut case of murder/suicide or the former with the tracks covered very well.
Or, hear me out on this one: Haunted house.
It's a slippery slope once you're on it.
Can we rule out the balloon?
The Yank one, yes. The Latin American one, no.
Apparently Christian Atsu is buried under rubble after that earthquake in Turkey.
Todd Boehly's probably insured his life for $10b thereby instantly solving all of Chelsea's FFP woes.
I'm assuming he's still on the books there, which would be pretty lol if true (surely it isn't).
He's been off since 2017. His countryman, Baba Rahman, is still serving the eighth year of his sentence, which suggests either we gave him a Boehly Special contract back then, or we must have given him at least one long-term renewal in the intervening period. Maybe he knows where Putin's lair is.
I presume Baba will be offski. It was the old regime who liked to hoard players and give them an extra years contract every time they were sent on loan. See: Batshuayi, Kennedy, Bakayoko etc
Thanks for clarifying that, Liz.
I would also like to declare myself out of the running.
I'm a twit
Likewise, I'm officially out of the running to fuck Kelly Brook.
Mate, never rule yourself out. She might read that and remind you of it in the post apocalyptic landscape where you are the last remaining people.
I bet Liz Hurley could survive the apocalypse and still look about 45.
More chance with Kell tbf. Just bring a bag of power.
Not really news, but I'm not sure where else to put it.
I thought it was Pete Burns at first.
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