JPA. I didnt know you were still here too.
Pot. Kettle. Black.
JPA. I didnt know you were still here too.
Pot. Kettle. Black.
Boydy. Now who is the touchy clown.
Lorik?
Its only because you signed up this month. Your style is nothing like his, obviously. I wonder if TTH getting nicer is because we realised we need to cling on to members, or because we got older?Originally Posted by summsuccess
If you had the time it'd be interesting to get a WDYTOE list from you.
I ain't here a lot.
It's all a bit too floral for my liking, everyone being nice and discussing pointless stuff.
Who is JPA?
The Old Old Board looked like the biggest bunch of try-hard fannies ever assembled, which is probably why Pabs was its designated comedy poster. Them 'Grass Roots' heroes are probably all on Twitter now making snarky comments about 'Paul Nuttalls' and Theresa May being a robot.
Offshore Toon. I will if I get some free time.
There are members here that I dont recognise a great deal though.
JPA. You not being here a lot makes thethirdhalf better.
You ruined my reading pleasure on the old forum.
You and Whizz(?)
Yeah, Pabs was an odd one. The older lot would talk about how great he was, but then he'd come back with the same routine and it'd fall flat. It probably felt great at the time, but stupid shit from when you're young will always be remembered as great.
Listen here Peter Kay. thethirdhalf will never die.
It has survived almost 20 years.
I reckon we'll have one hell of a resurgence once we all reach retirement age.
Your 'reading pleasure'?!
That old board descended into spam, arguments and soft porn of some description. By the end, I'd say 80% of the people posting were aliases of aliases.
I reckon you were signed up and a regular poster.
JPA. I already said I was a member on the old forum.
I was there when pops and company existed.
You are small fry.
Talking of fry. Did Fry_Crayola ever finish his game? Look hard enough and you may find he is still at it.
TTH prior to 2005 was fucking superb, and its not hindsight. Forums were still new and fresh, you had legit batshit fruit cakes ala Manager(e) signing up off their fucking nut and egos going wild. LDNT was a solid mod but an absolute bellend, Becks the jovial Yank who didn't get half the shit and was made a mod purely due to time differences, meej and crew, GR boys walking about as if they owned the shop. Thurm and others, great times. Never forget the yachting incident.
The board 'took off' post that though, hit its peak around 2008-11.
summsuccess could be any old poster so can't narrow him/her down. Although they are an OG going off who and what they're mentioning.
Dark Soldier. Wasnt LDNT titty titty gang bang at some point?
I seem to remember him being told off as it was inappropriate.
Nice to see you are still around. You went MIA for a long time IIRC.
Vic Flange was another. The first TMD story you read about trannies and trannies was funny, but then... Plus he claimed to be middle aged and successful, which would actually be worse than if he was some twenty-odd year old playing a character, because how unfulfilling was his life?
Yeah LDNT switched his username around on the reg, back when you could. People thought aliases but you could just go into user options and change it to whatever so week by week people were getting confused.
Dark Soldier. That brings back memories. Reg.
The Reg that is registered on here is an imposter.
There was and will only ever be one reg.
You asked about Fry...
https://www.rllmukforum.com/index.ph...7-fry-crayola/
I'm guessing that's the same Fry who was going to create that game and include the whole English League pyramid down to about level 30.
Fry completed some XBOX game then ran a little competition on TTH to give away a free copy, which I won. I didn't have an XBOX, so I gave it to my mate but he never played it.
JPA. Thank You. It seems like the same Fry Crayola even if he does seem to be stuck in some everlasting time warp.
At some point you just have to quit.
Anyway. Its been a pleasure gentlemen.
Keep it up.
I will try and do a wdytoe for you at some point Offshore Toon.
Aye its the same Fry, he's just cut back on the seven paragraph posts.
Are you disappointed someone filled us in after you were hinting at this the other day?
A WDYTOE from summsuccess with references spanning the entire history of TTH might as well be the start of the wiki. Its a shame we don't have a young buck to waste time creating one (bit like Spoonsky and the Haxball wiki).
Nah, its just not my place to post where others have gone. If others want to, feel free.
So that's, what, 4 confirmed lurkers? Online at the moment we have 74 users browsing this forum (15 members & 59 guests). Assuming 'guests' includes people who ticked 'do not show me online' (why would you bother these days?) and some spambots, I reckon there's still more about.
Ah, the GR forum. I started a story there once, back on 0304 I think (was that the one with the loony midfielder glitch?) and then they all left to start their own forum. Those events may or may not have been related.
I miss hornet's musings/blog.
What's the GR forum?
Grass Roots.
It was the clique to end all cliques. You'd have loved it. Disappeared shortly after I signed up.
Ah. Back slapping.
Givin' it the big 'un from anonimity.
I think I signed up around 2006 to post on the FM forum. Definitely don't have the same memory as the likes of Lewis or summsuccess, but TTH has always been a good read. Banning Harold was the best thing to happen to this place, but I think Taz is sorely missed. In my opinion the best posters since the move have been Lewis, Magic and Kiko, and overall the place still holds the same interest for me.
My main excuse for not posting would be timezone (being in Aus), and the fear of coming across like a slightly less dense Diljeet.
I don't post much.
This is generally a good read for news, tv film or gaming opinions and all that sort of thing.
There's some real weird stories that are always a good read too.
I lurk here, whilst saving up for my semi-automatic weapons.
Also largely lurked on the old forum
Yeah hippy was sound.
And you bastards say this place is dead.We're just content creators.
The lurkers should do a WDYTOE.
GR was pretty amusing at the time, but won't have aged well if you could read it now. DS is right about the OLD DAYZ. The internet was still new and this place was bustling with fresh ideas. It's all been done before now, feel like we've even had this conversation about 20 times.
Still can be interesting though. Offy's doing well at the minute. More freds > Less freds
What a time to be alive.
I'm going to cut back on the stories with all these paedos lurking in the background.
Offshore Toon. I stopped at you but will come back to it when I have more time.
In order of postcount.
Magic - I dont see the appeal personally. He has deep lying issues with his general demeanour towards women and I think having a child has only exacerbated those problems. He posts far too much and most of it is nonsense. Probably does more than pisses himself in airports. Probably pisses himself the moment someone challenges him in person. Sex offenders register awaits.
Giggles - Hes a boring old twat who sucks the fun out of everything. Put it down to age or just generally being a miserable git whos life has passed him by. You cant teach an old dog new tricks but you can put it to sleep with a simple bullet.
Sir Andy Mahowry - He is one of those I have seen 'grow up' in a way. On the old forum he was about as useless as could be but I sense that this forum gives him some sort of gateway that simply doesnt exist in his day to day life. Generally harmless but has a tendency to think he is better than he actually is. The only thing that has changed dramatically is he no longer bums baby giraffe. He also came across very strange during the whole webcam episode and I found the whole thing very disturbing.
Lewis - Won the old board by default of the better members sodding off. He is good for a laugh but when you throw so much shit at the wall then it will stick at times and that is what he has become on this version of thethirdhalf. I do like him for the best part as he quite rightly calls people up but the best thing is he doesnt take himself seriously at all. I like that in a person.
Jimmy Floyd - I find he has got worse over the years and he comes across as an entitled spoon fed fuckwit who thinks he is better than others. I imagine him living out of mummy and daddys pocket whilst thinking that if he pulls the class card it will get him far in life but ultimately he has done nothing as far as I can see. Just the first five entries with all there post counts suggest the same thing. Failures in life but only in the sense that they havent achieved much. Lewis is almost the exception because he wrote a book no one wanted to read.
Boydy - He just seems irrelevant im afraid. It has to be nearly ten years and i honestly cant remember one stand out feature from him other than moaning. If your life is so shit then why dont you get off your ass and do something about it? He is an idiot.
phonics - I believe it is because of him and Baz that the forum even exists and so for that he an the Akehurts can only be thanked. He hasnt changed much at all over the years either and I reckon if we all went back a decade then he probably wouldnt notice it himself.
Disco - He has been around for a long time too but pretty much makes up the numbers as far. Its not a bad role to have on a forum Disco so dont be offended. Everyone needs a supporting cast.
John - I dont think he comes across all that well when your watching from afar but I get it. As good as this forum is to read there are an awful lot of idiots who add very little and I can imagine it gets very tedious for someone like him though and given hes Scottish I can almost visualise him tearing his hair out because he is surrounded by eeijits there (Hi Davgooner) and idiots on here. Long standing member and maybe one of the most consistent there has been. Maybe needs to embrace a lighter side.
Shindig - He did indeed use to be funny but I have a lot of admiration for him given the life he has had to endure. Might not be the king of one liners any more but its OK. I dont want to get personal and I hope all is well in your life Shindig. It would have defeated a lesser man.
Yevrah - One of the old school members but he has also changed a fair bit over the year. There is nothing quite like a bit of Yevrage and I am pretty sure we can all agree that that will be the end of him one day. I fear for his health when England play in tournaments but I think even he has managed to control things a bit better in recent years. Hes a good guy.
Pepe - He doesnt seem to get all that involved and most of what he says these days are just throw away comments. I dont remember him too much from the old forum which is a bit odd but I know he was on it. Maybe another Disco in that he makes up the numbers.
Ian - I went into the haxball room earlier and expected to find him there as he used to be one who always used to play it. Someone mentioned about WWW having a meltdown because of being called Ian and I really thought this was the welshwebwizard embracing his inner self but I was wrong. Good guy though.
GS - GaseousSnake wasnt it? If you read this forum then you would think he only ever talks about politics but there is more to him than that. There is no point in me saying much more though as I think he would understand such an entry better if I 242 5366 239 604 2455. No what I mean?
Kiko - This man is the best out of the lot of you but I think his partner has a big role to play in that as I think she has helped him because a better man. He comes across as well for the best part and I think out of a good portion of you he has achieved the most in life or is living the most fulfilled life of all. Dont forget your roots, Kiko.
Gray Fox - Liverpool fan I think but you wont find him adding to many threads unless its football or the gamezine section. Hes pretty harmless and occasionally says something that exceeds expectations but another Disco/Pepe type member.
Reg - Hes one of the forums best assets in that he creates the football threads that gives everyone the platform to discuss whatever has gone on. It might seem like such a small role but a lot of you are lazy bastards and so if he didnt do it then someone would stick one up at half time on a Saturday or something. Underrated member.
Toby - I dont see much of him any more which is a shame. I dont know what happened but from what I gather he got hounded out or just quit. He was a Chelsea fan I think but got some unfair stick over the years.
Lee - Another who got hounded out or found out. I always thought he was a bit too blase with his comments about his job as that stuff should be confidential and I dont think he was as high up as he tried to make out either. Harmless enough like most who go but do think he pretended to be someone different to compensate for his real life inadequcies.
John Arne - I have always wanted to ask him if he is even asian as I know he lives in Vietnam or somewhere. Some of the stories he used to write about his neigbours and how they acted were really good but it seems things have calmed down lately.
Smiffy - He has calmed down too considering what he used to be like I think. He was a mod at some point on the old forum and got a lot of grief and I think if the other mod from Newcastle didnt stand by him then he probably would have got bored a long time ago. (DM?) I dont mind him and I think he gets too much stick at times but sometimes he doesnt help himself.
Baz - I like him because of his efforts in keeping thethirdhalf alive and I thought he got a lot of stick of that Irish cunt Henry and though its laughable now, I think at the time he was a really young kid and so I always felt sorry for him when he was doing nothing more than playing football with his brother Mike and that third tagalong. Reed?
niko_cee - He has been around a long time like most of you but is another Disco/Pepe/GrayFox. Again it is not a bad role to have as at least you dont get ribbed like someone like diljeet and Boom who seems to have disappeared himself.
Browning - I dont look in the wrestling thread too much because it is usually just him and 7om having a whinge about it not being good or Ian reliving the glory years. Wrestling isnt my cup of tea but what I dont understand is if you dont like it, why dont you just stop watching? Youre all adults not 5 year old kids. Uh oh. You cant see me.
Raoul Duke - I think he has got grumpier over the years although to be fair to him he hasnt been so bad for the last few months. Hes not one to get into a big circular debate with any member and seems to just say things as he sees it which isnt a bad trait to have. Is there more to Raoul Duke than what he shows on the forum? Im not so sure. I visualise him as having a routine life of sorts. Organised person? Definitely isnt going to be the life and soul of a party.
SvN - Underrated member of the forum and it was no different on the old thethirdhalf either. Ive always wanted to know what the actual username stands for though, I would have got it if the S was an R but I have never come across it if it has been mentioned before?
Spoonsky - He has grown into a really good addition to the place. I remember when he first started appearing, he just seemed very young and foolish. Immature and pathetic. Sorry Spoonsky but it was true. You have grown up considerably but still come across as naive at times. Youre like a modern day KJAC-Keyring.
ItalAussie - I think there was a time when he was deemed the brains and rightly so as he was always a well balanced individual on the old forum. He comes across as a well educated member and that was the case back then too. I dont think he has changed much in himself but I do think the forums perception of him has changed. I dont know how but it just seems to me that he is seen in a different light. Good guy, very consistent.
igor_balis - Over the years this forum has greeted some right plebs (not that Pleb, he will stop being flavour of the week by Monday) but history I dont think will be kind to you. You are harmless like most but it frustrates me from afar that you just dont add as much as you could do. You get some uncalled for stick but ignore it. You should start exeraggerating your life a bit more as you seem to find yourself in some funny positions. Lay it on thick and play on it.
Adamski - He is always quick to put others down and comes across as a bit of a cunt if im honest. I dont remember him on the old forum and it only dawned on me a few months ago that I was mistaking him for Andy. There was an Australian guy on the forum who I think might be him but I pay very little attention to what he has to say. Watch him and you will see what I mean. Hes a bit of a bitter bastard.
Max Power - I think he is a Leicester fan who refused to believe it was possible along with that Lee fella. The name rings a bell but I cant really place you sorry Max Power. Nothing tends to stand out but it could be worse.
Waffdon - Waffles is no don. You should drop the d and revert back to your former name as thats all you do is waffle on. I dont remember you contributing much on the old forum and its not too different on here. You have benefited mostly from a large portion of the better members just not coming across or leaving. Bit of a tosser if im honest.
Mert - Another who does not help himself one bit but gets a lot of stick. I dont buy into him being so successful with girls and thats all they are is immature slutty little girls hoping to cop a feel of his wallet and not his cock. He is a front page story waiting to happen I feel. Turkish too so I imagine hell stab his cock where it isnt wanted. Sort your life out Mert. Your an ugly little fucker with a personality to match.
leedsrevolution - I laughed when I saw that Peter Kay picture but your doppelgänger will always be funnier than you could ever hope to be. You should continue posting things about how you feel and I hope you get back to where you want to be as you are a good guy. There is a few of you on here who struggle from time to time but remember that it is good to talk and the good thing about this forum is no one seems to tell there friends and family about it so you are relatively safe that no one will find out. Keep at it mate.
On the ropes.
Christ. Fair play.
It's probably Wedge, right?
That's what I thought too. Has anyone figured out this faggot yet?
dino. The lurkers were asked to come out and play. You have all brought this on yourselves.
Offy has destroyed us, the cunt. Well done. RIP all.
There's only one man that can save us.
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