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  • 24/7 on a loop. They won't let me sleep or see my family.

    0 0%
  • I've watched most of it.

    0 0%
  • I've watched some of it.

    3 23.08%
  • I watch if I happen to notice it's on.

    4 30.77%
  • None. Turns out it IS optional.

    5 38.46%
  • Turtle. But like, a Turtle that you're being MADE to read about.

    1 7.69%
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    That's not a pen for me, her hand is in a natural position and doesn't move towards the ball.

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    Pen that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clunge View Post
    Dire this.
    It is hard to avoid the fact that it is all pretty low quality stuff. Ladies' rugby isn't as comparatively bad once you account for it being a bit slower, but I don't know about other sports.

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    It's not clear and obvious so it shouldn't be given

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    If it takes that long to decide surely it isn't clear and obvious.

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    I'm all for Premiership referees doing that announcement bit and goading the crowd. They probably had to wait for Mike Dean to retire first.

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    Harsh call.

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    Fuck off you Spanish cunts.

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    What a pen!
    I'm a twit

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    High foot and on a yellow. Steady on.

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    The big “fuck off” from our keeper after she saved it is the highlight of the final so far.

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    I don't know if it's the ball or the pitch, but the ball seems to be bouncing alot higher than normal.

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    Not sure how she continues, she looks fucked.

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    Saw someone state that Messi only has failed to score or assist against four teams that he has played against throughout his career. That can't be true can it?

    The lucky four are supposedly Bordeaux, UDA Gramenet, Udinese, and Rubin Kazan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bernanke View Post
    Saw someone state that Messi only has failed to score or assist against four teams that he has played against throughout his career. That can't be true can it?

    The lucky four are supposedly Bordeaux, UDA Gramenet, Udinese, and Rubin Kazan.
    If that was a stat when he left Barcelona then I'd be all for it, but surely he wasn't that good in Ligue 1 to warrant such a stat?

    Edit: He had 22 goals and 30 assists in Ligue 1, against 22 teams so it's possible.
    Last edited by Adramelch; 20-08-2023 at 11:51 AM.

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    Ref has been so shit, that was a clear second yellow for kicking the ball away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Adramelch View Post
    If that was a stat when he left Barcelona then I'd be all for it, but surely he wasn't that good in Ligue 1 to warrant such a stat?
    Yeah it has to be bullshit, they faced freaking Chateauroux in the cup and he didn't get any, can't imagine they've faced them more than once...

    https://www.footballtransfers.com/en...xtures-2022-23

    Edit: Minutes played was 0, so doesn't count.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bernanke View Post
    Yeah it has to be bullshit, they faced freaking Chateauroux in the cup and he didn't get any, can't imagine they've faced them more than once...

    https://www.footballtransfers.com/en...xtures-2022-23
    I almost got "fooled" by that same site, but he didn't play in that game so not sure why it's even on the list. He only played in 2 cup games in his time there and both were against Ligue 1 teams.
    Last edited by Adramelch; 20-08-2023 at 11:56 AM.

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    Ref has been a complete disgrace in this game.

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    So have England. Absolute fucking gash.

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    Aye, the penalty save woke them up but they've struggled to get going this tournament. Yes, I'm aware I'm saying that about a finalist.

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    If anything they've just been matching the men's team style.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shindig View Post
    Aye, the penalty save woke them up but they've struggled to get going this tournament. Yes, I'm aware I'm saying that about a finalist.
    Its basically the equivalent of the Rugby League World Cup. Three or four good sides, rest are essentially amateurs.

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    How long have 'merica been running cup competition for. I thought they didnt have a clue? Do they have promotion and relegation too?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Soldier View Post
    Its basically the equivalent of the Rugby League World Cup. Three or four good sides, rest are essentially amateurs.
    I can't remember the numbers, or the countries involved, but England and a few other countries are the only ones with any real funding at all. What a pointless post. Absolute shit. I'm so sorry.

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    Its a very brave post Spikes, just like our women warriors.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shindig View Post
    Aye, the penalty save woke them up but they've struggled to get going this tournament. Yes, I'm aware I'm saying that about a finalist.
    I have said they were wank the last two games especially turning over possession but I was dismissed as a bitter sexist.

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    Dyche is such a grim manager. Still going with what is basically 3 DMs and 2 defensive minded wide players.

    At least buy someone with a bit of creativity, mate

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    Part of me hopes West Brom get back up to the Premier League at some point and they appoint Dyche. It would be the West Bromiest West Brom. Absolute footballing war crime.

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    From what I saw of the tournament they definitely look mentally stronger than the Men, even if that didn’t bear out in the final. You can see they don’t give a single fuck about being heroes for getting to a World Cup final either, win it or nothing, which is the right approach.

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    You’d hope they would be considering they have actually won the Euros unlike the men.

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    I don't think that is comparable really though, as we know people happily give electronic soapy titwanks to known rapists because they might be the next top striker at their club, meanwhile the women are roundly mocked just for existing never mind failing. Also in contrast to the men's game loads of the women are openly gay. All things that probably make you a lot more immune to the bullshit swirling around you as you get it all the time.

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    Lads, it's over, take your flatscreens back and get your refunds and focus on the actual football today and this Emery masterclass. Speaking of gays, DCL being a right soft cunt again.

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    Can't tell if we look superb and are BACK or Everton are just absolute horseshit. Diaby is fucking amazing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Waffdon View Post
    Dyche is such a grim manager. Still going with what is basically 3 DMs and 2 defensive minded wide players.

    At least buy someone with a bit of creativity, mate
    Organisation not joy, efficiency not finesse, exhaustion without pleasure.

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    Enough about your sex life mate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clunge View Post
    Can't tell if we look superb and are BACK or Everton are just absolute horseshit. Diaby is fucking amazing.
    Option number two. They are fucking dire.

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    Fucking dire might be being kind to them.

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    Michael Keane still playing in this league is absolutely mental. This is surely the year they go down

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    It will surely be one of them, Wolves, Bournemouth or Forest who end up taking the lost spot alongside Sheffield United and Luton.

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    Mitoma being 26 has surprised me. Assumed he was about 21/22. Fucks he been kicking about

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry View Post
    It will surely be one of them, Wolves, Bournemouth or Forest who end up taking the lost spot alongside Sheffield United and Luton.
    Bournemouth and Forest ain't going down son. Fulham or Wolves.

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    Ashley Young and Michael Keane

    Shocking.

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    Caicedo on the bench and Gallagher in the pivot again. Sad.

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    When’s Villa vs Brighton? Should be a good one.
    I'm a twit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baz View Post
    When’s Villa vs Brighton? Should be a good one.
    30th of September and 4th of May.

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    Everton are so shit. Hope this is the season they go down. They need it. Otherwise it’s just this endless swirl of being shit but hoping to cling on.

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    Relegation and new stadium doesn't sound like a good mix.

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    I believe they're due to either pay £100m or £150m immediately upon confirmation of relegation(if it happens) too.

    They're still under FFP investigation and the owner had to secure additional financing for stadium work to continue this season. They're financially fucked and dont even have a player left to sell to help this.

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    JWP providing those set pieces

    Fuck off Chelsea.

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