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    Quote Originally Posted by Boydy View Post
    Can't wait to see Spikey in the health thread next week posting about having thrown his back out.
    Nailed on.

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    IdiotMASS.

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    Straight to his head.

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    Such a load of shite that we won’t close the border to the nordies when streams of yank cunts are coming here through the kip. Cash > lives.

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    I didn't think we were letting them in?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    I didn't think we were letting them in?
    They’re coming from Belfast anyway.

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    They must just be on the 'mandatory quarantine' list, which is a laugh when they're refusing masks and temperature checks.

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    Are Americans coming in up here? Fuck's sake.

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    Can that useless pantomime imbecile not get the wall up. And I mean your one.

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    I was looking on facebook and saw some terrified moaning about Tesco's one-way system being axed. Sure enough, there's no arrows but you still queue to get on a free till. Some people are going to live or die by social distancing rules until way, way past the point of it.

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    Social distancing is the way forward forever. Bring on lockdown 2.

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    Tesco shoppers.

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    It doesn't work like that, mate. It's not a class war, it's about convenience. It's the thing that is near me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Manc View Post
    Tesco shoppers.
    You’re the lowest type of cunt.

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    Lower than Magic?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry View Post
    Lower than Magic?
    I was only counting humans.

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    Was going to say I saw a picture of Magic today but there's no way he's an inch over 5'5 with that inferiority complex.


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    That is a horrible hat.

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    The male form is fucking disgusting isn't it? Like what part of it is nice to look at.

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    To be fair I bet she looks exactly the same naked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    To be fair I bet she looks exactly the same naked.
    Fair, someone showed me a nude of Charlotte Flair and it put me off sex for a week.

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    Good job we're all so fucking perfect eh.

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    Who is Charlotte Flair?

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    A wrestler, the daughter of Ric Flair who Harold would post GIFs of all the time.

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    Woooooooooooooooooooooo.

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    Woooooo

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    What?

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    She used to have another face but then she replaced it and got bigger tits.

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    She traded in her face for tits? What?

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    She had plastic surgery on both of those things.

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    Yes, but we're talking about her face.

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    That's a chap with a flap.

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    Also, Boris telling people to get back to work. Be interesting how companies react to this next week. And if and how PHE update their guidance.

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    Ooooh, that's a jump in cases.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shindig View Post
    Ooooh, that's a jump in cases.
    What are the figures?

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    https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc...-east-53358569

    No idea how it took that long (not testing?) but that could get nasty.

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    There ain't no obese fucks or 85 year olds on dialysis machines so I reckon they'll be alright. I say alright, obviously I mean relatively speaking. Also google is sayin a jump in cases of about 10. Shinners, put away the spreadsheet but by all means apply the lube to something on xvideos.

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    Half of their lungs have been fucked by Mustard Gas and the other halfs health will be in tatters.

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    I better say nothing seeing as phonics has just had a crisis over me calling Kiko snooty.

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    So, 820 new cases, 148 new deaths. 243,078 tests (153, 667 processed)

    Of those processed tests, 47, 258 are in hospitals 74, 344 are in the wider community. The remaining processed tests are the antibody and surveillance ones.

    There are 2172 patients in UK hospitals with Covid. 191 patients are on ventilation.

    https://coronavirus-staging.data.gov.uk/healthcare

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    15k new cases in Florida. At least Disneyland is open.

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    If Bruh shows up after this, I'll be legitimately shocked.

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    Didn’t someone say he stopped tweeting too. He genuinely could be in the shit.

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    I don't know what his twitter is and searching for bruhnaldo just gets me a very active account ran by hispanic in Atlanta.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    Didn’t someone say he stopped tweeting too. He genuinely could be in the shit.
    He started again, it seems. C'mon @bruhnaldo, regale us with stories from the front line.

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    Man works for a call center at a hospital. Must be so depressing id probably withdraw as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry View Post
    15k new cases in Florida. At least Disneyland is open.
    The state would rank fourth in the world for new cases if it were a country, according to a Reuters analysis. More than 40 hospitals in Florida say their intensive care facilities are at full capacity.


    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-53382540

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    I'm a twit

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    How big is the county?

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    Nice to see you back Bruh. Are you wearing a mask?

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