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    Quote Originally Posted by bruhnaldo View Post
    Feel like when we were kids it was more commonplace for us youngsters to go 'round with a mower trying to get an odd $10-20 off your neighbors for a fresh cut.

    I feel like kids are never doing anything outside now.
    I offered the neighbor's kid some money but he never got back to me the cunt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepe View Post
    I offered the neighbor's kid some money but he never got back to me the cunt.
    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    Or nonced.
    Confirmed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bruhnaldo View Post
    Feel like when we were kids it was more commonplace for us youngsters to go 'round with a mower trying to get an odd $10-20 off your neighbors for a fresh cut.

    I feel like kids are never doing anything outside now.
    Because they're told not to by parents that think that a peedo will take a liking to then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Disco View Post
    Confirmed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phonics View Post
    Because they're told not to by parents that think that a peedo will take a liking to then.
    Yikes that's a pretty solid point tbqh.

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    I wish a sexy pre-teen would mow my lawn for me. Or an ugly one. Or a middle-aged Austrian man. Or anyone else that isn’t me.
    I'm a twit

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    Pay someone to pave it over.

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    That involves paying someone more than £10 every fortnight.
    I'm a twit

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    Get Mike to make a school trip of it every couple of weeks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baz View Post
    I wish a sexy pre-teen
    We just gonna let this slide, fellas?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bruhnaldo View Post
    We just gonna let this slide, fellas?
    Yes, because we read the rest of the words.

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    And we are all aware of Baz being a nonce.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    Yes, because we read the rest of the words.
    Do the rest of the words cancel out the paedo behavior somehow?! This is very concerning. *takes notes*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    Basically, there was no room for it. In the Second World War for example, between the size (and nature) of the armies, the power (and abundance) of the weaponry, and the political accountability, there was very little scope for individuals and/or small groups to come up with and implement extraordinary wheezes as previous battlefield commanders had. There were isolated and smaller scale examples of it, most notably on both sides in North Africa and the Mediterranean, where half the time they didn't have enough equipment and were given a relatively free hand to make the best of it, but nothing comparable in terms of individual input to something like Frederick the Great taking on the rest of Europe or Gustavus Adolphus tearing through Germany. As far as the twentieth century goes your best bets for military genius would be people fighting insurgent campaigns, and doing so with massive scope for personal command, like Christiaan de Wet and Paul von Lettow-Vorbeck.

    Alright, cheers.

    Then is it fair to say that the "stars" of the wars in the 20th century were rather those who managed to understand and implement the infrastructure required for that type of warfare? I'm still amazed when I think about those massive blocks of concrete outside Normandy for instance.

    I guess today the most important army personell are like hackers or something...

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    Yeah, pretty much. If you were a British/American general from 1943-45 it was very hard to actually fuck something because you wouldn't have gone into anything without a massive firepower advantage, so as long as you could organise that reasonably well you were fine, like when no marks win Champions' Leagues or international trophies with loaded squads.

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    I don't need to wear a suit every day. I only wear them for unique special occasions. Even I know, your tie is never supposed to hang past your belt line. Dude on tv right now is a disgrace.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SincereTheRebel View Post
    I don't need to wear a suit every day. I only wear them for unique special occasions. Even I know, your tie is never supposed to hang past your belt line. Dude on tv right now is a disgrace.
    People don't really care about these things.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    People don't really care about these things.
    First thing I notice (shortly before skin colour).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    First thing I notice (shortly before skin colour).
    You're still doing the whole mutton dressed as lamb routine though.

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    Just a shit Kiko.

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    I'll take that all day every day, to be honest.

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    it's supposed to be like halfway down the belt line, ennit?

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    I go for the shorter tie because that's what was cool in secondary school when I actually had to tie a tie and I never learnt the correct way.

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    If it touches your belt (when you’re standing) it’s too long.
    I'm a twit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baz View Post
    If it touches your belt (when you’re standing) it’s too long.
    We still on about ties bro.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baz View Post
    If it touches your belt (when you’re standing) it’s too long.
    It's meant to sit above the belt when standing so you're correct.

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    It's meant to be wherever the fuck you want it to be and to hell with posing tossers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kikó View Post
    It's meant to sit above the belt when standing so you're correct.
    I know. I wear a tie everyday.
    I'm a twit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    It's meant to be wherever the fuck you want it to be and to hell with posing tossers.
    Get back in your combats and polo you blue collar cunt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    Get back in your combats and polo you blue collar cunt.
    One that knows what he is at least. No matter how much you claw and pretend you're always still going to be filth and a shirt isn't going to make you someone that you'll never be.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    One that knows what he is at least. No matter how much you claw and pretend you're always still going to be filth and a shirt isn't going to make you someone that you'll never be.
    I'll remember you.

    Oh wait no I won't.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    I'll remember you.

    Oh wait no I won't.
    None of the ballbags you're gnawing to try be someone are going to remember you either.

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    Do you want to freeze burn my skintags off?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baz View Post
    I know. I wear a tie everyday.
    Yeah but you're a bit of a bellend.

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    I'm a twit

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    Exactly. Above the belt.

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    I guess that’s me off the informal fucking lager list.
    I'm a twit

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    Absolutely, formal only with you.

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    Amazon adds loads of delivery restrictions if you add something to your basket direct from your wishlist but doesn't if you add them from the items main page.

    Get your house in order Jeff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by igor_balis View Post
    This fucking bakeoff weab
    Her writing Pythagoras's theorem on each of her samosas this week

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    She's won me over a bit on the basis of being quite good at the actual baking recently. It's more eye-rolling than anger, now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by igor_balis View Post
    She's won me over a bit on the basis of being quite good at the actual baking recently. It's more eye-rolling than anger, now.
    She's annoying me more and more with every week.

    Manon looks better every fucking week, the pinkish highlights my word

    Vegan week will be a fucking travesty, fuck society for ruining this.

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    The one who got star baker yesterday really reminds me of the main character from Motherland.

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    How would you go about implementing some sort of shot clock on buses? Say if you haven't got your money/pass out within two seconds of stepping aboard you have to get off and wait for the next one. It must build up through the day and throw everything out. Women seem to be the worst for it as well.

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    Should be contactless machines only on them all.

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    Old women rummaging about in their little fabric trolleys trying to find their bus passes were the bane of my life when I was at uni. The only bus direct from my stop to uni went past three bingo halls so they'd be getting on in little groups and I don't remember one of them ever having their pass ready, or even just in a pocket.

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    The way the UK does bus ticketing is absolute madness. 1) Why are you charged based on where you're going instead of just buying '1 hour of travel' or something. 2) Put machines at the fucking bus stop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phonics View Post
    The way the UK does bus ticketing is absolute madness. 1) Why are you charged based on where you're going instead of just buying '1 hour of travel' or something. 2) Put machines at the fucking bus stop.
    '1 hour of travel' would be a million times worse. Imagine how mad you'd get at the cunts taking ages getting on then.

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    Timed travel would be a shit show.

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    Buses should be free.

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