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Thread: Football MARCHes on ('cause it's March)

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    This is a pretty perfect example of why Ole Gunnar Binman won't win them the league. How do you watch an hour of this and swap a defensive midfielder?

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    He has no plan B at all and he's too scared to take a risk.

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    Very fucking obvious you can put Fernandes into midfield early and try and change it. Rashford has been absolutely dogshit tonight and has played the full game.

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    Rashford has been shit for months, and he seems to be forcing it more each week and getting worse.

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    He (Rashford) never looks like he's enjoying himself. All he ever does on the pitch is scowl, gob off or sit down for a bit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don View Post
    Grealish must be up there with VVD, Zaha and Jimenez in terms of influence and impact on their respective teams. Kane, Phillips and Lamptey in the next tier.
    Add Pogba to the latter group.

    Where's your fucking goal collusions now, you cunts

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    Manchester United midfielder Nemanja Matic to Sky Sports: “Palace played solid compact football. They waited for their chances. They had a opportunity to win the game at the end. We have to do much better, we have to risk more in attack to create more chances.

    “We are Manchester United, we have to win this kind of game. On Sunday we have a big game against Manchester City. We have to refocus for that.
    This kind of arrogant bullshit is why they don't win enough games. Think it's basically all Solskjaer brings to the table. You've got a badge on, mate, other than that it's 11 v 11 and no one 'has to' win.

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    They've spat out that bullshit for years. We need to do better etc etc. Fucking do it then! You just had ninety minutes to do exactly that.

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    The Leicester bottle job is well underway. Nailed on for 5th.

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    If we win tomorrow we're fucking coasting
    to 2nd. The bus parade in June

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    Rashford has been shit for months, and he seems to be forcing it more each week and getting worse.
    Dinner lady ay he

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    This kind of arrogant bullshit is why they don't win enough games. Think it's basically all Solskjaer brings to the table. You've got a badge on, mate, other than that it's 11 v 11 and no one 'has to' win.
    Also like the quote about United needing to find their "spark."

    I assume he thought playing six defensive players against a team who were also going to defend a lot was the way to do that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Manc View Post
    The Leicester bottle job is well underway. Nailed on for 5th.
    It’s all about West Ham now. I’d love them to qualify for the Champions League.
    I'm a twit

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    West Ham at Upton Park in the CL would have been brilliant. West Ham at the Olympic stadium, meh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ian View Post
    Also like the quote about United needing to find their "spark."

    I assume he thought playing six defensive players against a team who were also going to defend a lot was the way to do that.
    And we should/could have conceded despite that.

    The race for 2nd-4th is so depressing we may as well cancel the league again like we did last year.

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    Yeah, we almost always still look like a bombscare despite being set up to be 'solid.'

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    Haaland has listed Manchester City, Manchester United, Liverpool, Real Madrid, Barcelona and Juventus as the only clubs he'd consider leaving Dortmund for, so I look forward to him signing for Bayern.

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    The mad bastard has gone Kane, Son, Alli and Bale (BASK). Should be a cracker of a game this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ian View Post
    Haaland has listed Manchester City, Manchester United, Liverpool, Real Madrid, Barcelona and Juventus as the only clubs he'd consider leaving Dortmund for, so I look forward to him signing for Bayern.
    Add Werner and Havertz once they have one year left on their Chelsea deals

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    I don’t think Havertz has even played a minute under Tuchel. Poor bloke

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    Shame we can't emergency loan him in and turn him into a regular Gabriel Obertan.

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    I'll be fucked if I'm keeping on top of the handball rules but commentator has just said the same act that meant handball and a fine goal disallowed for Fulham would not have been deemed a handball if the Fulham player was defending rather than attacking. Well done to all involved in arriving at this shambles we find ourselves in.

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    Games gone with that hand ball decision.

    Baffling.

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    VAR hates Werner

    Must be the 4th or 5th tight call decided by an arm this season

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    These offside calls for a strand of hair over the line are pathetic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gray Fox View Post
    These offside calls for a strand of hair over the line are pathetic.
    I was thinking about it, should it be if you don’t score with the body part that is offside it’s not offside. Because the only reason Werner was offside was because of where his arm was but if would have scored with it then it would have been disallowed anyway.

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    It used to be so that level meant that the attacker gets the call for the sake of more goals > fewer goals. If you have to draw these lines on the screen for a minute then surely there is no advantage gained?

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    VAR is just the worst.

    Sadly I doubt there's any shutting the box now that it's out.

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    England's future captain.

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    I was going to say the technology's not the problem but it's clearly influencing decision-making in a freakish way. It's overcomplicating things.

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    ‘Trent’ must get caught like that three times a game

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    That's a cracking finish but what the fuck are Thiago and Kabak doing there?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gray Fox View Post
    That's a cracking finish but what the fuck are Thiago and Kabak doing there?
    Fabinho cleverly showed him onto his right foot. Is that not basic defending to show him down the line? Mount was never going to do anything other than cut in.

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    He looks about 2 yards onside

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    Quote Originally Posted by CJay View Post
    Fabinho cleverly showed him onto his right foot. Is that not basic defending to show him down the line? Mount was never going to do anything other than cut in.
    That was poor too, but at least he went after the ball. There should have been at least some help inside.

    This is end of days levels of shite from us now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Waffdon View Post


    He looks about 2 yards onside
    This isn't the right argument, these are just deceptive angles, their line across the pitch should be standardised and right on VAR, it's the line from the players that seems to be completely subjective and open to corruption. How are they deciding where to draw the line from on Werner? There's not a chance that comes out as offside if they draw the line properly, I reckon.

    Mount

    Get Jota on. Mane and Bobby have been a disgrace too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gray Fox View Post
    That was poor too, but at least he went after the ball. There should have been at least some help inside.

    This is end of days levels of shite from us now.
    Yep.

    We're playing a high line but Chelsea are walking out of our 'press' so easily every time. We're making Mount & Werner (what business would these two be in as a partnership?) look genuinely dangerous. We could very easily be 3-0 down.

    Mané needs a few weeks off. Literally anyone could perform his role at the minute. He's totally lost his touch and confidence.

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    Chelsea should win this about 5-0 at the least.

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    What in the flying fuck is he doing now?

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    Mane and Bobby Binman trying to turn a game around

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    Quote Originally Posted by niko_cee View Post
    VAR is just the worst.

    Sadly I doubt there's any shutting the box now that it's out.
    At least there are no fans there to suffer from the bollocks.

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    A serious goal THREAT coming on.

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    We’re proper awful.

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    It's alright lads. Exact same team and exact same 4-3-3 again on Sunday, yeah? It'll definitely work this time.

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    Worse title defence since David Moyes.

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    My guy pulled Salah off on 60th minute and brought Oxlade on ahead of Naby. I mean if you want compassionate leave just put a request in you fucking nazi cunt.

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    Salah must have either had a knock or done something tiny that'll have pissed him off.

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    Didn't watch it but Mase

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    Looks a far better player under Tuchel

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don View Post
    My guy pulled Salah off on 60th minute and brought Oxlade on ahead of Naby. I mean if you want compassionate leave just put a request in you fucking nazi cunt.


    Klopp still breaking records. First time ever Liverpool have lost 5 on the trott at home.

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