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    When there's a virus about with a high count of asymptomatic carriers, you really should.

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    Surely if a mask stops you breathing your germs out over everyone else it must lessen your risk of breathing in someone else's a bit?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shindig View Post
    When there's a virus about with a high count of asymptomatic carriers, you really should.
    Mmmmm nah.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shindig View Post
    When there's a virus about with a high count of asymptomatic carriers, you really should.
    There's no real proof that asymptomatic people are spreaders.

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    I only wear a mask where it's mandatory.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shindig View Post
    When there's a virus about with a high count of asymptomatic carriers, you really should.
    Not if no other cunt will.

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    Boris must have the same supplier as Michael Gove. No other reason for his constant twitching and stumbling of words.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    Not if no other cunt will.
    Do it for yourself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kikó View Post
    Do it for yourself.
    Wearing one has absolutely no benefit to a person. They are purely to protect other people from you.

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    Why do medical professionals wear PPE?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kikó View Post
    Why do medical professionals wear PPE?
    So they won’t spread it during the period they’re not showing symptoms.

    This has all been shown, maybe you’ve missed it but you should look it up. Your designer mask is for other people, sorry to break that one.

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    They have proper PPE (sort of) not Kitchen roll on elastic bands.

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    My designer mask is the is Lidl one which is worth about 59p.

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    I would have bet on that one too. Lucky.

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    They’ve made them mandatory on public transport from Monday which seems weird as the city has been open for a month now and we haven’t hit above 35 Daily cases across the whole country.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phonics View Post
    They’ve made them mandatory on public transport from Monday which seems weird as the city has been open for a month now and we haven’t hit above 35 Daily cases across the whole country.
    They’re mandatory here too but nobody wears them.

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    He's unbanned cricket now, the easiest decision ever which costs him £0 took weeks of squeezing blood out of a stone, hopefully things like the arts which actually need £££ rapidly will follow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    He's unbanned cricket now, the easiest decision ever which costs him £0 took weeks of squeezing blood out of a stone, hopefully things like the arts which actually need £££ rapidly will follow.
    With that NATURAL VECTOR flying around we're only an LBW away from the 2nd wave.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    This is precisely why I'll never wear one.
    You really are a cunt of the highest order.

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    Nah, we'll be fine until he allows Bowls. You've got to think that's the coronavirus' target audience.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shindig View Post
    Nah, we'll be fine until he allows Bowls. You've got to think that's the coronavirus' target audience.
    You only touch your own bowls, don't you? It'd be fine.

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    What about the Jack? Vector of disease, that.

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    I think bowls has been allowed for quite a while already.

    The problem sports presumably are rugby x2, and anything else that involves mass groping. I wouldn't want to contract CV from the sweat on another man's groin. Although, now I say it, I dunno.

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    I’d love to play Bowls.

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    Love a bit of bowls.


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    Christ we're old.

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    If Jimmy's allowed to fondle his balls they better open up the Powerleague pitches soon, too. Outdoor gym near me was re-opened today, did a few sets of whatnot and almost came from that endorphin hit. Was also fucking beautiful to see the park staff removing all the fencing. We did it boys, fucking so proud of my Burgundy British passport today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Disco View Post
    Love a bit of bowls.

    Not even the best bowls clip on YouTube, which is this:


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    He didn't even need the microphone.

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    I had a mate who was well into his bowls from the age of 18. We of course gave him non-stop shit about his penchant for spending time with octogenarians. He kept going though.

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    Is the bowls still on telly? I used to be glued to it every year but it may have always been a BBC Wales thing or something.

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    I see London has had over 300 cases this week and above that 1.0 number again. Ties in with them protests.

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    Much more likely to tie in with about 5 unscrupulous workplaces in a city of 9 million.

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    They've rejigged some of the figures lately. County Durham went up 50 but they took away 30,000 duplicate cases overall.

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    Fucking hell. So jealous.

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    Hopefully they end up glassing each other.

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    What they don't show you is the moment the owner realises his only three customers left after one pint. With the glasses.

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    That old cunt should know better. I’d say he’s a paedophile.

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    DHSC no longer tweet the numbers out but instead chuck them in detail on their website. Regional breakdowns and all that jazz.

    https://coronavirus.data.gov.uk/

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    Pub was glorious.

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    Went to the pub tonight. It was absolutely fine.

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    Soho looks the tits.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yevrah View Post
    Went to the pub tonight. It was absolutely fine.
    That’s the biggest surprise I’ve read here in a while.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    That’s the biggest surprise I’ve read here in a while.
    Two days later: "Lads, I've got coronavirus."

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    The content you all came for.

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    Where's that SECOND WAVE lads.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    Where's that SECOND WAVE lads.
    About 2-3 weeks away. It’s not instant.

    Well it’ll still be the first, just another spike in it, but you’ll be locked down again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    About 2-3 weeks away. It’s not instant.

    Well it’ll still be the first, just another spike in it, but you’ll be locked down again.
    Yawn. Like it was 2-3 weeks away from Easter, VE day, BLM protests, shops opening back up, beaches rammed, pubs opening.

    NOT HAPPENING.

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    I dunno, we had that week where the new infections were hovering between 1600-2000. There's been 40 outbreaks related to people going back to workplaces.

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