I hope you wear a vest and speak Polish to complete the look.
I hope you wear a vest and speak Polish to complete the look.
Shoes on indoors is disgusting.
I slip mine off at the door at home and other people's homes. I hate when they say you can keep your shoes on.
I'd probably ask a man of your stature to keep your shows on tbf.
It's when the trousers come down you have to worry.
I see the Thames has coughed up a few bodies, although not the one that's being looked for.
#murderousrampage
Having wooden floors is a worse crime than wearing shoes inside.
I'm a twit
I wasn't sure if Mahow meant shoes on indoors was bad or good.
This via a twitter link led me down a path of reading about supposedly widespread west African child sacrifice in London which the police, equally supposedly, turn a blind eye to when the bodies are all fished out of the Thames, because it's bad for 'confidence in our communities'. One for Lewis Investigates.Originally Posted by niko_cee
What's so bad with wooden floors? Looks nice.
Cold and bad for your feet.
I'm a twit
Not sure how they're bad for your feet. But a porcelain or ceramic floor tile is much colder, unless you have underfloor heating.
It's happening Jimmy.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-68274158
Eat out to help out.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-68296483
Literally all of them are an embarrassing disgrace, but 'Lioness Line' should lead to civil unrest if we still have anything left as a nation.
We don't.
Just be thankful it's not Liney McLineFace
Fucking hell, that's grim.
If they have to go cringe-woke, which no doubt they do, I'd rather they called it the Zephaniah Line or something. Naming things after people and places is cool. Naming things after concepts/values/industries is absolutely embarrassing.
The pushback against this shite is long overdue.
When I think of Liberty I think of grey.
Me using the Gaza Genocide Express to reach LGBTQIA+ Airport for my flight to Ibiza in 10 years time
Flights will be illegal due to Climate Change. You'll have to take the Gretastar through France and work your way down from there.
You'll be able to wave your hand and have Club Tropicana appear on your mouldy wall at home, complete with AI George Michael serving you a cocktail. Obviously you'll have to make the cocktail yourself from brown Thames Water (now renamed Nelson Mandela Water) and one of the few lemons that still make it through import controls and cost Ł45 each.
As if all those Ibiza clubs will be allowed to exist by then.
Saying that, they're shite now anyway. When I went 16 years ago Ibiza was probably already on its way out then as a true Gary Ablett-fuelled EDM Mecca. Seems like you go there now just to get an Instagram pic with Wayne Lineker.
Thought those line names were a list of options to pick one from, but I see they are all going to be a thing. Dear god.
I don’t understand how people can be this arsed over a name. Just as bad as the ‘woke’ brigade themselves
I won't be getting the woke train anymore and choose to work from home. Take that Sadiq!
This move to more prominently call Camilla the queen is messing with my mind, I keep thinking the old one has been resurrected when I read it in a headline, or some terrible gaffe has been made by an editor.
Why was it Prince Phillip if it's Queen Camilla?
Yep, who gives a shit. I don't it's a shit name but it's literally going to have no impact on my life.
Misogyny.
A King can have a Queen, but a Queen can't have a King. A King can only be the boss.
I distinctly remember a story from when they were married that she'll never be called Queen Camilla, but instead Princess Consort. At some point that's obviously been scrapped.
Is this one of the new train lines?
Renaming the Elizabeth Line the Camilla Line.
The Spikey Line is bigger than the Maginot Line.
Tight Ron is dead?!?!?
The 'Lioness Line' is like those people who called their kids 'Khaleesi', but 'Windrush Line' could become an interesting artefact as the Caribbean population of London dies, leaves, or breeds itself into mixed race non-existence. 'Liberty Line' is probably the most pointless and gay.
Line of Hope and Glory would've been an amazing choice.
Woke from home?
Every sign would be thrown in the Thames on the opening day.
That reads like it was written by someone with brain damage.
Chat GPYorkshireT
Are you questioning the journalistic integrity of crack reporting duo S P Jones and Ashley Pemberton?
Either that or besmirching the literary capability of AI.
Breaking news: Amy Schumer looks like Donald Trump because sexism.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-68315509
Disgusting zionist whore deserves death.
Incredible scenes.
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