Let's just say it was "unfortunate" I believe that's the Stockley Park term.
Let's just say it was "unfortunate" I believe that's the Stockley Park term.
Anyway, worrying times at Steve Cooper towers by the looks of things.
Bloody hell, it’s Cucurella at right back and a centre back at left back again. Just play folk in their actual positions, m8.
And now I'm watching Man U v Chelsea with no commentary and stadium sounds only. Build a statue to Bezos and I will fellate it daily.
Getting absolutely battered by this Man Utd team is some effort. Poch cannot set a team up to be solid for the life of him.
I’d turn it off now if I were you. Same old shite incoming.Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd
I don't think things like that should be penalties. It's not like he was still involved in any useful play.
It's quite new shite actually as Cucurella is on the wrong side and therefore doesn't know how to position his body. That was soft as shit but has to be a pen really.
Pathetically taken, thankfully.
Fucking hell.
The Rat.
He’s set Chelsea up like a basketball batch after going on about being wary of Man Utd on the break and being dangerous that way. Make it make sense.
Two genuinely atrocious teams on the park here.
I thought our season was done with that Mac injury but 5 mins later and I know it's over as we're a Konate muscle tear away from Gomez.
Chelsea look wildly bad here. Does anyone know where they are meant to be playing?
McSauce
That was my thought too watching the replays but at the same time you can’t just let people stick one on someone because they aren’t involved.
This Amazon goals show is atrocious. They’ve clearly got a TV in the studio about ten seconds ahead of what the viewer is seeing so their live commentary makes no sense. And Tim Sherwood needs firing into the sun.
Was Hojlund not offside there?
Manager has been a disgrace at times this season. The most unbalanced side he could have possibly picked against a side who only do well on the break. Massive gaps between the midfield and defence because Thiago Silva has to sit deep as fuck.
The most predictable start imaginable.
I tried watching it for a bit but Sherwood is far too much.
Yes, in 1985.
Waff, Gary Glitter is a disgrace. Mauricio Pochettino is just a football manager.
Has Sterling somehow dived out of the way of getting kicked there or has he fallen victim to the not enough to go down discretion which is obviously going to be an absolute disaster in its implementation?
That one on Sterling didn't look any less of a pen than theirs either. The best thing about having no commentators is you are, much like the people in the ground, completely in the dark about VAR. I'll read about it in tomorrow's paper I guess.
Wasn't that a terrible dive if it wasn't a penalty?
Jimmy is like a throwback to his 2009 personality tonight.
Chelsea are making us look competent, which is some going.
There’s about 3 competent keepers in this league. All teams should agree to not buy Spanish ones anyway. They’re all fucking shite
Jesus.
Chelsea are getting wrecked down their right.
Sterling passing there.
Moo-Drik?
Thank god Ukraine Bolt can’t finish
Are all games involving Chelsea this open? Poch out.
Jackson is like Bez from the Happy Mondays. Fucking love him.
If the back 4 wasn’t wide open enough he’s got 2 wingers ahead of the full backs who don’t ever track back. The whole set up just doesn’t make sense whatsoever.Jesus.
Chelsea are getting wrecked down their right.
Sterling passing there.
Watching Sterling/mudryk/jackson try and hit a ball cleanly at goal is not fun.
They have been recently. Got fed up of losing 1-0 and not breaking shite teams down and has went the other way with it.
Peak harum scarum stuff though. Every time I click back into it someone is going through on goal or falling over or shinning the ball into a dangerous position.
Apparently Villa are bossing City, but no goals, so expect a 0-3 to roll in in the second half.
I don't want to sound like Waff or one of those tedious farts from twitter here, but Cucurella at right back is just about the worst selection ever. When the ball comes his way he is always turning inside and having to let it run back onto his left (because he doesn't know how to either use his right foot or even be facing in a direction to potentially use it) and that is giving their press an extra 2-3 seconds every time, which bears fruit in the next phase by which time Garnacho has 8 yards of space on that side because Cucurella's out of the game.
We've been absolutely sensational in this first half. Leon Bailey terrorising Gvardiol. McGinn the ultimate irritant. Kamara cleaning everything up. Lovely stuff.
Properly class finish.
Love Mudryk taking the assist plaudits.
Golazo golazo. He'd been dire until that point too.
That is some goal.
Man Utd are fucking shite. If Poch has anything about him he changes things in the 2nd half an pisses this.
Nae danger he changes anything though.
That was utterly predictable.
Two proper garbage teams here though. Score could be anything.
Top work by Agent Cucurella kicking Luke Shaw in the ankle and falling over to get the foul.
See Jimmy, he's not completely useless.
John Fleck is a very Scottish looking man.
Wissa landing a left hook on Gimour.
Just an accident though. Unfortunate.
Cucurella is absolutely tragic. Brighton pulled off the con of the century with that one.
They well knew this. The price was meant to deter City, which worked. It didn't factor in Boehlyball logic.
Another 5-0 pasting going to lead to the next managerial sacking.
Chelsea got battered in the 1st half against Newcastle the other week and somehow went in 1-1. Nothing was changed in the 2nd half and got beat 4-1.
Lets see if he’s learned from one of his many mistakes
The way the crowd empties out at the Amex on a regular basis is such a disgrace, ground is barely half full by the end of the game much of the time.
Getting mauled and run over by a Man Utd press is some doing. Literally everyone has lost the ability to trap a ball under pressure
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