Taz, I would absolutely turn your pelvis into dust if we had to play swordfights with our cocks. Windmill it and I'd be crushing your hip bones you vastly inferior specimen of confused race.
Figuring out what a Cole Palmer is and why it's worth 42.5m quid
Saudi oil money everywhere
Chelsea Boehl money everywhere
United rummaging around in the bargain bin
It being done for another few months
Something sensible like your club actually signing somebody decent
Taz, I would absolutely turn your pelvis into dust if we had to play swordfights with our cocks. Windmill it and I'd be crushing your hip bones you vastly inferior specimen of confused race.
People make fun of Harry Kane for employing his [even more?] retarded brother as an agent, but, looking at Poor Paul Pogba, it could be worse.
I'd love it if he had an agent brother called Poor Pogba.
Looking like Antony is innocent.
Poorp Ogba.Originally Posted by Offshore Toon
Guilty of being a fraud though.
I'm a twit
You'd only cry in his situation if you were guilty. If there was nothing to it you'd just tell them to prove it and fuck off, but the Greenwood situation has got him bricking it like the scum coward he is.
Load of absolute shit.
A certain someone is suspended and all of a sudden Portugal look ridiculously good and Bobby Martinez is about to lead them to glory.
He'd only cry on TV if he had no other choice. Just look at him ffs.
Is this a good or a bad thing?
South Americans cry if a twig snaps. That one read to me like the brass seeing the Greenwood thing and hoping to cash in / take revenge.
Christ we're going to end up with Roy Keane
Seen people still wittering on about THE LIONESSES TM dodging the crowd of kids waiting to greet them at the airport on their return from the world cup, what a PR fuck up that was
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/66781875
I love this game, man
I backed Southgate for a lot longer than most (probably the Middlesbrough affinity), but he can fuck off right into the sun at this point.
Not that he's going anywhere, but I love the idea that his somewhat equivocal line on the Saudis is the thing that might take him down, rather than the myriad footballing cataclysms [see above] he seeks to visit on everyone.
I forgot we were playing tonight. Fuck sake.
Might actually back Scotland. Teach me some chants Waff.
Hoots mon, hoots mon,
Porridge on the stove,
England might have Maggie T
But we've got Michael Gove
*refrain*
Super, super Mike...
If Southgate sticks with his previous selection it's going to be chrouses of 'Gareth where's your troooosers' til the sun comes up.
We will roll over so Southgate gets praise once again.
With my e-victory on the matter close to being sealed one thing I would like to add is that not only is he a horribly regressive manager in his approach to matches, the longer he goes in the job and the more he speaks the more it hammers home how he talks absolute drivel, cloaked in articulation. If chatgpt had been a thing back when he got the job I'd be convinced by now he was using it in preparation for any questions that came up, but not once cross referencing it against previously used responses it had churned out.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/66786085
How have I never heard of this before? A quick Google suggests he was the guy that blew the whistle on Twente that ended up getting them banned from Europe for a few years. I'm not seeing a whole lot he did wrong, other than piss off the wrong folk.
Rashford/Kane/Foden up against Porteous/Hendry/Tierney
We really should get battered.
Och aye, yah gawtee ha ah wee bat ah faith, lad.
Nailed it.
You missed yah wee bawbag.
Phillips starting
I'm trying to balance Spikey Mouse, Spikey O'Mouse and now Spikey McMouse as a persona here. Give me a break, ya gobshite.
I don't know how Kiko does it.
Dykes last minute winner incoming.
Jobby.
I bet if England had a better anthem, they'd have won something in recent years.
Looked up that Jack Hendry (to see if he was Colin's) and that's some mad club career.
Mudryk not in the Ukraine 11. Presumably he's still trying to fight his way out of Walkers laundry basket.
That was nice from Foden.
Bellingham & Rashford link is filthy.
That was coming. If rashford could time a run properly they’d be 2 or 3 up.
We’re fucked against any team with pace and directness which England have plenty of. No out ball either, not sure playing 4 centre midfielders will do well long term
RIP in pieces Scotland.
Spikey McMouse in the mud
Robertson
He’s utter shite for us.
Them bastard Georgians rolling over to stop us qualifying tonight as well.
Lewis Dunk is by some distance England's best centre half.
Bellingham is going to be England's best ever player, isn't he?
Who would he be replacing?
Bobby Charlton? Matthews or Finney? Bobby Moore? It'll take some to go past the bobbies.
David Nugent or Francis Jeffers and their 100% scoring records, clearly.
My footballing knowledge goes no further back than about 1996, so no idea.
I saw that Jeffers goal. Never before realised I had been witness to history.
Gazza or Wazza then, so maybe he's in with a shot.
If Roy Keane didn't exist we could have had Haaland in this team too.
Big fan of the Maguire abuse
Rooney, no question.
I'm a twit
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