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Thread: March Football: The "I'm on a train" edition

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    "It's bigger than a bread bin".

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    The grainy vids just made it look like your standard lad banter in a pub. Fucking leave the poor fuckwit alone.

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    De Ligt bailing out Sommer massively there.

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    "Scott Parker is no longer head coach of Club Bruges"

    Quality club statement. Brutal.

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    That was a goal for me.

    Muller doesn't get a touch, I don't think.

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    Quote Originally Posted by niko_cee View Post
    "Scott Parker is no longer head coach of Club Bruges"

    Quality club statement. Brutal.
    Clearly a sensible decision, but you have to question how on earth he blagged his way in there in the first place.

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    PSG not winning the CL again

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    Bayern progressing not a while hill of beans better. Hopefully Napoli wreck everyone but they'll probably come unstuck at some point.

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    Bayern are pretty toilet too. Real Madrid will probably shit their way to it again. Benfica to make the semis.

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    Tfw you're enjoying hating PSG and then you remember you're about to be PSG

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    PSG

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    Spurs

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    Hopefully this turns out to be something of a jinx, but Richarlison seems to be having a fairly low key god awful season for a £60m forward. Doesn't seem to attract anywhere near the criticism that some players do.

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    Goes without saying but I shall anyway, fuck me Spurs were shit.

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    That was an utterly pathetic performances in both games from Tottenham. What a tragic club. Hopefully they can win their convert appeal to get more Beyonce performances to entertain the crowd

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    Quote Originally Posted by niko_cee View Post
    Hopefully this turns out to be something of a jinx, but Richarlison seems to be having a fairly low key god awful season for a £60m forward. Doesn't seem to attract anywhere near the criticism that some players do.
    Antony has set the bar high/low.

    Romero too, jesus, work permit freedom and an ill-advised world cup fluke has got the English teams forgetting how ill-suited these favela lads are to the English game.

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    Quote Originally Posted by randomlegend View Post
    Tfw you're enjoying hating PSG and then you remember you're about to be PSG
    PSG as the feeder club to United, like that scam Watford were running with whoever it was in Italy.

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    Conte’s European record is a disgrace.

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    I know a spurs fan that had £1000 on them to qualify

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    He's either a gambling addict or an idiot. Probably both.

    I don't know why Spurs are persisting with Conte. He was always going to be the wrong manager for them. If actual Mourinho couldn't make it work, then this needy, perma-depressive, mea speaka noa de Engleesh Mourinho has no chance. I've said it before, but Chelsea and Spurs definitely got their appointments the wrong way round.
    Last edited by Spikey M; 09-03-2023 at 08:28 AM.

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    Isn't Conte lying in bed somewhere recovering?

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    If we get a good draw we could scam our way into the semis yet. Probably only Napoli, City and Bayern who I am confident would beat us. And Real Madrid I guess but even they're not all that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kikó View Post
    Isn't Conte lying in bed somewhere recovering?
    He's back now. But yea, he was. Along with half of his Christmas card list dying over the last year. Poor cunt. He's been properly Spurs'd.

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    These mans speaking as if we ain't about to pull off the greatest comeback in European football history since our last one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    If we get a good draw we could scam our way into the semis yet. Probably only Napoli, City and Bayern who I am confident would beat us. And Real Madrid I guess but even they're not all that.
    Bayern aren’t much better than Dortmund. Muller and Chupo Moting front 2 is hilarious. Napoli/Madrid would be a cracking tie

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    There's definitely potential for someone stealing their way into the final this year, hopefully it isn't City.

    Madrid would grift Napoli out of a result despite being smashed in all likelihood.

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    He's begging for the axe

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    I reckon Spurs could send even a man who wears a wig into male pattern baldness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    PSG as the feeder club to United, like that scam Watford were running with whoever it was in Italy.
    Us somehow ending up with Mbappe would be quite funny.

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    Buying back Ronaldo

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    Weghorst 2 year deal

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    I'm all for this 'effective time' business [well sort of] but unless it has the desired effect [and basically knocks time wasting on the head] I'm not sure I'll ever really come to terms with the fact that 4.50pm on Saturday will still see most 3 o'clock kick-offs having 15 minutes plus left to go.

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    Is Union Saint-Gilloise Tony Bloom's other team?

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    We're back.

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    He's still going?!

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    Indeed. He will never retire.

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    It has been over 365 days since a Wolves 'striker' scored in the league

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yevrah View Post
    Indeed. He will never retire.
    I remember him being on CM4 I think and even though Betis would accept the bid, he just refused to move. He loved Betis so much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SincereTheRebel View Post
    It has been over 365 days since a Wolves 'striker' scored in the league
    That's the kind of record Newcastle can help you with.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SincereTheRebel View Post
    I remember him being on CM4 I think and even though Betis would accept the bid, he just refused to move. He loved Betis so much.
    Irl he did spend almost a decade away from Betis, but i agree that he clearly loves it there. I think I’ve read he owns a part of the club.

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    Yeah, he went off to join other long term FM don/player unable to function outside of his home city Vicente at 'Balenthia'.

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    Just watched United game from last night.

    You can't help but love Weghorst, but the difference when we get an actually good striker is going to be stark. Osimhen please.

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    I would love it if he secured himself some.proper cult status by contributing a few key goals somewhere toward the end of the season but there's no getting away from the fact that he's quite bad.

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    Every club needs a Shola Ameobi.

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    I know he's had a shit time of it lately, but Conte does not look a well man.

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    Something about Americans talking football makes my toes curl.


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    For those wanting some live footy, J.League now stream on YouTube. Just put you VPN to a country that doesn't have TV rights (such as VN).

    Last edited by John Arne; 11-03-2023 at 05:32 AM.

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    Van Dijk

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    I just assumed he was miles offside. Van Dijk didn’t even bother

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    Looking forward to no MotD this evening.

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