Exactly the same here.
Next door has told her husband to start practicing the trumpet for Christmas tunes. I mean haven't we all suffered enough.
Exactly the same here.
Next door has told her husband to start practicing the trumpet for Christmas tunes. I mean haven't we all suffered enough.
When my Mrs said we probably wouldn't bother she said "it's nice for the kids", to which I would have responded "it's fucking about on your doorstep so your neighbours know how amazing you are. Just as you did every Thursday throughout the first lockdown along with that cunt that kept belting out Vera Lynn".
The Mrs went with the more diplomatic "we'll be playing games in the warm".
Salted caramel Lindt.
Tastes like Dime bar.
Silken Daim bars would be a thing of beauty.
They should make a thick Dime bar ('Daim' should be canned in Brexit Britain). None of this specks of it in a normal bar.
I'd get back on the Toblerone train if my Tesco stocked the dark / white chocolate ones. I know, they're terrible.
I don't know if I like Daim bars. I eat them, but I don't know if I actually like them.
You're welcome.
Daim bars are shit but the frozen cake is special.
Yeah, I took some twiglets home after a work buffet (no other takers, naturally) and I got fairly sick of them. It's not something you enjoy. You tolerate them.
Aren’t they basically bits of pretzel?
Let's get the Twiglets in while we work it out.
Reminds me, I need to get some Flipz and some Mr. Porkys for nibbles.
They do not go on the list.
I'm picking up the meat from the butchers on Wednesday. I'll get some scratchings in. Might get some pig skin and whack it in the air-frier actually.
I made a trifle in an oven dish and the layers are perfect.
Mince - good, custard - good.
Mate, just get out.
A non-boozy trifle is great.
Trifle is class, though you can keep sherry.
Trifle is minging.
I'm a twit
See how wrong you are @Boydy?
Jelly, cold custard, cream, bits of fruit and then some fucking wet cake bits at the bottom?
You can keep my share of that fucking mess.
Yeah, trifle is crap. Bet you man munch on spotted dick too.
I ditched the fruit. Fuck that.
What is spotted dick?
That's more of a school dinner thing isn't it? Think I only ever had one of those [both the dick, and the school dinner], at Repton School (College?), and it was suitably horrific.
Spotted Dick (as with anything with raisins in it) is horrific.
Because it can’t be Googled, is it just bread and butter pudding with raisins? Bread and butter pudding isn’t really a thing here though either.
I think it is more of a steamed/suet pudding thing. It's probably alright if it's made well enough and accompanied by something like custard.
It can also be googled, unless Pornhub is your default search engine.
Actually, most desserts are shit except cheese cake, carrot and banana cake and treacle sponge pudding with custard.
A white Christmas pudding then? No.
I’ll make a banoffee too and buy an Aldi ice cream roulade. Job done.
All of this shit is simply a vehicle for custard and if you're having it properly (like cereal with a spoon), it doesn't really matter what shit you have under the custard.
Just make butterscotch angel delight and eat it in a oner like the rest of us civilised adults.
The Bake Off has let me understand the basic principles of this conversation