He was in the favelas munching on guinea pigs about a year ago. He's probably still discovering colour television, the lad has no fucking preference between 2 random gammon clubs.
He was in the favelas munching on guinea pigs about a year ago. He's probably still discovering colour television, the lad has no fucking preference between 2 random gammon clubs.
Chelsea loaning Kepa to Madrid with no buy obligation or even option is an incredibly strange decision.
Anything to finally not concede 40% of goals outside of the box
Have Chelsea got another keeper? That decent young yank was already loaned out. De Gea?
More so a cash injection from selling him would surely cover some or all of the extra needed for Caicedo.
Quite surprised nobody tried to get Mitoma off Brighton as well. Always seems to cause trouble whenever I watch him.
Cap in hand to Southampton it is. £49m bid incoming.
£49m and £1
Piss take.
I’d have rather have had Fred for £15m at this point.
I'm a twit
There's going to be a Liverpool Twitter meltdown over this.
Biggest question for me is what now? To go back for Lavia now very much feels like being sent home with a Bendy Bully and your BFH, when Jims just shown you what you could have won.
Between this geezer and Abramovich, whose the real war criminal?
Blame Arsenal and Man Utd for funding it by signing mid players for over £50m each
Still got that £60m bid from Saudi for Lukaku to come in September
Caicedo pretty much done.
Can already see Sky cameras panning to Caicedo in the stands as Liverpool go 3 up
Chelsea overspending caused by other clubs overspending might be the biggest copium ever huffed on this forum.
They've gone from muzzy OAPs to slowly buying me round to their vision. Leave the gammons to spend £100m on shit kickers and players who spice up their chicken with Nando's medium sauce and instead, sign every proper entertainer out there. Elasticos > Deep Progressions
Get that Sunni arsehole off your tongue, lad.
Bringing Ronaldo and Neymar to Tehran, ACL is gonna hit different this year.
9 year contract (8+1) for Caicedo?
They're also after Lavia for £55m as well?
Mind bottling.
PSG held talks with Mbappe and he is back training with the first team squad.
It's looking like Mbappe is going to sign another new contract.
He's a moron, isn't he?
Same agent as Harry Kane?
I imagine this will be a 1 year extension with something like a £140m release clause.
Can't wait for his deaf voice to give that language a shot.Originally Posted by Heinrich Kein
PSGs problem was never that Mbappe was leaving, just that he was leaving for free after they'd sank 200m+ into him.
This will be a deal with release clause to make everyone happy.
Apart from Florentino Perez and that Tebas knobhead.
Neymar agreed a move to Saudi apparently.
Despite rumours of a verbal agreement, still no Chelsea bid. There's talk they can do the fee, but the structure of the deal is not to Brightons satisfaction as they have better on the table from Liverpool.
Liverpool still refusing to walk away from it because they believe Chelsea are struggling to meet the fee. The player wants to give Chelsea time to get it done, but we're already 3 days on from Liverpools accepted bid.
All to play for today then.
Winner takes the insane transfer hit.
If it were easy enough for Chelsea, you'd think they'd have trotted him out now to give that extra fuck you to Liverpool.
Osimhen's agreed a new contract with a €150m release clause (presumably active from next summer).
If he performs well again this year you'd imagine there'll be a bit of a scramble of clubs activating that.
Not really.
It'll be all about Evan Ferguson next summer in the striker market.
And whichever hitherto completely unknown players have had a good year for Benfica/Atalanta/Leipzig.
Sesko and Ferguson. Arsenal guaranteed to land one no doubt.
The worst thing that could ever happen now is fucking Spurs spunking their wedge on Ferguson.
Ferguson isn't going to Spurs, it'd be madness on all fronts, and Brighton simply won't let him go. Didn't he sign a new long term deal earlier in the year?
Never in doubt.
Fernandez must be creaming himself
Paul Barber must be smoking some good shit to think it's worth including a sell-on clause.
He looks thrilled.
Biggest news week for Ecuador in, well, ever. That presidential candidate guy got shot, some gang guy gets moved by half the population of the country in riot gear and now this. Like London buses.