Yep.
Yep.
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Mine is also being collected for the first time since I moved in, it’s certainly not been collected for a while, is full of the last owner of the house rubbish.Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry
Surely the contents are just compost by now? Get it in the garden.
It's wet mud full of woodlice, upon minimal inspection. With sawdust on top from recently fitting a new kitchen door.
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Here comes the snow.
Shit loads of the stuff up here this morning. Must’ve been a good 3 or 4 inches.
I fobbed off going to the office and worked from home and turned out to be a great decision as the roads were chaos. Taking people 2 hours to do 4 or 5 miles.
It’s been quite nice since though so it’s largely melted. Will see how tonight goes. If it gets really cold then it’s going to be super icy tomorrow which is even worse.
Snow coming down again. FFS.
My entire perception of this country's typical weather seems to be badly skewed by the great lockdown spring/summer of '20, sure, but just looking at the forecast for the next fortnight is very difficult.
We bought a 9 foot pool in the sale following on from last summer, so I regret to inform that we're probably not getting a summer for the next 3 years now.
Inflatable or framed?
I went Inflatable and am regretting the decision.
Framed. Had many an inflatable (oioi) but they're a pain in the arse blowing up and usually end up with slow punctures after a few uses.
Yeah our big paddling pool has a slow puncture and not being able to locate it is infuriating.
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It's also so fucking large that if you fill it up on ground which is fractionally not level, it's bows massively. It's shit basically.
Another couple of freezing nights on Sunday and Monday amidst a sea of rain. There's brief signs of a potent spring sun at times but fucking hell this is grim.
Thirty degrees today.
Absolute shite here.
I've said it for the past month or 2 and even though it seems as though at every instance of me stepping outside I get met by a sudden onslaught of rain currently, this really is the last week of it boys. Saviour Allah's piss because the sunny uplands of heat and sun offensive to all you gammons is just around the corner. The anticipation has already had a marked effect on my libido and appetite.
I hope you’re right because fuck this.
Yesterday evening was a joke. I went to the pub because cricket training was off, stepped outside to take a phone call for literally 30 seconds and ended up wetter than Poseidon's missus on his birthday.
I’d take another month just to prove allah is a cunt.
Weather gets good next week. All is well.
Good bit of sun today had me gagging for it all-day but could only leave office just now. Went to check how relentlessly hot it was gonna be now for the coming days and...fuck this world.
I did the same thing. Was looking out the window thinking it was a lovely day, must do something active at the weekend, checked the weather forecast and it's to piss all weekend. Fuck's sake.
It's been consistently horrendous for a good 12-15 weeks now.
Shame it wont be hitting 20+ but I'll take it.
Facebook memories serving up year after year of barbecue weather photo's isn't helping my mood.
Obviously not first to the party on this, but fuck me, what an absolute state today was.
Never seen such a rapid transition from blue skies into persistent heavy rain. 20-30 minutes from one to the other.
It’s been sunny all day every day since Monday here. Only 14/15c but can’t complain, better than the month long rain. Same again later today as well.
Then back to cloud and 8c next week. Class
One of the things that winds me up is the differing forecasts (as a cricket person I'm always up in the minutiae of the forecasts, radars etc). The next five days in my area, Met Office says mostly dry and Beeb says pissing with rain start to finish.
https://www.ventusky.com/
This is by far the most accurate in my experience (mainly for cricket games also).
Having a barbecue now. Phone says 18 but it feels warmer.
Rain > Poland.
Weather is an industry now rather than a science.
Wall to wall sunshine Mon-Fri then torrential rain all weekend.
It hit 21 today.
Tomorrow and Monday are meant to hit 22. It's been quite a nice few days.
Fucking horrid today. 35 degrees with a feels like of 41. Sticky as fuck.
The weather here appears to have taken our criticism to heart and has decided to dish out the worst Sunday since the British Army turned up in Derry.
Kent and Essex looked like it was Noah's Ark stuff yesterday. The good news is that today it's Surrey's turn, persistent heavy rain from noon until midnight or something.
Sunny up here finally, but fucking freezing. Feels like February.
Yesterday was such a weird day. Cloudy start, then a few hours of epic sunshine, and then in the space of about 10 minutes, it went almost completely dark at about 6.30pm as that downpour moved south from Wembley to saaf London. Torrential rain then for a couple of hours. Back up bright and sunny first thing today.
A high of 6C today. It's been the same shite since late Sept.
Seriously WTF. It's now May. I've had the Z out once since I taxed it at the start of April and the forecast looks horrific for the next 7 days.
It's starting to pick up a bit down here, but it's still pretty unacceptable. 18c on Sunday apparently even if it is going to wank it down off and on all weekend (again).
It's 8:30pm and it's 33 degrees with a feels like of 42. Sweating my nuts off.
Stfu John, I'm loving it.
Another week of persistent heavy rain ahead. Beyond a joke at this point.
Glorious today and back at work.
Feel like a proper mug for not cutting my grass on Saturday when it was sunny.
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