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Thread: The All New, All Shit, Relationship Thread

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    Someone I work with has been with her boyfriend for 5 years and the one time he put his finger up there it got absolutely covered in shit, lol.

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    At least he didn't go in tongue first.

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    Is rimming that weird? Does anyone else do it?

    I'd post a poll but i don't know how to.

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    Quote Originally Posted by igor_balis View Post
    Someone I work with has been with her boyfriend for 5 years and the one time he put his finger up there it got absolutely covered in shit, lol.
    Well, that's the last place you'd expect to find it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Queenslander View Post
    I reckon if you dig deep you will find she has some kind of trauma in her past...
    I think we only need to dig a week or so back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    I think we only need to dig a week or so back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    I think we only need to dig a week or so back.

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    You ever licked arsehole, Mahow?

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    You offering yours?

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    Quote Originally Posted by igor_balis View Post
    Is rimming that weird? Does anyone else do it?

    I'd post a poll but i don't know how to.
    Have none of you had long-term girlfriends? Do all of y'all hook up with hygienically challenged heifers? Or am I the degenerate in being unfazed by all of this discussion and surprised by everyone's seeming lack of experience?

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    Its just a spastic trend that Americans all convince each other they're doing, yeah?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Queenslander View Post
    Its just a spastic trend that Americans all convince each other they're doing, yeah?
    Well they have to do it to each other to get into Frats.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Queenslander View Post
    Its just a spastic trend that Americans all convince each other they're doing, yeah?
    ...maybe? Doing "butt stuff" was and continues to be very in vogue...we have a much larger African-American and Latino population, maybe it's stemming from those cultural influences?

    See articles like this, from when I was in undergrad:

    https://totalfratmove.com/how-to-act...s-perspective/

    https://totalfratmove.com/why-the-bu...-needs-to-end/

    "Anyone with a pulse knows that this year, more than any other, was a watershed year for eating booty."
    Last edited by Bartholomert; 21-03-2019 at 01:26 AM.

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    It reads like a desperate attempt to sell me a used car.

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    totalfratmove dot com

    This is the mert we know and love.

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    It's probably a by-product of the porn we consume. Even so, I always had rimming down as a specifically gay practice. There's going to be a lad on the board within 5 years telling us the virtues of choking someone out.

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    I don't necessarily have a problem with it, but doing it to a one night stand is wrong'un territory.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shindig View Post
    It's probably a by-product of the porn we consume. Even so, I always had rimming down as a specifically gay practice. There's going to be a lad on the board within 5 years telling us the virtues of choking someone out.
    This is post choking surely? I remember the local broken sheilas dribbling nonsense about that 10 years ago.

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    As in all cases it depends on the lass in question.

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    Have zero interest in doing it or having it done.

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    Really a new spin on the "All Shit" part of the thread title

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    Quote Originally Posted by igor_balis View Post
    Someone I work with has been with her boyfriend for 5 years and the one time he put his finger up there it got absolutely covered in shit, lol.
    First lass I did anal with shat all over me cock. I went and rinsed it with cold water in the sink then she had a good suck. Disgusting woman.

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    Calling all married men. Did you ever dream of your wedding day when you were younger?

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    Nope. Not at all.

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    Why? Women seem to do it all the time.

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    Because he's a man.

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    Brides like the occasion, grooms dread it.

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    Weddings are as good as it gets for women. If you go to enough weddings you'll quickly work out that all the women there (not just the bride and close relations) are like pigs in shit, and all the men have basically been dragged there by the women.

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    Aye, when my sis had hers, you'd get plenty women chipping in with 'how to do it'. I guess after that, the only other thing women bask in is childbirth.

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    Married by force then. Say no more.

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    Weddings are great. I've definitely daydreamed about how I'd like mine done.

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    Going to weddings is a laugh as long as you know 3 or more seperate people.

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    Collecting the ring tomorrow.

    I didn't "dream" of my wedding, but I look forward to it. From previous discussions we are pretty on the same page about what we'd want. Mostly I don't want anyone stuck there for 11,000 hours cooing over us, eating extremely average food and pretending it's the best thing ever when really they wanted to go home a quarter of a day ago and watch Love Island.

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    Who from TTH is attending?

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    Only John.

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    I ask becuase one of my friends who is recently married, is misreable as can be. I told him, its becuase it was never part of your dream. It was her dream and you deceded to jump into it with her.

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    I have no doubt I want to marry her.

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    Good.

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    Good chat.

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    But do you dream of it?

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    He only dreams of knives and a cure for migraines.

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    In a way knives are a cure for migraines.

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    It's not a cure, it's a placebo.

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    I'm going to a wedding in a few hours. Hanging like a bat and I can't find my tie either.

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    Missus is in the middle of chemo and her mind has melted. Im at my place for a week because interpretations that didnt go my way.

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    Jesus lad sending strength.

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    Frig. Hope you guys both get through it.

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    That must be about as difficult as it gets. Stay strong.

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    It was all going swell untill she was prescribed 25 radiation sessions which is 5 more than the norm.

    For some reason this has tipped her to glass half empty and im on the ropes absorbing the emotional adjustment. We will be fine in the long term but this week has been the hardest of my life. Im as easy going as it gets but nothing i do escapes this new perspective.

    Im sorry to bring it here but there is no where else to turn to on a saturday night.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Queenslander View Post
    It was all going swell untill she was prescribed 25 radiation sessions which is 5 more than the norm.

    For some reason this has tipped her to glass half empty and im on the ropes absorbing the emotional adjustment. We will be fine in the long term but this week has been the hardest of my life. Im as easy going as it gets but nothing i do escapes this new perspective.

    Im sorry to bring it here but there is no where else to turn to on a saturday night.
    Don’t apologise! If anything this is the best place to vent. You can count on the kindness of strangers here. And that someone will call you a paedo or something.

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