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    Giving the doctor a backhander to make sure she gets treated right? Am I reading a script from the Sopranos?

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    I guess it's the norm in Romania but who am I to say.

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    Yes, it's entirely the norm in that part of the world. I know that in Greece, priority of treatment goes to the highest bidder. It's not so much a backhander as a straight up medical cost.

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    Pay the doctor money to off her.

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    My Sister in Laws mate fell over on some ice whilst on holiday in Romania. He completely fucked his leg up and had to have 2 operations. The hospital wasn’t amazing, he had limited pain killers available (different laws?) and the language barrier made things difficult at times. BUT... he had no issues with being asked for payment / backhanders.

    So, either:

    A) They don’t pull that shit on Foreigners / Insurance companies / EHIC holders.
    B) He got lucky with the hospital he went to
    C) You’re being had.

    Probably the first, but I would be feeling a bit uneasy if I was you as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dino View Post
    Yes, it's entirely the norm in that part of the world. I know that in Greece, priority of treatment goes to the highest bidder. It's not so much a backhander as a straight up medical cost.
    I didn't doubt it given some of the stories she's told me about growing up there. She was 12 when the leader was overthrown and I just can't relate in any way whatsoever.

    Should I be expecting mysterious things to be found along the way? "Oh by the way, we found out she has xx which requires £€$."

    It's worse that I don't speak the language. Listening to her on the phone at times is like playing catchphrase. Guess the tone and facial expression then guess the conversation.

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    Also, you have to learn how to accept the loss.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    Pay the doctor money to off her.
    Its cheaper to keep her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    My Sister in Laws mate fell over on some ice whilst on holiday in Romania. He completely fucked his leg up and had to have 2 operations. The hospital wasn’t amazing, he had limited pain killers available (different laws?) and the language barrier made things difficult at times. BUT... he had no issues with being asked for payment / backhanders.

    So, either:

    A) They don’t pull that shit on Foreigners / Insurance companies / EHIC holders.
    B) He got lucky with the hospital he went to
    C) You’re being had.

    Probably the first, but I would be feeling a bit uneasy if I was you as well.
    Was it a private one or general? Apparently there's a difference in quality but it depends what it's being measured against. Both could be shit for all I know.

    I would rather pay knowing it was doing something that helped her mum instead of someone else's pockets.

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    Romanian Mafia thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    Pay the doctor money to off her.
    It sounds like he’s paying the doctor to not off her. So in this instance it really is:

    1) don’t pay
    2) split up with other half
    3) ????
    4) Profit



    5) Death via her brothers

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smiffy View Post
    Was it a private one or general? Apparently there's a difference in quality but it depends what it's being measured against. Both could be shit for all I know.

    I would rather pay knowing it was doing something that helped her mum instead of someone else's pockets.
    Fuck knows. I know very little aside from what his Facebook updates said.

    He has 1 leg shorter than the other now though, so if it was Private he’s been had.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SincereTheRebel View Post
    Its cheaper to keep her.
    Financially, perhaps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Panda Bear View Post
    Got married on Saturday. Pretty cool so far.

    In Hawai'i for the honeymoon. Pretty nice so far.
    Congrats! We went there for ours too. Really enjoyed Pearl Harbor (maybe enjoy isn’t the word..), diamond head and sea life park. We did a hike though a forest while it was chucking it down too but I wouldn’t ever be able to remember the name.

    You staying in Waikiki? We stayed at the Ilikai. Wife wants to go back but it costs a bomb.

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    Yeah that's what the Japanese figured as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mazuuurk View Post
    Yeah that's what the Japanese figured as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mazuuurk View Post
    Yeah that's what the Japanese figured as well.
    Bravo

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    My Sister in Laws mate fell over on some ice whilst on holiday in Romania. He completely fucked his leg up and had to have 2 operations. The hospital wasn’t amazing, he had limited pain killers available (different laws?) and the language barrier made things difficult at times. BUT... he had no issues with being asked for payment / backhanders.

    So, either:

    A) They don’t pull that shit on Foreigners / Insurance companies / EHIC holders.
    B) He got lucky with the hospital he went to
    C) You’re being had.

    Probably the first, but I would be feeling a bit uneasy if I was you as well.

    It's C all day long, Romanians are all the same.

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    Quote Originally Posted by igor_balis View Post
    I'm all for free love and having fun but the girl i was seeing last summer (and had spoken about rekindling our fling with this summer) has spent the year studying in italy. I knew she was ...."having a good time", but she's literally sent me a photo with three italian cocks in her mouth. Is it prudish of me to feel somewhat less excited about the prospect of banging her again?

    Either way i'm demanding an up to date all clear from the gum clinic.
    I feel like part of this story has been accidentally deleted or you all flirt in a very different way overseas.

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    Igor likes wrong’uns and always had. He’s more at home with his nose up a fat birds waste pipe than you are holding an upsidedown sign at a special needs basketball match.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    Igor likes wrong’uns and always had. He’s more at home with his nose up a fat birds waste pipe than you are holding an upsidedown sign at a special needs basketball match.

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    Played Spikes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    Igor likes wrong’uns and always had. He’s more at home with his nose up a fat birds waste pipe than you are holding an upsidedown sign at a special needs basketball match.
    i simply cannot argue with that

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    igor ya cunt ye have taste, fuck jack jeebs over there

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    3 year anniversary today with the missus. I must admit this relationship stuff is a lot easier in my 30's compared to my tragic failures in my 20's.
    Last edited by Queenslander; 02-06-2018 at 02:08 AM.

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    Coming up for a year with the Portuguese. We’re both fucking hopeless at relationships so we’re still taking things relatively slow and chill. First, I guess, proper adult relationship for both of us, and each of ours first for years. But it’s been the best time so far. We went to Portugal together a few weeks ago sans problem so yeah, all pretty sweet.

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    Portuguese friend!

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    I've realised I have a really bad neck fetish. Thinking about it, I really enjoy sinking my teeth into her neck. Kissing up the neck pieces while she strokes my wood. I could do it at all day. I think she has realised it too and probably thinks I'm a complete weirdo. It's fucked, lads.

    It does not sound like a bad fetish to have compared to having a foot fetish? I don't understand that at all. The neck kissing is probably a gateway to all that other kinky world, so I should probably slow down.

    I'm going to mention it to her today and see what she thinks about it.

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    This is how hammer started...

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    Neck kissing naturally leads to choking.

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    Kids have necks, the nonce.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kikó View Post
    This is how hammer started...
    Exactly what I'm talking about. Its a gateway, it could lead to other behaviours. I need to chill.

    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    Kids have necks, the nonce.
    They also have a penis or a vagina so I've been told. I'm not 100% sure though, as I've never seen a penis or vagina on a kid.

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    That’s the wrong black bloke Keeks. Bit racist.

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    TIL: neck kissing directly leads to paedophilia.

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    It’s a gateway kink.

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    I could be in a worse situation. Googling sexual fetishes has opened me up to a world, I never imagined existed.

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    Now, you don't punish anyone, Dutch or otherwise, for having big boobs.

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    Was that meant for the job thread?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SvN View Post
    Now, you don't punish anyone, Dutch or otherwise, for having big boobs.
    If anything they should be rewarded.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SincereTheRebel View Post
    I've realised I have a really bad neck fetish. Thinking about it, I really enjoy sinking my teeth into her neck. Kissing up the neck pieces while she strokes my wood. I could do it at all day. I think she has realised it too and probably thinks I'm a complete weirdo. It's fucked, lads.

    It does not sound like a bad fetish to have compared to having a foot fetish? I don't understand that at all. The neck kissing is probably a gateway to all that other kinky world, so I should probably slow down.

    I'm going to mention it to her today and see what she thinks about it.
    She claimed she noticed I attacked the neck almost immediately but its something we both enjoy so its no big deal. Minor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SincereTheRebel View Post
    They also have a penis or a vagina so I've been told. I'm not 100% sure though, as I've never seen a penis or vagina on a kid.
    I heard that girls wee out their bellybutton until they're sixteen and their vaginas openly like a clam on that birthday.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SincereTheRebel View Post
    They also have a penis or a vagina so I've been told. I'm not 100% sure though, as I've never seen a penis or vagina on a kid.

    Are you sure you've been looking in the right place...?

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    Simmer down Jimmy Saville.

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    That's the joke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    more at home with his nose up a fat birds waste pipe than you are holding an upsidedown sign at a special needs basketball match.
    What is this even supposed to mean?

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    That makes it even better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kikó View Post
    Portuguese friend!
    Olá.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bruhnaldo View Post
    What is this even supposed to mean?
    Exactly.

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    Remember that scenario I went through with the female and the baby. I saw her yesterday, pushing a dark skin baby that was probably at least one. Im not sure if it was hers or not, but hopefully it was. Even though there isnt any long term damage reported. I always think what happenes if they cant reproduce ever again after the 'operaation'. I dont speak to her anymore, but it reminded me that in order for things to work. You and her have to friends first. If you are not friends, you are never going to happy.

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