User Tag List

Page 1 of 6 123 ... LastLast
Results 1 to 50 of 281

Thread: Midweek Football

  1. #1
    Custom User Title phonics's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2015
    Posts
    18,152
    Mentioned
    118 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

    Midweek Football

    I'll put the fixtures in in a minute.

    Meanwhile enjoy this seminar from Tony Gale



    You wonder how clubs get into so much trouble when brains like this are outside the game.

  2. #2
    Senior Member Boydy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    12,592
    Mentioned
    78 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    1. Appoint a manager
    2. ???
    3. Profit

  3. #3
    Senior Member Spikey M's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2016
    Posts
    22,470
    Mentioned
    35 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    A true football genius would have added 5. Win all of the games.

  4. #4
    Won the Old Board Lewis's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Location
    Hull
    Posts
    27,079
    Mentioned
    132 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    They already have a top, top manager. He just needs TIME.

  5. #5
    Senior Member Spikey M's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2016
    Posts
    22,470
    Mentioned
    35 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Bigger than Arsenal within 3 years

  6. #6
    More successful than most Magic's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Location
    Scotchland
    Posts
    17,921
    Mentioned
    72 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Hasn't he just ripped that from Fergie's business seminars?

  7. #7
    Custom User Title phonics's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2015
    Posts
    18,152
    Mentioned
    118 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Stuff like this is mad, I know the money difference is enormous but can you imagine 10 years ago someone in the first XI of Porto going to Bournemouth?


  8. #8
    Senior Member John's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2015
    Location
    Glasgow
    Posts
    8,833
    Mentioned
    45 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    He isn't in their first eleven. Last year someone who actually was went to Wolves.

  9. #9
    Senior Member Mazuuurk's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    3,655
    Mentioned
    16 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    What year, you said?

  10. #10
    Senior Member Mazuuurk's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    3,655
    Mentioned
    16 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    Bigger than Arsenal within 3 years

    Yeah, but that won't happen by West Ham improving though.

  11. #11
    More successful than most Magic's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Location
    Scotchland
    Posts
    17,921
    Mentioned
    72 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

  12. #12
    Senior Member Jimmy Floyd's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    35,307
    Mentioned
    84 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    I'll have you know Tony Gale is inside the game as some sort of director at Walton Casuals who have just been promoted to the Isthmian Premier for the first time ever.

  13. #13
    Senior Member Boydy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    12,592
    Mentioned
    78 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    They wouldn't look out of place mixed in with these lot:


  14. #14
    Won the Old Board Lewis's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Location
    Hull
    Posts
    27,079
    Mentioned
    132 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    That greasy curtains haircut Luke Knight sports is due a widespread comeback.

  15. #15
    DEATH TO THE WEIRD Raoul Duke's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Location
    Haarlem
    Posts
    6,802
    Mentioned
    23 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    That greasy curtains haircut Luke Knight sports is due a widespread comeback.
    The 90's revival is in full swing, here in trendy East London, and I can confirm that it's on it's way...

  16. #16
    Senior Member John's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2015
    Location
    Glasgow
    Posts
    8,833
    Mentioned
    45 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    'it will take the most incredible thing ever in sport for Southampton not to stay up now', sez Jamie Redknapp. That's Southanpton who are three points clear and play Man City on the last day.

    That might be the most incredible piece of hyperbole ever in language.

  17. #17
    Won the Old Board Lewis's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Location
    Hull
    Posts
    27,079
    Mentioned
    132 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Them getting hammered won't be surprising, but won't Swansea also have to annihilate whoever they have? It would be pretty incredible.

  18. #18
    Senior Member CJay's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    2,385
    Mentioned
    17 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Huddersfield will lose to Chelsea and Arsenal, so Swansea will just have to beat Stoke. No big deal.

  19. #19
    Man(c) of the People igor_balis's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    5,909
    Mentioned
    44 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Like a fucking div I actually got my hopes up ever so slightly. Though if they'd drawn tonight it would have hurt much more when one of those cunts inevitably got a point on the last day.

    Quite looking forward to the championship though, and I think it helps hugely that we're going down with a bit of positive momentum and the Pardew Pulis stink somewhat fumigated.

  20. #20
    ram it up your shitpipe Giggles's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Location
    Kildare
    Posts
    30,459
    Mentioned
    138 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Is that West Brom down now too then?

    EDIT: Ah yes.

  21. #21
    Senior Member John's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2015
    Location
    Glasgow
    Posts
    8,833
    Mentioned
    45 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Man City would have to beat them by seven and Swansea would need to win by three. It wouldn't be the most incredible thing to happen in the Premiership in the last two years never mind the history of sport.

  22. #22
    mischamischaracterisation Dquincy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    3,858
    Mentioned
    15 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Shut it.

  23. #23
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    3,865
    Mentioned
    49 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Gotta hope Huddersfield lose so that sky can roll out their "survival Sunday" pish.

  24. #24
    Senior Member Waffdon's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    12,799
    Mentioned
    44 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by John View Post
    Man City would have to beat them by seven and Swansea would need to win by three. It wouldn't be the most incredible thing to happen in the Premiership in the last two years never mind the history of sport.
    Swansea scoring three goals would near enough top Leicester winning the league to be fair.

  25. #25
    Now in technicolor Pen's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    1,674
    Mentioned
    22 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    To be honest. Southampton getting relegated after last night would be pretty incredible. Losing your most important game by seven while Swansea would actually need to smash Stoke is probably at least 1/1000 stuff.

  26. #26
    I used to be funny.
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    21,258
    Mentioned
    41 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Fingers crossed for Huddersfield. Swansea's got three points against Stoke ... probably.

  27. #27
    Custom User Title phonics's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2015
    Posts
    18,152
    Mentioned
    118 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Not expecting these last two away games to go great for some reason.


  28. #28
    Senior Member Max Power's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Location
    Leicester
    Posts
    3,459
    Mentioned
    15 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    We’ve never beaten Arsčne Wenger in a league game and we are outrageously poor atm. The run will end tonight.

  29. #29
    Custom User Title phonics's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2015
    Posts
    18,152
    Mentioned
    118 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by Max Power View Post
    We’ve never beaten Arsčne Wenger in a league game and we are outrageously poor atm. The run will end tonight.
    Is that including Martin O'Neils time? There's been some proper ding dongs. The only thing I know is that there will be a goal post 90 minutes.

  30. #30
    Senior Member Max Power's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Location
    Leicester
    Posts
    3,459
    Mentioned
    15 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Yep, a few late equalisers but no win. Can see Lacazette completing his hattrick after 90 yeah, 5-0.

  31. #31
    Senior Member Andy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    1,326
    Mentioned
    24 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Bored of Puel yet?

  32. #32
    More successful than most Magic's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Location
    Scotchland
    Posts
    17,921
    Mentioned
    72 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Well, that PR tour of Myanmar is going well.

    1-0 to the Allstars.

  33. #33
    Senior Member Max Power's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Location
    Leicester
    Posts
    3,459
    Mentioned
    15 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    No need, he will be gone in the summer and the cycle continues. Issues way beyond the manager.

    Four centre backs whilst 2-0 down at home to West Ham wasn’t exactly electric stuff though. Injuries or not.

  34. #34
    More successful than most Magic's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Location
    Scotchland
    Posts
    17,921
    Mentioned
    72 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    Well, that PR tour of Myanmar is going well.

    1-0 to the Allstars.
    2-1 to them now.

  35. #35
    Senior Member Waffdon's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    12,799
    Mentioned
    44 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    The amount of times Hazard is rested by Conte is bonkers.

  36. #36
    Senior Member niko_cee's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    17,949
    Mentioned
    45 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by phonics View Post
    Not expecting these last two away games to go great for some reason.
    Ignoring tonight's game, there would be no better (or perhaps more fitting) send off for (latter day) Arsene than following up battering a hard to beat, decent team at home, with a meek loss away to a relegation struggler.

    City's record away from home is absolutely mental. Hopefully more teams bother against them next year.

  37. #37
    Senior Member Jimmy Floyd's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    35,307
    Mentioned
    84 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by Waffdon View Post
    The amount of times Hazard is rested by Conte is bonkers.
    Probably resting himself for the World Cup in exchange for not demanding a move to Real Madrid (which he won't anyway as I don't think he's actually that ambitious).

  38. #38
    Webly Ian's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    20,654
    Mentioned
    123 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)

  39. #39
    Senior Member Waffdon's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    12,799
    Mentioned
    44 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    He’s the least selfish player with his quality I’ve ever seen, so that doesn’t surprise me. It comes across as if he only plays because he’s fucking good at it and he’s not arsed about anything other than his family.

  40. #40
    Senior Member Waffdon's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    12,799
    Mentioned
    44 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Mid table team without Hazard.

  41. #41
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Location
    Jacksonville, FL
    Posts
    8,567
    Mentioned
    51 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by Ian View Post
    Incredible. They get paid for that nonsense.

    They should make them practice penalties at the end of a session when their legs are dead. There is no way you can replicate the atmosphere but you can try work beating the tired legs.

  42. #42
    Isn't he banned? Baz's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2015
    Posts
    15,019
    Mentioned
    199 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Whys there no MOTD on?
    I'm a twit

  43. #43
    ram it up your shitpipe Giggles's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Location
    Kildare
    Posts
    30,459
    Mentioned
    138 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by Baz View Post
    Whys there no MOTD on?
    Because at this stage nobody cares.

    And there might be one tomorrow night as there's another game.

  44. #44
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    3,865
    Mentioned
    49 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    The bus at Stamford Bridge is well and truly in park mode. Doors locked and engine off.

  45. #45
    Senior Member niko_cee's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    17,949
    Mentioned
    45 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by Danny View Post
    Incredible. They get paid for that nonsense.

    They should make them practice penalties at the end of a session when their legs are dead. There is no way you can replicate the atmosphere but you can try work beating the tired legs.
    That article got me to thinking about penalties, and the various machinations of them. Are players expected to make their own decisions as regards what they do? I have always imagined yes, but now I ask myself why? Surely having some boffin-based plan you just send the drone out to execute would work better? That's how 'keepers do it (if you believe the spiel). I don't mean, everyone boot it in the top corner, more like giving them a simple set instruction - left, right, down the middle, low, high etc (some combination thereof). Operating on the assumption that all professional footballers are capable of kicking a ball far better than they are necessarily at handling pressure, or making decisions, might that not be a way to try and mitigate against those things? Or do you lose on the second guessing/sending the 'keeper the wrong way in proportion to your gains elsewhere? If nothing else, it's a good way to share the burden - ie the player is not alone in taking the penalty, so if it goes wrong in some way, there is a shared burden. I reckon we should go for it.

  46. #46
    Senior Member John's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2015
    Location
    Glasgow
    Posts
    8,833
    Mentioned
    45 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Hazard can only be second to Messi in terms of going past people at pace. He has that strange skill of not seeming to do very much but somehow sending everyone the wrong way as he scampers round four challenges.

  47. #47
    Senior Member Waffdon's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    12,799
    Mentioned
    44 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Conte is a mess.

    Once teams cottoned onto his 3 at the back

  48. #48
    ram it up your shitpipe Giggles's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Location
    Kildare
    Posts
    30,459
    Mentioned
    138 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    That's the CL places set now is it?

  49. #49
    Senior Member Jimmy Floyd's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2015
    Posts
    35,307
    Mentioned
    84 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    Liverpool could still lose at home to Brighton at the weekend and let us in, but realistically yes.

    As a fan I like the Europa League as a) you play different teams and b) I might actually get to a game or two for once, but I suppose I should be wallowing in misery as now we can't buy Messi, Aguero and Stoichkov without the lure of Champions League.

  50. #50
    Administrator Kikó's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2015
    Location
    Laaaaaandan
    Posts
    12,153
    Mentioned
    19 Post(s)
    Tagged
    0 Thread(s)
    I guess in the summer, Roman is going to have to have a rethink. I reckon he should
    1. Appoint a new manager
    2. Appoint a recruitment team
    3. Provide a war chest
    4. Put the ball in the net more than they concede

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •