People say the lotto lout pissed it up the wall but turning your mansion's garden into a banger racing track to upset the snooty neighbours whilst holding coke fuelled bunga bunga parties and a different high priced escort every night seems like one of the better uses, comparatively.
Edit: if I won I wouldn't tell anyone except immediate family. I think going public with the win is mental.
Last edited by Lofty; 13-09-2023 at 08:57 PM.
I'd murder most people to win the lottery.
I'm a twit
Didn’t win last night. Grief.
I'd tell people we won, but I'd say it was 100k or something. You wouldn't be able to spend any of it otherwise. Nobody is going to miss that you're suddenly driving a G-Waggon round town.Originally Posted by Lofty
My £20 turned into £6.70.
Better than usual.
Make a shell company and fake your newfound income via it as cover. People react a lot differently to earned wealth than 'unearned'.
"Yeah my 'coaster guy merch is huge in Burkino Faso"
Just say you found a bunch of crypto down the back of the e-sofa.
"You know those £150 deals you get for opening new bank accounts? I've been doing that since I was six."
Those people with those bright red fleeces came to a postcode down the road from me. They gave away big cheques.
Cunts will still come with the hand out no matter how they think you got it.
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