They are always shit at kids tasks. Without fail. And always to the extent that it's not just the show making them look stupid.
They are always shit at kids tasks. Without fail. And always to the extent that it's not just the show making them look stupid.
No one really looked good in that task.
Suhail was right to go but I'm surprised he didn't send Bradley packing too.
Walk the plank line really did spoil it too, shitty BBC previews.
I've noticed that this season, the graphic designers they've had help them do "branding" have been absolutely shit. I mean, obviously the candidates offer direction, but I doubt they're saying "Can you make it look like a 12 year old did it in Paint?".Originally Posted by Ian
It's always been obvious bollocks that they're getting up at 4 in the morning for these shitty tasks with the car arriving 20 minutes later, but the BBC could at least try and not leave clocks in frame showing it being 7:20am.
I missed that.
Another occasion where both teams should have lost. The bloke giving it the “we won because we had a strong vision and we stuck to it” during the treat should be fired just for that line.
Tim thinks one of the team's apps is a bit basic? Designing an app in an afternoon has led to something basic? No fucking shit. My God I hate this show.
Why the fuck does a lunchbox even need an app?
The design a product task is always wank and somehow we have had it three times already this series (if we count design the brand for the electric bike). He needs to thin the heard quickly and get some decent tasks on. Or bring back the odd job task, fucking up sweeping a yard for a fiver
Oh fuck I'd forgotten this one.fucking up sweeping a yard for a fiver
You know the other thing they fail at with selecting candidates now, other than people with more brain cells than toes, is finding characters.
Where's Jedi Jim? Or Vincent? Or Kurran? Or Sandhurst? Or Baggs the Brand (RIP)?
Always been my pet peeve, that. They wake them up at “4am” and twenty minutes later they’re caked in makeup and a suitcase packed for Dubai. Okay then.
Dani
Some top quality shameful lustage for me.
Avi talking down to people, I'm stunned.
Huge fan of Marnie casually burying Avi when they were discussing PM.
Christ almighty that is shameful. Have a wordDani
Some top quality shameful lustage for me.
Not supplying them with booze? Big mistake.
The exterminator is having a nightmare.
This task is groundhog day this series. Do they just not do shop selling anymore? It always has to be events or weird fucking around with food when they aren't chefs.
The contortionist
Avi's knowledge of the senses. Good lord.
Simba reacting to stuff has been the highlight of this series.
Karen donning them
Nice of Marnie to showcase some off her fetishes.
Prison experience been mis-sold, good luck with those tips
Fair play to Simba and... The other one trying to style the prison out.
Megan
Do you just fancy all of them? Is that what's going on here?
It's only those two.
"For me", says Avi, before going on to give the definition of a word.
Rat man has to be getting exterminated.
I hope it's a double. Mark for being a useless, sleazy bastard. Dani so I don't have to look at those fucking lips any more.
This does smell like a double.
Mark in serious trouble not even getting to pick his two to come back.
The lips survive \0/.
If all her pursing and pouting when she was sulking at the end there didn't put you off nothing will.
You know what, I thought the prison tram handled that really well. Especially when you had Karens complaining that it was meant to be a history tour and they remained in character and told them to stfu.
Bradley trying to just take over as PM without a vote
Also, lol at them picking Brad over Rochelle who is in the INDUSTRY.
This is the worst programme ever I think.
That bottle is fucking shocking.
It looks like one of those kid's bubble bath bottles.
These cunts are getting stupider. And I don't mean they're getting stupider people in, which they are, I mean these specific people are getting stupider.
Venom/Anti-Venom is like something Dennis Feinstein would have created on Parks & Rec.
It's the worst thing I watch by a very long margin, and were it not for having a WhatsApp group where we slag this off as we watch it every week and lolling about it on here I'd have binned it by now I think.
Needs a big old overhaul (or taken out back.)
I had to stop watching. It's just too bad. Didn't think Alan was moving too well early in the episode. Was walking like he'd shat himself.
The winning product would clearly have been some sort of lurid/fluro yellow tub of face scrub called Sugar Soap. Could even have some sort of stubbly dead skin remover in the shape of Alan's face on the inside of the lid.
I like how the retailers are pointing out how their skin is stained and burning and it may be giving them all cancer and chin's response is to ask how many millions of orders they want to put in.
It was quite an optimistic response, I'll grant you.
I love that their defence is "But we were told to make it green".
Really all those twats should be drop kicked out of the boardroom.
https://www.avitv.co.uk/my-story
Proudly displaying detention letters from school
I said to my wife that was the worst product ever on the show. Can anyone think of anything worse?
My memory for these things is fairly lol but nothing immediately springs to mind.
There was that time they tried to make a "lads mag" years after they'd all gone extinct, but this was still worse than that.
Ignoring the crap branding (there's been much worse) the product itself was just completely unusable in anyway. I can't believe that they were stupid enough to add the dye after they knew it was colouring their skin.
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